Friday, July 17, 2009


  • A 15-year-old boy who earlier this year fooled Chicago police officers into believing he was one of their own will spend three years on probation after pleading guilty to impersonating a cop and later stealing a car he persuaded a dealer to let him test drive.

    Juvenile Court Judge Andrew Berman warned the boy he would have to comply with the terms of his probation, including participating in a mentoring program, serving 30 days home confinement, spending much of his time at a monitoring center and taking part in in-home therapy.

    "One of the things that you have done, and have been very candid about, is you like to manipulate other people and situations," Berman told the boy. "That's going to stop right now. You are not going to manipulate me. If you mess up with this probation ... to say nothing of if you get arrested, that's it. Next stop is the Department of Corrections."

Yeah, right. This kid did numerous impersonations, got caught once, and is working on an increasingly destructive rap sheet. We give him six months before he gets caught violating probation.

All he learned here was how to game the system.



Anonymous Major Blockrounder said...

I had a chance to talk to this young man and asked him why he impersonates cops,

He said,

Jody is my idol.

I said,

Yeah but you also stole a car. You are nothing more then a scumbag asshole who commits crimes on a regular basis and doesn't give a shxt about anyone else.

He said,
Daley is my other idol.

I said,


7/17/2009 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey your Honor, you just got pimped!

7/17/2009 12:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tune in next week as 14yr old impersonates judge and hands out sentences while conducting court session.

7/17/2009 12:33:00 AM  
Blogger Phil Schitz here said...

I give the kid less than 6 months before he screws up again.

7/17/2009 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sure the judges name wasnt sotomayor?or the old '' let him go leo'' from the big house? will the kid keep his nose clean til labor day?

7/17/2009 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like Omar said: "It's all in the game".

7/17/2009 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he would have given him probation if the kid lived on Judge Berman's block.......didn't think so.

7/17/2009 01:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

un real Look Judgie Wudgie

he manioulated you ya fucking goof

7/17/2009 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And then he'll be be on double secret probation.

7/17/2009 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7/17/2009 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like Omar said: "It's all in the game".

7/17/2009 01:19:00 AM


Man, I miss that show.

7/17/2009 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's disgusting what passes for justice in this shit county.

"Now, now you bad little boy. If you keep this up, I'm really going to get upset!"


7/17/2009 08:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the judge was going to sentence the kid to 6 months in the explorer program but was told that the kid has more police experience than the people running the program.

7/17/2009 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i give him two months, he will work on something bigger, maybe impersonating a senator

7/17/2009 08:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge doesn't even realize he got played.

7/17/2009 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

including participating in a mentoring program

That's what he was trying to do when Dugan started chasing him around!

7/17/2009 08:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is his Mother and Father?

7/17/2009 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

7/17/2009 06:48:00 AM


7/17/2009 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Isn't this the kid who stole a Lexus a couple of months ago? Unbelievable!!!!

7/17/2009 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want him out. Its like where will he strike next?

7/17/2009 09:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the city should pay the kid for the day he did more work then the whole watch did for the day

7/17/2009 09:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - Cook Cty jury does it again!

$417K For Family Of Bystander Killed By Police In Shoot-out

July 17, 2009
BY LISA DONOVAN Staff Reporter
A Cook County jury has awarded $417,000 to the family of a homeless bystander who was killed by an errant bullet fired by a Chicago Police officer during a gunfight outside a downtown nightclub in 2003.

So, the 'family' didn't care enough about their homeless loved one to take him in off the street, but all of a sudden, they are upset to the tune of $417,000 ! ! !

How fu*ked up is that?

7/17/2009 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what's the over under for his next pinch? I'm saying 7 weeks....


7/17/2009 09:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The judge was just manipulated and and does not even realize it!

7/17/2009 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone just needs to guide this kid into some useful way to put his considerable powers of deceit and manipulation to good, legal use. There are plenty of professions that require the skills this kid has in abundance.

For instance, I bet Shortshanks is going to need a new press flak sometime soon!

7/17/2009 10:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now what happens to the PO that was fucked over by this kid? I would hope the department does the right thing here and understands the PO did nothing wrong.

7/17/2009 10:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait a minute. Time out. Chill out.

I think he's building an excellent resume for a career as a city official.

7/17/2009 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are grooming him to be an Alderman!

7/17/2009 11:27:00 AM  
Anonymous I really mean it this time said...

I have heard it from Juv. Judges before and the next time he is arrested and is before this judge he will again scold him and just increase his probation.

7/17/2009 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let see, if the fuc%$# liberal judge would of sentenced him to a few years in cook county, then you know who could have been outside on 26th and Cal. protesting!
The ROBIN HOOD of the poor and margined black neighborhoods leader!
The SHORTSHANKS shit stirrer!
The Englewood GANG BANGER’S idol!
The next Chicago Mayor or Alder-thief!

Im just saying!

7/17/2009 12:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's Juvy court...they ALL get probation...then double secret probation...then super intensive probation....and the list goes on.

This kid was arrested 2 or 3 times prior to this for doing the same thing just on a slightly smaller scale. Shouldn't he have already been on probation?

7/17/2009 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but he got dumped to midnights.

7/17/2009 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I expect the next time he shows up , he'll be impersonating one of your watch commanders.

