Sunday, July 20, 2008

Holy Batman Batman!

Evidently, there is a scene in "The Dark Knight" that will make every Chicago copper spew their beverages in the theater. With crime running completely out of control, Lieutenant Gordon turns to a subordinate and states, "We need the National Guard." The scene then switches to a pair of National Guard helicopters flying down the Chicago River on their way to some mayhem.

It would seem that Blago got an advance screening copy of the movie and watched it before his latest foray into the land of stupid. The coincidences are just too darn scary.

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41 Comments:

Blogger Henry Bowman said...

Governor BJ is not that smart......




....of course no pol is smart............just cunning........





retired 2003

7/20/2008 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey if blago was a super hero what kind of powers would he have?................any suggestions

7/20/2008 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous neil bergstein said...

Let the serb enjoy some fist-run movies! He may not get them when he changes addresses..........

7/20/2008 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL...
"The Dark Knight" - Chicago Style:

In "The Dark Knight" Batman (J-Fed) raises the stakes on the war against crime. With the help of Robin (Aunt B), and The Aldercreatures they set out to dimantle the entire moral of the Chicago Police Deparment.
All the while crime on the streets turn to choas unleashed by the criminal masterminds know to the terrified citizens as "WEST-SIDE JOE".
Governor Blago offers the National Guard and State Police. But they soon find themselves prey to the critical scrunity of the media.

What are the citizen's of Chicago to do????

7/20/2008 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy GOTHAM CHICAGO Batman!!!

Told you so...we need all the help we can get to fight crime in this city. Hollywood will spend the money on the National Guard but cheap Mayor Chucky won't. Time to get a new mayor and superintendent.

7/20/2008 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yup.

7/20/2008 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Send me everyone!!!!!!

7/20/2008 07:00:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

This movie sucked. No character development & the storyline kept changing.

The funniest part is when the officers were gathered in the street. The Joker is dressed as a cop and starts shooting. The movie has the cops all ducking. duh.

7/20/2008 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

daley could hire chief Ohara.

7/20/2008 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, back at the bat cave...

"Holy Crapola Batman! This mayor is the dumbest son of a bitch corrupt cocksucker we've ever seen!"

"True, Boy Wonder, but remember that he's a devious scoundrel. His minions are everywhere. The citizens are too afraid to step out of line or vote him out of office."

"Right, Batman! We've got to help them out of their slump! This messing with the cops has got to stop!"

"Yes, Boy Wonder, it does. To the Bat Phone! We'll call Chief J-Fed!"

"Hello. Chief J-Fed please. What do you mean he won't take my call? I'm Batman god damn it! Don't you hang up on me, Monique!"

"Drats, Boy Wonder! The corrupt bastard has found another spineless lackey to shield himself. To the Batmobile."

"Right Batman! Good thing you're a billionaire! It cost six thousand dollars to gas that thing up this morning!"

And back in the office of His Highness Shortshanks...

"Yeah, Joker. You can have that contract. You ARE a minority right? I mean with that face you're disabled. Just remember, youz gotta hire some friends of ours. They're real hard workers. They'll get that job on track and done before schedule! Hahahahahaha!"

"You're the best my short fat friend! And to show my appreciation, here's a little evelope for you."

Will Shortshanks get away with it? Will the Dynamic Duo be able to stop them? Will JFed shake even a gloved hand of a masked crusader?

Find out next time. Same bat time. Same bat place. Same bat channel.

7/20/2008 09:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gov. Blowjobabitch is so stupid that he thought "the dark knight" was a documentary.

7/20/2008 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.........We are living in a movie!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7/20/2008 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous the rock said...

I think we need a bigger boat. Roy Scheider in Jaws. Im just sayn...

7/20/2008 11:23:00 AM  
Anonymous the rock said...

Hey if blago was a super hero what kind of powers would he have?................any suggestions

7/20/2008 01:01:00 AM

Power of stupidity...im just sayn

7/20/2008 11:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait until the state police rookies get to actually work in an "urban warfare" area wtf! they will not know what to do, but at least it will take some heat off of us when they are on the news being taped by the animals! The only way to really control animals is to cage them all! Helicopters like this http://www.tribulation.com/images/mi28.jpg imagine dude on a corner when this thing comes down think it would be better tahn a pit bull? Would be funny if dude had a gun runs into a house then copter opens up, bye punk bye house fuck em'!

7/20/2008 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey if blago was a super hero what kind of powers would he have?................any suggestions


I think he would be the Penguin. Ugly kid from rich serb family who tried to run as a politician but got exposed.

7/20/2008 12:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Lt. Gordon the former Commissioner Gordon? Did Mayor DICK have him dumped?I think we need answer's.

7/20/2008 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can somebody please tell 43B, SGT IDIOT, to go back and ride hid trycycle in 018 with the king of idiots Andruzzi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/20/2008 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC:
See COPS SOUND OFF blog.
That Chief is a motherfucker, he violates rights of coppers.

