Monday, September 21, 2009

Order Rescinded


As you see, we craftily folded back the corners of the document in case J-Fed's nefarious henchmen numbered the copies of the Fax Message and can track our mole.

The ingenuity of a Chicago Police Officer cannot be underestimated.

And neither can the stupidity coming out of downtown.

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98 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure quantico is on the case

9/21/2009 03:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hasn't a Fed heard of White Out? Paint over the number and xerox it

9/21/2009 03:20:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

HAH-HAAAAHHHHH!

LOLZ YOU BITCHES!!!

A REAL POLICEMAN WILL WALK YOU DUMB ASSES TO A CRAWL!

Huh? Whazzat? Chicago Coppers are a bunch of knuckle-dragging dumb-asses?

Figure it out j-fart & policy group! You muthafuckahs are SOOO MUCH SMARTER that a regular ol' BLUE-SHIRT!

KEEP IT COMIN' SCC! These morons will soon start cannibalizing each other!

The real Police are laughing their asses off!

LOLZ AGAIN BITCHES!!

Gump-ass muthafuckahs... hahahahahaa!

9/21/2009 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF Topic:

The Huffington Post has the most in depth news story on the 4 CPD officers who plead guilty (in the SOS scandal) that I've seen to date.

They revealed some of what was read from the 17 page synopsis of what they admitted to in court last week. (shocking)

It details how they found $450,000 wrapped in cellophane during a traffic stop and split it, each getting $130,000. (WOW)

An unnamed Sgt. yet to be indicted (but more to be announced soon) found out about it, called the officer in the office, reamed him out & after chastizing him demanded $3,000 for his "vegas trip" Nice going sergeant.

How come the local media never gets "the scoop?" I'm sick of the B.S. that gets publish by the Slum-times and gets passed off as reporting!

Go to HuffingtonPost.Com click the "chicago" tab and scroll down to see the article from 09/18/09 "Former elite cops heading to jail after admitting to theft and break-ins"

IT'S GOING TO GET UGLIER BOYS AND GIRLS SO HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!

9/21/2009 03:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarity! How much do you want to bet that the exposure this blog gave to this little "project" was the cause of its very downfall?

GOD BLESS THE 1ST AMENDMENT!

Now if only the Olympics, Daley, and the rest of the hacks in office could share the same fate.

FYI: Stroger having a town-hall meeting in Park Ridge next week. I wonder if they'll let citizens come up and ask questions?

9/21/2009 03:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure they (35th Street) will spend countless hours trying to figure out how you defeated their surefire way to catch the person leaking this info.

9/21/2009 03:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO! Dumbass.

9/21/2009 03:57:00 PM  
Anonymous 38 and Gone said...

Reminds me of when Babs McDonald was head of R & D (and Ramsey's main squeeze). An order would come out and a week later or less it was rescinded or was amended so much to make the original order moot.

9/21/2009 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They are still a bunch of dumb bozo's in Hq!

Fucking Political hacks!

9/21/2009 04:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPD is the laughing stock around the country. I just talked to a friend with the state police in another state and he said they all watch what goes on in chicago because it brings them entertainment and lots of laughs. They really enjoyed J-feds bumper sticker idea and now I'm sure they will enjoy how the dummies at 35th street changed their small minds once again.

9/21/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are any officers going to G20 conference in Pittsburgh this weekend? whose going? what bosses?maybe they will want to stay there

9/21/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, notice how Jfuk doesn't have the balls to put the order out himself but he sure can sign off on the order to fuck us can't he?

This fucker couldn't save himself now if the lord god came down to shed his grace on him.

You are truly fucked Weis and your career in ANY type of law enforcement capacity is burned beyond recognition.

Good luck even getting your wife to piss away the money on whatever pathetic book you plan on writing about your sinkhole career at the CPD. You musta needed the cool million to pay off your downtown condo eh?

9/21/2009 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

LOLx3!!!