7/17/2009 01:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I said,


7/17/2009 12:22:00 AM"

Beeeeeery Intarrrrrresting!

7/17/2009 01:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can just imagine...going to juvenile court and seeing a young black judge on the bench...oh wait that's not a judge..that's a 14 year old...the same 14 year old!!!

Juvenile court is a joke. Bring back the belt, paddle, and switch. Parents, teachers and police have lost the authority to kick ass...that is why these kids are out of liberal media and court system.

7/17/2009 02:31:00 PM  
Blogger Reverend Al said...

Boy needs a mentor? Great! I've been looking for someone just like him to help me locate the best place to put a lightning rod in the field next to my cabin in Wisconsin.
His job will be to run around the field holding a metal pole over his head during thunderstorms. I'll let him wear my old uniform, and will wait inside, watching dvd's from Netflix. A particularly bright flash and loud bang will signal he's graduated from my mentoring.
I guess it's either that, or he ends up with a meritorius promotion to DC somewhere.

7/17/2009 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'on, SCC....6 months? I'll give it 6 weeks, maybe less.

7/17/2009 03:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge Bermans famous speech. Ok I'll give you one more chance,stay in school and be good young man. Dont come back to my courtroom or else. Blah Blah Blah and when he comes back same speach again. Had a kid in his room a few weeks ago for armed robbery. Same speech. Judge counts and says you violated my order 1,2,3... 24 times. What does he do Son ill give you 1 more chance. Good job judge!!!!

7/17/2009 05:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i heard he bought his gear at chicago uniforms. Theyll sell anyone a uniform these days! Even 14 year old kids.

7/17/2009 05:59:00 PM  
Blogger OLD*6970 said...






7/17/2009 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the pool begin....The line is at 30 days. Who wants the under?

7/17/2009 06:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reminds me (again) of the sex offender we locked up for failure to register and blew his parole. Got it in front of the SAME judge who sentenced him the first time... State's atty says: "Nothing you did officers, I've got to put you on the stand, but I've been told we are already going to lose the case"
Crook county justice.

7/17/2009 09:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Judge Berman's judgment and sentence of this offender smacks of the ultimate conceit. No one else has been able to drive home to this kid that he should abide by the laws and norms of society. The judge found specifically that this kid flaunts the law due to his ability to manipulate those in authority. He wouldn't and hasn't listened to his mother, his grand mother, his reverend (who appeared on his behalf at previous court hearings), but he will listen to good 'ole Judge Andy's threatening tough love speech.
Berman, you are the north end of a horse headed south. This kid just made you out as the biggest, dumbest judge in the Circus Court of Crook County. And, that is really saying something with the 415 or so mouth breathing, knuckle draggers who wear robes in this county. He manipulated you into cutting him loose. You better hope that his next caper, which is an inevitability, does not result in the death or injury of another human being. The next time you feel compelled to grant absolution to a serial offender, get thee to a seminary or rabbinical college and let someone who will enforce the law don the robes of justice.

7/17/2009 10:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dumped to midnights" Outstanding! I'm still laughing as I type this.

7/18/2009 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is jody going to have the fbi grab the kid up and hang a civil rights case on him--- he violated the civil rights of the 003 district personnel as well as the community when he was playin the po po. he is a domestic terrorist--- committing multiple felonies--- a menace to society--- go get him jody--- you might get an honorable and a couple on the end on your friday----

7/18/2009 07:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This lying, thieving kid is a perfect candidate for alderman....

7/18/2009 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to express my condolences in advance to the family of the future victim that will be hurt or maimed by this (yes i know he is just a kid)jagoff in training. It is really a shame that this system is so fucked up. If it isn't evident that this kid is on his way down I55 towards Pontiac Correctional Center, then fucking read between the lines Judge Keller (Full fucking relation to Helen!) Obviously there is no structure or real parenting going on in this boys life so instead of letting him go out there and as statisically proven, fuck up and catch a real case where someone is hurt or dies, put him in the system and hope that he sees the light. At least those involved can have some sense of morality and know that they truly tried to steer this kid in the right direction. But that would make to much sense...let's throw him back into the jaws of the streets and revisit this topic when he's in the news again for what could possibly been prevented. Fucking hypocrits...and nothing will be learned if it does pan out that way unless it directly affects someone important enough to garner outrage. And thats the name of that tune!

7/18/2009 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These DAMN juvees KNOW that judges are going to let them off, thats why they do whats they do...

WTF is the matter with these judges?

I never in my life seen so many assholes that run our judicial sys... I never in my life heard of a 15 y/o getting away with impersonating an officer , and then getting PROB.... WTF , get me the F out of this fvcked up state....

JUVEES are thought to be rehabitable, MY ASS....

INCARCERATE THEM AND TEACH THEM A LESSON, they are only laughing in that judges face, and all of US.

Damn the judges and damn the animals.....

7/18/2009 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont give this SOB more than 1 month to fuck it up..... LMAO...

He is a dependable POS in society...

7/18/2009 02:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...this kid is now hearing cases at 26th & California...

7/20/2009 11:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kid said his next act was to impersonate Jodi, but when he found out he had to take all those unpaid days off, he changed his mind.

7/20/2009 11:58:00 AM  

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