Thursday, June 04, 2009

Oh Hell No (Masters)

Is this for real?
  • I don't know if you are aware of this or really want to post it, but are you aware that Mike Masters requests a number be generated everytime his name is mentioned on this blog? These numbers are being investigated by a Sgt in IAD confidential who is none too happy about being given the cases. This Sgt has pulled court cases that show nothing can be done yet Masters still demands the numbers.
Wow (Masters). This can't be real, can it (Masters)? We'd like to hear from someone in IAD if this is true (Masters). The amount of paper generated for this nonsense must fill a room (Masters).

Let's lay this out:
  • According to a few hundred comments on the blog, Mike Masters, civilian, Shortshanks appointee, J-Fed's Chief-of-Staff and de facto head of the Department, rode on jobs with a Sergeant from the "Policy Group" on New Years Eve while ARMED, in violation of Illinois State Law, City Ordinance and Department Policy. He effected at least one arrest during this time, possibly more.
  • According to the comments, the resultant CR investigation has been short circuited, shuffled and cost at least one IAD exempt her spot when she refused to play ball with the attempted circumvention of the process.
Who knew IAD was such a hotbed of political intrigue? Anyway, Masters is welcome to address these scurrilous rumors and put the matter to rest. It's not like Daley has looked the other way when people he puts in high places carry around illegal pistols in violation the law. Double standards in Chicago? Good gracious no! (just for fun, google "Ronnie "Little Pistol" Calicchio")

Masters. Masters. Masters. Masters. Masters. Masters. Masters. Masters. Masters.

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163 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

now by you saying masters so many times you just cost some poor p.o. alot of heartache of doing a cr investigation. but im sure with how many times masters has been posted on this blog the guy in iad is a master himself at conducting these confidential masters cr numbers. Can these masters numbers actually go anywhere. I mean you can say anything you want in this country cant you.. i can say all kinds of names like; masters, smith, masters, jones, masterson, master, masters, quinn, jedry, masters, jaros, masters, smiff, and so on. so masters, why dont you chill out.... meow

6/04/2009 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Not a Lap Dog said...

Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters,

That ought to keep IAD busy for a couple of days.

6/04/2009 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the fuck is this Masters guy? Where did Masters come from? Is it true that Masters was packing heat without authorization? Has Masters had any formal firearms training? Did Masters pass a POWER test?

OK, Masters, get a few more numbers.

We're being run by jackasses.

6/04/2009 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about this...FUCK YOU MASTERS! YOU ARE A DOUCHE, MASTERS! MASTERS SUCKS BALLS!

6/04/2009 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous HATER said...

MIKEY MASTER BETTER GET HIS HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS!

IF HE THINKS OFFICERS ARE ALLOWED TO INVESTIGATE RUMORS AND POSTING...

MAKES U WONDER WHAT ELSE IAD IS LOOKING INTO..

MIKEY NOT EVERYONE IN CONFIDENTIAL IS UR BEST BUD EITHER IF U DONT THINK THEY WILL USE UR ORDERS AGAINST U WHEN THE TIME FOR PROMOTION IS RIGHT.

SO DOES J-FED LOOK INTO THE FOP BOYS AND GIRLS TOO?

IS MY TAX MONEY BEING SPENT ON INVESTIGATION INTO OTHER POLITICAL TYPES THAT GET IN THE MAYORS WAY!

AND WHO IS DOING ALL THIS INVESTIGATING J-FEDS DRIVER WHO WAS RECENTLY PROMOTED BY MERIT!

TAKE NOTE KIDS? THE NEWSPAPER CANT EVEN SCRATCH THE SURFACE.

6/04/2009 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Master is male gender and the female [opposite] gender is Mistress maybe we should code name him mistress. So instead of Masters, which would generate a CR, we will say mistresses (I think that is the right plural but I never had one, let alone two mistresses).

6/04/2009 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you call this thread "Master baiting" ?
IMADIC

6/04/2009 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he can copyright his name like the Olympics have copyrighted Chicago 2016 and the Olympic torch. Then we won't be able to use it.

