Saturday, August 16, 2008

Chicago's Newest Crime Fighter

Presenting:

The brainchild of 003 leadership. Here's the King reaching out to an impoverished neighborhood youth:

The new CAPS motto? Bullets to Burgers! Turn in your guns for a free Whopper! Fries extra. Maybe after the District Commander retires, she can get a job flipping burgers - oh wait, BK flame broils. No flipping.

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163 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!! Get a pic of him and chalkie!!! Chalkie with a crown holding a whopper

8/16/2008 12:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking pricless

8/16/2008 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!!!!

8/16/2008 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "King" has a plastic face just like J-Fed. I wonder if they go to the same gym and rub ass-glide on each others faces?

8/16/2008 12:26:00 AM  
Blogger 12GA. said...

Is it TRU?

Does the King really get two meritorious selections?

Btw. Do certain neighborhoods find that his moniker appears to support a certain HDO-related gang over other entrepreneurial organizations that typically reside to the south and west of Humboldt Park?

8/16/2008 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congatulations to Sgt Brian Degenhardt! After seliing his soul to alderman burke, canned all the Animal Crimes guys three of which were his guys, and stabbed the two guys in the back who helped him recover from his stroke who were previously dumped off his team.
He sticks up for no one other than himself. Hey Brian could you please help pull all the knives out of backs? You sir are a typical tool of a boss and your new program will be a failure, it is not all about you .GOOD LUCK
ASSHOLE!!!!

8/16/2008 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jodie got our command staff off the bus from "one who flew over the coo coo nest".

8/16/2008 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Jesus himself is coming to help the D/C of 017 with this "Faith Based Missions".

Squad, can I get an event # for a Faith Based Mission!

PS - I'd believe in God too if I got $30k in Shakman money!!

8/16/2008 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Things the Burger King has going for him:

1- He wears the appropriate headress

2- He's MUCH better looking than the Commander of 003

3- He's "served" more of the community than the Commander of 003 ever will (this point open to debate)

4- He prefers that you "eat out" as often as possible, too

5- He'll kill you via calories as opposed to killing you via morale

8/16/2008 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually find solace in the fact that my dear ol DAD isn't around to see what has happened to his "BELOVED CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT".

8/16/2008 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

I wonder if Troutman's gangbanger lover has an outfit like the King's for the yearly "Player's Ball"? He'd blow Bishop Magic Juan out of the water with threads like that.

8/16/2008 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally off topic, but I have a question.

Does the lead car in a funeral procession, be it the actual hearse, or another lead car designated by the funeral home, have the RIGHT to activate sirens that sound like an ambulance and BLOW A RED LIGHT???

It has always been my understanding that if the lead car in a funeral procession makes it through the GREEN light, then the rest of the funeral procession has the right to continue through, even if the light changes to red.

The other day I was the first car at the RED light, and this funeral procession comes up behind me, with a SIREN and a flashing yellow light on top of his MINIVAN, and he actually expected ME to get out of his way, so that the EIGHT car funeral could BLOW THE LIGHT!!!

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey man, that showin favutism to the Kings. Wud up wid dat? Dat why 5-0 be wearin dat five pointed star on the left?

8/16/2008 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is Ray Bam-Bam Burger Wilke!!!!!




Holy shit Joe - your city wide!!!

8/16/2008 02:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! That's so fucking hilarious!!! i laughed so hard I farted... SCC I LOVE YOU!

8/16/2008 04:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my wife and i fight and argue alot. instead of going to counseling or to the bar--we're now going to burger king for conflict resolution.......THANKS COMMANDER CRUMP_HALES

8/16/2008 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn...I heard they're replacing "We Serve and Protect" on cars to "Have It Your Way".

8/16/2008 05:49:00 AM  
Anonymous lt. richie scotchbreath said...

Hi boys and girls, its your favorite CPD boss Lt. Richie Scotchbreath. (Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!)

Many times after a night of adult beverages at TR's Pub I drive my take home car right around the corner to the Burger King at 110th and Kedzie. (Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!) Most of the time I am driving 5 mph and my face is plastered against the windshield in a vain attempt to see through my blurry red bloodshot eyes. (Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!) Now after I scream into the drive through intercom its a "Police Order" so I get that all you can eat for $1.00 police order, I have personally seen the Mr. Burger King appear in the rear of the parking lot. He is usually by that damn kangaroo that likes to run in front of my car when I am driving home after a night at TR's Pub! (Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!) Many times Mr. Burger King just gives me a sly smile and winks an eye at me. I swear I think he is a little light in the loafers for a man so tall, so buff and sooooo good looking! (Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!) But since he is always nice to me and not like that mean kangaroo that likes to make me swerve when he runs into traffic, I really can't say anything bad about him. I would actually think he would look quite sexy in a Chicago police uniform! But if I ever catch that little son-of-a-bitch kangaroo that is on the loose in Mt. Greenwood after 2am, I will kick its ass!

Well got to run, I have to pick up Capt. Jimbo Spratte. Jimbo actually went for a full body waxing and then a professional spray on tan. He is getting ready for the next contest at TR’s Pub. Everyone is invited for the Summer’s Slip and Slide on Jimbo’s Body Contest! Bring your swimwear! He’ll be smooth, wet and slippery. Going over his belly is the best part, its like riding a California wave!

Sincerely,

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath

8/16/2008 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the lead car in a funeral procession, be it the actual hearse, or another lead car designated by the funeral home, have the RIGHT to activate sirens that sound like an ambulance and BLOW A RED LIGHT???

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If the lead car is through the light when it changes red, the entire procession can proceed safely through the light using due caution. For purposed of traffic law, the funeral procession is considered a single unit. If the lead car catches a red, the whole procession has caught the red and must stop.

8/16/2008 06:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We need Chalkie shirts, isnt there a place where we could have them available for sale

8/16/2008 06:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM

Dumb Ass! When you die, the same courtesy will be afforded to you and your family. It's a time of family grieving...not the time to show who's in charge!

8/16/2008 06:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn...I heard they're replacing "We Serve and Protect" on cars to "Have It Your Way".

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So appropriate!!!! I vote we put this on a Chalkie shirt!!!

8/16/2008 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE US SERIOUS,ESPECIALLY OTHER POLICE DEPARTMENTS....

8/16/2008 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The King is such a GAY fellow.

8/16/2008 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Y. ONO said...

Let's give peace a chance!!!

8/16/2008 07:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does the lead car in a funeral procession, be it the actual hearse, or another lead car designated by the funeral home, have the RIGHT to activate sirens that sound like an ambulance and BLOW A RED LIGHT???