Saw on another post that j-fart and some gold stars were the recipients of "hen-grenades" at an outdoor roll-call in 006 over the weekend.

You idiots are rumored to be the POLICE but you tucked tail and ran like pussies.

*sigh*

The federal (ha-ha) model of policing is upon us eh?

Yet you jackasses bray about "be the Police, we got your back" and yet you run away because Pooky egged you? God forbid if it was 1987 to 1997 and the REAL POLICE had to shut down a CHA high rise...

You clowns would be the cause of many Policemen getting hurt or killed due to your cowardice and inaction or you'll fuck a Policeman in a heartbeat for taking care of business.

Thanks for showing what you really are j-fart. Now take that uniform off... You openly mock the 500+ stars in the display case. You are beneath contempt. A specially hot fire is being stoked for you... Hope the money was worth it as you have no soul to speak of.

We cannot imagine you as anyone's son or husband as it is apparent that you and the people who raised you to adulthood were/are devoid of any human trait like compassion, honesty or true bravery.

You're essentially the living dead. A joyless, loveless creature who exists just to suck the life out of others. You cast a shadow but no reflection.

Be a man for once in your life and make the mess you made right. Honor your word and resign already... Oh sorry, your word has the value of stink from dog-shit but you knew that didn't you.

Here's to you running & crying in your sleep for the rest of your miserable existence... "The wicked flee though no one pursueth..."

9/21/2009 04:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT-The next court date for the offenders who tagged the police memorial is on Wednesday 23 Sept 09 at 0900 HRS at Belmont and Western in court branch 42-2. Pass this on to all officers and law enforcement supporters.

9/21/2009 04:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could also have held the memo up to a mirror and then photographed it.

Take the photo and increase the size to see if any identifying markings are present. I would look for initials "JIAW".

Jody is a weasel.

9/21/2009 04:29:00 PM  
Blogger Marie said...

once again jfed forgets the old saying "engage brain before opening mouth"
one more thing mastersmastersmastersmastersmastersmastersmastersmastersmastersmasters

9/21/2009 04:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever came up with this stupid idea...should be FIRED!!!!! What a waste of manpower, money and just plain common sense....

9/21/2009 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good job scc and good writing 418 PM. You speak the truth my brother

9/21/2009 04:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rescinded order should have said "Disregard...we're going to shove another dumb order up our ass." Did "Master"bater come up with that one?

9/21/2009 04:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't like my driving? KMA and dial 1-800-FED-UPPP.

9/21/2009 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

\,,/

You rock, SCC.

9/21/2009 04:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As reported in today’s Crain’s Chicago Business:

Mayor Richard M. Daley and Patrick Ryan assure Chicago taxpayers that a safety net of insurance would insulate them from the financial risks of hosting the 2016 Olympics.

But the insurance policies Mr. Ryan says he’ll secure would cover only about $1.1 billion of the $3.8-billion operating budget that the mayor’s Olympic point man has drawn up for the games. In many key areas, no insurer stands between taxpayers and the risk of revenue shortfalls or cost overruns.

For example, there’s no insurance against the risk that private lenders won’t shell out $1 billion to finance construction of the Olympic Village, as Messrs. Daley and Ryan predict they will. And there’s no coverage against shortfalls in corporate sponsorship sales, which they predict will rake in $1.8 billion, two-thirds more than London expects to collect for the 2012 games.

So, it’s official. Chicago’s premiere business publication has looked at the “insurance” and found huge holes. Guess who gets to fill those holes? JOIN US ON SEPTEMBER 29 AT CITY HALL, 5:30PM TO PROTEST THIS MESS!

9/21/2009 05:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The CPD is the laughing stock around the country. I just talked to a friend with the state police in another state and he said they all watch what goes on in chicago because it brings them entertainment and lots of laughs. They really enjoyed J-feds bumper sticker idea and now I'm sure they will enjoy how the dummies at 35th street changed their small minds once again.

