Talk Like Shakespeare?
Another brilliant freaking idea from the mind of "Richard the Turd":
- On Monday, Mayor Richard Daley is to announce that Thursday, William Shakespeare's 445th birthday, is to be "Talk Like Shakespeare Day," an occasion for Chicagoans to import the spoken words of the Bard of Avon into their everyday conversations.
Because today is April 20 rather than April 1, we'll assume the mayoral proclamation is both legit and sincerely made. Soft! On Thursday, verily, haply we'll hear Shakespearean language in all kinds of Chicago settings. Alack! Prithee! Mark me well!
At City Hall, Ald. Toni Preckwinkle (4th) to Ald. Richard Mell (33rd):"Foolery, sir, doth walk about the orb like the sun. It shines everywhere."
Former Gov. Rod Blagojevich, in impromptu statement outside home: "Thieves for their robbery have authority, when judges steal themselves."
Give us a day or two and our readers will come up with a few dozen Shakespearean quotes that will make you spew frosty beverages all over the computer screens. But in all seriousness - what the hell does this have to do with running a city into the ground via taxes, clout, crooked contracting and phone calls.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
130 Comments:
hey shortshanks, go fuckest thyself
Will Daley grant the right of "Prima Nocta" to his aldercreatures?
contract, o' contract where art thou contract.
The fuckin retard Daley can't even talk like an old Bridgeport Chicagoan. I can picture it now, "Ro ooo ooomeoooo Ro ooo ooomeoooo where um er em where for um um er um art um um errrrrr em thowwwwww ummmmmm Ro ooo ooomeoooo "
Me thinks the mayor doth protest too much...
How do you say "he's certifiable" in Shake-speak?
Da Mayos birthday is soon we should have the citizens do some of Da Mayos famos quotes and you have to stutter and sweat while you do it!
"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings."
Fitz to Little Dick
Mayor Daley can't even speak english. At times, he speaks in a tongue that reminds me of the possessed girl in "The Exorcist". Now we're going to do Shakespeare? How stupid.
This is nothing more than a distraction for the citizenry. It's silly! silly! silly!
Out! Out! Damned Spot! (Todster's cousin)
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble, eye of newt and tongue of toad, Let the taxpayers carry a heavier load.
(Shortshanks)
I come to bury Daley, not to praise him... (Pat Fitz)
Oh Blago, Blago, wherefore art thou, Blago? (Pottymouth Patty)
I seeketh yon belt of chastity with which to gird my lions from Bubba. (Blago)
False face must hide what the false heart doth know. (Todster)
Dick: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers!"
For I can raise no money by vile means; at least not now. (Blago)
For my part, it was Greek to me. (John Kass)
Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have Immortal longings in me.
(Shortshanks)
Having nothing, nothing can he lose. (Blago's lawyer)
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. (Voter perusing a Democrat ballot)
I am not bound to please thee with my answer. (Daley to reporters)
I was adored once too. (Obama in 2012)
"On Monday, Mayor Richard Daley is to announce that Thursday, William Shakespeare's 445th birthday, is to be 'Talk Like Shakespeare Day,' an occasion for Chicagoans to import the spoken words of the Bard of Avon into their everyday conversations."
Arr! When be "Talk Like A Pirate Day?"
The day after that, we can have "Talk Like Tobacco Auctioneers Day." "HEY yo twenny twenny twenny got yer twenny..."
God help us. First "One Book, One City," now this bizarre delusion.
You gotta be kidding.
MAYOR DALEY IS CLINICALLY INSANE
If you have tears, prepare to shed them now. (Obama to taxpayers)
Parting is such sweet sorrow. (CPD retiree)
"Civil blood makes civil hands unclean", Shakespeare prologue
Romeo & Juliet, 1594.
If I quote this will I get in trouble?
"The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers," -
Greatest quote ever!
Does this mean we start by killing all the lawyers?
"When rich villains have need of poor ones, poor ones may make what price they will."
Shakespeare, William
From The Merchant of Venice:
"If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh?
if you poison us, do we not die?
and if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?". - (Act III, Scene I).
Did you get that Richie ?
IF YOU WRONG US, SHALL WE NOT REVENGE ?
You have wronged us repeatedly and consistently and revenge will be wrought against you at the ballot box if you ever run again ! ! !
From Henry VI:
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". - (Act IV, Scene II)...
...starting with those in the city council and the mayor !
>the hell does this have to do with running a city into the ground via taxes, clout, crooked contracting and phone calls<
precisely the point. its smoke and mirrors. like the beehives on the roof of city hall. keep the newspapers writing about these useless distractions
Here's a famous quote be shakespeare"Hell is empty and all the devils are here." I think there at city hall.
