Monday, January 26, 2009

Missing Office Equipment?

And since we're on the subject of Station security, anyone heard about missing equipment from the area of 3510 S. Michigan? Expensive equipment? Sensitive equipment?

Equipment from the fifth floor offices of a certain investigative arm of the Department?

We're just wondering if someone is trying to yank our chain or actually give us a heads up.

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45 Comments:

Anonymous SRT said...

This is absolutely true SSC. The equipment is from the 5th floor and is suppose to be very sensitive.
So whoever finds Jfeds balls please contact 9/11 ASAP. They where last seen in a jar on Daley's desk.

1/26/2009 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scc, you hit the nail on the head.... Stand up roll calls and a dose of big bird!

The cure all.

We are fucked.

Signed,

Suddenly not so embarrassed to admit I work in 009.

1/26/2009 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anything is possible at this point on the CPD. The department is in the worst shape it has ever been in. Wait until there is only 50% manpower left on the watches, the bosses might realize things are FUBAR.

1/26/2009 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They stole Big Birds pens. Now if he is caught with one pen he will get written up.

1/26/2009 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, give us all the 'heads up' - what is 'thought' to be missing?????

1/26/2009 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When Seiser throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back

1/26/2009 06:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There were several computors taken from the 911 center last month. Don't know what kind of info is on them though. Being Obama's home town though puts us high on the terrorist's target list. I hope the Fed's are taking this seriously.

1/26/2009 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There will come a point when the police department will be so broken that it will be next to impossible to fix.

1/26/2009 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They stole Big Birds pens. Now if he is caught with one pen he will get written up.

1/26/2009 01:27:00 AM

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Having two black pens is a myth, look at the order. All you need is a black pen.

1/26/2009 07:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a "Rat" lost his tale

1/26/2009 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE 142 GUNS MISSING FROM AN EVIDENCE LOCKER MENTIONED ON CHICAGO BREAKING NEWS .COM IN COMMENTS SECTION.

1/26/2009 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two DHS laptops from the Fusion center went missing and they were cleared for transmission of confidential messages. They had information on them for all the homicides for the past two years to include arrestee and investigating member info.

1/26/2009 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just an interested civi asking a question...Who is this Big Bird that you all keep refering to?

Thins are in bad shape right now with your dept., you are all lbetter than this, stay safe and keep each other covered.

1/26/2009 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont know about headquaters but from looking around the district about 30% of police manpower is missing and I haven't seen a real desk Sgt in weeks.

1/26/2009 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5th Floor HQ security is a joke. You have to wave your ID by the door or have the Ops Command jag buzz you in....BUT....you can climb the stairs and enter the 5th floor without being challenged. Sure the door buzzes when opened but no one cares.

1/26/2009 02:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like theft,all the coppers at 35th need to be dumped like sos. They all sould pay.they all are responsible.and they should be put on the bis program with a medical exam and then sid davis should come down to 35th and do nothing for them.then send out a paper to sign after 2yrs.right cooter

1/26/2009 02:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you say missing lap top with the name/address/dob/soc-sec/employee# etc etc of every police officer on this job.

1/26/2009 04:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Advance Uniforms on Roosevelt Road sold the kid his uniform. Will IAD do anything about this?

1/26/2009 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"There will come a point when the police department will be so broken that it will be next to impossible to fix."

Too late, were already there.

1/26/2009 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

laptops had ever piece of information ever it was taken from the Enterprise and capt kirk is pissed....

beem me up jodi

1/26/2009 06:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Advance Uniforms on Roosevelt Road sold the kid his uniform. Will IAD do anything about this?


_______________________________

what can they do ?

1/26/2009 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Advance Uniforms on Roosevelt Road sold the kid his uniform. Will IAD do anything about this?

signed Kales

1/26/2009 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who okays these uniforms sale stores and who regulates them??

1/26/2009 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Area 51, Nevada said...

It's "yellow cake"--five kilos of enhanced weapons-grade plutonium in a common briefcase, compliments of the Weis "think tank".

The rods are stored in the basement at 003. Mealer and "Silly Lillie" have got the detonators.

1/26/2009 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you say missing lap top with the name/address/dob/soc-sec/employee# etc etc of every police officer on this job.


Why would that type of information be on a fucking LAP-TOP?

1/26/2009 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous westside, inside do-nothing said...

Anonymous said...
Two DHS laptops from the Fusion center went missing and they were cleared for transmission of confidential messages. They had information on them for all the homicides for the past two years to include arrestee and investigating member info.

1/26/2009 08:42:00 AM

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Ah! I sense a "revised official homicide count" for the last two years being passed-off as "progress" sometime in the very near future. Shortshanks, sir, you are a genius!

1/26/2009 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Two DHS laptops from the Fusion center went missing and they were cleared for transmission of confidential messages. They had information on them for all the homicides for the past two years to include arrestee and investigating member info."

BS- There are no laptops in the fusion center- and never were any.

1/26/2009 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you say missing lap top with the name/address/dob/soc-sec/employee# etc etc of every police officer on this job.


