Monday, October 27, 2008

NOT Daylight Savings

It used to be "fall back" yesterday. It isn't anymore.

But it's a built in excuse to show up an hour early for work today.

Think of all the parking tickets you could write with Missy.

Open post in the meantime.

UPDATE: What a fantastic I.T. section we have! Large numbers of computers must have missed the technology upgrades and think the clocks changed. So according to certain printed reports, you may have arrested a suspect before the crime took place.

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31 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Parkers?!

On the West Side!?

SCC, it's so cold out that my pen froze!

Turn up the heat & plug in the DVD player!

10/27/2008 12:03:00 AM  
Anonymous SRT said...

Cutting edge PDTS and computers down at the cutting edge state of the art star wars like dispatch/911center all say daylight savings started this weekend. I mean cmon if you cant trust the city's technology who can u trust??

"roles back clocks in house"

10/27/2008 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello SCC,
Could you please post this information for CPD family and friends.
On Sunday, 02-NOV-2008 from 5pm til 10pm the Michael P. Gordon Memorial Foundation (deceased CPD member) will present the 4th Annual True Blue Awards at the Park Place of Countryside, 6200 Joliet Road, Countryside, IL. The cost per ticket is $50.00 which includes food, beverage(s) and entertainment. There will also be raffle prizes, silent auction, a live band (Maggie Speaks), The Pipes and Drums of the CPD Emerald Society and Free Parking. This is a great event for a fantastic cause. Many CPD officers will be awarded for their outstanding service! For tickets email: mpgfund@comcast.net or call: 630-660-7643. Additional information about Officer Michael P. Gordon and the memorial foundation can be located at: michaelpgordon.com
THANKS!

10/27/2008 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goody, an extra hour next weekend for all the Halloween parties? Will Jody be wearing a costume?

10/27/2008 01:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Mr. Missy said...

"Think of all the parking tickets you cold write with Missy."

dude, totally uncalled for and classless

10/27/2008 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous po foster brooks said...

(hickup) had a few too many 2nite.
Was drinking with mauer and trying to mooch an airport job, I just refuze to get on my kneez...
Now do I pass-out backwords, or fall to the front(where matt rat-
drigski is suppose to be)?

10/27/2008 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous MISSY, PARKING TICKET GURU. said...

Hi People, Missy here again.

You are sure swell Mister./Mrs. SCC. Our beloved mayor will hear about you promoting a parking ticket blitz.

Good news people !!! I talked to my uncle Tom Byrne (rtd) today. Wow-WoW-WoW, the commander of the 018 district heard about me being the parking ticket guru of 001 district.

The commander of 018, with Uncle Tom's consent detailed me to 018 district TODAY. I will be working the Michigan Ave foot detail, I told the very nice 018 commander I can write 800 parkers a day. This sweet man told me that all the people he has on foot on North Michigan ave are "Total Slugs" and they just eat-eat-eat & shop-shop-shop. He told me he is lucky to get 7 parkers from 10 people, or "Slugs" as he calls them on a good day.

I am so-so happy people, it is a step away from me being promoted Sgt. very-very soon !!!!

People, I was breed in Glencoe, like my lawyer husband Ira and never heard the word "Slug". What does it mean people ? I guess the commander 018 is making a funny...No !

Remember people, park right and feed the meders or I will stick a parker on you all. That is what we get paid for people. Grow up and stop playing "Cowboys & Indians".

Stay safe people,
Missy--o18 District
(The one and only parking ticket Guru)

P.S. SCC ...you are swell, if me and Ira were not married, I would hurt for you..all 160 pounds of me.

10/27/2008 03:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am aggravated, frustrated, pissed off, and sick of this job, and I'm stuck...too much time to walk away now, not enough to pull the plug. Thank you for letting me vent. I'm having a bad week. Detroit sucks.

10/27/2008 03:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What happene at the John Hancock Center last week?

It was a magnificant display of cluelessness by the fire department that had building management later apologizing to all the corporate tenants after they announced a fire in the building but then did not get back to all the tenants to tell them to evacuate or stay in the building.

After that announcement some left the building fearing a major disaster like the WTC and others stayed around their desks. (Wrong move in my opinion.)

A fire in a residence was what happened but no one got back on the PA system to let people know it was contained or if they should evacuate.

Great job CFD. I feel a lot safer the CFD is on the job -- NOT.

Abd yes I agree with many on this BLOG - both the CPD AND the CFD are clueless and in an emergency (huge building fire or civil unrest) don't count on the CFD OR THE CPD for protection.

That is an embarassment to those of you that have always taken your jobs seriously and go to work to serve and protect. It is too bad that your ranks have swollen with incompetent clowns who are an embarassment to the uniform.

What is even more shocking are the clowns in leadership position. Well it stands to reason I guess, this was the city of Bozo'z Circus.

10/27/2008 07:04:00 AM  
Anonymous "a proud eagle" said...

While it may be satire, I'm disgusted because there are assholes like "Missy" out there.

These non-police should surrender their stars and weapons and hire on as meter maids. They are a disgrace to "Chicago's Finest".

THE EAGLE DOES NOT HUNT FLIES!

10/27/2008 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SRT said...
Cutting edge PDTS and computers down at the cutting edge state of the art star wars like dispatch/911center all say daylight savings started this weekend. I mean cmon if you cant trust the city's technology who can u trust??

"roles back clocks in house"

10/27/2008 12:41:00 AM
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Which would be fine if daylight savings time actually started this weekend........