6/04/2009 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you call a guy that could bait a hook...A MASTERBAITER!!! Good Nite Ill be here till thursday...tip yur waitress.

6/04/2009 12:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters!

6/04/2009 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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6/04/2009 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fuck masters he licks balls masters bater masters masters!

6/04/2009 01:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pee Wee says: Masters Masters Masters Masters sucks Masters Masters Masters Masters sucks Masters Masters Masters Masters sucks...infinity! HAHA!

6/04/2009 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If (MASTERS)this (MASTERS) topic (MASTERS) doesn't (MASTERS) have (MASTERS) 500 (MASTERS) comments (MASTERS) I (MASTERS) will (MASTERS) be (MASTERS) shocked (MASTERS)

6/04/2009 01:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does any one know the location to Masters Baiter shop?

6/04/2009 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Tiger Woods win the Masters this year?

6/04/2009 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to graduate and get my Masters in baffoonery.

6/04/2009 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are we really Masters of our own destiny?

6/04/2009 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the F is Mike Masters?

Did I say Mike Masters?

Yes, I meant Mike Masters...!!!

Mike Masters
Mike Masters
Mike Masters
Mike Masters
Mike Masters

6/04/2009 01:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters, you are a corrupt piece of shit!

6/04/2009 01:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaah I can't wait til tommorrow when Masters-Masters getsseveral CR's against Cop, Second City. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

6/04/2009 01:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters and Masters and more Masters and Masters.....

That's 9 CR's on me...Hey Mike Masters, go FUCK yourself.
Now it's 10!

6/04/2009 01:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If little mikie responds, I wonder if, within his response, he'll use his name and generate more paper on his own post?

6/04/2009 02:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE BALLS TO ARREST THESE GUYS FOR FELONY CONCEALED WEAPON?? HEY OLDTIMERS ABOUT TO RETIRE YOU SHOULD MESS THESE GUYS AND IF YOU GET IN TROUBLE JUST RETIRE.

6/04/2009 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters???

I don't know MASTERS BUT IF i WERE TO KNOW HIM i'D BET HE'S A REAL GOOF.

OOps I had the caps lock on. Sorry Masters. You're still a goof if you insist a cr# be issued for crap like this.

cheers

6/04/2009 02:41:00 AM  
Blogger It's McTwitter! said...

Excuse me. Did you just say, "Masters"?

Or did you say, "Masters"?

Or was it,"Masters"?

Or could of it been,"Masters"?

6/04/2009 02:42:00 AM  
Blogger It's McTwitter! said...

Continued from previous comment:

Or would it have been ,"Masters"?

Or why would it be ," Master"?

Or should it be, "Masters"?

Or is ought to be "Masters"?

Or......Okay !Okay! I'll stop! I'm starting to feel sorry for the IAD guy. I know all he wanted when he went to IAD was Monday through Friday before the nightmare of Masters arrived.

6/04/2009 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters. Masters. Masters. Masters.

6/04/2009 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters, Asshole, Masters, Dufus, Masters, Daley Puppet, Masters, Fellator, Masters, Wannabe Cop,
Masters, Wanker, Masters, Pendejo, Masters, Maricon, Masters get lost you jagbag mf.........

6/04/2009 03:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - Just wanted to share with you what I learned from an insider who is part of the infamous Global STrike Force.

Every full duty inside officer has to work the street for one week per year. Yes, one week each year, not one week each month like Cline had it. And the officer gets to pick the week of the year he/she wants.

Absolute brilliance. That should reduce violence greatly. Thanks Jodi.

6/04/2009 05:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't resist "Masters"!!!!

6/04/2009 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

But I hear Master's weapon is not loaded, he has one round in his shirt pocket which he can carry...

6/04/2009 06:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be right back.I ate some chili last night and now I gotta go take a MIKE MASTERS.

6/04/2009 06:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters is sworn. Call Tobias and ask him. I swear.

6/04/2009 06:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

posted by SCC at 12:04 AM

Oh Hell No (Masters)
Is this for real?

