Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Massive Realignment

Massive realignment coming.

Updates to follow.

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159 Comments:

Anonymous Marty ETOH said...

Good lets get this department back on track and lets start by getting rid of the civilian known as J-Fed

10/15/2008 01:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im so proud to be lead by idiots.

10/15/2008 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops led.

10/15/2008 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be nice if we got a massive contract.

10/15/2008 02:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need immediate dental care! what plan will best serve me in 2009? Seriously? This is the shit that should be discussed here!

10/15/2008 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missy for Assistant Superintendent of Administration.

10/15/2008 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous wondering in 015 said...

I know this is kind of off topic but it really isnt. With the movement of the field training officers we were lucky enough to get a goof from 025 in 015. I wont be a dickk and put his name on the blog but can anyone tell me what kind of goof this Marty L who came here from 025 is. He rides on jobs and tries taking them over. I only have 5 years on but one thing I know is that you dont take over other peoples jobs.

Am I over reacting or is this guy a moron? Please any information would be great.

10/15/2008 02:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AUNT BEA SHE GONE!!

10/15/2008 02:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when where how why

10/15/2008 03:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just to be clear about this plan:

My guess Jody couldnt reorganize his underwear drawer. any realignment that comes out of that office wil be crafted by Ted O Keefe and Mike Masters both Daleys city hall lackeys. That idea will be to save money and get more bodies back on the streets. All you inside suck upo clout babies look out they are coming for you.. Bureau of Startegis Accountability GONE. Why bother with that Bureau nobody is doing shit anymore anyway.. Complete reorganization of the Detective Division, Organized Crime and All inside spots. Look Out Gold Stars there wont be enough room for all of you anymore. At least you can fill the vacancies in the Lt. ranks. This is a direct action he can take now because of the budget crisis that will serve as the heat deflector. The Department will be totally different within 1 year. Look out the shit is still coming down. I guarantee you before it is over JODY will be under the bus. Get ready Jody its coming. Also people like Aunt Bea, Peterson, other deputies will get reduced in responsibility and titles, probably pay also, and answer to these new assistant Superintendents of Operations and Administration. Not a totally bad concept cut out alot of the fat on top, except when incompetents are named as these assistants Superintendents, more of the same.

10/15/2008 03:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Effective Jan 1st The 09 budget calls for the elimination of several ADS spots including street deputies, training academy,(will be run by a Captain) and several Chief and Deputy Chief spots. Several units will also now be run by a C/O rather than a Gold Star (including all units at Homan Square)

NO LT promotions in 09. A new list will be generated by Application/Resume

10/15/2008 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will be a lot of changes coming over the next 3 months.
The Supt job will just be that of a figure head and Nick Roti will be running this department. Then we will see how much morale will go up. There are a lot of people that will respect what Roti brings to this department.

10/15/2008 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you hound. What an incredible tease you are. Details man! And hurry!

10/15/2008 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phatty Phil started the ruin of this department and steroid boy is finishing the job. This department will never be the same and it will take prob ten years for it to get to a bearable level. How fuckin sad!

10/15/2008 03:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any truth to the rumor that Richie Soto (009/mayor's detail fill-in-wannabe) will be taking control of the department? He has more charisma than anyone with a gold star!! Give the fireplug his chance!

10/15/2008 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The message that morale is down has not gotten out. It is being trumped by the new spin by the department that it is because of inefficiency. The city is also saying that we are overstaffed after these big changes in the department and we are going to be shorted 200 more officers.

It order to counteract it, I believe the FOP has to hold a no confidence vote in Jody Weis. I mean, the mayor flatly denies there was low morale, so in turn, we have to prove that there is low morale and hold this vote. Bring some political fire to the Daley administration. More than what was already brought by the blog and the less work.

10/15/2008 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but...The scum times reported today , the city is preparing special police coverage for election day and the day after.
Obama wins, dancing in the streets with celebratory gunfire, bagdad style. If the supreme court kicks it to McCain on a recount of one state or another, look out ! JFED better order up some armored vehicles... i bet daley already has a special vehicle earmarked for hauling his honor about town !

10/15/2008 04:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With the Obama loss/riots looming, even jagoff Daley can't take the chance of leaving Weis in charge when he couldn't even get a food festival/holiday celebration right. Dick(head) realizes he'd better put someone with experience in soon or he won't have a city left to host the goddamn Olympics in.

Make sure you have at least 1 long gun and lots of ammo on hand. It's coming.

10/15/2008 04:33:00 PM  
Blogger Detective ShavedLongcock said...

A whole lot of crying at 35th and Michigan today. I thought it was just raining out today, it was actually all the tears running off from headquarters.

10/15/2008 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daley also addressed a growing sentiment among the rank-and-file that morale is at a low point.

"No," the mayor said. "The morale is good."

Is this guy a fucking moron or what????? WOW!!!

10/15/2008 04:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

10/15/2008 05:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the crying begin again...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Should've listened to my mama and been a teacher!

It's all good though, Daley said police morale is fine....

10/15/2008 05:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good cause I hit a pothole, my front end needs massive realignment.....

10/15/2008 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its not going to do anything..Still no contract, still no manpower, still crap cars with no PDTs..Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic..JFed truly is lost...

10/15/2008 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

such as?

10/15/2008 05:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard that there will be no department of personel, just "human resources" which leads me to this... when did we start working at an office?

Cubicles-check
Bosses with strict 9-5 hours-Check
Bad pay-Check
Casual Fridays-??
Crazy Hat Tuesdays-??


Weiss u better get on the ball.


SRT
"punches out"

10/15/2008 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

AUNT BEA SHE GONE!!


you mean NO MO -POD?!?!?!

10/15/2008 05:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Any truth to the rumor that Richie Soto (009/mayor's detail fill-in-wannabe) will be taking control of the department? He has more charisma than anyone with a gold star!! Give the fireplug his chance!