Can You Say Full Of Shit !

1/26/2009 09:24:00 PM  
Anonymous citywide fun guy said...

Just an interested civi asking a question...Who is this Big Bird that you all keep refering to?

Thins are in bad shape right now with your dept., you are all lbetter than this, stay safe and keep each other covered.
____________________________________-

So you want to know about bigbird. Be careful what you ask for.

Let me start off by saying that the story of bigbird is fairly complex with no easy answers. He wasn't always a total asshole. He used to be just a cheap prick back in the day. This overgrown shit bag's job is to tattle on grown men that already do a thankless job. It's bad enough that everyday usually within 45min of the close of roll call I deal with junkies, thieves, rapists, wife beaters, and gang bangers I got worry about this freak irishmen getting mad at me for not crossing the T's and dotting the lower case j's on my reports. Bigbird rats me out to my sgt. Now I got to hear it from my sgt. Then its goes up to my W/C and now I got to hear the same shit twice. Its a vicious cycle. This guy doesn't fix problems he causes them.

Still to this day you can find him enjoying a fashion show on Mannheim Rd while sporting a members only jacket(the burgundy one is his favorite). The Stone Park PD tried to get a # on this guy once. It turns out that Bigbird was in Carls trying to write up all the working girls for improper pasties. Funny what a few Strohs light does to a man.
...To Be Continued?!?!?

1/26/2009 10:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing missing from that building is "common sense". They were close to finding it last year, but then J-Fed put Maher in charge of the investigation. We all know how that turned out.

1/26/2009 11:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sticky finger mo fo's down at ERP's too. you think security there would be at its highest but its just the oposite. damn shame and very embarassing!

1/27/2009 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
They stole Big Birds pens. Now if he is caught with one pen he will get written up.

1/26/2009 01:27:00 AM

__________________________________

Having two black pens is a myth, look at the order. All you need is a black pen.

1/26/2009 07:24:00 AM

My pen can...............

http://search.yahoo.com/bin/search?fr=ybr_sbc&p=gladiator

1/27/2009 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Follow the teletypes........

1/27/2009 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's "yellow cake"--five kilos of enhanced weapons-grade plutonium in a common briefcase, compliments of the Weis "think tank".

The rods are stored in the basement at 003. Mealer and "Silly Lillie" have got the detonators.

--------------------------------------

Wouldn't this be in violation of Chicago's Nuclear Weapon Free Zone Declaration?

1/27/2009 03:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missing office equipment, sounds like sgt ebay is at back to his old tricks.

1/27/2009 04:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Big Bird must be some sort of inspector, that rats cops out for not having stupid shit like city stickers on their personal cars, etc.

With how you guys talk about the department, it's a wonder people like us aren't more angry that the taxes we pay are continually pissed away. I hope you guys go on strike soon and let the parts of the city where the animals live, burn to the ground. Maybe then the city will get its act together, and maybe throw out that bullshit handgun ordinance as a bonus. Law-abiding citizens support you, whether you believe it or not.

1/27/2009 05:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Advance Uniforms on Roosevelt Road sold the kid his uniform. Will IAD do anything about this?


_______________________________

what can they do ?

1/26/2009 06:19:00 PM



Obviously they must take the uniforms back and issue a refund, no store credit, cash only please.

1/27/2009 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SRT said...
This is absolutely true SSC. The equipment is from the 5th floor and is suppose to be very sensitive.
So whoever finds Jfeds balls please contact 9/11 ASAP. They where last seen in a jar on Daley's desk.

1/26/2009 12:06:00 AM


It is a home hemorrhoid kit and someone is hobbling around with a sore ass without it. Please return the damn thing!

1/27/2009 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ask Tommy from Area 5 he knows where the stuff is....

1/27/2009 09:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jodi's special cat food is missing?!

So we have a cat burglar, eh?

I'm on the case Sup. Unfrozen Caveman, sir!

1/27/2009 12:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In amswer to the question, who regulates the uniform stores. No One. Years ago, R&D had several officers ( light duty? ) who, among other duties, went around and checked on the stores and what they sold and to who. Now hoever, the city ( ie: Friends of Da Mayor)
allow the uniform makers to write the specs and sell anything to anyone.
Also, a new retired PO wrote to the law dept several times about the copyright and such, and you guessed it, no one from the mayors (law dept )office replied. So the responsibility is with the mayors office

1/27/2009 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must be Missing thier manhood,or knee pads.How can another man lose his manhood and still call himself a man.30yrs of sucking ass,Just like the fop

1/27/2009 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Missing office equipment, sounds like sgt ebay is at back to his old tricks.

1/27/2009 04:49:00 AM

LOL I forgot about sgt eBay! Din't he suck another commanders ass where is that boy?

1/27/2009 09:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You cannot patent or trademark clothing. Just the patch.(or logo)

1/31/2009 04:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Things are being stolen everywhere. It was said a vest was stolen, jacket and holster were stolen from 011

2/03/2009 10:15:00 AM  

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