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If the lead car is through the light when it changes red, the entire procession can proceed safely through the light using due caution. For purposed of traffic law, the funeral procession is considered a single unit. If the lead car catches a red, the whole procession has caught the red and must stop.

8/16/2008 06:02:00 AM

I have seen this more and more with the hearse also,sirens and flashing headlights go right through a red, and even the other day on archer there was a funeral the hearse in the left lane and in the lane next to it another silver van racing ahead to block off intersections right through red lights blocking traffic with the green wtf!

8/16/2008 07:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He would fit right in,with the gallery of commanders from the trib.

8/16/2008 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd really like to know WHO is running this department??? Patrol is way short; way, way short from what I read. Gang Intel hasn't been able to get anyone in due to the shortage for months...BUT some one up high made the decision to activate the DOG UNIT and assign them to GANG Intel to (you guessed it here boys and girls) to do search warrants to save dogs from the animal abuse they suffer at the hands of (gasp) gang bangers!!! Some one way up there decided that we can rid the streets of these dope dealing gang banging miscreants by going after their dogs. (Wink, Wink) and then search for the dope and gangs that they have hidden away under the guise of anti-cruelty to anilmals.
I hear that Sgt Brian has been able to bring himself and 8 of his personal favorite people back to his "stand alone" unit where they will have unlimited overtime, work in civilian dress, be assigned covert vehicles, and a S/S DO Group!!! This all started Thursday boys and girls, while the D/C, Chief, and Deputy Sup of the OCD were out of town!! Brian pulled a fast one here, he's telling everyone that he is the CO, and he reports directly to Leo...standby for some fireworks (hopefully) when the DepSup finds out who he has been saddled with in the elite OCD...BTW noone was screened no piss test and Brian was able to pull in each and every one of his personally chosen cronies....update first warrant saved three dogs from abuse on South Princeton...no arrests but the dogs are safe, and the team made mucho OT on their first caper !!!
Remember the dog team the next time you're denied the day off...

8/16/2008 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

DAT GUY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

8/16/2008 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous old six shooter said...

OK, to the copper who rights about Lt. Richie Stochbreath, keep your humor coming! You had me in tears this morning. I was pissing in my pants. Next time I'm on the south side I'll drive by this guys watering hole for a visual to confirm the place probably is a dump.

8/16/2008 07:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally off topic, but I have a question.

Does the lead car in a funeral procession, be it the actual hearse, or another lead car designated by the funeral home, have the RIGHT to activate sirens that sound like an ambulance and BLOW A RED LIGHT???

It has always been my understanding that if the lead car in a funeral procession makes it through the GREEN light, then the rest of the funeral procession has the right to continue through, even if the light changes to red.

The other day I was the first car at the RED light, and this funeral procession comes up behind me, with a SIREN and a flashing yellow light on top of his MINIVAN, and he actually expected ME to get out of his way, so that the EIGHT car funeral could BLOW THE LIGHT!!!

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM

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The guy was being an asshole. A lead car in a funeral procession has to obey all traffic signals. The hearse cannot run red lights. Never heard of a hearse/lead car using a siren.

8/16/2008 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wait a hot minute!!! Breaking news!! copy and paste



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HocJvFC4mh8&feature=email


lOST IN fILLMORE

8/16/2008 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Last night they were some gangbanging punks walking in the 5200 block of south Narragansett, while looking for the gang banging dealing punk who drives a black 2 door honda samshed front end no front plate lic #X112430, who lives on the block, 811,812, and a tru unit 41S something with a male and female officer, not sure what happened but the 2 tru officers cuffed and took away the punks thanks for spending time in the area before it all turns to shit and giving us the people who pay the taxes great service. Now if you could stop the black honda and see what this gang banger is up to all day this car cruises the allies and drives other bangers around what are they dealing? Thanks again! -Not a cop just appreciate all you do for the area!

8/16/2008 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!!!!

8/16/2008 12:25:00 AM

That's McDonalds. BK is "Have it your way."

8/16/2008 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happens when the The King & Ronald McDonald want to throw down? Are they going to fight over Weendy? Oh, and does she live in a White Castle?

8/16/2008 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And what about 002's Commander? No mention of any law enforcement experience, only that she worked in the field of mental health? What the hell is up with that? I know there's a lot of mentals in 002 but come on!
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Came in and demanded no prisoners in roll call room...even though room is designed to handle them...and, it is an area. So, many offenders at same time. She thinks it's safer to be up close and personal with offender while processing them.------------------------I THINK SHE'S AFRAID TO DISRUPT THE HALF OF THE WATCH THAT SITS IN THERE WATCHING TV (NOT ON AN ARREST OR LUNCH) ---ESPECIALLY OLD DREAD-LOCKS - DOES HE EVER GO ON THE STREET??

8/16/2008 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC whats the big fuss about anyway ?

8/16/2008 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous lt. richie scotchbreath said...

Hi boys and girls, its your favorite CPD boss Lt. Richie Scotchbreath. (Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!)

Many times after a night of adult beverages at TR's Pub I drive my take home car right around the corner to the Burger King at 110th and Kedzie. (Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!) Most of the time I


You know that all this gets old already, enough with the richie scotchbreath said...
I don't even read your small comment here in fact I find it a waste of time and not very funny at all anymore. AssHat

8/16/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! What an asshole she must be. As a civilian, I can't tell you how reassuring it is to see real police work in action.

How fucking pathetic.

8/16/2008 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM

It's not. Usually if they hit a light they wait.

At least that's not as bad as the private ambulance services who stop traffic or blow lights for absolutely no reason at all.

8/16/2008 09:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sincerely,

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath

8/16/2008 05:53:00 AM

I have GOT to stop in that bar someday!

8/16/2008 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kids in my yard got started arguing the other day. As I laid on the couch I realized what I had to do....I got up, piled them all in the car and we went to Burger King! Gosh darn it, that solved everything.

8/16/2008 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad,
They were getting ready to fight, but we got them to make Hamburgers and everything's cool now.
You can make that a 19-Hamburger and show us heading to the Area for Hamburger Training.

8/16/2008 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous 1st and 16th said...

003 has been and always will be the dumping ground for CPD.

Former 003 district hostage.

8/16/2008 09:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An who were the motivational speakers, Oliver-O-Oliver and state senator on high, the next holy C, the most rightous himself james meeks? You got to hear meek's sermon on "You don't stink." No kidding.