Off topic:

How many cows died in order to make his leather jacket?? ( that still cant close)

10/15/2008 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh great...lets see how else this department can be messed up!! I have an idea...let us be the police and leave us alone. Just a thought...but what do i know...my star isn't gold.

10/15/2008 06:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets shake the CPD snow globe again! All the flakes with clout will just fall into a new cushy job.
But at least the mayor is in touch with reality, as evidenced in his declaration that morale is high.

10/15/2008 06:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is amazing that Petersen got JFED to do his dirty work. such as blast PC and dump Hiram. These were two guys that this department actually respected.

How many cases has the Dep. Sup BIS ^%$#%$ up in which a police officer was the victim, 3 by my count. 5 if u ask A/4 Dets.
I think that along with a NO CONFIDENCE vote for JFED there should also be a NO CONFIDENCE vote for Petersen. Let him take the credit for all those investigations he screwed up...

10/15/2008 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watched a glimpse of a preview on 6pm Ch 7 news. It shows our kitty cat loving leader weiss stating how he hopes obama is our next president. LOOSER.
No activity again this whole month for you my lil kitty weiss.

10/15/2008 06:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The poster who stated Peterson would be reduced in responsibility? No f'in way. Unless they force him OUT, he will drag this job down even farther with his INSANE micro-managing. Talk about a nut with an agenda!

Off topic, I laughed my azz off hearing the stories about the "Clown" making the rounds of the city in a van in clown makeup attempting to abduct kids...anyone remember the "Homie the Clown" hysteria on the Westside years ago? Man he be everywhere, except Homie weren't real. This must be the work of the Grandparents who "seen" Homie in the 80's and 90's!!!! Good stuff.

10/15/2008 06:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IF ROTI ( AKA "BI") IS TO BE IN CHARGE DOES THAT MEAN THAT HIS OTHER HALF SCOTT ( AKA "CEP") WILL BE THE 1ST DEP. NICKNAMES THEY WERE GIVEN IN THE 007TH DIST YEARS AGO WHEN THEY WERE JUST KIDS.

10/15/2008 06:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, on the front page of the Trib today there was an article about the shithead who got killed by the store clerk in Waukegan. They quoted so called legal experts who stated that self defense won't fly because the armed robber was shot in the side while fleeing with the proceeds. Since when do citizens not have the right to shoot a forcible felon who is fleeing with their property?

10/15/2008 06:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Marty L has been handling jobs since you were in 8th grade Junior, open your ears and you might learn something from him

10/15/2008 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the detention aides gone???? Why take away manpower and leave the idiot district managers...We're really reaching new lows here...

10/15/2008 06:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Am I over reacting or is this guy a moron? Please any information would be great.

10/15/2008 02:54:00 PM

Marty is a good guy; you're over reacting.

10/15/2008 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

10/15/2008 05:01:00 PM

lol...

10/15/2008 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/1222606,chicago-police-revamp-101508.article

10/15/2008 06:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/1221588,CST-NWS-daley15.article

Speilman Suckhole!!

10/15/2008 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isnt there some po who is back running training for officers in the U.S. Army? Somebody said there may be stars in his future.Me hopes maybe a gold one?

10/15/2008 07:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What does this realignment mean? Absolutely nothing!!! This should tell us for sure that the Mayor is ruining this department as usual. J-Fed is in charge of nothing. Mayor Dick---- is pulling the strings as always. If he keeps up this bull---- this place will look like Detroit real soon. On another note what does the Mayor do with all the money when he leases away city property? Soon he will lease away the city name. WELCOME TO TARGET CITY (Formally the City of Chicago. Our Mayor leased away the name for the next 99 years) this moron is going to run this city right back into the Stone Age. If the Mayor could privatize Fire and us believe me boys and girls we would all be looking for new jobs.

10/15/2008 07:04:00 PM  
Blogger Reverend Al said...

Will the nightmare never end? Now everyone will have to get new thingez to put under their nametags to tell what unit they're in. Coppers will have to memorize new unit numbers to put on their time due slips. And secretaries will have to make new seniority lists for furlough picks. How much more can we stand?

10/15/2008 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Christopher Lowell is going to reorganize 023 with lace and paper mache.

10/15/2008 07:18:00 PM  
Blogger Mayor Hanky said...

Don't worry about dumps and layoffs. I'm the King of Dumps!
I'll take care of all your holiday needs. HOWDY HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10/15/2008 07:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
I need immediate dental care! what plan will best serve me in 2009? Seriously? This is the shit that should be discussed here!

10/15/2008 02:41:00 PM


My dentist told me several years ago to pretend I don't have any dental insurance. It is that bad. Same holds true today.

We will not get any better dental insurance. Period. Buy an Afflac supplemental dental policy.

Back when we got our first contract, the FOP, then lead by John Dineen, did not get health or dental insurance language put in the contract. Big mistake, it will never be in the contract now. Never.


If/when we get a raise, our co-pay will go up to offset (in the City's view) the raise. And/or coverage will decrease. That is the way it is.

There is nothing the FOP can do, it just isn't in the contract and never will be. The City feels our compensation is high enough that we can afford the high co-pays etc.

I am not defending this, I am just saying that is the way it is.

10/15/2008 07:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Nice to see Operation Snake Charmer in full force today in 013/014th Dist. FBI/CPD rounding up the Spanish Cobras/Cease Fire "Violence Interrupters." Nice to see in the Suntimes, online version these fools are still getting money from the State and selling rocks. Hey 1400, you still want us to consult with them and have them come into rollcall?

10/15/2008 07:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excuse me while I go in the shithouse and do some fecal realignment.

10/15/2008 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/15/2008 02:54:00 PM

Who cares if he's coding your jobs.. sit back and relax.. as long as he is taking them, you have nothing to worry about.. just be sure to return the favor :)
Take it easy and enjoy your lunch, hunt and do good police work, and let him clear the rap while you bring the guns.

10/15/2008 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need immediate dental care! what plan will best serve me in 2009? Seriously? This is the shit that should be discussed here!