* I don't know if you are aware of this or really want to post it, but are you aware that Mike Masters requests a number be generated everytime his name is mentioned on this blog? These numbers are being investigated by a Sgt in IAD confidential who is none too happy about being given the cases. This Sgt has pulled court cases that show nothing can be done yet Masters still demands the numbers.

Wow (Masters). This can't be real, can it (Masters)? We'd like to hear from someone in IAD if this is true (Masters). The amount of paper generated for this nonsense must fill a room (Masters).
---

Let the numbers start flowing:

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6/04/2009 06:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"...This Sgt has pulled court cases that show nothing can be done yet Masters still demands the numbers..."

(((((((((((((((((((( * ))))))))))))))))))))

I seem to recall a Department Rule that sez something to the effect that it is a violation to engage in any act that is "contrary to the Police purpose."

Maybe the Sgt should give Mr. Masters a taste of his own medicine and lodge a rule violation complaint on him for wasting the Departments time and resources on complaints that are groundless, not a violation and ultimately not sustainable?

6/04/2009 06:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You made my day, MASTERS.

LMAO!

What a loser Masters is -- this takes cakes.

6/04/2009 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Mike Masters looks at porn on city time. Will this generate a number too?

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Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters,
Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters,

6/04/2009 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mike Masters (you little criminal);

As big and tough as you think you are, you are not big enough to stop us from writing about your sorry ass out here on this blog. We have the right to free speech guaranteed by the Constitution that you shall not infringe.

P.S. It's a good thing you don't get a number every time your name is mentioned on the shithouse walls or we'd have to take manpower off the street and send 'em to IAD just to handle the extra workload ! ! !

6/04/2009 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HIS RIDEALONG SOUNDS ALOT LIKE THE 14 YEAR OLD KID IN 003 , EXCEPT THIS GUY GETS A CHECK. IF THE PEOPLE IN 003 GET TIME SO SHOULD THOSE AT 35TH ST.

6/04/2009 07:11:00 AM  
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6/04/2009 07:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Masters, GFY!

6/04/2009 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IF YOU ONLY KNEW THE SHIT THAT WENT ON IN IAD

- THE RAIROADING OF OFFICERS, LIKE DUI ACE, JOE PARKER

- THE INVESTIGATION OF NON-CRIMINAL COMPLAINTS WITH ANONYMOUS COMPLAINANTS

- BOSSES THAT SAY "WE HAVE TO FIND SOMETHING! ON THIS GUY. A F/1 LIEUTENANT WHO JUST QUIETLY GOT DUMPED WITH THE SAME F/1 EXEMPT

JUST TO NAME A FEW

6/04/2009 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Haaaaaaa Have fun!

6/04/2009 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coooter said,Masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters masters mastersmasters masters masters im in 001st dist now what.you retard

6/04/2009 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I wanted to let everyone know that got a Masters degree? Does that count as a CR too.

6/04/2009 07:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this the the chorus to MASTER OF PUPPETS by Metallica. sound familiar???

Master of puppets
Im pulling your strings
Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams
Blinded by me, you cant see a thing
Just call my name, `cause Ill hear you scream
Master
Master
Just call my name, `cause Ill hear you scream
Master
Master

6/04/2009 07:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Maybe he can copyright his name like the Olympics have copyrighted Chicago 2016 and the Olympic torch. Then we won't be able to use it.

6/04/2009 12:41:00 AM

__________________________________


Maybe WE can copyright it and HE won't be able to use it anymore !

6/04/2009 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MASTERS
MASTERS
MASTERS Pussy
MASTERS bitch ass
MASTERS whiner
MASTER CIVILIAN
MASTERS pull your number
I want you to pull THIS
MASTERS
MASTERS
MASTERS who gives a fuck WHAT you want
MASTERS
MASTERS
MASTERS

6/04/2009 07:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

M
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DAMN WRONG WAY

SRETSAM

NO NOT YET........


OH YEAH

MASTERS
MASTERS
MASTERS MASTERS
MASTERS


SHOVE IT IN YOUR ASS MASTERS ALONG WITH THE CR NUMBERS EVER HEAR OF THE FIRST AMMENDMENT? It was designed to protect people from the pompus arrogant MASTERS of England. get it...ASSHOLE?