8/16/2008 09:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other day I was the first car at the RED light, and this funeral procession comes up behind me, with a SIREN and a flashing yellow light on top of his MINIVAN, and he actually expected ME to get out of his way, so that the EIGHT car funeral could BLOW THE LIGHT!!!

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

Maybe you were just being an asshole. Was it that difficult to let an EIGHT CAR funeral procession pass you? Did it really inconveniece you that much to show a little respect? Come on man, lighten up

8/16/2008 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lead car is supposed to follow ALL traffic rules and regulations.
Many of them do just the opposite, however, and their ignorance of the law has probably resulted in crashes while headed to the cemeteries.

8/16/2008 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Commander Franklin, we know it would be a step backwards for you, but please COME BACK!! You have no idea what a hole you left here when you moved on, and bring SWAT witcha!

8/16/2008 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The other day I was the first car at the RED light, and this funeral procession comes up behind me, with a SIREN and a flashing yellow light on top of his MINIVAN, and he actually expected ME to get out of his way, so that the EIGHT car funeral could BLOW THE LIGHT!!!

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM

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Those people have rights. They have the right to break the law.

Do not interfere.

The law of man has been dissolved in this city. The law of nature now controls. One of the laws of nature is the law of physics. For example, if an civilian vehicle continues to recklessly travel through intersections against the red light then the law of physics will control the outcome.

Yours is not to wonder why. Yours is but to clean up after the fact.

Document what happened. Give it a number. Move on.

8/16/2008 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC, isn't it about time you add anything pertaining to "Lt. Scotchbreath" to the list of banned words/topics? It's getting as bad as the assclowns from Midway who had a hardon for the old Commander.

8/16/2008 10:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will try again with this link. Please note I posted before, if anyone read the Pension report filed at the end of the year, we have 107 million dollars worth of CMOs which are collateralized mortgage obligations . Merrill sold some of theirs for 22 cents on the dollar, others have sold for as little as 5 cents on the dollar.
www.realestateandhousing2.blogspot.com

If any Bosses are reading this blog, obviously these problems apply to your fund also.

8/16/2008 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/15/2008 09:12:00 AM said:
"Imagine how georges takes credit for TRU. It was Voulgaris who designed and commanded the unit. Goerges has no street experience. Then Mealer in 017? He brought computers to every unit. In the academy, he who hide in his office and avoid conatct with blue shirts. Weiss picks him as commander of 017? Weiss had a commander in 017, Capt. Libert but instead played policitcs. Libert did a great job as a acting commander. So much for the most qualified."

You are a fucking idiot!! You have no idea of what you are talking about in the least bit. While E.V. is a great boss he was the fifth (that is the number 5 with a th on the end, you goof) Cmdr of TRU. TRU was thought up by Mauer and Cline, and was implemented and created by Georges and Kennedy. You buffon! The original cmdr. of TRU was Dan Dugan when he was in charge of SOS, then Tobias, then Keating, the O'Donnell, then Voulgaris and now T. Williams. So when Georges says that he helped create TRU, he is 110% accurate, which makes you 110% wrong, confirming that you are in fact a complete asshat. Georges was a great Lt. to work for. Very forward thinking and always looking out for the blue shirts. Don't know what he is like now but I would take my chances working for him anyday of the week before I would work for you, you knob.

8/16/2008 01:22:00 AM

Hey Shields you suck ass noone has or ever will like you in TRU you fake marine!!!!!

8/16/2008 10:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sincerely,

Lt. Richie Scotchbreath

8/16/2008 05:53:00 AM

Be careful Richie. There's a plain clothes car at 111th & Christiana that goes around and around and around and around and around the block. Why, I don't know. As a matter of fact I get dizzy just watching him out of the front window of La Fiesta but he just might catch you DUI one of these nights.

8/16/2008 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we can get the "Hamburglar" to come to a CAPS meeting to talk about home theft protection and neighborhood watch.

8/16/2008 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous FTO Bob 025 District said...

Hey S.C.C. I know this is not a board that we usually do this but its for kids. Can you please post the following.

The 9th annual Doc Marks Ride For Kids is 5 Oct 08. This ride is a motorcycle ride where the riders bring in toys or donate $25 and these toys and donations go to handi capped kids. For more information please visit the Doc Marks website at www.docmarksrun.com

its a great time for a great cause. I appreciate it very much. And I hope to see you all at the ride.

8/16/2008 11:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What? Did one of our Command Staff Hacks do something stupid again? I must have missed it.
That's OK, I'll just wait until tomorrow for the next blunder.

8/16/2008 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the vegans! How do they resolve conflicts?

8/16/2008 11:28:00 AM  
Blogger leomemorial said...

my wife and i fight and argue alot. instead of going to counseling or to the bar--we're now going to burger king for conflict resolution.......THANKS COMMANDER CRUMP_HALES


Just think. You can also cruise into the drive-thru for those little arguments that need quick resolutions!! Would you like fries with that?

8/16/2008 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are missing the opportunity of a lifetime. You can go to the Tribune's website and pull up the district commander's profiles and make comments on them. Bust them out for their clout. Let the citizens know what we're dealing with out here.

8/16/2008 12:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

003rd DISTRICT COMMANDER RESUME SURE SOUNDS LIKE A "WHOPPER".UN-FUCKING REAL!CRIME FIGHTING STRATEGY FROM 003rd DISTRICT-BURGERS FOR ALL MY FRIENDS!SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS DUE AN AWARD,ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH!BRING BACK THE G.E.D. POLICE!JODY,CAN I BE COMMANDER IF I GET ALL THE LITTLE HOODLUMS TO SHAKE HANDS AND MEET AT HAROLDS CHICKEN SHACK NUMBER FOUR?

8/16/2008 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM

You are 100% right. In 022 we get a shitload of gangbanger funerals passing through on their way to Mt. Hope cemetery on 115th st. These assholes drive curb-to-curb, or if they're using the right lane, they'll have cars driving slowly in the left lane so no one can pass them. Often, they're hanging out the windows hollering their gang shit and flashing signs. They feel they own the road.

8/16/2008 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Rollo Tomasi said...

Anonymous said...
Came in and demanded no prisoners in roll call room...even though room is designed to handle them...and, it is an area. So, many offenders at same time. She thinks it's safer to be up close and personal with offender while processing them.
Also, turns back some good honorable mentions as police work.
8/15/2008 02:17:00 PM

I heard alot of that going around in the 005th district lately as well.