10/15/2008 02:41:00 PM

It all depends on what kind of dental work you need done.if you need alot of work done, start now to get your 1500 for the year, before its too late. other thing is to see if your dentist is in the plan. I've heard thru rumors(and rumors is all it may be) is that were suppose to get a different dental plan.

10/15/2008 07:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I feel better already! Shortshanks said there is no morale problems. Silly me. I am just plain silly. That's it, just silly. How could I have ever thought there was a morale problem? It's silly for me to have thought that. Just plain silly. Thanks mayor! I am just going to go work my silly little ass off now.

10/15/2008 07:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City is preparing for the celebratory gunfire and arson if Obama wins and the violent gunfire and arson if he loses.

10/15/2008 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps the U.S. should pull out of Chicago...

Body count: In the last six months
292 killed (murdered) in Chicago; 221 killed in Iraq.

Sens. Barack Obama & Dick Durbin,
Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr.,
Gov. Rod Blogojevich,
House leader Mike Madigan,
Atty. Gen. Lisa Madigan (daughter of Mike),
Mayor Richard M. Daley (son of Mayor Richard J. Daley)

.....Our leadership in Illinois.....all Democrats.

Thank you for the combat zone in Chicago.

Of course, they're all blaming each other.

Can't blame Republicans; there aren't any!

State pension fund $44 Billion in debt, worst in country.

Cook County (Chicago) sales tax 10.25%
highest in country. (Look 'em up if you want).

C hicago school system rated one
of the worst in the country.

This is the political culture that
Obama comes from in Illinois.
And he's gonna 'fix' Washington politics for us!!!
SURE!!!!!

10/15/2008 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous etig brandisch said...

This is giving me a massive erection.

10/15/2008 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No LT promotions in 09. The old list will be taken down A new list will be generated by Application/Resume. Special Order be written now it will be just like the Capt list

10/15/2008 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Dr. Dentine said...

Anonymous said...
I need immediate dental care! what plan will best serve me in 2009? Seriously? This is the shit that should be discussed here!

10/15/2008 02:41:00 PM

speaking of dental care.....I know a few bosses that can use some care. Their breath stinks when they get up in your face. When they talk shit, the imagery is heightened by the odor.

10/15/2008 07:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Contract and Pension are all we should care about. Who cares if they have 1,2,3,4,or 5 Bureaus. This is a job that we come to everyday for $, period.

10/15/2008 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous real KMA said...

On 03 Nov I'm RDO and working special employment at CHA. If the riots strike, then I'm taking a 16 oz. can of cream corn upside my head from a shithead on the 8th floor of 1230 N. Burling. IOD until spring.

10/15/2008 08:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who remembers Bill Lumberg? "And don't forget that Friday is Hawian shirt day. So if you have a Hawian shirt, you can wear it....oookay."
He'll keep moving Jody farther down to the basement and take away his stapler.

10/15/2008 08:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need immediate dental care! what plan will best serve me in 2009? Seriously? This is the shit that should be discussed here!

If you are SERIOUS:

Get the PPO with Comp Dent and start using the Flexible Spending Account (FSA) if you need serious work done such as crowns and root canals because the insurance will not cover it 100%. Look in to it!

10/15/2008 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happening today in 001. The entire building engineer staff was let go or laid off what ever you wanna call it. The civilian janitorial staff were also sent packing.

Word has it they will be replaced with City of Chicago Employees and Janitors.

Good Luck guys...You kept 001 spotless and in working order.

Cant wait to see how bad 001 looks this time next year.

10/15/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone hear that Narcotics went back to Sunday/Monday DOG? Also that they will be getting Det. pay the start of the new year because Peterson says they are an investigative unit. Also that it will become a "TEST" only spot like DET., ET, etc..... and these dog ass in there will be grandfathered in?

10/15/2008 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Yes the Department did cancel the Special Functions Detail and turned around and gave it to narcotics starting Monday morning..

10/14/2008 01:08:00 AM

Whatever...you are clearly a hater who couldn't get into narcotics. Oh, by the way J-Fed came and talked to us yest. and we are going to back to Fri/Sat Sun/Mon. D.O.G effective this Sun. hahaha enjoy 6 days on rotating

10/15/2008 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At this time let me just say that I have won the no bid concession contract to sell Kleenex tissues in the travelers size. All of you who are about to get dumped can find me at the west doors(that the parking lot side for you 2 yr wonders). Police Discount will be available for multi box purchases.

Office Depot and Office Max have been reporting a run on moving boxes.

Even Home Depot stores are running low on Heavy-Duty Knee Pads the type used by cement finishers in anticipation by cowardly officers attempting to "cement" their inside spots.

10/15/2008 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is the department spending money on GPS for all the cars??? We don't even have fucking computers in all the cars. No radios, no computers WTF???

10/15/2008 08:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It would be nice if we got a massive contract.

10/15/2008 02:22:00 PM

It would be nice if I could crap 24k gold nuggets, but it just ain't goin' to happen.

10/15/2008 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Nick Roti any relation to Fred Roti?

10/15/2008 08:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Father Tomasino said...

Just listening to the debate. McCain is going after Obama tonight. I think he got his balls back.

10/15/2008 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The list of "Scabs" came out for the Obama Detail. SCABS

10/15/2008 08:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

da mayor says morale is good. i say we all have a little impromptu protest downtown to show that morale sucks.

10/15/2008 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of us "civilians" are ready for Election Day as well. You won't be the only ones kept safe by firearms - we have your back.

10/15/2008 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its about time. Get rid of the unnecessary brass, make the new brass in positions actually work and hire new officers with the savings. Phil Cline stripped alot of our pension money by promoting all his croanies as though it was his money to spend.

10/15/2008 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT- who is the new lt. in 014? things were just looking up after getting rid of old captain jagbag on 3rd watch and the arrival of captain A. everyone was happy and productivity was rising. and now this? why can't they let us be happy for a change?

10/15/2008 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need to get RID of "DISTRICT MANAGERS" they are useless anda waste of over 2 million dollars.