6/04/2009 08:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters,

This is from a retired P.O. 6 Years and counting. Get a number om me M.F.

6/04/2009 08:05:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I go to this one club where I put on a leather mask. The guy that holds the whip, dressed in leather chaps no less (pant), makes me call him MASTER!

I wonder ?????????

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/04/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Mike Masters
Mike Masters

6/04/2009 08:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good post SCC, we needed a laugh this week.

6/04/2009 08:26:00 AM  
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6/04/2009 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHAT A JACKASS

ANOTHER WANNA BE COP, JUST LIKE WEISel.

6/04/2009 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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OK NOW F HIM AND HIS WHOLE F--ING FAMILY NOTHING BUT POLITICAL HACKS. NOW GET YOUR NUMBERS A--HOLE.

6/04/2009 08:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When you're taking a Daley, don't forget to wipe your Masters. Your Masters has to be nice and clean, just in case the Daley wants to crawl back in there.

6/04/2009 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO!

Masters.

6/04/2009 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare any of you think you have 1st amendment rights. This is why I hope they do away with that racist constitution.

6/04/2009 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL

6/04/2009 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And Da mare has the audacity to mentiongun accessibility everytime a Homicide occurs in this city.

6/04/2009 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN? MASTER BLASTER RUNS BARTER TOWN

6/04/2009 09:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

masters oh n o another number,for a kid who carries illegally a gun what a punk!

6/04/2009 09:45:00 AM  
Anonymous George Costanza said...

But is he MASTER of his own domain?

6/04/2009 09:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

masters...masters...masters!

oh no, I just summoned masters/beetlejuice!

6/04/2009 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard if you say Masters in the mirror 3 times he'll get a CR on you.

Fuck Masters clout Masters heavy Masters useless Masters Daley's Masters lapdogs.

6/04/2009 10:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lets see if toughguy masters will get in the ring at the next police/fire boxing tournament...word is,he acts like Mr.Tough amongs all his subordanates....HEY TOUGH GUY...GET IN THE RING...BITCH!!
AWWWWE....WATCHE GONNA DO...CALL YOUR FATHER IN LAW??....

6/04/2009 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

to mike masters you are a useless piece of shit, take off the uniform and get the fuck out..


Jody Weis

6/04/2009 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are doing a terrible job AND no Officer on this job likes or respects you. You, Brust and Weiss should go and you all know it.

Do the right thing and go already. Don't blame it all on the fifth floor. Alot of this screw up falls at your feet.

This, of course, will fall on deaf ears. There is something seriously wrong with all of you, Thanks Mayor.

6/04/2009 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is this guy? I retired a couple of years ago before the jfed era. If he is influenced by Sgt. R. Hamilton, then he has to be a goof. Worked with Hamilton, one of the biggest goofs I met on the job. Talks shit but does nothing. A real suck hole.

6/04/2009 11:36:00 AM  
Blogger Behold! said...

Effing hilarious.....Masters!

6/04/2009 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So far today I am the MASTER of my domain.......................wait a minute.................................ah forget it..............................MASTERS.

6/04/2009 11:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am you political Master, appointed by our beloved mayor for life, richard II Obey me!!

6/04/2009 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you know what would be funny? We should all say "Masters" a whole bunch. That oughta rile him up.

6/04/2009 11:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhh good, I just sat on the toilet and took a good long Masters, then I wiped all the Masters off my Daley and flushed the whole mess down the toilet.

6/04/2009 11:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GO get him Sgt MB

6/04/2009 12:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Really have the media ask about the UUW and the CR investigation

6/04/2009 12:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, but is Mike Masters master of his domain???

6/04/2009 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

master blaster rules barter town---- sounds like old master boy needs a new hobby besides playing the police with j-fed.... is huberman also on the iad cr speed dial---

6/04/2009 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous I have Turrets Syndrome said...

Ma ma ma ma MASTERS!!!!!

