Monday, November 17, 2008

Hey Look! A Clue!

We always liked watching Blue's Clues with the rug rats. Silly little nonsense with an obvious blue paw print on various items to enable a four-year-old to connect three "clues" and solve a puzzle. Hey! Let's play Blue's Clues here today! It'll be fun!! C'mon!!!
  1. Chicago Police Supt. Jody Weis said Saturday he's developing a program to have his officers provide security for President-elect Barack Obama only on their days off.

    "There will be no officers taken out of districts; there will be no officers taken out of investigative services," Weis said, speaking at a South Side community policing event Saturday.
    Oh SCC!!! A Clue! A Clue!

  2. Superintendent Jody Weis says despite the latest murders, Chicago is on pace to have the fifth lowest homicide rate in the last 43 years.

    SCC!!! Another Clue! Another Clue! And some really good spin in describing a 20% increase in homicides over the course of a year. Wow!

  3. Six Chicago Police officers were seriously injured in an accident late Saturday on the West Side.

    Two squad cars crashed into each other near South Central Park Avenue and West Roosevelt Road

    SCC? Is this another Clue? We aren't sure.
Why, yes it is boys and girls. Because those officers injured (and we wish each and every one of them a speedy recovery) were members of the 013th District. Last time we checked, the 013th District was about 2 miles from the location of the crash. So let's review:
  1. Amending a detail so no one is taken out of Districts or Detective Areas;
  2. Spinning political excuses for a 20% increase in homicides;
  3. 013 District officers injured in 011.
What do all these Clues add up to? Robbing Peter to pay Paul in terms of deployments? Covering politically connected asses to keep jobs? Taking entire teams away from taxpaying citizens to cover an escalating gang war? Maybe a MANPOWER SHORTAGE??? We just figured out Blue's Clues!

How much more freaking obvious do we have to make it to the public, the media, anyone with half a brain that whatever numbers the City is feeding them are pretty much a lie?

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52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job as usual SCC! Exposing the truth! The clues are all there, even ray charles could figure it out WE ARE SHORT MANPOWERWE HAVE JUNK CARS but with gps (another daley connected the envelope please contractor), WTF! On and on it goes as soon as his time is over j-fed will fly out with his cool million in the suitcase laughing all the way!

11/17/2008 12:28:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I have always liked Blues Clues. However, in this case, our dear superintendent likes to keep us blue shirts clueless.

Now, kees me you fool!!!

11/17/2008 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous DAve said...

SCC you are a national treasure... a national treasure.
I can't believe the crazy crap you talk about putting up with (except I know it's true but I just figured you should start your week with a shout out from smoky and capital K Kalifornia.
Have a great week guys-

11/17/2008 12:38:00 AM  
Blogger Henry Bowman said...

Oh No...........

The Department Lied......

The City Lied...........

The Pols Lied...........



My Ideals Are Destroyed?????????




I Thought It Was All LEGIT......




Retired in 2003.....

11/17/2008 12:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was great! I think you need to give more than 3 clues to the media before they would possibly write something King richie might not like. Heck, the king could raise taxes on trucks carrying paper loads or continue the Obama trend, taxing the media to setup their cameras or actually write tickets on their crews when parked illegaly. Who would stop him.

11/17/2008 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So THAT'S what SCC looks like! Where did you get that swell green striped shirt, SCC?

11/17/2008 02:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear scc two things

1) love the blues clues nice touch.

2) can we explain the difference between: there, they're and their
to your readers 'cause they just don't seem to "get" 3rd grade grammar.

a) there = at, in or to that place
b) they're =they are
c) their = of them / theirs belong to them.

that is all thank you.

11/17/2008 04:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

at 0115hrs the two officers from 008 assigned to the Obama house detail were sent back to 008 and told the detail was cancelled. It appears, at least 1st and 3rd w., the academy personnel is taking over, yet to see 2nd watch's fate

11/17/2008 04:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite the numbers (homicides). This man is desperate to deny the high rate of homicides. Murder is murder unless the feds have a new definition. I wonder who really is in charge? How can we ignore the numbers?

11/17/2008 05:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you finally created the perfect thread. Congrats.

11/17/2008 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 things. the media in this town isnt on our side and kisses don vito shortshanks ring finger. exposing the truth is a tricky matter. most people are like parrots...they can only repeat what they hear..some live in denial and just wont budge. some are ashamed of the truth and hide it like their crazy relative that shows up at family functions.

11/17/2008 07:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, this is FUN for the whole family!