10/15/2008 08:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Dick head daley, the morale is good for shit, just like you and your freaking pupets who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. You should have listened to your Dad, he was correct in predicting that your excessive masturbation would cause you mental fraility in your golden years. Please wipe your chin, you're drooling again.

10/15/2008 08:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic:
P.O. JZ just transferred to 019 after getting his job back. He is a very nice man and kind. But do not hire him or his construction company. He screwed many officers when he was back at callback. He did crappy unfinished work and then did police reports against the people who refused to pay him for unfinished work.
He promised me a 2.5 car garage and charged me accordingly. Then he went and built a 2 car garage and claimed it was 2.5. You know who I am JZ. Still waiting for my refund.
Beware 019.

10/15/2008 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J- Puke will continue to be Superintendent,but he will be given a new Deputy of some sort to run the show.Someone with police experience that the mayor trusts.HMMMMMM who could that be? Mabe a 5 foot ex-deputy?

10/15/2008 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two Deputy Superintendents: One sworn for Operations, one civilian for Administration.

Lots of exempts will be out of luck (LOL).

10/15/2008 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this is kind of off topic but it really isnt. With the movement of the field training officers we were lucky enough to get a goof from 025 in 015. I wont be a dickk and put his name on the blog but can anyone tell me what kind of goof this Marty L who came here from 025 is. He rides on jobs and tries taking them over. I only have 5 years on but one thing I know is that you dont take over other peoples jobs.

Am I over reacting or is this guy a moron? Please any information would be great.

10/15/2008 02:54:00 PM

-He cpould ride on all my jobs and take them over while I sip on my pina colada hahahaha
You guys are both goofs lol!

10/15/2008 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Look at the 2009 Recommendations for Police closely!! Many Bureaus and/or positions are not on there. AND look at what they list for "Police Officer" salary...IT'S THE SAME AS WHAT WE MAKE NOW!!!!!!"

http://egov.cityofchicago.org/city/webportal/portalDeptCategoryAction.do?deptMainCategoryOID=-536901873&deptCategoryOID=-536901873&entityName=Budget+%26+Management&topChannelName=Dept&contentType=COC_EDITORIAL&Failed_Reason=Session+not+found&com.broadvision.session.new=Yes&Failed_Page=%2fwebportal%2fportalDeptCategoryAction.do

10/15/2008 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

training academy,(will be run by a Captain)

Cool, it will be like the movie -
"Police Academy".

10/15/2008 09:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aunt Bea ain't going nowhere. Just changed the name of her spot. She's sill an imcompetant no matter where they put her. WTG Jody, you are still a fool

10/15/2008 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous peter karl said...

C.A.P.S. WORKS!

10/15/2008 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

10/15/2008 05:01:00 PM


You ever seen a grown man naked?

10/15/2008 09:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manpower shortage is gonna get a WHOLE lot worse. Only 200 officers budgeted to be hired for all of 2009. After only 125 hired this year, that is a joke. If it takes us two hours to respond to your 911 call you know who to blame. But I guess it's okay because Weis says there are enough police and Daley says morale is good.

10/15/2008 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you hound. What an incredible tease you are. Details man! And hurry!

10/15/2008 03:35:00 PM


thank u!

10/15/2008 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The message that morale is down has not gotten out. It is being trumped by the new spin by the department that it is because of inefficiency. The city is also saying that we are overstaffed after these big changes in the department and we are going to be shorted 200 more officers.

It order to counteract it, I believe the FOP has to hold a no confidence vote in Jody Weis. I mean, the mayor flatly denies there was low morale, so in turn, we have to prove that there is low morale and hold this vote. Bring some political fire to the Daley administration. More than what was already brought by the blog and the less work.

10/15/2008 04:28:00 PM

I don't buy it. The message is loud and clear but falling on deaf ears. They just don't want to hear it and really don't care about our concerns so they pretend that it doesn't exist. Morale is low because the job isn't what it once was and nobody want's to be second guessed into being fired or put in a prison cell. All they want is numbers, it's all they have ever wanted, it's all they understand. Many people have been promoted off our hard work because of the numbers we have provided them, it made them look good and looks are everything in this department but numbers do not translate into the truth. You can make numbers say whatever you want, it's a statistic. Well, we don't want to become statistics. The men and women who have been promoted by our numbers will not be there to help us when the numbers game goes bad and you are the accused. It's nothing but a broken record repeating the same old line; Numbers,numbers,numbers.Oh they know why Morale is down, they just don't care.

10/15/2008 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Franklin gone from Special Functions starting tomorrow moning
going to be Inspector

10/15/2008 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now we see who Jody's endorsement goes to.

10/15/2008 10:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Roman Empire is falling! This and other news after a word from our sponsor! GMAN begone! Thanks for playing along with us and we also have a miniature version of this city to take home with you! Tell him what else he's won Richie!This is 1980s all over again! "Wheel of Fortune" for superintendents! Cmon big money, oooooo you lost your turn when it stopped on Mauer! Spin again!

10/15/2008 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of alingnment, I just seen on the news they were talking about the 2007 Ford Crown Vics. and the faulty tire stems which can wear out very easily and cause a blowout and possibly an accident. Any word what the city may do about the 2007 fleet out there that we are currently driving? Just looking out for us!!!

10/15/2008 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey SCC,Off Topis but I cant resist.

How about this comment by J-Stupid.

On Channel 7 last night Chuck Goudie was doing a piece about the massive CPD presence at Senator Obama's residence in conjuction with the USSS. He said and I 'am paraphrasing" Its an honor to guard our senator and hopefully our next president" This comment came from the Superintendent of Police who was in uniform. Isn't that a rule violation to make political statements in uniform using your offical office to endorse a candidate. How about a CR # and an investigation into that one.. Even Chuck Goudie made note of it when he said " An unusual endorsement from the superintendent " Even the media talking head knows it was inappropriate. J- Stupid open mouth insert foot.. FOP why dont you call and obtain a CR # on this ass hole and see where it goes, just to fuck with him. ANother stupid moment amongst many.