6/04/2009 12:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters did you forget this:
First Amendment – Establishment Clause, Free Exercise Clause; freedom of speech, of the press, Freedom of Religion, and of assembly; right to petition,
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

6/04/2009 12:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know the guy, but I've heard he is directly responsible for having several black exempts
demoted or moved around over the past 8 months. He's supposed to be heavy with the Mayor, and extremely disliked up on the 5th fl. at headquarters.
Maybe he'll run for Mayor in 2011!

6/04/2009 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Not Masters said...

OK lets just say we all end our posts with. Masters sucks. Visitors are welcome to join in on the fun!

6/04/2009 01:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HERE'S TWO THINGS I KNOW FOR SURE.

1. HIS CLOUT COMES FROM ED VRDOLYAK. HIS FATHER WORKS IN VRDOLYAKS' LAW OFFICE.

2. HE QUALIFIED AT THE UIC POLICE RANGE. HE HAS A BLUE CARD FROM SOME CONNECTED SECURITY OUTFIT.

6/04/2009 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MASTERS,MASTERS,MASTERS...OVER BY DERE!

6/04/2009 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TO THE MASTOR OF PUPPETS I'M IN TEARS THAT SHIT WAS FUNNEY.MASTER,MASTER!

6/04/2009 02:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man I havent had a Good Cr in awhile.. does (he who shall not be named) have to sign any affidavit to the CR? he is a civilian? does he want my name and star?
his he going to cry?
call his mommy?
want his lunch money back?
ok I'm sorry here ya go little fella..

M ..A...S(see you real soon)
T..E..R (realy a police wanabe?)
S (silly just silly)
M...O....U...S...E!!!!

6/04/2009 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be right back.I ate some chili last night and now I gotta go take a MIKE MASTERS.

6/04/2009 06:13:00 AM

Don't forget to wipe your Daley.

6/04/2009 02:33:00 PM  
Anonymous MASTERS said...

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6/04/2009 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Major Blockrounder said...

QUIZ TIME

What's the root word in MASTERBATE?

What famous book was authored by MASTERS and Johnson?

6/04/2009 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Mrs Masters said...

Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters

6/04/2009 03:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dorothy Tillman brandished a gun during a 1991 city council meeting.

Why wasn't "The Hat" arrested and charged? Surely there must have been a few P/Os in the building that day.

6/04/2009 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute folks - - I think that this is just a scam so that "I'm completely shallow and stuck up" Masters can just have more hits when he Googles himself. Don't indulge him. No more mentioning of his name...don't feed the beast so to speak

6/04/2009 03:38:00 PM  
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6/04/2009 03:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters was with J-Fed when he came to 26 & Cal for a press confernce with States Atty Alvarez and was armed....we thought he was a CPD/driver for Weis, maybe next time we'll arrest him and see what happens....LOL

6/04/2009 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe the numbers that Masters is having generated are listing him as the offender. You know, the old 'get a number on yourself routine' to show you did nothing wrong.

6/04/2009 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters, you sure are thin skinned ! Get a life, Masters !

Quit being a asshole, Masters !

Aren't you ashamed of your self, Masters ?

Does your momma know you are behaving like a spoiled littled bitch, Masters ????

Play nice, Masters !!!!!!!

Masters, you are the CPD version of Mayberry's Deputy Barney Fife. Where do you carry your bullet when wearing a polo shirt w/o a pocket, Masters????

Tie a bbq'd pork chop around your neck people may like you better, Masters !!!!

6/04/2009 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's what should be done. This is an anti-gun city. I AGREE ;) I have decided that since we can't beat them, we should join them. We shouldn't be armed as the police to begin with, but since that can't happen until Obama's next term, we should have to be very highly trained.

Now how is it that someone who is not trained, not certified and has no experience is out running around the city with a weapon? What if Masters had to shoot? He could have hurt someone and he isn't trained enough to take that sort of action. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

Shouldn't someone sue the city for allowing an untrained illegally armed person to violate the civil rights of our citizens? Who was this poor soul who was arrested by Masters? Don't they know how much they can sue him and the city for? I would like to help this poor, underprivileged person who is just trying to turn his life around get the justice that he deserves.