HOPE HE WILL ONE DAY SAY"A HORSE A HORSE MY KINGDOM FOR A HORSE"-SEMPER FI
O Seiser, Seiser! wherefore art thou Seiser?
Hmmm, I thought Richard was the second.
Coo-Coo
does that make the mayor's wife Lady Mc beth?????
St.Ignatius says"When Burnahm Wood comes to Dunshinane" LoL
"Suspicion Always Haunts the Guilty Mind; The Thief Doth Fear Each Bush an Officer."
Richard Shankspeare at every news conference
Wherefore arte my raise motherfucker
And Caesar's spirit, raging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.
98% of the CPS system can not speak english and he wants to talk "Shakespeare"....huh?
Here's my Shakespearean quote you fucking stuttering little greasy jagoff .. "giveth us thy raises we deserveth"!
" Thus conscience does make cowards of us all."- Hamlet (fear of the unknown)
O Seiser,Seiser, wherefore art thou Seiser?
Farting is such sweet sorrow
Something is rotten in the state of ...Illinois
Out, damn supt.
What light through yonder window breaks? It sounds like an AK47.
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. Silly, silly, real silly.
What's in a name? That which we call Burgerqueen.
Beware the ides of Mayor Shortshanks
To sleep, perchance to dream. No it's Chalkie...He Gone!
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it. **Now just substitute "J-Pud" for "Yorick" and "Daley Fellatio" for "Horatio" and there you have it! Especially the part about "bore on his back ..."!
o'contract where art thou contract.DA MARE replies, over by dare dirty turd and da tracks.
Hey Richie,
Am long overdue for "my Pound(s) of
flesh".
This has got to be the funniest damn thread in ages!!!
Who knew how many coppers knew Shakespeare????
I say copy all the posts and send them to shorty in a card---I might just do that!!!!!
"All that glitters is not gold; (Shorty's portrayal of the city)
Often have you heard that told. (Shorty's b.s.)
Many a man his life hath sold
(J-Pud selling his soul to devil shorty)
But my outside to behold.
(Smoke & mirrors)
Gilded tombs do worms enfold."
(We can only hope)
Now Richard The Turd can make it his own, he'll call Short Shake.
PROCLAIM IT!
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of CPD.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say 'These wounds I had on the South Side.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
Blue Shirt, Street Cop, Grunt, Police Officer-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And a Police Officer shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in Chicago now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day.
How about a little Shakesbonics:
Lil' Romeo, Lil' Romeo, where for art my mofo child support.
False of heart (contract negotiations), light of ear (what march), bloody of hand, hog in sloth (6% raise), fox in stealth (Meigs Field), wolf in greediness (TIF slush fund), dog in madness (cuckoo; silly,silly,silly), lion in prey (santos,etc...) (King Lear)
Great description of King Dick
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Sorry, was always better at pig latin
Go forth and fornicate thyself, Richard!
Daley to Huberman,
"Come,let's away to prison;We two alone will sing like birds I' the cage"
KING LEAR
Shortshanks: "My boy, Hubie. Goeth forward and enlighten the minds of the youth of MY KINGDOM. For 'tis ye shortness o' their elders that denies ye value o' my genius."
Hubie: "Sure thing, Boss. And for that...I'll give you three adoze pictures and that video you didn't want anyone to see."
KING LEAR
No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison:
We two alone will sing like birds i' the cage:
When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down,
And ask of thee forgiveness: so we'll live,
And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues
Talk of court news; and we'll talk with them too,
Who loses and who wins; who's in, who's out;
And take upon's the mystery of things,
As if we were God's spies: and we'll wear out,
In a wall'd prison, packs and sects of great ones,
That ebb and flow by the moon.
jibber jabber
da uuummm cookoo cookoo
silly silly silly
not me yuse
I'd rather have a speak like shortshanks day
what does he know about speaking the king's language? OH !
He thinks he's a king.
King of MURDER CITY !!!!!
To HIBBITY or to DIBBITY that is the question.
What hath shortshanks wrought? I mean what hath shortshanks not put a wrought-iron fence around so his buddy can make millions. This stuttering-mumbling prick cannot utter a single sentence and he wants everyone to talk like Shakespeare. What a joke
I seeith 30 more shooteth to dayeth.
As flies to wanton boys are we to th' gods,
They kill us for their sport.
King Lear
Something is rotten in the city of Chicago.
Ere we woo the day when the Short-Shanked nimble-mouthed
Lord Daley’s wretched hide is delivered by the Knight Fitz to be knawed at
Night by prison vermin festering in a dungeon cell, alone;
his womanly cries not answered by
His mushroomed shaped headed Chief of Constables, Weis,
Who will be sent packing into exile, disgraced, fallen, and universally despized by the Guards of the City, whose Hue and Cry will not be in distress but in excitement and merriment at his fall from the towers of arrogance, shortsightedness, and proof that to lead men, you must first be one.