10/15/2008 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Worked in an area 3 district today. No car available for the traffic car. HA HA

10/15/2008 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did anyone hear J-Fed today endorsing Obama for president? I mean come on now, the figurehead of a department should not endorse anyone be it obama or Mccain. Just shows how little class he has and how deep in Daley's pocket he is.

10/15/2008 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone see Weis on tv today givings an endorsement of Obabma, saying hopefully will be our next President. Since when did the Sup start giving endorsements?

also, looks like if he wins that deyail will get giiger and we will eat the cost....

10/15/2008 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On 28 Sep 08 NYPD officers approved a 17% raise over 4 years!!! Way to go!!! We need to learn what they are doing RIGHT....

10/15/2008 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares?

Nothing will change. Nothing.

The bosses didn't ruin this job. They're just as dumb as they always were. The papers didn't ruin this job. They report the same lies they always have. The shitheads didn't ruin this job. They are still doing the same shit they did sixty years ago.

The law-abiding citizens ruined this job.

They ruined it when they sat on a jury and let a career criminal go free because he said the policeman hit him. They ruined it when they sat on another jury and gave millions of their own tax dollars to a monster that rapes little girls in gangways. They ruined it when they pushed their representatives to pass laws protecting criminals and their co-conspirator-"witnesses."

They ruined this job because criminals went from scary to interesting. They ruined it because crime became so urban, so hip. They ruined it because the TV told them that any crime can be solved with absolute certainty through the magic of science.

They ruined it because they weren't scared anymore.

Well, they're afraid now. And next summer things are going to get really scary.

10/15/2008 10:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Bama losing means Daley is out of the mix in 2010 and no Olympics in 2016. So, vote McCain and vote often! National F.O.P. endorses McCain!

10/15/2008 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but...The scum times reported today , the city is preparing special police coverage for election day and the day after.



What a prick. Raciest punk

10/15/2008 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous LEROY M. said...

Effective Jan 1st The 09 budget calls for the elimination of several ADS spots including street deputies, training academy,(will be run by a Captain) and several Chief and Deputy Chief spots. Several units will also now be run by a C/O rather than a Gold Star (including all units at Homan Square)

NO LT promotions in 09. A new list will be generated by Application/Resume

10/15/2008 03:22:00

THE TRAINING ACADEMY NEVER NEEDED AN ADS SPOT ESPECIALLY TOBIAS HE NEVER DESERVED IT AND SCREWED OVER MANY DIFFERENT BOSSES AND OFFICERS IN HIS CAREER. WE WILL ALL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON!

10/15/2008 10:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wondering in 015 said...
I know this is kind of off topic but it really isnt. With the movement of the field training officers we were lucky enough to get a goof from 025 in 015. I wont be a dickk and put his name on the blog but can anyone tell me what kind of goof this Marty L who came here from 025 is. He rides on jobs and tries taking them over. I only have 5 years on but one thing I know is that you dont take over other peoples jobs.

Am I over reacting or is this guy a moron? Please any information would be great.

10/15/2008 02:54:00 PM


No you're not over reacting. We get enough of this from those bosses that like to micro manage. Next time he rides on your job and starts making decisions on your call, walk out the house and go over the air and dup it over to him.

10/15/2008 10:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sit here reading of all the changes that are going to take place, all the gold stars that are going to get dumped, and all the inside dollies that will be back on the street, but I haven’t heard anything about how the morale problem is going to get fixed. After all is said and done the city still won’t give a rat’s ass about us nonclouted P/O’s. We will still be getting stripped for B.S. and held prisoner down at call back, we still won’t have a decent contract, the equipment we are given will still be sub par, and the animals, play reverends, and media will still be trying to stick it up our collective asses with no back up from the department or the city. The only thing these changes will do will be to save midget mayor idiot a lot more money and you can bet he won’t be putting any of that savings back into the department in the form of better equipment.

10/15/2008 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God,
If you are listening please dump Steve Georgas. As you know this Commander of the 018th District is clueless. His arrogance and incompetence have preempted officers to deem him incompetent. I know that you provided him meeting the right people in life in able to further his career. But when is this 37 year old child of God going to learn respect. Perhaps a little reminder is in order. Maybe even a reality check(like being shipped off away from the land of milk and honey and into a real shitty south side District). When you are promoted beyond your means it becomes apparent and colleagues and subordinates just smile and shake their heads in disbelief. If my prayer is answered God I will promise to pray in church instead of looking at all the pretty women imagining what they look like naked.

10/15/2008 11:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any odds on if J-fed dumps anyone from his wedding party? I'm taking NO

10/15/2008 11:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special K is going to get two STARS**, talk of him getting promotted in this realignment. Per City Hall Detail 001.

10/15/2008 11:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

015 FTO

if he is with a ppo then maybe he's trying to educate the ppo as son as possible by answering as many calls as he can. if he's doing this solo, the correct him on this problem

10/15/2008 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, I laughed my azz off hearing the stories about the "Clown" making the rounds of the city in a van in clown makeup attempting to abduct kids...anyone remember the "Homie the Clown" hysteria on the Westside years ago? Man he be everywhere, except Homie weren't real. This must be the work of the Grandparents who "seen" Homie in the 80's and 90's!!!! Good stuff.



maybe its the clown from the 026th district

10/15/2008 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANd where are these moves you talked about ??????

10/15/2008 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous HATER said...

DONT 4 GET IF A DICK WORKS OVER 8 HOURS OF OT A TO FROM REPORT MUST BE MADE OUT BY THE LT OF THE AREA. THE LT MUST JUSTIFY WHAT WAS DONE EVERY HOUR OF THE INVESTIGATION.
HINT HINT DONT FORGET TO ADD THAT PAPERWORK TO THE FELONY FILE! THE TIMES MIGHT NOT MATCH UP.