Blue Shirt

7/20/2008 02:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SWAT is the real Dark Knight. Why you ask? Cause SWAT RULES!!!

7/20/2008 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is becoming more like Escape from New York.

7/20/2008 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neil go see the Hunting party movie 2007 you fucking asshole.

The Serbs

7/20/2008 05:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kUDOS TO THE Pipes and Drums of the CPD and The CPD Honor Guard who appear in the movie

7/20/2008 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sort of related: Since we are talking Batman, the Pipes and Drums of the CPD are seen in the movie during the funeral scene. See the movie and then check out the pic's at pdcpd.org.

7/20/2008 07:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: "Gov. Blowjobabitch is so stupid that he thought "the dark knight" was a documentary."

I love all of you guys!!!
Not only am I a well informed citizen but also very much entertained by your comments!
God Bless and keep safe!

7/20/2008 08:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda like the moron bosses in this departmenting changing Youth to Special Victims Unit (SVU) after it became a hit on Law and Order. It's just like on tv... NOT!!! This department is an absolute DISGRACE!!! It should be called SEU... Special Ed Unit!!

7/20/2008 08:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're crazy!! Batman was awesome and didn't suck. Great Fuckin Movie!

7/20/2008 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To7/20/2008 01:01:00 AM

Bullet-proof hair?

7/20/2008 08:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

cops vs the city? read dark knight returns, millers epic novel. pits good boy government hero Super
'yes" man(jfed) against the true dark knight (old cpd'ers) ..great scene were mayor is trying to have a peace talk with a criminal who break out of his cuffs and kills said mayor...lol..

back to reading..."farva your suspension continues.."LIFM

7/20/2008 09:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lets use the national guard now! lets put cameras in burkes and daleys car then we would know what the "sunshine law" is all about! daley wants to watch us let us watch him and oily eddie it would be only fair right mayor and puppet eddie?

7/20/2008 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blago as a superhero??

He has incredible powers beyond those of mortal men, but his secret weakness is pain. And fear. And he’s kinda skittish. Oh, okay, and tickling. Did I mention bullets? Yeah, can’t handle those, either.

His code name is The Yellow Streak, but he doesn’t have super-speed.

The power to cloud his own mind.

Able to leap really tall people in a single day.

His *spider sense* tingles to the tune of "Taps".

7/20/2008 11:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sort of related: Since we are talking Batman, the Pipes and Drums of the CPD are seen in the movie during the funeral scene. See the movie and then check out the pic's at pdcpd.org.

that's what i thought!! my friends recognized the sound from the footage i shot of st jude. They were GREAT!! ^5

7/20/2008 11:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone else noticed the scene of Liutenant Gordan back at the station after apprehending the Joker?
"GCPD" (Gotham City Police Department)is embroidered in white letters across his black turtleneck, just like our uniform turtlenecks.
The "G" is obscured for most of the scene, leaving "CPD" visible to the viewer.
Anybody know if this just a total coincidence, or an inside homage to the city where the movie was filmed?

7/21/2008 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone think that gov. Boufant is taking his clues from hollywood?

snethen

7/21/2008 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The last time I saw Batman he was unconcious and laying on top of his naked wife who was handcuffed to the headboard of their bed. Seems to me that as he was attempting to jump off his dresser, struck his head on the ceiling and was knocked clean out, then landed on his wife. They were in that postion for over 8 hours til someone heard her screams and called 911. Thats how we got involved, the rest is history. P.S. No, we did not unmask the caped crusader to protect his anonimity.

7/21/2008 11:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I woulda love to learn more about the Joker...indeed it needed a little character development!

And alas, we'll never know since the Olsen Twins kilt him!

7/21/2008 06:43:00 PM  
Anonymous The Riddler said...

Anonymous said...
Hey if blago was a super hero what kind of powers would he have?................any suggestions

He would have the power of absolute corruption...

7/21/2008 08:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SWAT is the real Dark Knight. Why you ask? Cause SWAT RULES!!!

7/20/2008 03:56:00 PM

Ok clout baby.

7/21/2008 08:51:00 PM  
Blogger jeepmud said...

Does anyone else think it odd that the Gotham City Police were being shot and killed at every turn in this movie and NEVER shot back at the bad guys?

Remember the gunfire followed by the multiple bazooka attacks? The SWAT team and every other cop didn't let one round off at the bad guys.... what's up with that??

Is that what people are going to think of us? I truly hope not.

7/22/2008 02:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
SWAT is the real Dark Knight. Why you ask? Cause SWAT RULES!!!

7/20/2008 03:56:00 PM

Ok clout baby.

7/21/2008 08:51:00 PM

???????????????????????????

7/23/2008 12:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He would have the power of absolute corruption...

7/21/2008 08:34:00 PM"


That's Mumbles' power; guvner blojo's power is spelled out in his name.

7/23/2008 01:25:00 PM  

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