11/17/2008 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

usm g/021 apparently if you're an '06' car, you're assigned to obama

11/17/2008 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/17/2008 12:44:00 AM

Look out kid, they keep it all hid---Bob Dylan

11/17/2008 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

jody you are a retard...From Cooter

11/17/2008 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Area 2 Detective Division is on a soon to be spiral spin.

11/17/2008 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

013 doesn't need their tac and gang teams there is not as much crime there as there is in 011. I'm glad I don't live in 013.

11/17/2008 09:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would the media be on our side? They all live in the suburbs and not in Crook County.

11/17/2008 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Racing around like fools on bogus cell phone calls. Ghetto momma always throws in the "has a gun" to get you there quicker. And the copper always bites. Have you ever seen the "10 men on the corner waving guns"? Or the guys passing the gun around like a hot potato?

11/17/2008 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Complete media black out on election night for south and west sides.

Complete media blackout for anything to do with Police shortages or new hiries.

Complete media blackout on accurate crime and murder rate.

This is what happens when you have a Federal Consent Decree taking over your Department.

11/17/2008 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(OT Maybe Blues Clues could follow this saga! Kudos to SCC for letting the Blue shirts have a say! Thanks also to the inventor of the wireless satellite computer system this way we can blog anywhere even at work on our own computers! Will the hijinks ever stop? Looks like the submarine from the “Poseidon adventure” is sinking fast! Why so many leaks? Again the princess of The airport has proven she has no clue how to keep things quiet! What now you may ask? She has taken care of another “pet” who was allowed to change his watch pick slip after a call from former C.O. so the kid could stay on 3rd watch even though he clearly picked 1st watch, same thing she did for another officer who picked 1st watch but allowed another change to 2nd watch, but yet a hard working African American officer who wanted 3rd watch and “filled out bid wrong”, was never given the chance to change it as he was not a “favorite.” The carnage continues as the clueless C.O. rambles on! At least when Moran was at the airport, or Jimmy Carroll they knew how to be true leaders and get respect from the officers the c.o. now is like Rodney Dangerfield “I get no respect,” sorry boss your sneaky ways are out in the “sunshine”! You have shown what you’re made of by the violations of rights guaranteed by the contract and the constitution with the way you treat another veteran officer who is chained like a slave to the desk, never being allowed to even leave the office for lunch or a break, and this officer is our unit rep, anti-union attitude maam? A general needs the respect of the troops to go forward, and sorry you have not earned any! Maybe you should put in for a transfer, it would be the proper thing to do, and we could “help you” get somewhere more appropriate for your lack of talent! The total manipulation that you have demonstrated since your reign of terror has shown just how much you achieved in trying to ruin a unit! When will the lies and backdoor attitude stop? You have dumped 1 assigned officer and a bid Sgt, who tried to rebid and you stopped it, another potential problem for this beleaguer unit/dept. Is anyone at the top looking into this before heads roll when the story is published? Hello deputy Sodini, Hello first deputy Jackson is anyone answering the call?

11/17/2008 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
at 0115hrs the two officers from 008 assigned to the Obama house detail were sent back to 008 and told the detail was cancelled. It appears, at least 1st and 3rd w., the academy personnel is taking over, yet to see 2nd watch's fate

11/17/2008 04:57:00 AM

Was that beat 811 taken off the beat as usual?

11/17/2008 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boy o Boy what a beautiful day! I just woke up and am reading my morning paper and drinking my coffee. I am now on the park car and what a easy job! All I do is drive around to all the parks in these yuppie neighborhoods and I don't even have to respond to calls. I recommend it to anyone who needs a break from the hustle and bustle of this job. Everyone leaves me alone and I love it.

PARK-CAR AND LOVIN IT.......

11/17/2008 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC- I hope you are recieving a check as a stringer to all the media outlets in this city.

Here is how things work in Chicago.
1) Media trolls SCC
2) Media reports things on SCC
3) SCC get zero credit for story

11/17/2008 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

WHY WOULD J-FED (CRO-MAGNUM) PICK THE LAST 43 YEAR TO AVERAGE OUT THE HOMO-SIDE RATE?

ALL THE WAY BACK TO 1965!

WHY NOT 71 OR 85 OR 90!

I WAS CHIT CHATTING WITH AN ASA AT A FUNDRAISER WHO RELATED THAT FELONY REVIEW IS NOT AS BUSY AS IT USED TO B.
AND AT THE SAME FUND RAISER 1 OF THE GREAT AREA 2 DICKS LAUGHED AND SAID
OFFICERS R NOT TRYING FOR FELONIES ANYMORE BECAUSE ITS TO MUCH TROUBLE.

I LAUGHED AND SAID THIS IS THE FUTURE DRINK AND BE HAPPY

11/17/2008 12:20:00 PM  
Blogger Westcide Dog said...