ANOTHER COST CUTTING TECHNIQUE GENERATED BY A PERSON WHO HAS NEVER SOLVED A MURDER.

LOOK 4 NEW WAYS TO CUT COST...
ITS NOT LOOKING GOOD 4 CAPS!!!

10/15/2008 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true the Franklin was demoted to LT? Pleaase let it be.

10/15/2008 11:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any odds on if J-fed dumps anyone from his wedding party? I'm taking NO





That would be a NO. They magically escape. No experience, no seniority, and they are kept in place. Amazing. I wish I could bust this show up. This department is NOT a joke but seems to be a play toy by these new people from outside.

10/15/2008 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

real KMA said...
On 03 Nov I'm RDO and working special employment at CHA. If the riots strike, then I'm taking a 16 oz. can of cream corn upside my head from a shithead on the 8th floor of 1230 N. Burling. IOD until spring.

10/15/2008 08:00:00 PM


Hahaha, that sounds like a good plan!!!

10/16/2008 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"10/15/2008 08:57:00 PM"


Then how is he a nice man and kind?

Did he throw you a sympathy fuck?

10/16/2008 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just listening to the debate. McCain is going after Obama tonight. I think he got his balls back.

10/15/2008 08:40:00 PM


did we watch a different debate?

10/16/2008 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Phil Cline stripped alot of our pension money by promoting all his croanies as though it was his money to spend.




Take a look at all his cronies he has working for the Memorial Foundation. Same thing. Its sickening.

10/16/2008 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
There will be a lot of changes coming over the next 3 months.
The Supt job will just be that of a figure head and Nick Roti will be running this department. Then we will see how much morale will go up. There are a lot of people that will respect what Roti brings to this department.

10/15/2008 03:30:00 PM

I agree with you Nick! Your right!

10/16/2008 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Off Topic:
P.O. JZ just transferred to 019 after getting his job back. He is a very nice man and kind. But do not hire him or his construction company. He screwed many officers when he was back at callback. He did crappy unfinished work and then did police reports against the people who refused to pay him for unfinished work.
He promised me a 2.5 car garage and charged me accordingly. Then he went and built a 2 car garage and claimed it was 2.5. You know who I am JZ. Still waiting for my refund.
Beware


Hes not nice Hes a POS and you should get a100% refund because when you want a 2.5 car and get a 2 car its worthless

You are right about not letting him work for you

10/16/2008 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to 6 32 that wasent homie the clown it was our ever loving buddy and friend to police everywhere, non other then chalkie in mufti scouting new lacales and potential victims so there

10/16/2008 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No LT promotions in 09. The old list will be taken down A new list will be generated by Application/Resume. Special Order be written now it will be just like the Capt list

Not likely, the Lts. Association would have to agree to this, they won't; it only worked with the old Capts. because there was only 18 of them, they offered them 20 grand, I think, and it was done, won't happen with the Lts. there are too many and the city is broke..

10/16/2008 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for endorsing obama Jfed - Anything you seem to touch goes down the toilet.

10/16/2008 01:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SO THEY WASTED MILLIONS...?? tOO MANY HEAVY HITTERS ON THE lT'S LIST TO TEAR IT DOWN...

10/16/2008 02:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Manpower shortage is gonna get a WHOLE lot worse. Only 200 officers budgeted to be hired for all of 2009. After only 125 hired this year, that is a joke. If it takes us two hours to respond to your 911 call you know who to blame. But I guess it's okay because Weis says there are enough police and Daley says morale is good........... NEWS FLASH...SEE THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE AROUND DURKIN PARK (008) & SEE THE RESLUTS OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEND ALL THE PO'S TO THE GHETTO & SHIT JUMPS OFF IN " CHANGING" NEIGHBORHOODS......LAST SUMMER BIG RACE FIGHT. NO PO'S TO RESPOND, YET LEO (MOVE YOU BIG WHITE FUCKING WHITE TRUCK FROM IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE ONCE IN A WHILE) GETS A PROMO.....

10/16/2008 02:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No LT promotions in 09. The old list will be taken down A new list will be generated by Application/Resume. Special Order be written now it will be just like the Capt list

10/15/2008 07:44:00 PM

and an exempt position..now he owns a whole union. Watch out, 150 more politically indebted souls coming your way. All the 9175's are owned and neutered as it is,
Wait til you see this mess.

10/16/2008 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous detention aid(s) Mullins said...

Any truth to the rumor that Richie Soto (009/mayor's detail fill-in-wannabe) will be taking control of the department? He has more charisma than anyone with a gold star!! Give the fireplug his chance!

10/15/2008 03:51:00 PM

not a chance, department order #09-8008 says no ass ardvarks allowed in headquarters

10/16/2008 03:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wondering in 015 said...
I know this is kind of off topic but it really isnt. With the movement of the field training officers we were lucky enough to get a goof from 025 in 015. I wont be a dickk and put his name on the blog but can anyone tell me what kind of goof this Marty L who came here from 025 is. He rides on jobs and tries taking them over. I only have 5 years on but one thing I know is that you dont take over other peoples jobs.

Am I over reacting or is this guy a moron? Please any information would be great.

10/15/2008 02:54:00 PM
***************************

You must be the "hottie" Girl F/2/BRN hair, copper that rides around on the beat car on afternoons with her hat on backwards and M/2 copper with the identical hat on backwards while in uniform!

Acting like you know everything doesn't mean you know everything. So like a real ghetto copper just shut up!

You and your partner are softballs!

Go bad mouth your dog you yuppie wanna be the police because your daddy was one bitch!

Probably on the tact team now anyway........... Still two weirdos! You are sooooo aggressive!

10/16/2008 05:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wont be a dickk and put his name on the blog but can anyone tell me what kind of goof this ***** * who came here from 025 is. He rides on jobs and tries taking them over. I only have 5 years on but one thing I know is that you dont take over other peoples jobs.

Am I over reacting or is this guy a moron? Please any information would be great.

