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A Chicago man has been charged with burglary for allegedly posing with two other men as Water Department employees to enter the South Side home of a 93-year-old man and rob it.[...] The men told the elderly resident they needed to shut off a valve in his basement. An off-duty police officer observed the men on the porch and saw their white van in front of the home, police said.
[...] The offenders then left the home, one fleeing on foot and the other in the white van. The off-duty police officer apprehended Miller when he left the home, police said.
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