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I could not disagree more, though he might have been talking about you personally. New York, LA, Detroit, New Orleans, in other words the other large metro urban pd's, all have huge problems that in some cases dwarf ours. If you put your nose in a nationwide paper or newscast once in a while you would know this. Now, many people have been watching the past IL governors saga with much amusement...which of course he brought upon himself after pasting his own face all over the news. The Chicago Police Dept, long known as some of the best police officers in the world are not in danger of losing their street creds yet. Also, don't quote what some yahoo state coppers says about this dept as if it comes from the mouth of God. Though there is a lot of bitching on this site I see nothing but excellent police work everyday that I leave my home and hit the street. Don't forget....the few are not the defining. We are still, and always will be the best God-damned police dept there is.

9/21/2009 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmao - you sure showed them !
stoopid brass !

9/21/2009 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is like OBama and ACORN... Trying to distance himself! When he knowns the truth.

9/21/2009 05:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm confused, so no bumper stickers now, but can we shoot at vehicles? These J-Fed faxes are so confusing. Together We Can!

9/21/2009 05:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey B.C. (23 District) How was the U2 Concert????

9/21/2009 05:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rescinded order should have said "Disregard...we're going to shove another dumb order up our ass." Did "Master"bater come up with that one?

"Master bater", Hilarious brother, you made my day. You Rock.

J-Fuck, Dick Daley and now Master-Bater, this dept. has slid down the shitter but is getting more funny everyday. Keep it up boys and girls. Go to work and laugh it up.

9/21/2009 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm sure quantico is on the case

9/21/2009 03:18:00 PM

Didn't Joe Quantico make sergeant off the old list? He prononces it kwan-tee-koe. I worked with him in 012. Good guy. He'll get to the bottom of it! He's a FEEB at heart!

9/21/2009 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously, We all know J-Fed was hired to "clean up" the dept. (of course I use that term loosely) but are they all tapped out of ideas that they had to result to how am I driving stickers? To the citizens of Chicago...this is your police department too.

9/21/2009 05:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now hear this! From now on, all orders are to be written in invisible ink. No exceptions. This will save time by eliminating the need to send a rescinding order. That is all...

9/21/2009 05:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Pittsburgh said...

Anonymous said...
are any officers going to G20 conference in Pittsburgh this weekend? whose going? what bosses?maybe they will want to stay there

9/21/2009 04:04:00 PM

Oh No!!! You don't want to come here. There was already a meeting with the feds who said in effect: "Since we have no arrest powers, we cannot back you up if anything goes down in our presence". WTF? I'll bet that they would see and assist the idiot who happened to get a wood shampoo and would happily testify in court againt you for "Violating their rights"

All feds suck. Bar none.

9/21/2009 05:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO!

9/21/2009 05:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Ken said...

How low this Department had sunk,how many more imbeciles are going to run this so called police department into oblivion. We no longer are police department but one very large bowl of jello.

9/21/2009 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe the SCC postings were the cause of death of this misguided initiative. Bravo SCC!

Lastly, whoever thought this up should have the words "DUMB BITCH" branded on their forehead, regardless of whether they are male or female.

9/21/2009 05:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I can say is WOW! This s@*t is funny as hell.

9/21/2009 05:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT....Sorry SCC...I have to make mention of this because it belongs to US...and the families of our fallen brothers/sisters...I attended the candelight vigil last week and as usual was impressed with the great turn out and moved by the words of the family members who spoke on behalf of their fallen family members....especially the smaller children...God Bless! Anyway...I was walking out and noticed in the circular area where the names are on the walls by section numbers....there were (9) NINE burned out lights.....These are the lights that are permanently in the ground and illuminate the names on the walls....NINE lights burned out on the evening of the vigil??!! I also noticed that the plexiglass which contains the names of the fallen and directs one to the numbered section of the wall was terribly buckeled....can't we put something OVER the plexiglass ?? Like a piece of glass that would look much better and NOT buckel or bow...looks very cheap....and lastly...there is a huge crack in the north wall just to the right of this plexiglass piece that has the names written on it....the crack looks terrible....Can't we fix these things?? This memorial cost millions and it is in sad shape....Phil Cline...please take notice and have these things fixed for our brothers....I donate $$ EVERY paycheck to the memorial and would ask that it is better kept than it currently is......especially on the night of the vigil....shame....Thanks SCC for posting this very important information....