10/15/2008 02:54:00 PM



You are a dickk (as you spell it) and you DID put his name on here. He was 'taking over jobs' before your mom let you touch her breasts. Heres some info for you- shut your mouth and be happy you didnt get some of 025's other FTOs.

10/16/2008 05:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares if he's coding your jobs.. sit back and relax.. as long as he is taking them, you have nothing to worry about.. just be sure to return the favor :)
Take it easy and enjoy your lunch, hunt and do good police work, and let him clear the rap while you bring the guns.
=============
IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!! RETURN THIS! *(&*(*&(*&(&&*(%$#$!!!!!!!

10/16/2008 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
On 28 Sep 08 NYPD officers approved a 17% raise over 4 years!!! Way to go!!! We need to learn what they are doing RIGHT....

10/15/2008 10:43:00 PM


Did you say What they are doing RIGHT????

Here's exactly precisely how they did it: for years they were paid way BELOW what we make on the Chicago Police Department. Now, with this raise that you are lusting after a top pay police officer in New York City still makes three thousand dollars a year LESS than I am making RIGHT NOW!

Yup, the top NYPD Officer will now make $73,000 I am making $75,000 as a 20 year CPD Patrol Officer and I still have one more longevity raise coming.

So they get this large raise, we still make more and we have been working without a contract for over a year. When ours is settled we will still make more.

That is not exactly what I would call doing things right. It is long overdue. If you look at all other big city police departments you will find we are at or very near the top in pay. And absolutely at the top in our rights and use of seniority etc. I know this does no good to sooth those screaming about how we are getting fucked or how the FOP supposedly does nothing but the fact is, we are better paid than most if not all other big city police departments.

Now working conditions, that's another story. But if you like what NYPD got consider this, they cannot bid to other work locations all over the city. Ever. Their transfers depend totally on management doing them a favor.

10/16/2008 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

10/15/2008 05:01:00 PM


You ever seen a grown man naked?

10/15/2008 09:48:00 PM
__________________________________

Do you like gladiator movies?

10/16/2008 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ever seen a grown man naked?

10/15/2008 09:48:00 PM


***********

I saw one going down a slide once...

10/16/2008 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Obama is evil said...

10/15/2008 10:45:00 PM

So well said, and 110 percent on point.

That voices what I have been thinking for a long time now.

It is the change in our so called law abiding citizens that is ruining our culture. The shift from lying is wrong to its acceptable to lie. To using courtroom levels of proof to rationalize everyday behavior. To accepting a president telling us "that depends on how you define *is*. To glorifying gang and dope culture, violence and misogyny. To scorn for our judeo-christian values, and accepting Hollywoods corrupt and filthy lifestyle and disdain for the middle class salt of the earth values of this country as "so not hip".

Diversity. What a joke, what a quaint and patronizing way to say you must accept that which is immoral, wrong, or against your ingrained cultural beliefs.

Poster, you hit that nail right on the head.

10/16/2008 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:11 am sounds like s good plan. Its will be good tax wise, unless the socialist figure that one out too ala Rostenkowski going after the benefits of municipalemployees.

10/16/2008 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Riot!! He has already won!!! Go Obama! Go Obama!

10/16/2008 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Hanky

Great, now I'm spewing my coffee! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

10/16/2008 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey jagbag, Marty isn't the type to pimp anybody's jobs. That crusty old salt is always going to do right by a copper. If he is trying to take your job, you obviously aren't getting there in time and he is only trying to train a PPO the right way. Marty could ride on my jobs any fucking day of the week you punk ass bitch.

10/16/2008 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wasn't maurer a 2 or 3 star general, after cline promoted "otis"? Jimmy K when younger a lad, went fishing with old man daley, as jimmy's dad was daleys friend and old man daley promised to take car of "little jimmy," and look where jimmy has gone as a sgt "Merit"! Must be nice to be CLOUTED! Hey jimmy could you cut 1 commander from daleys detail why do you allow 2? Oh sorry your puppetmaster is the corruption king!

10/16/2008 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now working conditions, that's another story. But if you like what NYPD got consider this, they cannot bid to other work locations all over the city. Ever. Their transfers depend totally on management doing them a favor.

10/16/2008 07:21:00 AM

HEY ASSHOLE NYPD doesnt have residency!!!!! They can live upto 2 counties away INCLUDING IN NEW JERSEY!!! So give me a pay cut, let me move out of this shit hole, let me buy a house that is worth what Im paying for....not ridiculous amount because of some fraudulent assessment so someone somewhere can scam money... let me give the pukes of Chicago 8 hours a day and let me get on the Metra and leave this dump to the burbs!!! PLEASE FOP LIFT RESIDENCY!!!!!!

10/16/2008 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

O'Bama losing means Daley is out of the mix in 2010 and no Olympics in 2016. So, vote McCain and vote often! National F.O.P. endorses McCain!

10/15/2008 10:46:00 PM

vote often??? SCC WHO LET ACORN ON HERE!!!

10/16/2008 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:35p.m., that's a good one, but they were called Hans and Franz.

10/16/2008 11:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO 7 47 AND 54am

Excuse me , I speak jive.

10/16/2008 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE TRAINING ACADEMY NEVER NEEDED AN ADS SPOT ESPECIALLY TOBIAS HE NEVER DESERVED IT AND SCREWED OVER MANY DIFFERENT BOSSES AND OFFICERS IN HIS CAREER. WE WILL ALL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON!


The Academy was run by a Commander in the past. Years ago they wanted to place Charlie Roberts in charge but his rank was ADS. He would not take the job because that would have ment a demotion. He was a sharp guy and did good for the CPD but was also politically connected. Ever since then the academy was run by an ADS.

Previous poster is correct. No need for an ADS in charge. Most recent past bosses have been northside clout.

Shity the works...

10/16/2008 12:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man, they are throwing cans of cream corn out of 1230 burling. back in my day it was cans of green harvest peas and bowling balls. gotta love those project folks, they knew how to throw a party for the po po.