Criticism will take you one way, but encourangement will generate activity from the few who still believe.
What do they teach these people as new SGTs?
I've often wondered...

8/16/2008 01:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing stops a bullet like a whopper

8/16/2008 01:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO THE POSTER OF:

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!!!!

8/16/2008 12:25:00 AM

Thats a McDonalds Big Mac you idiot

8/16/2008 01:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Cmdr. Bump-Scales said...

F all ya all!

8/16/2008 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Congatulations to Sgt Brian Degenhardt! After seliing his soul to alderman burke, canned all the Animal Crimes guys three of which were his guys,



I miss Sgt. Brownstain.

"NO LUNCHES!"

"I'M THE SERGEANT!"

8/16/2008 02:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the lead car in a funeral procession, be it the actual hearse, or another lead car designated by the funeral home, have the RIGHT to activate sirens that sound like an ambulance and BLOW A RED LIGHT???

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The municipal code is written a bit strange as it seems to contradict itself. You can interpret it either way. It depends on your point of view. The pertinent section is:

9-32-020(a)(1) Municipal Code of Chicago (MCC)

The operator of the lead vehicle in a funeral procession shall comply with all stop signs and traffic-control signals. But after the lead vehicle has stopped as required by a stop sign or traffic signal and has started to proceed through an intersection, then all other vehicles in the procession shall have the right-of-way and may proceed, with proper caution, through that intersection without stopping, regardless of the sign or signal.

The MCC says the lead vehicle must stop; however, it does not say that the lead vehicle may only proceed again when the traffic light turns green — a bit of a loophole.

I'm reasonably certain that the original intent of the MCC was that the lead vehicle stop at a traffic signal and only proceed when the light is green.

As far as the siren goes, the MCC does not address it within 9-32 Funeral Processions. Personally, I think it's a bit over the top if the siren is being used by a non-emergency vehicle to get traffic to yield the right of way; however, if the siren is used while entering an intersection it could be argued that it is being done as a safety measure and warning to cross traffic.

Having said that...
It's a FUNERAL PROCESSION. Have a little patience and extend some courtesy to the deceased and family. Don't you think they're going through enough of an ordeal?

8/16/2008 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!!!!

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Um? I think you're confused. That's the McDonald's Big Mac jingle.

It's also pathetic that we remember such things. It shows the power of corporate advertising and its ability influence. Sad but true.

8/16/2008 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I actually find solace in the fact that my dear ol DAD isn't around to see what has happened to his "BELOVED CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT".

8/16/2008 01:00:00 AM

I agree completely. As a once proud member of the Department, and although I am in no hurry to meet the Grim Reaper, it is very sad to see the day after day continuing destruction of the Department. It is certainly the fault of one person, the egomaniac goof we have as a Mayor. His micromanaging and total infusion of politics to every level of all city departments, has infected each to the very core. He is the cancer. Just look at his selection of Weis and who Weis was told to promote as a management team. How embarassing? I do not know how much more embarassing it could become, but I am sure the Mayor as even more micromanaging up his sleeve. Sadly, it will probably become worse before it gets better. Plus, the 3M shows Jody was a whore all along, just an expensive one. He'll ride this horse til exhaustion and destruction, then move on.

8/16/2008 02:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Chief Koletsos asked for his termination.
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His father had life-threatening surgery.
Please support this officer at
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Chief Koletsos motion to dismiss denied. Helps all police in FMLA cases.
My Partner thank you

8/16/2008 02:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no way this department will ever go back. It is much too young and inexperienced from the top down. Promoting police to exempt rank with less than 20 years is one of the biggest contributions to our downfall.

These sneaky, do-absolutely-nothing-liars collect $145,000 plus per year. Think about having 9years on the job and getting exempt salary for the next 20? Wouldn't it be nice to have no mortgage, no outstanding bills, tuition money, a big deferred comp, and a summer home?

And don't give me they work 24-7. Bullshit. Us jagoffs beneath them work 24-7, do all their work, carry 3 phones, bring work home, do overtime for free, and get spoken to like dirt.

Getting promoted to exempt was designed to be your last hurrah before retirement. My memory is that most had 25 years for exempt appointment, and that provided for a nice salary for 4-5 years before you retire with the exempt pension. It was a thank you for putting your time in. Whether you are stupid or smart, just having 25years on this job gives you some kind of experience to mature.

Hillard and Cline created this mess that we are in today, and it will take 30 years to reorganize this department with a fresh new command. Hillard and Cline and their ass-kissing cronies got theirs and thats all that ever mattered to them.

And what are they all doing today? They all got hooked up with some kind of security or consulting job collecting even more unearned money. Thanks to us.

8/16/2008 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

UPDATE!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Wggi8yeAY&feature=related

8/16/2008 03:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

re funereal processions:


On red light camera intersections, does the city issue tickets to each, individual car or just to the dead guy's vehicle?

8/16/2008 03:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the king's got a mustache like most of our commanders....could he be next.

8/16/2008 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this years stats compared to this time last year:



A/5 - 333 arrest for the month of aug
a/4 -642
a/3 - 327
a/2 - 394
a/1 - 101

-----------
total - 1,796 arrests for the month of august this far compared to last year.

in other news:

+ 47 murders
+ 312 people shot
+ 9,599 shots fired calls
- 6,170 guns recoved
+ 3,813 gang disturbances


enjoy rev's

8/16/2008 03:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the King also wears his gun belt on his chest just like the Crumpster.

8/16/2008 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God help the 003rd District! They have a master mind at the helm. Crump should be flipping burgers for a living.

8/16/2008 04:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet the KING has more Hon. Mentions than Crump does? Put that on your grill and flip it!

8/16/2008 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who has better hair: the King or Crump? At least the King's hair is his own....

8/16/2008 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"and brought in Burger King to use the team-building concept. The children were placed in groups and instructed to select a name for the Whopper and then select two individuals from the group to make the Whopper"

bwahahahaha!

8/16/2008 04:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word in the Area is Crump is dumping two of her tact/gang sgts for one in 005 and a double whopper extra pickles and a large pink lemonade.

8/16/2008 04:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that two sgts in 003are being dumped also next period. Musical cheetos...I mean chairs...

8/16/2008 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous vegan said...

How about a sald bar battle, plastic tongs though....we do nee no killin up in here.

8/16/2008 04:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i honestly think crump-hales is mentally retarded.

8/16/2008 04:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn I MISS FRANKLIN IN 003. CRUMP-HALES IS A JOKE.