I even broke out my official Blues Clues Note pad and Giant Pencil! I think I might just send mine off to Frank or Fran so they use it!

11/17/2008 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Using J-Fraud's logic, next, he will take credit for so few Indian attacks since the Ft. Dearborn massacre. What a dolt!

11/17/2008 12:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The Box Chevy Phantom" says...

speaking of clues... what are the rumblings we hear about a super secret exempt meeting within the last couple of weeks? the city is burning. the running dog rev'runs, their congregants & confederates, that stuttering offspring of mr. ned & w.c. fields; along with j-fart, screaming bee & the 50 alder-hoes have obtained the police department they so long yearned for. the day of the aggressive, proactive Chicago Police is done but now they want w/c's and field supervisors to "go after" p.o's who don't hit that clear as mud ever changing & arbitrary marker labeled "sufficient activity?"

i guess the current crop of civilian/fed/10 yoj exempts running this department haven't learned from the past yet... pressure and threats don't work but it would seem they're desperate to deflect the current state of the Department/city onto the blueshirts... the very ones who can save this city or let it destroy itself. we've said time and again, it ain't the blue shirts that are what's wrong with this job but the one's pointed earlier in this post.

they're scared... dwarf, j-fart & screaming bee are scared... the cages are open and the animals are rampant but they want the world to think the police are the problem. STOP with the arbitrary bullshit & DIRECTLY ADDRESS the root of the problem(s)... that would take courage, character and leadership from the front... they have none of these qualities but yeah, Stop & Go Missions (whatever the fuck those policy idiots conjured up), more movers & more parkers will solve the crime problem along with the ever increasing number of contract violations & issued/rescinded orders etc, ad nauseam...
...as an 82nd Division paratrooper is credited for saying during the Battle of The Bulge, "...they got us surrounded, poor bastards."

... hang on, daley, weis, cuello and the current exempts time for self congratulation will have to come to an end at some point and they will no longer revel in disrespecting the very ones they owe their existance to...

11/17/2008 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With 013 dist. officers in 011 this might be the reason the district with the biggest increase in crime is 013. 14% spike in crime this year. Channel 7 news just did a specail last week on the top 2 districts 023 came in #2 with 13% spike. Channel 007 you now have your answer on way the crime is up in 013.

11/17/2008 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous HassanBinSober said...

Wow, available officers answering a high priority call 2 miles (4 minutes) from their district. Some kind of radical management innovation there!

11/17/2008 02:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are our investigative reporters?
How about a Freedom of information request for police payroll and time sheets.
Why does every district have 30-40 Detailed OUT of district all the time?
Where do you think EVERY secretary and Special Unit originally came from?? Blue shirt patrol!
SOMEONE MAKE THE REQUEST AND COME UP WITH THE REAL POLICE DEPT. MANPOWER. CITIZENS WOULD BE ASTOUNDED!

11/17/2008 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Interesting site:



http://www.civicfootprint.org/



Pay particular attention to the function identifying circuit judges.

11/17/2008 04:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite the numbers (homicides). This man is desperate to deny the high rate of homicides. Murder is murder unless the feds have a new definition. I wonder who really is in charge? How can we ignore the numbers?

When it is all said and done in three years he will say that he was hired to stop the scandals, and he will allude to the number of cops he had fired and federally indicted. If you wanted to stop the homicides a POLICE OFFICER should have been hired. His job will done and he will move on to another hatchet job somewhere.

11/17/2008 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, God. I couldn't stop laughing at that comment about the fifth lowest homicide rate in forty-three years. How about stretching it back a couple of hundred years? That Ft. Dearborn massacre thing wiped out the whole city at the time. It's not that bad yet, right?

11/17/2008 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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S hort shanks

11/17/2008 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Retired 2003:

didn't you for one??

THE MEDIA (ao's for short)

11/17/2008 05:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im on the medical but whats with this OPERATION STOP?

I was talking to a buddy who said the new misson is to pull over cars with TRP's that have gang bangers driving them?

Im sorry I am not as educated as the youngins on this job but isnt that profiling? What happends when a gang banger with a quarter of a brain beefs. The city will wash its hands of you of course?

1st and 16th anything more and you get what you ask for!

11/17/2008 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it wasn't for grape pop and flaming hot cheetos our homicide rate would be 4x what it is now. Is their any stats on agg battery? I'll bet that's up 20% or more just like the homicide rate is in Shitcago..