10/27/2008 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"dude, totally uncalled for and classless

10/27/2008 01:45:00 AM"


Dude, you need to rethink your definition of classy.

10/27/2008 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"P.S. SCC ...you are swell, if me and Ira were not married, I would hurt for you..all 160 pounds of me.

10/27/2008 03:15:00 AM"


That would be more like SCC hurting, hurting real bad.

10/27/2008 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ANOTHER example of this FUCKING JOKE of a department making an ass out of itself!!! Why is is small suburb departments with no crime have all the gadgets, all the equipment and all the training in the world but our SHIT ASS JOKE of a departmen doesnt have a pot to piss in? This place sucks ass FUCK YOU CPD!!

10/27/2008 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10/27/2008 01:01:00 AM

Jody does wear a costume. Its blue and white with four stars on his shoulders and a gold one on his chest.

10/27/2008 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happened in 005! No automated reports because the almighty computer was telling you it was impossible for you to document a crime "in the future"! LoL!

10/27/2008 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anonymous said...
I am aggravated, frustrated, pissed off, and sick of this job, and I'm stuck...too much time to walk away now, not enough to pull the plug. Thank you for letting me vent. I'm having a bad week. Detroit sucks.

10/27/2008 03:31:00 AM


Aha!, you sound like the average Chicago copper with around 12 years on.

10/27/2008 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jody already has his costume for next week. He's gonna pretend to be a policeman.

10/27/2008 11:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The computer on the desk is so screw that when I'm trying to do an AIRA report I have to make the time "R/O" arrived in the future.

And then the Area detective wanted me to fax them a copy of the report. I couldn't figure out how to print it.

But if it's all automated why can't I send her an email w/ the report attached?

10/27/2008 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

po foster brooks said...
(hickup) had a few too many 2nite.
Was drinking with mauer and trying to mooch an airport job, I just refuze to get on my kneez...
Now do I pass-out backwords, or fall to the front(where matt rat-
drigski is suppose to be)?

10/27/2008 01:58:00 AM

Hope you still have it after doa police are removed from midway asap! They were given the option to retire, possible go to o'hare or be put into another city job with same pay! Another city job, since maurer made sure they could not carry a gun they could write tickets for parking! Great job maurer how about maurer you retire now?

10/27/2008 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Goody, an extra hour next weekend for all the Halloween parties? Will Jody be wearing a costume?

10/27/2008 01:01:00 AM
________________________
He already wears one of those stretchy, creepy looking rubber masks all year around. Why would he put anything else on for Halloween?

10/27/2008 01:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is Missy? Is she cute?

10/27/2008 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous I Work 99 said...

Arresting an offender before the crime takes place ... that's pro-active poe-leecin!

10/27/2008 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To all you guys crying about manpower, relax; 200 hires next year = 8 ppos a district which = 2.6 ppos a watch for the year!!! THAT IS ALL.

10/27/2008 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Think of all the parking tickets you cold write with Missy."

dude, totally uncalled for and classless

10/27/2008 01:45:00 AM

You know what's uncalled for? Using the word "dude." Stop it. You sound like you're ten years old.

10/27/2008 05:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Who is Missy? Is she cute?

10/27/2008 04:23:00 PM"


Maybe.

If you like the Miss Piggy look.

10/27/2008 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And then the Area detective wanted me to fax them a copy of the report. I couldn't figure out how to print it.

But if it's all automated why can't I send her an email w/ the report attached?

10/27/2008 11:42:00 AM
Once an AIRA report is approved it is available to all in CHRIS.

Have a Sgt approve it and then tell the Detective to print it themselves from CHRIS. You can print it and then fax it if the detective can't figure it out.

E-mail???? Sounds good unless it's your personal info being forwarded all over the internet.

10/27/2008 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So according to certain printed reports, you may have arrested a suspect before the crime took place.
---

Do I get a crime reduction ribbon for that?

10/27/2008 08:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello SCC,
Could you please post this information for CPD family and friends.
On Sunday, 02-NOV-2008 from 5pm til 10pm the Michael P. Gordon Memorial Foundation (deceased CPD member) will present the 4th Annual True Blue Awards at the Park Place of Countryside, 6200 Joliet Road, Countryside, IL. The cost per ticket is $50.00 which includes food, beverage(s) and entertainment. There will also be raffle prizes, silent auction, a live band (Maggie Speaks), The Pipes and Drums of the CPD Emerald Society and Free Parking. This is a great event for a fantastic cause. Many CPD officers will be awarded for their outstanding service! For tickets email: mpgfund@comcast.net or call: 630-660-7643. Additional information about Officer Michael P. Gordon and the memorial foundation can be located at: michaelpgordon.com
THANKS!
***************************************************
We hear Mike Lappe will be presented an award for his leadership towards his fellow officers.
Way to go Mike, you show it everyday.
A Fan of Yours

10/27/2008 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Think of all the parking tickets you cold write with Missy."

dude, totally uncalled for and classless

10/27/2008 01:45:00 AM

You know what's uncalled for? Using the word "dude." Stop it. You sound like you're ten years old.

10/27/2008 05:06:00 PM

..............

whatever dude.

10/27/2008 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope you still have it after doa police are removed from midway asap! They were given the option to retire, possible go to o'hare or be put into another city job with same pay! Another city job, since maurer made sure they could not carry a gun they could write tickets for parking! Great job maurer how about maurer you retire now?

Maurer has been trying to get them armed since he took over, guess who doesn't want it, you guessed it, our beloved Mayor...

10/28/2008 11:06:00 AM  

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