8/16/2008 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That animal abuse team was cursed from the start.
He did you a favor.

8/16/2008 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would like to submit to FOP to fight the residency rule based on the horse-shit personnel hired by the Department. The response time, activity, etc. is a joke. The Department should start hiring people for not doing work. I am sick of people bitching about this job - 99% of the people on this job could not find a job that pays this good.

8/16/2008 05:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought special k was are top crime fighter. He kind of looks like the king though.

8/16/2008 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have sat in front of my computer now for months, silently amused by the postings on this blog. Sometimes laughing out loud and sometimes, so angry I could scream. I too am a disgruntled, unenthusiastic Officer that has seen this profession deal with more restraints and criticism each and every year. I am in my 18th year, and my grandfather was CPD from '47 to '65. I can assure you nothing has changed. His beefs with the bosses like J-Fed (O.W. Wilson), the ghettos, riots, and him constantly saying “ We used to be able to…, still ring true today. I guess what I am trying to say is that every generation deals with bullshit; but it’s nothing new. However, we still do the job because we like it. F*@#k Daley, J-FED, the aldercreatures, and all the liberals that continually suck the life out of us. Consider the following:
“I am so tired the damn bosses here. The majority of them are chosen only due to their “diversity” and most couldn’t police their way out of the back parking lot. Can you say “USELESS”? One day your told to “stop everything that moves” and the next day your upstairs talking to the microphone because “you harrassssing me!” F-them.
-This was posted from a suburban P.D. that borders the 024th.
It’s the same everywhere just on different scales. Just be careful, take care of eachother, collect your pay, and enjoy what you can from it. You have to admit, this job is pretty f#*king funny sometimes….Hang in there!

8/16/2008 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys don't worry Crump won't be in 003 long. I just got word from some very high people in the Obama camp that said she is the leading canidate to replace Rice as Sec. of State. She will bring peace between the Palistinians and the Jews. Russia and Georgia. And bring peace thru-out the whole Middle East. Even in Iraq.
She has a guarantee that the people from Burger King can be part of her team.

That Bitch and her comment is a total f%^king joke.
J-Fed should dump her for making such a STUPID comment

8/16/2008 06:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, so what is Crumps new idea for combating the "spike in violent crime"?

8/16/2008 06:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't SCC Delete this "CHILDLESS" reference(("Hic-up, Burp, Fart OMG I think I just blew a hole in my underwear!") from all posts. It makes us all look like children. Remember the public and press do read this nonsense.

No, I do not know who this Lt. is nor do I care.

8/16/2008 06:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM
you see crap like this from black funeral homes and their employees..wondering what the rush is to?????

8/16/2008 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damn I MISS FRANKLIN IN 003. CRUMP-HALES IS A JOKE.

8/16/2008 04:45:00 PM
this 35th street leader material..does jodi like it with or without mayo ??? this DEpt is fucked!!!!!!

8/16/2008 07:01:00 PM  
Anonymous I Gagged Linda Lovelace said...

That piece of shit isn't qualified to flip or broil a burger.

8/16/2008 07:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that we let us serve it your way"

BK ad--circa 1975

8/16/2008 07:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it still take two hands to handle a WHOPPER.

Lilie will never live this down. I feel bad for her

8/16/2008 07:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol.

teaching the kids how to do their future jobs?

8/16/2008 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM

Dumb Ass! When you die, the same courtesy will be afforded to you and your family. It's a time of family grieving...not the time to show who's in charge!

8/16/2008 06:40:00 AM

Re-read his post asshole. The guy's saying the hearse wanted him to get out of his way. You don't DISRUPT traffic just because it's a funeral. And it's not the family's fault, it's the funeral home driver. I was in a funeral a few months ago and the hearse drove like a maniac, changing lanes, etc. The procession had a hard time keeping up with him.

8/16/2008 07:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, to the copper who rights about Lt. Richie Stochbreath, keep your humor coming! You had me in tears this morning. I was pissing in my pants. Next time I'm on the south side I'll drive by this guys watering hole for a visual to confirm the place probably is a dump.

8/16/2008 07:51:00 AM

Actually it's a nice neighborhood place. Been there for years, added a banquet hall. Cousin who lives near there says they try to be good neighbors and run a nice bar. I've never been in there either, but I'm tempted to go there now.

8/16/2008 07:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC:  Please.  Enough of the Lt. Richie Scotchbreath commentary already. It is not, nor ever has been, funny.To the poster of the Lt. Scotchbreath Commentary:You know that you are a "real" genius...and about as dumb as a rock in the street despite your clever commentary fit for a third, no, kindergarten classroom.  If what you are writing is remotely true, put your money where your extremely (anonymous) loud mouth is and do something about his alleged behavior OR shut your mouth already.  

8/16/2008 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my wife and i fight and argue alot. instead of going to counseling or to the bar--we're now going to burger king for conflict resolution.......THANKS COMMANDER CRUMP_HALES


Just think. You can also cruise into the drive-thru for those little arguments that need quick resolutions!! Would you like fries with that?

8/16/2008 11:54:00 AM

WOW. The "brief psychotherapy" people at the HMO will love you for that one.

8/16/2008 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I do not know who this Lt. is nor do I care.

8/16/2008 06:16:00 PM

Uh huh, right.

8/16/2008 07:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, so what is Crumps new idea for combating the "spike in violent crime"?

8/16/2008 06:10:00 PM

There's a rumor she's considering Taco Bell Friday's. She's hoping the diarrhea will slow down the shootings on Saturday and Sundays.

8/16/2008 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why you feel the need to rip CrumpHales she is an outstanding and very knoledgeable leader. You should be ashamed of yourselves. There isn't even a real crime problem in 003 thanks to her.

8/16/2008 07:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"8/16/2008 06:16:00 PM"


As opposed to all the mature adults who make up the public and press?

Get over yourself, ya big party pooper.

8/16/2008 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The LT. Richie Scotchbreath blogs are great! KEEP THEM COMING!!!

8/16/2008 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You know that all this gets old already, enough with the richie scotchbreath said...
I don't even read your small comment here in fact I find it a waste of time and not very funny at all anymore. AssHat

8/16/2008 09:03:00 AM"


Speak for yourself.

The only ones who can no longer laugh are the dead.

And the only ones who are bored are the boring.


If you've got something funny to post, post it.


If not, your complaint is getting really old.

8/16/2008 08:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word in the Area is Crump is dumping two of her tact/gang sgts for one in 005 and a double whopper extra pickles and a large pink lemonade.