We take it on the chin for doing the right thing. Now Masters and crew will have to feel what we feel. I would like to forward this information to my new favorite law firm of Loevy & Loevy.

How you like me now, bitches?

6/04/2009 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters, Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
GO FUK YOURSELF. CR# THIS.

6/04/2009 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do alot of appointees carry weapons like this Masters guy?

6/04/2009 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody should have dumped his candy ass in 007 when he did that ride along. Micro-manage the ghetto you loser....fucking puppet boy.

6/04/2009 04:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha, there is no way that is true but it could be a pretty funny on going joke. Kinda like the matt Damon thing on jimmy kimmel. SCC I say you end every post with a what would masters do, or something to that effect.

6/04/2009 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!!
i can't resist - MASTERS!!!!!!!

6/04/2009 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did someone say Masters?

Look into 09-cv-01574 currently pending in Fed Court and find out how it is connected to Masters.

Connect the dots. Masters will lose his job.

6/04/2009 04:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone tell this dumb ass Masters that we do have a 1st amendment right to talk about whatever the hell we want to talk about!

So fuck you Masters!

Go get your shine box you asshole!

Mike Masters
Mike Masters
Mike Masters
Mike Masters
Mike Masters

6/04/2009 04:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Lemont Cranston said...

Mike Masters, civilian, Shortshanks appointee, J-Fed's Chief-of-Staff and de facto head of the Department

Mike Masters, civilian, Shortshanks appointee, J-Fed's Chief-of-Staff and de facto head of the Department

Mike Masters, civilian, Shortshanks appointee, J-Fed's Chief-of-Staff and de facto head of the Department

Mike Masters, civilian, Shortshanks appointee, J-Fed's Chief-of-Staff and de facto head of the Department

Enjoy chasing your tail for a while.

6/04/2009 05:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great John Kass story came up on your Google suggestion --

"Politicians write the anti-gun laws, and wonder of wonders, they often exempt themselves and call themselves peace officers.

"In Chicago, our politicians often go around surrounded by armed bodyguards on the city payroll. Or they walk our streets strapped. Or they know a guy who knows a guy in some suburb, and they become deputized peace officers so they can carry..."

http://gunowners.org/op0840.htm

6/04/2009 05:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey guys I have a question for you. I work for the CFD and was wondering what would happen if I was to say MASTERS?

Lets see Masters,Masters,Masters, Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,
Masters,Masters,Masters,Masters,

There are about 200 for the ASSHOLE to count

6/04/2009 05:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Master is male gender and the female [opposite] gender is Mistress maybe we should code name him mistress. So instead of Masters, which would generate a CR, we will say mistresses (I think that is the right plural but I never had one, let alone two mistresses).

***
I think the plural might be mistressi.

6/04/2009 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is his Dad the Cook County domestic court/divorce judge?

6/04/2009 05:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW I HAVE NEVER READ A THREAD WHERE EVERYONE HATES THIS GUY. MAYBE THERE IS SOME TRUTH TO IT. MIKE MASTERS I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT YOU ARE PRETTY HATED BY THE RANK AND FILE MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT.

6/04/2009 06:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im willing to take a beef for locking this guy up with a pistol. If I were to ever find him to be in violation of the law I MUST do my duties correct?

6/04/2009 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 officers being sued because of Masters. Look into it. Please...

6/04/2009 06:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you call this thread "Master baiting" ?
++++++++++++++++++++++

Ha Ha!! Brilliant!

6/04/2009 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is only one Master.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRW5RaZw5C0

6/04/2009 07:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What was the last golf tournament won by Tiger Woods?

Could it be..
...
...
...
...
...
...
wait for it.......
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
.....
The Western Open?

6/04/2009 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC, it is DEFINITELY true! Heard about it months ago from an IAD Sgt! And believe me, IAD is sooo sick of this arrogant, pompous asshole! It's bad enough the damage he's done to the careers of a number of 'former' exempts (mostly black), but he's truly succumbed to a classic case of 'little man' syndrome now.