9/21/2009 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was by far the dumbest one yet.

9/21/2009 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WERE SORRY WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT F FED U GUYS++SIGNED MASTERS&HAMILTON THE TAKE HOME CAR GUYS

9/21/2009 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The CPD is the laughing stock around the country. I just talked to a friend with the state police in another state and he said they all watch what goes on in chicago because it brings them entertainment and lots of laughs. They really enjoyed J-feds bumper sticker idea and now I'm sure they will enjoy how the dummies at 35th street changed their small minds once again.

9/21/2009 04:04:00 PM


This whole police department is a joke, it deserves to be a laughing stock. When do yo suppose J-Fed got to that Oh Shit! moment where he realized what he had gotten himself into? This certainly won't enhance his future employment opportunities in law enforcement.

As for me, I do not admit to anyone I don't know what I do for a living for I know what will come next. The questions about all the bullshit in the papers on almost a daily basis. This is no longer an organization one can be proud of being a part of. What a damn shame! Just look at what Richard M. Daley has done to the Chicago Police Department since he took office in 1989. The CPD went right down the drain.

Remember Daley's 1st Superintendent? Matt Rodriguez. Remember his first day? The Loop flood. Matt got the 1st no confidence vote from the FOP membership. The downhill slide has continued to this day.

9/21/2009 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

off topic...
Just watched the latest media smear of the cpd, this time by cbs at 6:00 regarding the nurse who was detained, this time w/ a new wrinkle. The p.o. Involved was actually called out on the air by mike flannery. Heres what was said

rob johnson "simply over a blood test, thats it?"

flannery "yea its absoloutely outrageous" "and if this story she tells, and she exudes credibility is anything remotely close to the truth...(flannery now intensly points directly into the camera) "i want to hear this guys explanation,because i dont think there is one"

Yet another example of anti-police bias by the chicago media

9/21/2009 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC-I hope you're keeping a journal. Anatomy of a Police Blog. It would be an instant best seller! After all, the posts are entertaining enough, I can just imagine what goes on behind the scenes.

---not a cop

9/21/2009 06:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10 years from now let's say 2019...cue in on two po's having a cup of joe at the D&D. Remember when J-whats his name yeah that supt who had weird looking eyes and forehead...oh yeah J-fed.... remember that stupid "How Am I Driving" bumper sticker order. Man wasn't he one dumb motherfucker! laughter then a job comes over the radio. 1221 we got a drunk driver going down Ashland. 10-99 squad but I'll determine if he's drunk. Life goes on and nothing changes.

9/21/2009 06:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who is the ADS, Finance and Human Resources Group?

9/21/2009 06:51:00 AM

Marvin Shear. A retired Chicago Police Patrolman that went to the civilian side many years ago. A most dangerous mercenary.

9/21/2009 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When is J fed and the Mental midget going to figure out that this is our fucken Police Dept. and not theirs???

9/21/2009 06:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check this shit out!!!!

In order to provide internet access, the e-learning system will be taken offline and the server moved to Information Services Division, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 at 0700 hours.

The system is expected to be operational by Thursday, 24 September 2009. This migration will provide users access from home. WTF!!!!!!!!

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Office of the Superintendent
3510 S. Michigan Ave
Chicago, Il. 60653
(312)745-6100


Who in the fuck wants to work on work related shit from home. Are they nuts!!!!!!

9/21/2009 07:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Bklyn North said...

FROM "THEE (NYPD) RANT", Larry (aka "19th Pct.") tells me that the NYPD is now aware of the amadons that run the CPD.

See "from the are you kidding dept." at "THEE RANT".