8/16/2008 04:10:00 PM

she already dumped 1 gang sgt and 1 tact sgt... i can't imagine who else she'd dump... if she dumps the 2 sgts i'm thinking of, all the sgts will be m/1s and all the guys on those teams will be GONE.

8/16/2008 08:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do NOT, I repeat DO NOT besmirch the name of Oliver-O-Oliver by putting it into a paragraph with the name Meeks. Oliver-O-Oliver was way fucking cool. Meeks-not so much.

8/16/2008 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A stupid, Ball-less Mayor, his Lackeys, Dept. Supervisors, and Patronage dummies are the whole problem in a nutshell.

8/16/2008 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets all join the Burger King birthday club and use the 003 district addsress as the home address> We will all get a free crown to wear at roll call.

8/16/2008 09:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next lets give Happy Meals for every gun turn in.

8/16/2008 09:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM

The hearse must stop at the light. Some hearses proceed thru the light anyway and are not ticketed common curtesey(sp)...but really whats the hurry? Dude is already dead

8/16/2008 09:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why you feel the need to rip CrumpHales she is an outstanding and very knoledgeable leader. You should be ashamed of yourselves. There isn't even a real crime problem in 003 thanks to her.

------------------------------------

this has to be a joke! there is so much i can say! how about her asking someone to type up something for her at a meeting, so in her OWN words "i'll look like i'll know what i'm talking about."

the bitch can't even speak english. she makes franklin look like a king. for the most part he left everyone alone and let them do their things. sure he had some annoying quirks but at least he spoke english.

8/16/2008 09:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don't upset us, all we ask is that we let us serve it your way"

BK ad--circa 1975

I have a pickle you can hold

8/16/2008 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

003 lock up no longer serves Baloney they now serve Whoppers with fries and a coke

8/16/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FTO Bob 025 District said...
Hey S.C.C. I know this is not a board that we usually do this but its for kids. Can you please post the following.

The 9th annual Doc Marks Ride For Kids is 5 Oct 08. This ride is a motorcycle ride where the riders bring in toys or donate $25 and these toys and donations go to handi capped kids. For more information please visit the Doc Marks website at www.docmarksrun.com

its a great time for a great cause. I appreciate it very much. And I hope to see you all at the ride.

8/16/2008 11:16:00 AM

FTO Bob - I've noticed sometimes SCC misses things like this when going through comments. You can email SCC directly if you go back to the main page, click on "view my complete profile" on the top right, and then click on "contact" on the left of the screen that pops up after that.

8/16/2008 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT) Last night they were some gangbanging punks walking in the 5200 block of south Narragansett, while looking for the gang banging dealing punk who drives a black 2 door honda samshed front end no front plate lic #X112430,

_______________________________

For 008 gang team info, The Saints have moved into 008 the car belongs to a Midway Saint

8/16/2008 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"....do something about his alleged behavior OR shut your mouth already.

8/16/2008 07:40:00 PM"


Now what leads you to believe that anything needs to be done?

8/16/2008 11:04:00 PM  
Anonymous leomemorial said...

WOW. The "brief psychotherapy" people at the HMO will love you for that one.

Uh, I was trying to make him laugh as I'm going through my own drama w my other half right now and it SUCKS!!!!!

8/16/2008 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I have a pickle you can hold

8/16/2008 09:49:00 PM"


Is it steeeenky?

8/16/2008 11:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, so what is Crumps new idea for combating the "spike in violent crime"?



MO- POD!!

8/16/2008 11:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I heard that two sgts in 003are being dumped also next period. Musical cheetos...I mean chairs...

8/16/2008 04:13:00 PM

--------------------------
fucking hilarious

8/16/2008 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT) Last night they were some gangbanging punks walking in the 5200 block of south Narragansett, while looking for the gang banging dealing punk who drives a black 2 door honda samshed front end no front plate lic #X112430,
__________________________________

and his name is Eric and his aunt is CPD and gets him out of trouble all the time, just like the white Midways (preppies) their daddys are mostly cops and they get away with alot

8/16/2008 11:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will all get a free crown to wear at roll call.

++++

You can go in and just ask for a crown without joining the birthday club. Sitting rollcall with those crowns on would be hysterical......

8/16/2008 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding this Richie Scotchbreath chracter.

Why dont you call the deputy and the news media next time he has scotch on his breath

We beefed on a drunken boss once. He got a few days off, went to reha and straightened out
he left us alone after that

8/16/2008 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just posted on the Tribune's comment section:

Crump and most of the other CPD bosses featured on this website are complete frauds. First of all, most of them just look unprofessional...they need to have their uniforms tailored and their pictures taken by a professional photographer. Next, they need to learn what to put on a resume and what not to. For the Commander of the Wentworth district to refer to her experience as a mental health worker is totally inappropriate. What has she done, ON THE POLICE DEPARTMENT? These resumes are obviously padded, their degrees are from diploma mills where you basically pay the tuition (rather the city pays it) and you show up to class a few times and you get an A. Ridiculous. Most have very little experience as an actual street officer or street supervisor, and no military experience. In summary, NO LEADERSHIP WHATSOEVER.

The CPD is headed for its lowest point in history with leaders like these. Citizens of Chicago, buy a gun and learn how to use it, because you can no longer rely on the CPD to protect you from the bad guys.

8/17/2008 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HATER said...
DAT GUY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!

8/16/2008 07:51:00 AM



Glad I'm not the only one creeped out by him...

8/17/2008 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..."And don't give me they work 24-7. Bullshit. Us jagoffs beneath them work 24-7, do all their work, carry 3 phones, bring work home, do overtime for free, and get spoken to like dirt."...

8/16/2008 02:53:00 PM


You are a fucking FOOL if you do any work like that now! Go ahead, work 24-7 for any one of these bosses, I'll do my 8.5, then, come the 1st, lets compare checks. I'll bet they are the same!
Oh, Overtime, get a side job!
They promice you somthing? A merit promotion? A spot? Naa, thats reserved for someone with more juice than you.
Do your 8.5, learn to say "No" and "It aint worth it". You will be MUCH HAPPIER!

8/17/2008 01:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the glory hound that is crying about some dog unit?

You were in a non-application dog unit in the first place and you got dumped... Now that it started again someones juice was bigger than urs so you feel cheated?

Your ass kissing him back to health did not work?

Welcome to the game kid. What makes you so entitled? What have you done other than have a phone call in the first place.

Your a bitch.

8/17/2008 03:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

doesn't everyone know this is the site that identifies the cry babies- then spanks them? duh!!!!