Wow---I think daley's onto something here, Speaking like Shakespeare is funner than just saying I hope Daley rots in Prison and the drinks are on me when Weis hits the road.
Hark, how youz doen over by dere?
Hair-gelled rats die many times before their death,
the silent wagonmen never taste of death but once.
Just wait til Beowulf's Birthday.
Wiglaf: "Odin's swifan balls!...
"I swear, the bastard has no pintel!"
A contract, a contract!
My tickets for a contract!
Et tu, Herrera!
PATRICK DALEY:
We are not the first
Who, with best meaning, have incurred the worst.
For thee, oppressed king, am I cast down;
Myself could else out-frown false fortune's frown.
Shall we not see these Vaneco cousins and these airport consultants?
KING DALEY:
No, no, no, no! Come, let's away to prison:
We two alone will sing like birds i' the cage:
When thou dost ask me blessing, I'll kneel down,
And ask of thee forgiveness: so we'll live,
And pray, and sing, and tell old tales, and laugh
At gilded butterflies, and hear poor rogues
Talk of court news; and we'll talk with them too,
Who loses and who wins; who's in, who's out;
And take upon's the mystery of things,
As if we were God's spies: and we'll wear out,
In a walled prison, packs and sects of great ones,
That ebb and flow by the moon.
PATRICK FITZGERALD:
Take them away.
O, what the FOP dare do! What the FOP may do! What the FOP daily
do, not knowing what they do!"
-Much Ado About Nothing
Hey Shortshanks, "To be, or not to be, is dat da question"?
Alas, poor Shortshanks, we despise him well....
Jody Weis..To be..Or NOT to BE the Superintendent!!! This is the question.(Rank and File)
Shorthshanks hath eaten me out of house and home. Off with his head.
Change...for that is what thou will have left, when I doth is through with you.(Obama to taxpayers)
INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM SAYS:
picture Shanks dressed like Shakespeare, at a City Council Meeting. If that don't give ya a laugh today, not much will. Alderbuffoons dressed as Court Jesters, yeah!!!
Shrimpy-Shanks is clinically insane...
Is it true that Shortshanks uses the kiddie urinals at Sox games?
Thee oweth thou a raiseth, you ballonhead.
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made everyday worse by this son of Bridgeport;
And all the taxes that are placed upon our house
In the deep pockets of shortshanks buried.
Something is rotten in the kingdom of Daley.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths,
The valiant never taste of death but once."
Friends, Romans, countrymen, give me your paychecks!
I come to bury you in taxes, not to help you.
The damage that I do lives forever,
The evil is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Daley.
Why then the city is mine oyster,
Which I with sword will open.
Wherefore arte my raise motherfucker
4/21/2009 07:10:00 AM
LMFAO!!!
the fault, dear officers, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings - ceaser
Alas, (crying) poor Yorick . . .
by the pricking of thy thumbs,
something wicked this way comes,
open, locks,
whoever knocks,
and taketh thee breathalyzer
in thy home upon his command
Alas, (crying) poor Yorick . . .
I suppose you Shakesperian scholars realize that the proposal to kill all the lawyers was suggested as a preliminary step to overthrowing the government.
Riddle me this--can you honestly say that you don't know anyone who has been helped by a lawyer?
But I doth confess, hell hath no fury like a voter scorned!
Cyreno De Shakespear IV
Methinks Shortshanks a simpleton and his idea silly. Tis silly indeed. Would thou not consider flushing thy head down a toilet full of shite?
He waxes desperate with imagination.
Let's follow. 'Tis not fit thus to obey him.
Have after. To what issue will this come?
Something is rotten in the state of Shitcago.
"How now? A rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead!"
"Asses are made to bear, and so are you"
"The evil that men do lives after them..."
Our grandchildren will pay for the shit Shortshanks is pulling today. In parking meters if nothing else.
"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The Valiant never taste death but once." (Patrolman to King Richie of Shortshanks)
Me thinks shortshanks needs to be stretched out on de table and his gizzards ripped out, his tongue cut out and then his body parts fed back to him.
We hath no need of you sirrah, if in sooth no one has sent thee.
Verily, maketh not waves, nor backeth any losers.