6/04/2009 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But I hear Master's weapon is not loaded, he has one round in his shirt pocket which he can carry...

6/04/2009 06:08:00 AM

Like Barney Fife?

6/04/2009 07:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you call this thread "Master baiting" ?
===================================

Good one. Hey SCC, why don't you start a thread with that title. 'Ol Mikey would have a stroke!

6/04/2009 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Look into 09-cv-01574 currently pending in Fed Court and find out how it is connected to Masters.

Connect the dots. Masters will lose his job."

Hawkins v City

Whats the case about?

6/04/2009 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Mike Masters said...

Thats it I've had it, I'm pulling CR's all all you guys and when I get done with you guys, you'll all be walking a foot beat in Siberia...

6/04/2009 08:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As police officers it can be said that we are expected to be jacks of all trades but masters of none

6/04/2009 08:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A house divided cannot stand; no one can serve two masters

6/04/2009 08:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"SCC I say you end every post with a what would masters do, or something to that effect.

6/04/2009 04:29:00 PM"


Oh please, not EVERY post.

That would be silly.

6/04/2009 09:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It appears that this guy is also an attorney (admitted to the bar in November of 2006).

Attorneys have to comply with the Illinois Supreme Court's Rules of Professional Conduct.

Is he in compliance?

6/04/2009 09:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Masters is just a creation and operative of the Daley Crime Family.

Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.
Mike Masters / Daley Crime Family.

6/04/2009 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MASTRS "ANYONE ANYONE" MASTERS

6/04/2009 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad can I get a number # for a MASTERS mission.

6/04/2009 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

6/04/2009 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters, Masters!!

6/04/2009 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think any attempt by IAD to investigate would be a blatant violation of the department General Order on First Ammendment Rights.

6/05/2009 12:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

6/04/2009 10:53:00 PM

Stop blowing him ron! masters

6/05/2009 12:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont forget what masters did to those cops in 018

6/05/2009 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6/4 5:39pm Scroll thru that really fast. Whew, that made me dizzy as hell.

6/05/2009 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

CONGRESS shall make no law. Doesn't say anything about Masters making any laws, does it?

6/05/2009 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

6/04/2009 10:53:00 PM"


thanks, mikie, we feel your pain.

6/05/2009 01:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

6/04/2009 10:53:00 PM

Um no. He is a Daley pawn sent to baby sit J-Fed, lest he get any of his own ideas. He has a gold 'star', a tact car with lights, has carried a pistol illegaly, and is about as much a policeman as the 15 year old who wrote a ticket. Wait a minute, that kid actually wrote a mover and went on jobs, so I guess Masters is less...he's about as much a policeman as Jfed. Pro police? ONE example please....

6/05/2009 01:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Look into 09-cv-01574 currently pending in Fed Court and find out how it is connected to Masters.

Connect the dots. Masters will lose his job."

Hawkins v City

Whats the case about?
________________________________

Give us a link.

6/05/2009 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm

Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two

Signed George Constanza

6/05/2009 03:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Cindy Brady said...

Marsha,Marsha,Marsha,its always about Marsha!

6/05/2009 04:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember this little diddy from the
Andy Griffith Show?

Mike Masters, Mike Masters
Should have a court case with a docket.
Has one bullet for his pistol,
And he keeps it in his pocket.

6/05/2009 06:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Masters is a surrogate for J-Fed, Masters gets talked about and called ASSHOLE thereby taking heat off Jody boy.

M A S T E R S M A S T E R S

M A S T E R S M A S T E R S

M A S T E R S M A S T E R S

F U C K M A S T E R S

6/05/2009 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PLEASE, TELL ME THIS IS NOT TRUE. I thought we needed more cops on the streets, not chasing bloggers!

6/05/2009 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Master of the house
Doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake
And an open palm

Master of the house
Keeper of the zoo
Ready to relieve 'em
Of a sou or two

Signed George Constanza

But his he master of his own domain?

