Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Nebraska's Bright Idea

Actually, much of Nebraska views this as a flaw, but we're not so sure:
  • A Michigan mother drove roughly 12 hours to Omaha, so she could abandon her 13-year-old son at a hospital under the state's unique safe-haven law, Nebraska officials said Monday.

    The boy from the Detroit area is the second teenager from outside Nebraska and 18th child overall abandoned in the state since the law took effect in July.

  • Nebraska's safe-haven law is unlike similar laws in that it allows anyone, not just a parent, to drop off a child, of any age, at any state-licensed hospital without fear of prosecution for abandonment. The law doesn't absolve anyone of other charges like abuse or neglect.
Any age? Any concerned person and it doesn't have to be a parent? J-Fed is someone's child, right? And Bea? And most of the brass? And a few thousand citizens? Does anyone think they could find their way back from Nebraska?

We know a guy with a truck.



Blogger Henry Bowman said...

One truck is not going to be enough.......

God Save the CPD..........

Retired in 2003

10/15/2008 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.......NO SHIT?

10/15/2008 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It'd have to be a very BIG truck, SCC.

10/15/2008 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Could we drop off Daley and J-Fraud?

10/15/2008 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I have to say is that I am shelling out $800 for each of my child's immunization sets, three total btw, out of pocket because altho I am a City of Chicago employee I am one of the millions of UNDER-INSURED ****WORKING*** Americans.

Fuck Nebraska!

Fuck shithead parents!

Fuck you for abandoning your child!!!!

10/15/2008 02:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll do it. And tell J-Fraud that, as soon as we cross into Davenport I'm popping open an Olde English 800 and lighting up a Gurkha.

What's he going to do, arrest me for violating an open-container law?

10/15/2008 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Keesing Bandit says---

Don't even try to drop me off in Omaha.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

10/15/2008 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I abandon Shortshanks and say that he needs more mental health care than I can provide? He suffers from delusions of grandeur, a severe Napoleon complex and a strange stuttering habit in which he repeats words or phrases like "silly" or "kuckoo."

I believe that he is a danger to himself and millions of citizens of Chicago.

10/15/2008 06:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would mean these sub humans would have to HAD a mother.

Convinced they were hatched from an egg.

10/15/2008 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GREAT NEWS!!!!! Now when one of these worthless POS parents ask how they can get rid of their kids because they don't want to put up with them (3 minutes of joy and 18 yrs. of hell), I'm telling them about good old Nebraska.

10/15/2008 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are about a dozen lockup regulars I would love to drop off in Nebraska.

They would spend the first week trying to figure out how to say Nebraska... another week to remember their names... another week to spell it... another week to "gets their drank on"... another week... etc...

10/15/2008 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meet me at 62nd and Rockwell at 2:00AM Lets load that truck up!!!

10/15/2008 11:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

J-Fed and Bea would be right at home in the back of the truck as Chicago has the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy so they won't be confused as being illegal and possibly deported.

10/15/2008 02:00:00 PM  
Anonymous BILLY COSBY said...

Hey rev Meeks start the buses. Get all the childrens out of the ghetto and to a safe haven called Nebraska. See you when you thaw out.LOL

10/15/2008 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Tommy Boy said...

Fat guy in a little jacket.

10/15/2008 02:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10/15/2008 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check out where the Dept of Health Care Van is and get your kids innoculated for free.

10/15/2008 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... age limit? So that means I could leave MYSELF on the doorstep and they'd HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME! No shitheads, no ghetto, no RAPs, no backlogs, no Daley, no Weis, no media, no IPRA, no baby-mama drama.

How close do Depends look like Huggies???

10/15/2008 04:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said... age limit? So that means I could leave MYSELF on the doorstep and they'd HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME! No shitheads, no ghetto, no RAPs, no backlogs, no Daley, no Weis, no media, no IPRA, no baby-mama drama.

How close do Depends look like Huggies???

10/15/2008 04:27:00 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahha! thanks for the laugh.

10/15/2008 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL.. Oh that so funny!
I got a nice long list for you..
and will pay for gas!

10/15/2008 07:43:00 PM  
Blogger Elm Creek Smith said...

I have a 30 year old still living in my house. I could get her up there in less than six hours! Maybe my brother would like to ride along...

I'm sure I could find my own way home.


10/15/2008 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao! Where do we start?
My uncle has an old school bus,, where do you want it?

10/15/2008 09:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, unfit parents do this all the time in Illinois at the Juvenile Court...we call it lock outs. The parents claim the kids are stealing or setting fires and just dump the kids off at Juvy Court at 4:00 pm. Many of these parents are not prosecuted because there is always some Reverend or Preacher to say that these "parents did everything." Or how about the coke whore mother who has her nine kids taken from her by DCFS and never returns to the court to try and get them back. Every hear of "Gas and Go?" We call it "F--- and Go."

10/15/2008 10:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much you wanna bet that law is going to be revised real soon. Dipshit politicians are not only in Il, but in Neb, too.

10/15/2008 10:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I'll just pin a tag on her coat and put kid on a bus to Omaha.

10/17/2008 09:26:00 AM  

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