8/17/2008 07:33:00 AM  
Anonymous heygirl said...

hey cry babies--a policeman was killed, hopefully his killer was found----

you are forgetting what is important.

isn't porn better, than writing on this?

8/17/2008 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DO NOT besmirch the name of Oliver-O-Oliver

Promotional test question.

1) What is the difference between Oliver-O-Oliver and james meeks?

A)One knows he's a clown.

8/17/2008 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Degenhardt is indeed a TOOL.

8/17/2008 09:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it still take two hands to handle a WHOPPER.

Lilie will never live this down. I feel bad for her

8/16/2008 07:23:00 PM

Do you really? She's being paid to fight crime, not fucking feed it.

The public does not need "mom" making sammies to fix shit. We need a Commander of police officers. As a taxpayer this makes me want to vomit.

What happened to the real police and why won't anyone let them do their job anymore?

8/17/2008 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets all join the Burger King birthday club and use the 003 district addsress as the home address> We will all get a free crown to wear at roll call.

8/16/2008 09:26:00 PM

This has been THE funniest fucking thread in a long time. OMG. Crump must be a tool.

8/17/2008 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW. The "brief psychotherapy" people at the HMO will love you for that one.

Uh, I was trying to make him laugh as I'm going through my own drama w my other half right now and it SUCKS!!!!!

8/16/2008 11:17:00 PM

Two words, honey----"active listening". Solves damn near anything.

8/17/2008 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, you have to admire the sgt's balls while at the same time questioning his intelligence.
his ambition must be greater than his survival instinct.
he should use some of that unlimited o.t. and buy himself and his men advanced p.p.e.
good luck.

8/17/2008 03:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the glory hound that is crying about some dog unit?

You were in a non-application dog unit in the first place and you got dumped... Now that it started again someones juice was bigger than urs so you feel cheated?

Your ass kissing him back to health did not work?

Welcome to the game kid. What makes you so entitled? What have you done other than have a phone call in the first place.

Your a bitch.

8/17/2008 03:22:00 AM

Hey it aint about clout or going into the unit ,tool it's about working hard for some ball less
sgt, like you, who didn't back up his guys, lets guess who the bitch really is? hmmmmmm your obviously
sgt degenhardt so go fuck yourself!
but don't worry his unit will be a failure, just like you, and i will laugh all they way watching it happen! half his new guys quit the first day hahahahah!

8/17/2008 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do listen. Why I don't tolerate are ex-girlfriends trying to contact my boyfriend and texting/calling him late at night. He needs to grow a pair and get rid of them...

8/17/2008 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Two words, honey----"active listening". Solves damn near anything.

8/17/2008 11:48:00 AM"


No, honey, you're wrong about those two words.


The real two words are 'HOT SEX'.

Solves damn near everything, every time.

8/17/2008 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crump-Hales must be doing something right...003 has fewer murders than every District except for 022 right now. Adding to that, the (in)famous Ald. Leslie (Lunatic) Hairston along with her supporters in the 30 sector of 003 have begun writing their poison pen letters to the Supt. complaining about their same 'ol same 'ol..."no presence" in their upper middle class cluster. Lillie must be doing something right to draw the ire of the 5th ward witch.

8/17/2008 06:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does it work for domestics? If I get into it with my wife, can I just buy her a whopper and it will all forgiven? Or will I have to buy her fries also? Maybe even desert?
I mean, if works for gangbangers, it must also work for domestics.

8/17/2008 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

..."And don't give me they work 24-7. Bullshit. Us jagoffs beneath them work 24-7, do all their work, carry 3 phones, bring work home, do overtime for free, and get spoken to like dirt."...

8/16/2008 02:53:00 PM
You are a fucking FOOL if you do any work like that now! Go ahead, work 24-7 for any one of these bosses, I'll do my 8.5, then, come the 1st, lets compare checks. I'll bet they are the same!
Oh, Overtime, get a side job!
They promice you somthing? A merit promotion? A spot? Naa, thats reserved for someone with more juice than you.
Do your 8.5, learn to say "No" and "It aint worth it". You will be MUCH HAPPIER!

8/17/2008 01:31:00 AM

The problem is that some of us are in units where if we don't do our job, we are only screwing other police officers or good citizens. Even though we hate those ungrateful and undeserving so called supervisors above us, some of still believe in doing the right thing. And some of us still care about those beneath us. Its not about promises or promotions, its about being a good police man. It sucks having a conscience and a work ethic.

8/17/2008 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He needs to grow a pair and get rid of them...

8/17/2008 04:32:00 PM"


What's up with your lack of sisterhood?

They only want to talk to someone they trust........even if you don't trust him.....

8/17/2008 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It sucks having a conscience and a work ethic.

8/17/2008 09:02:00 PM"


No, it's the main thing that separates the human from the sub-human.


Focus on no revenue and answering only calls for service from 'the communities' that breed these predators, do what you must for those areas not contributing to the madness, the residents there will appreciate the absence of having their pockets picked via parkers and the presence of those who they depend upon and highly value.


Balance and moderation.


It's what daley and his greedy fucks will never understand.

8/17/2008 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad,
They were getting ready to fight, but we got them to make Hamburgers and everything's cool now.
You can make that a 19-Hamburger and show us heading to the Area for Hamburger Training.

8/16/2008 09:20:00 AM

..................

19-hamburger, hamburger training///too f*cking funny!!

Kudos to the return of Lt. Richie Scotchbreath. Like to keep up-to-date tabs on this guy.

8/17/2008 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

we need a t-shirt of Chalkie holding a whopper and the BK King standing over him with a smoking gun.

8/17/2008 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since when is a Funeral lead car an "emergency vehicle" ??? Someone, please tell me I'm right, and that the guy driving the lead car in front of the hearse was just being an AssHole.

Maybe you were just being an asshole. Was it that difficult to let an EIGHT CAR funeral procession pass you? Did it really inconveniece you that much to show a little respect? Come on man, lighten up

8/16/2008 09:35:00 AM

Where is the hearst going in such a hurry? He is already dead. Unless they are being paid by the hour.

8/18/2008 02:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Two words, honey----"active listening". Solves damn near anything.

8/17/2008 11:48:00 AM"


No, honey, you're wrong about those two words.


The real two words are 'HOT SEX'.

Solves damn near everything, every time.

8/17/2008 05:32:00 PM

Well, ok. I was talking about the "psychological" aspect of problem solving but I'm wit cha daddy. You have a real good point there.

