Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Family That Kills Together...

Ah yes. The gangster lifestyle passed on from generation to generation:
  • A mother and son are scheduled to appear in court today after being charged in a killing last week. The son is accused of pulling the trigger, and the mom is charged with driving the getaway car and hiding evidence, police said.

    Delfino Juarez, 18, is charged with first-degree murder. His mother, Karen Juarez, 49, is charged with obstruction of justice.

    Delfino Juarez allegedly shot 18-year-old Jesus Sanchez Friday in the 2000 block of West Garfield after exchanging gang signs with him. Karen Juarez allegedly was driving the van that her son fired from, police said.

Obstruction? Sounds to us like "accessory" to murder. But this is Cook County, so that's probably all Felony Review would approve.

But how do you convince mom to come along and help you kill someone? Do you do it over breakfast? While she's doing the laundry? After she opens her Mother's Day card? Becasue we have to figure timing is everything.

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Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

"The family that kills together."
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SCC: Behind every dark cloud is a silver lining. Look at the positive side: Mom and son communicate with each other. How many times have you seen a lack of communication in family disturbances?

I imagine the conversation went like this:

"Hey mom, can I have a banana to go with my Cherios?

"Sure, is there anything else you'd like?"

"Yeah, one small item. I gotta whack a jagoff from the opposing team. Can you drive?

"Sure sweetie. Make sure your gun is loaded."



Someday Ace Reporter Phil Schitz will write a crime novel.

5/20/2009 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Punching bag/Whipping boy said...

Sorry OT

30 JUN 09,

Two years without a contract! WE HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER MARCH!!!

When the public sees or hears that it has been two years, they think to themselves, that is quite a long time. Just think what has happened in two years...the gas crunch, insurance and bank failures, new spending through the roof, etc.



Please F.O.P. let's do it again, demand a contract, a new superintendent, and a new Mare!!! Let's let the public see, what this guy has done to the city. His friends are all doing well, some of us are living paycheck to paycheck! Without a raise in two and a half years.

MARCH ON CITY HALL 30 JUN 09!!!!

5/20/2009 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"But how do you convince mom to come along and help you kill someone? Do you do it over breakfast? While she's doing the laundry? After she opens her Mother's Day card?"

C'mon. In a household like this, it was Mom who passed you your first joint, Mom who mixed you your first Black Russian, Mom who drove you to the tattoo parlor to get that "CAPONE" shit gouged across your stomach in all-caps Olde English.

Now it is Mom who is going to teach her son to be a man. "Delfino, no one weel respet you eef you do not shoot heem. Come weeth me."

No human being ees illegal -- but Jesus he is dead and Karen and Delfino are locked up in the yail.

Close enough.

5/20/2009 04:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably convinced mom over breakfast. She was asking him whether or not he wanted eggs for breakfast. He , being a healthy child, stated that he would like oatmeal. and by the way, "Mom I need a favor from you"- and then went on to ask her to help with the murder.

5/20/2009 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more gang banging punks,including that ugly mom! Now gov (goofy) quinn is appointing gang banging aldermen to an important state post! Will quinn start sporting gang tats?

5/20/2009 05:40:00 AM  
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5/20/2009 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

Obviously this SA has her head up her ass, which explains the ass backwards approach...

You have bullshit, hold the press! type of case as with the 3 coppers charged with, what else, a frigin felony in a bar fight that some shithead started.
But you have a "mother" who's out doing the wheel job on a driveby... and another ass backwards charge... Nice Work

I could see it now... hey son, nice grouping on those shots, I believe that calls for a happy meal with a double scoop cone!

5/20/2009 07:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this was DuPage Co. she would be charged and ultimately convicted of murder with her P.O.S. son.

5/20/2009 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I was a teenager my Mom would help me pick out clothes and teach me table manners. She wasn't a very good driver, so she couldn'y be my wheel man for a driveby, but she did the best she could.

5/20/2009 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I Can Not Believe She Is Not Charged With Murder.
Maybe The ASA's What Her To Turn States Evidence Against Her Son.
What A World, What A World.

5/20/2009 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

About 15 years ago I handled a driveby in which one person was killed. The driver and shooter were both charged with 1st degree murder and it went to a jury trial. The shooter was acquitted (boy, was the judge pissed), but the driver was convicted and received 40 years. I figure he should becoming up for parole soon.

5/20/2009 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First came the little league mom. Then came the soccer mom. Now i give you the drive-by mom, driving a piece of shit conversion van. The van has stickers on the rear window of a van with an arm sticking out the window shooting a gun with "Drive-by MOM CLUB Chicago"

5/20/2009 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and lets not forget that fine young lad here in downstate Ill. who strangled to death his wife and two children. What a world we see on a daily basis! Frankly, I'm amazed you don't see more people in our profession going postal
after an adult lifetime of having ringside seats to the madness.

5/20/2009 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"PLEASE F O P"
the fop didn't set up the first march but instead, got out in front of it, when it appeared inevedable.

5/20/2009 02:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"First came the little league mom. Then came the soccer mom. Now i give you the drive-by mom, driving a piece of shit conversion van. The van has stickers on the rear window of a van with an arm sticking out the window shooting a gun with "Drive-by MOM CLUB Chicago"

--5/20/2009 12:23:00 PM

"MY SON IS IN DIVISION 10 COOK COUNTY JAIL." Along with the bumper stickers, little signs to stick in the lawn in front of the house...like "Home Of A Ridgewood Tiger" or something...

This bitch should go away on the same Murder 1.

5/20/2009 04:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know who's uglier. The mother or the son.

5/20/2009 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I work in Social Services and I guarantee you're going to start seeing a lot more shit like this. With second and third generation bangers. It's a family legacy. It was bound to start happening.

5/20/2009 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I work in Social Services and I guarantee you're going to start seeing a lot more shit like this. With second and third generation bangers. It's a family legacy. It was bound to start happening."

--5/20/2009 06:45:00 PM

Delfino he just a pee wee, know whum sayin. Don' you be messin' wid Mama, though, 'cuz she a Ancient an' Original.

5/20/2009 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gangbanging is generational. I'm not surprised that mom drove son during drive-by shooting. She may even have cajolled him into it.

5/21/2009 02:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I work in Social Services and I guarantee you're going to start seeing a lot more shit like this. With second and third generation bangers. It's a family legacy. It was bound to start happening."

--5/20/2009 06:45:00 PM
Those of us that live and pay taxes in Chicago/ Cook County have known that for years

5/22/2009 04:54:00 PM  

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