11/17/2008 05:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 things. the media in this town isnt on our side and kisses don vito shortshanks ring finger. exposing the truth is a tricky matter. most people are like parrots...they can only repeat what they hear..some live in denial and just wont budge. some are ashamed of the truth and hide it like their crazy relative that shows up at family functions.

11/17/2008 07:25:00 AM

You are RIGHT ON !!!!! A lot of people here live in the state of Denial..not the state of Illinois

11/17/2008 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I use the Mopod on my stop and go mission?

11/17/2008 07:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
at 0115hrs the two officers from 008 assigned to the Obama house detail were sent back to 008 and told the detail was cancelled. It appears, at least 1st and 3rd w., the academy personnel is taking over, yet to see 2nd watch's fate

11/17/2008 04:57:00 AM

Was that beat 811 taken off the beat as usual?

11/17/2008 10:15:00 AM

---------------------------------
no, bt 858 which covers beats 811 812 and 813

11/17/2008 07:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey how about this, who gives a shit about the Murder rate going up, have you ever looked at the sheets of 99% of the victims? It's a good thing, but not politically correct to say so. Now, if we could just get the clearance rate up, to put the other half of the equation in jail, things would be rosy!!!!!!

11/17/2008 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, Jody's reasoning kinda makes sense!

With recalling the homicide rates of the last 43 years he's making it apparent that if we don't remember our history we're bound to repeat it.

Well boys & girls, Chalkie is making sure we not only repeat our history of being the murder capitol, but that we stay on TOP year after year! Hell even the cold weather won't slow Chalkie down!

USA!
USA!
USA!

11/17/2008 09:55:00 PM  
Anonymous jealous phatboy said...

The total manipulation that you have demonstrated since your reign of terror has shown just how much you achieved in trying to ruin a unit! When will the lies and backdoor attitude stop? You have dumped 1 assigned officer and a bid Sgt, who tried to rebid and you stopped it, another potential problem for this beleaguered unit/dept. Is anyone at the top looking into this before heads roll when the story is published? Hello deputy Sodini, mike sheilds, Hello first deputy Jackson is anyone answering the call?

11/17/2008 10:14:00 AM

JP, hurry, before your emaciated sunburned princess casts a pall on our Department (again)

11/17/2008 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If it wasn't for grape pop and flaming hot cheetos our homicide rate would be 4x what it is now. Is their any stats on agg battery? I'll bet that's up 20% or more just like the homicide rate is in Shitcago.."

Lets not forget to give credit to the wonderful boys and girls working the CFD ambulances. Their efforts help prevent the loss of needless life, as do the talented docs at the trauma centers.

Just one quick question for the hospitals: When a shot gangbanger comes in and gets treated for gsw, what kind of co-pay is he looking at?

Oh, yeah, I forgot: NOTHING....like everything else in his life....

11/17/2008 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JFED watches this show everyday in an attempt to figure out why morale is so low. He really is without a clue!!!! But Da Mayo is even more clueless he watches this show also and will tape it if he misses it!!!!

11/17/2008 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just think,when the shit hius chicago like NeyYork will we be ready under J-Fed..NOT

11/18/2008 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11/17/2008 10:14:00 AM

We are with you! Brotherhood of the struggle! With Obama as the President we can finally proclaim "free at last, free at last"! We are all sticking together finally, as minorities we will "rise up," and show what is being done to oppress us! Why does this woman only work a 4 hour day, then she is "out in the field"! What field? The airport has no field, unless an airfield! her motto is "anything for a gold star"! Is the commander or lack of one doing anything, or is he intimidated? The old commander James Carroll would tell the Lt the way it was to be done, but now why the silence? She got away with chaining (JJ) to the desk, but she never looked in the mirror and found out that (JJ) will not take it, and that he has our support completely, How else can you explain his overwelming win for fop rep? I have talked to the commissioner and she is not happy but is waiting for her to be moved soon! With our President in front we will overcome! Stragely in a tweist we are being supported by our caucasion Brothers and sisters we are united!!

11/18/2008 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JP, hurry, before your emaciated sunburned princess casts a pall on our Department (again)

11/17/2008 10:17:00 PM

where did she do this before? 009? 008? was she ever the "POLICE?"

11/18/2008 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, you didn't even have to sit in your thinking chair.

11/18/2008 12:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area Two.....wow, used to be a good place to work. but then along came Jones.....Lt James Jones that is.

11/18/2008 02:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
JP, hurry, before your emaciated sunburned princess casts a pall on our Department (again)

11/17/2008 10:17:00 PM

where did she do this before? 009? 008? was she ever the "POLICE?"

11/18/2008 12:37:00 PM

2nd district and 023rd (what a rag)

11/19/2008 02:15:00 AM  

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