8/18/2008 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know that all this gets old already, enough with the richie scotchbreath said...
I don't even read your small comment here in fact I find it a waste of time and not very funny at all anymore. AssHat

8/16/2008 09:03:00 AM

You don't read it, but you comment on it, right?

Personally, I think the Richie posts are hilarious. My only concession would be that if he every goes into rehab, no more comments.


Unless, of course, he relapses, then he's fair game again.

8/18/2008 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8/16/2008 01:29:00 AM
you see crap like this from black funeral homes and their employees..wondering what the rush is to?????

8/16/2008 06:57:00 PM

they be important! they love all that pomp and cermenony bullshit, except when it comes to working or being responsible. It's always all for fucking show.

8/18/2008 10:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do listen. Why I don't tolerate are ex-girlfriends trying to contact my boyfriend and texting/calling him late at night. He needs to grow a pair and get rid of them...

8/17/2008 04:32:00 PM

No, you need to get rid of him. If they are still texting and calling, they aren't "ex" girlfriends. That's just what he's telling you. Knowhatimean?

8/18/2008 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous leomemorial said...

The ironic thing is that these other women are living with someone. He has complained about how they treated him, cheated on him, wants nothing to do with them, etc.

Therefore he was given a choice: either we focus on "us" and no outsiders trying to ruin what we have, or he can keep them arund.

He tells me that they know we're together and trying to cause trouble. We're adults, and this is not high school...


He has made some really poor choices in the past & admitted this...

8/18/2008 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Where is the hearst going in such a hurry? He is already dead. Unless they are being paid by the hour.

8/18/2008 02:49:00 AM"


In which case you'd think they'd take their fucking time.

8/18/2008 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said:

Maybe you were just being an asshole. Was it that difficult to let an EIGHT CAR funeral procession pass you? Did it really inconveniece you that much to show a little respect? Come on man, lighten up
8/16/2008 09:35:00 AM


Please tell me you're trying to be funny. No, I was not being the asshole. The traffic going east/west in a major intersection had the right of way (the green light), and if I had pulled forward into the traffic, I would have caused an accident, and been Completely At Fault. If it was a not-so-busy intersection, and had there been NO cross-traffic at all, I probably would have moved out of the way. But that was not the case. Believe me, it took a lot for me not to yell out the window, and tell that driver what I really thought of him.

8/18/2008 07:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Sgt Dick Inmyesoffagus said...

I'd really like to know WHO is running this department??? Patrol is way short; way, way short from what I read. Gang Intel hasn't been able to get anyone in due to the shortage for months...BUT some one up high made the decision to activate the DOG UNIT and assign them to GANG Intel to (you guessed it here boys and girls) to do search warrants to save dogs from the animal abuse they suffer at the hands of (gasp) gang bangers!!! Some one way up there decided that we can rid the streets of these dope dealing gang banging miscreants by going after their dogs. (Wink, Wink) and then search for the dope and gangs that they have hidden away under the guise of anti-cruelty to anilmals.
I hear that Sgt Brian has been able to bring himself and 8 of his personal favorite people back to his "stand alone" unit where they will have unlimited overtime, work in civilian dress, be assigned covert vehicles, and a S/S DO Group!!!.......
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Well Dick quit cryin cuz your CLOUT is gone. Back to the school unit in a few days little pussy. Maybe if you ever did an ounce of police work or even liked having guys work for you that like to work you could get somewhere in your career now that your clout is gone.
BLOW ME

8/18/2008 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HERE ARE SOME WHOPPERS EVERYONE!

LETS ALL BE FRIENDS!

8/18/2008 10:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"8/18/2008 12:30:00 PM"


Just remind him how true these words have proven to be:


You don't know what you've got 'till it's gone.

8/19/2008 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Dick quit cryin cuz your CLOUT is gone. Back to the school unit in a few days little pussy. Maybe if you ever did an ounce of police work or even liked having guys work for you that like to work you could get somewhere in your career now that your clout is gone.
BLOW ME

8/18/2008 08:57:00 PM
You can have all your hand picked guys work for you , then stab them in the back as you did all the previous guys who worked hard for you. Then tell everyone how all your guys steal the credit from you. your gonna crash and burn, it is
just a matter of time, you sir have now passed sgt brownstain, as the crazy hated dog sgt.
the only gloryhound i know of is good old sgt (it's all about me )
degenhardt.

8/19/2008 01:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ironic thing is that these other women are living with someone. He has complained about how they treated him, cheated on him, wants nothing to do with them, etc.

Therefore he was given a choice: either we focus on "us" and no outsiders trying to ruin what we have, or he can keep them arund.

He tells me that they know we're together and trying to cause trouble. We're adults, and this is not high school...


He has made some really poor choices in the past & admitted this...

8/18/2008 12:30:00 PM

1. The best way to predict the future is to look at the past. What is he doing now that, in your opinion, would demonstrate that he is going to make better choices in the future?

2. Why put yourself through this? Why not take a break for a few months. That would give yourself a little time to step back and evaluate the relationship. And it would give him time to grow some balls.

3. Repeat after me, I have no control over what other people think, feel, say or do. That being the case, you cannot control these other women and their attempts to keep in contact with your boyfriend AND bear in mind that just because they are living with someone else does not mean they are in healthy meaningful relationships. It's a possibility that they're all into keeping up the drama and you're going to end up with a Xanax prescription while they continue to feed off the soap opera.

In other words, you're the audience. Not a participant in the relationship. Get it?

If it were me, I'd take a break. If you hang in there, I don't know how old you are, but you could be wasting precious time you could be spending on a quality relationship.

Lastly, you need to do a little work too. Like exploring why you've been sucked into a relationship that is contrary to what you need and want to accomplish.

BTW, I'm a female. But you probably guessed that because a guy wouldn't have bothered with this post.

Good luck.

8/19/2008 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me you're trying to be funny. No, I was not being the asshole. The traffic going east/west in a major intersection had the right of way (the green light), and if I had pulled forward into the traffic, I would have caused an accident, and been Completely At Fault. If it was a not-so-busy intersection, and had there been NO cross-traffic at all, I probably would have moved out of the way. But that was not the case. Believe me, it took a lot for me not to yell out the window, and tell that driver what I really thought of him.

8/18/2008 07:51:00 PM

You were completely right to complain. People act like assholes today. God only knows where employers find these assholes to work for them. Ya give the shitheads lights and a siren and they think they're fucking Dragnet.

8/19/2008 08:42:00 PM  

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