10/16/2008 12:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looney Rooney says;
Did you ever wonder why people in high command positions on this job always have their noses in the air like there smelling roses from a long distance......
Well plenty of studies have shown that these people have had their noses up soo many other peoples, reverends, aldercreatures and political hacks asses that they can't position their noses in any other way....

Did you ever wonder what a no confidence vote means???? Well it means that the rank and file members of this department have NO CONFIDENCE in our boss.... and since boss spelled backwards is (a double S)"SSOB". (that means a Double Son Of Beatrice! what else would one expect...
I think that along with a NO CONFIDENCE vote for Supt.JFED there should also be a NO CONFIDENCE vote for D/S Petersen, in that they should take credit for what they have done and what they haven't done. They should take credit the credit for all those investigations involving police officers as victims they screwed up...or allowed others to screw up.. Just because your in the head administrative job over a detective division doesn't mean that you know how to get to the truth of an incident...solve a crime....

Hey it looks that that crap hit the fan for you on friday at 26 & Cal D/S.....well maybe your next job will suit you better... I heard that "tickle me with the feather here, Y" got a job at IDOT...... maybe she ( who looks like a boy) can hire u "the screaming skull" to yell at her truck drivers for reading the newspaper by halloween.

You've been so incompetent as a police officer, a det, a sgt, a lt, commander (OooooH Ariport)and as a D/S it makes most of us sick....

10/16/2008 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On 03 Nov I'm RDO and working special employment at CHA. If the riots strike, then I'm taking a 16 oz. can of cream corn upside my head from a shithead on the 8th floor of 1230 N. Burling. IOD until spring.

10/15/2008 08:00:00 PM

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You win! "The Post That Made
Me Laugh the Loudest" award.

10/16/2008 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did anyone see Weis on tv today givings an endorsement of Obabma, saying hopefully will be our next President. Since when did the Sup start giving endorsements.
###################################

I remember when another Supt made a political endorsement, but that was for Mayor.

10/16/2008 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear God,
If you are listening please dump Steve Georgas.....................
amen to that. what a stroke

10/16/2008 03:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

10/15/2008 05:01:00 PM


You ever seen a grown man naked?

10/15/2008 09:48:00 PM
__________________________________

Do you like gladiator movies?

10/16/2008 07:47:00 AM

----------------------

The shit's going to hit the fan.

10/16/2008 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They could eliminate the "bureau names" down to one, it wouldn't fucking matter. All these bosses, all their pet stooges and hillbilly lackies all move under someone elses umbrella.

Don't assume for a second that changing the number of bureaus around means all the chimps working in an eliminated bureau go back to the street, cause THAT ain't gonna happen.

10/16/2008 06:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the dental school at Polk and Paulina can give you immediate dental care. be there at 6:00am and wait for the doors to open at 7:30am. It's first come, first served.

10/16/2008 08:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dick (Head) is that what you said. Is he a green Dick (Head)?

10/16/2008 08:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
THE TRAINING ACADEMY NEVER NEEDED AN ADS SPOT ESPECIALLY TOBIAS HE NEVER DESERVED IT AND SCREWED OVER MANY DIFFERENT BOSSES AND OFFICERS IN HIS CAREER. WE WILL ALL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON!


Give it up already. Forget the academy. You really need to leave your basement apt and get some fresh air. You probably have carpal tunnel by now.

10/16/2008 09:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
THE TRAINING ACADEMY NEVER NEEDED AN ADS SPOT ESPECIALLY TOBIAS HE NEVER DESERVED IT AND SCREWED OVER MANY DIFFERENT BOSSES AND OFFICERS IN HIS CAREER. WE WILL ALL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH BECAUSE YOU ARE AN EVIL PERSON!


Give it up already. Forget the academy. You really need to leave your basement apt and get some fresh air. You probably have carpal tunnel by now.

10/16/2008 09:01:00 PM

Hi Matt how are you buddy?

10/16/2008 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

"...reorganize 023 with paper mache and lace..."

I can help. I used to love that stuff in high school.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

10/17/2008 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous esther cobenbob said...

Anonymous said...
Looney Rooney says;
Did you ever wonder why people in high command positions on this job always have their noses in the air like there smelling roses from a long distance......

That is so you can see their filthy, dried and crusty boogers in their nose.
Yeah! The appearance that commands respect.

10/17/2008 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT; Does anyone have any infomation on the new range instructor (DM)? Some of us on the range cannot get this one, he was a transfer from IAD. No one down here can figure this out. DO we know if he was a paper pusher,in general investigations, special or confidentcials?

Any information would be great.

10/19/2008 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT; Does anyone have any infomation on the new range instructor (DM)? Some of us on the range cannot get this one, he was a transfer from IAD. No one down here can figure this out. DO we know if he was a paper pusher,in general investigations, special or confidentcials?

Any information would be great.

If he was IAD he can't be trusted, period.

10/19/2008 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To those poor souls in 015 who got M.L. burdened upon them.

Yes, he has time on - yes, he will ride on every 'hot' job he hears. Beyond that, you're on your own.

He is a complete ASS and an utter joke as an FTO. He teaches his recruits nothing of any use. He does all the paperwork himself, not having the patience to allow a PPO muddle thru it (that's part of the job M!)

He's a knowitall jackass. The ringleader of Club Gibbons. Taught all the young party bucks in 025 how to fuck with the system all for his own enjoyment. Loves to hear himself on the air too...

He won't 'hurt' you while you're supposedly being trained by him, but don't expect to learn anything other than him on his cell all night making plans for after work.

And no, before someone posts it - I'm NOT a white shirt that he fucked with and got himself a hefty suspension for. He shouldn't be an FTO.

Just ignore him, he'll appear, then disappear on your jobs just as quickly.

10/20/2008 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mayor Daley sez...

unghhh!
*fart*
*ker-splash*

now dere's a massive realignment right dere an' dat's what you coppers are gonna get an' ya gonna enjoy it. now were's jody... he's always here to say how it smells like roses.

10/20/2008 11:59:00 PM  

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