Alas, for my hand has been ensconced within the cookie jar, lo these many autumns.... Read More... Read More
Is this a no bid contract I see before me, its falsified minority ownership document towards my hand?
how do you say cuckoooooo in shakespeare. hey blago make some room for the mayo
4/21/2009 01:26:00 AM u got it wrong, "when the commies get here, you know who they are going to kill first? the lawyers"
other peoples money the story of the mayo's career,
This job does suck-ith......
to 12:16am
He's FARGIN NUTS
Limericks! Open post. C'mon...
There once was a boss named Weis,
who was hired on a three year lease.
but the troops ran amok and said hey, what the fuck?
and the lease,prematurely,would cease.
I thought this was Jerry Garcia Day?
methinks daley is a dummy
F.Y.I.
They are not kitty urinals you speakith of, but rather handicapith ones, and yes he does pee in them.
Thou are an ass, King Richard.
"Riddle me this--can you honestly say that you don't know anyone who has been helped by a lawyer?
4/21/2009 12:28:00 PM"
Sure, and he's a lawyer.
City budget problems? Let's start by firing the PR flack who's paid good money to think this shit up.
Shakespeare, while Rome burns.
Daley really, honestly does see Chicagoans as children who don't know any better. His contempt for us is vast, immense...
"I mean what hath Shortshanks not put a wrought-iron fence around so his buddy can make millions."
--4/21/2009 10:06:00 AM
Miles and miles and miles of that fencing -- it serves no purpose other than to A. need maintenance and B. keep fire trucks from getting too close to school buildings in an emergency.
Yeah -- whose brother-in-law owns the fence company? The same one who soaked the taxpayers to diamond-saw hundreds of miles of useless grooves down the middle of alleys?
Talk about make-work...
"Hark, how youz doen over by dere?"
--4/21/2009 10:41:00 AM
This is a gem. My nominee for the Grand Prize.
"Is it true that Shortshanks uses the kiddie urinals at Sox games?"
--4/21/2009 11:27:00 AM
Only after the washroom is cleared and secured and the men assigned to the door turn their backs and cover their eyes.
He keeps looking over his shoulder to check, too.
Alas, (crying) poor Yorick . . .
I suppose you Shakesperian scholars realize that the proposal to kill all the lawyers was suggested as a preliminary step to overthrowing the government.
Riddle me this--can you honestly say that you don't know anyone who has been helped by a lawyer?
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Lawyers are only needed because they made a need,dear sir. Go on your way and to thine own self be true.
A Few Lines from Edgar Allan Poe....The Poem is "The City In The Sea"
"Lo! Death (RMD) has reared himself a throne (City Hall)
In a strange city lying alone
Far down within the dim West(Side)
Where the good (CPD) and bad (IR#'s) and the worst(IR#'s again) and the best(CPD Again)
Have gone to their eternal rest.
God Bless The CPD
"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them".
This one's for you, SCC. I have thoroughly enjoyed this post.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in Chicago now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon this day.
/////////////////////////////////
The Bard knew his shit. No contract but still honor men.We few,we happy few we band of brothers.
Thoust is sillith, sillith, sillith!
When we our betters see bearing out woes
We hardly think our miseries our own.
"Hark, how youz doen over by dere?"
--4/21/2009 10:41:00 AM
This is a gem. My nominee for the Grand Prize.
4/21/2009 10:53:00 PM
Hahahaa! i was rolling on the floor. Sir Billy Shakespeare from bridgeport hause yooz dozeneth
I want to combine Shakespeare and Pirate talkin days.
"Cry Havoc. And let slip the feds of Fitz. ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH"
thoust artest a mutton-headeth, squire-Shanks. Oh doo'er of evil, thoust wicked small fool....
Shortshanks and Shakespeare.....What a fucking lopsided comparison. One is a genius when it comes to the English language and the other is a fucking retard.
Who knew how many coppers knew Shakespeare????
I'll tell you what I know-police officers in general are a lot smarter and well informed than they get credited for. People think we're a bunch of dopes riding around for 8 hours. The public in general would be surprised. I'm not.
Thy king shortshanks is cookoo-ith.
"Yeah -- whose brother-in-law owns the fence company? The same one who soaked the taxpayers to diamond-saw hundreds of miles of useless grooves down the middle of alleys?
Talk about make-work...
4/21/2009 10:49:00 PM"
The groove down the center of the alley is put there when the concrete is poured and cured. It is there for water run-off. Seperations between slabs, whether cut or moulded are to keep cracks from speading.
Now alley, or street SpeedBumps that is another story. The concrete, asphalt and labor used to make those would be better used to repair and keep the street safe.
The groove down the center of the alley is put there when the concrete is poured and cured. It is there for water run-off. Seperations between slabs, whether cut or moulded are to keep cracks from speading.He's not talking about the expansion joint that's left in during the pour. He's talking about the two inch channel carved in years after the alley's were re-done.
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