6/05/2009 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.
////////////////////////////////////
signed, Mike masters ,mom

6/05/2009 10:01:00 AM  
Blogger Second City Wifey said...

http://www.ilnd.uscourts.gov/home/DailyCal/0.htm

6/05/2009 10:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

6/04/2009 10:53:00 PM

Okay, Ray H. Whatever you say, you disgrace to the Corps.

6/05/2009 10:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

6/04/2009 10:53:00 PM

Um no. He is a Daley pawn sent to baby sit J-Fed, lest he get any of his own ideas. He has a gold 'star', a tact car with lights, has carried a pistol illegaly, and is about as much a policeman as the 15 year old who wrote a ticket. Wait a minute, that kid actually wrote a mover and went on jobs, so I guess Masters is less...he's about as much a policeman as Jfed. Pro police? ONE example please....

*************

I will tell you because I know. I know that he worked with the States Attorney's office a few years ago to create a program that targeted some of the most violent criminals in the City. He worked to get the other agencies, including the IRS to be more involved in assisting the CPD in many ways. I'm not going to go into all of it but his primary goals are for the betterment of the Department in a good way. And no, I don't work for the policy group.

6/05/2009 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember that cartoon from back in the '80, "Masters of the Universe"?

6/05/2009 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

Signed,

Sgt. Raymond 'Rambo' Hamilton
Commanding Officer
Supt.'s Policy Group

6/05/2009 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the shit storm.

Signed,

IAD

6/05/2009 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

Signed,

Sgt. Raymond 'Rambo' Hamilton
Commanding Officer
Supt.'s Policy Group

6/05/2009 02:18:00 PM

And he did what for you? retire your old and have arthritis!

6/05/2009 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trivia question:
On the show "Magnum, PI", at whose estate did Magnum and Higgins reside?

6/05/2009 08:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You guys should quit it. Masters has worked on the behalf of all officers on the CPD for a while before coming to the CPD. He is intelligent. He is for the police. He brings a lot to the table. Quit it.

Signed,

Sgt. Raymond 'Rambo' Hamilton
Commanding Officer
Supt.'s Policy Group

6/05/2009 02:18:00 PM

And he did what for you? retire your old and have arthritis!

Ray I would not call any body out you are to small, weak and don't have your SWAT team to back you up. Old or not you would most likely get your ass kicked.

6/05/2009 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

......he had a cane and derby hat.....they called him mike...mike mastersmasters....Theme song from the old Bat Masterson series. God I'm old, but not as old as MASTERS.

6/06/2009 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOWLY P/O SAID

PLEASE CUT IT OUT, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAPER I HAVE TO DO FOR EACH TIME YOU SAY HIS NAME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YER KILLIN ME.

6/06/2009 03:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mike Masters. Never heard of the guy.

6/06/2009 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Smarter Than Him said...

You ARE a lowly PO and you're also "All Caps Guy". If you're really in IAD no one need ever post again. The epitome of Pay-To-Play right here on SCC.

6/06/2009 11:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will tell you because I know. I know that he worked with the States Attorney's office a few years ago to create a program that targeted some of the most violent criminals in the City. He worked to get the other agencies, including the IRS to be more involved in assisting the CPD in many ways. I'm not going to go into all of it but his primary goals are for the betterment of the Department in a good way. And no, I don't work for the policy group.

6/05/2009 11:05:00 AM
Yeah right. You post the name and number of the irs agent that is working with cpd. Please do it. I have never been able to get an agent to take on a case of any size. They won't even take on a case with other federal agencies.

So call your uncle mike masters and get the name and number of the irs agent that we in cpd should call who will give us assistance with investigations. You post that information on this blog punk.

6/07/2009 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy masters.
i mean helewink.
i mean god get a clue

6/07/2009 11:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I work for a western suburb, and have never heard of Mike Masters. Will I be getting a call from Chicago IAD about my mentioning Masters? Maybe I could get lucky and stop him on traffic in my town and arrest him on UUW. Think 'ol Lampkin would give him 2 years probation?

6/08/2009 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black Sabbath: Masters of Reality

6/08/2009 09:42:00 PM  

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