Link in rt. column on SCC.

9/21/2009 07:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1ST CLASS DEPT MY ASS JUST THINK WHAT IS JFED AND MASTERS & HAMILTON GOING TO DO IF WE GET THE OLYMPICS!! THESE GUYS JUST NEED TO GO> GO NOW AND LEAVE THE LIGHTS ON> YOUR SO CALLED WANNABE LEADERSHIP IS JUST BAD AND HURTING THE DEPT

9/21/2009 07:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will bet you a dollar to a donut that when J-Fed was a kid, he was a scrawny little punk that had his lunch money taken from him on a dailey basis. Turned to body building and became a FED so he could carry a gun and be a tough guy. With muscles and a gun,he could now get back at the bullies that taunted him back then.

GFYS J-Fed. You are now laughed at not only behind your back, but to you face. You wouldn't make a hemoroid on a REAL POLICEMANS ASS.

9/21/2009 07:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many of these 'brilliant' orders has WEISel had to shove back up his own asshole?
How can our once proud Dept. have been taken over by people as stupid as WEIS, MASTERS and HAMILTON?
WHAT did we do as a Dept. to deserve this?
Please, Lord, ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

9/21/2009 08:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This may be just a rumor...maybe SCC could investigate...I heard that since the Police Auctions were started, the money was suppose to be for the Police Benefit Fund. The Fund never saw any of that money and it totals well over 1,000,000. The rumor I heard is that they are going to put that money in our pension fund instead.

9/21/2009 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone know how to "opt out" of J-Fed's incessant daily emails about training seminars? I swear to God, keep my Retro pay, just quit spamming me every day about diry-bombs and how some fella who runs a dept. with 40 members in bumblefudge, Iowa is going to school me on Al Qaeda.

9/21/2009 08:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...FYI: Stroger having a town-hall meeting in Park Ridge next week. I wonder if they'll let citizens come up and ask questions?

9/21/2009 03:44:00 PM

That little twerp better have his track shoes on, his crash helmet fastened and be wearing a Depends undergarment.

His body guards better look like the '85 Bears front line and the driver better keep the motor running.

I know some rrrreeaallyy pissed off people up there, and they just might do to him what some angry citizens did to Rostenkowski at such a meeting. Remember that, it may be available as a video...

I told them that they should get that on video and post it on You-
Tube…and on SCC.

The Dems might try to screen the people at the meeting so it looks like a We Came Here to Worship You Meetings for Our National Messiah. But there are only a few Black Panthers, VLs and GD up there and they tend to stand out in any crowd.

Stay Safe, and please Vote for John Garrido (CPD) for President of the Cook County Board

9/21/2009 08:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sort of like a bus checks

Do they still have bus checks?


old retired guy

9/21/2009 08:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Rentokill said...

I'm begining to believe J-Fed was raised by house plants. All the signs are there

He continually turns his chair in his carbon dioxide enhanced office in the direction of the sun.

He has people that come into his office and tell him lovely things to reward the incremental forehead growth he has each day. He has surpassed a 5-head and is now closing in on having a six-head.

Some other poor soul has to come in to prune his unwanted growths while waxing his back.

Then as the afternoon sun begins it slow westward departure, the put him in his rolling chair and race him to the other side of the building.

This would explain the truckloads of miracle grow being shipped to 35h street

9/21/2009 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rescinded: Stupid is as stupid does.

9/21/2009 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hasn't a Fed heard of White Out? Paint over the number and xerox it

9/21/2009 03:20:00 PM



Photo shop the number so it looks like another person's #. hahahah

9/21/2009 08:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone in the "company" trying to put their own input and ingenuity into the NEW MADNESS to impress GOD know WHO!

We are the NEW and IMPROVED CPD!

DORKS...

9/21/2009 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember Bill Cozzi.
Don't trust this administration and do nothing to assist them or their stated goals. What happened to Cozzi could and would happen to you in a heartbeat. Never trust a fed.

9/21/2009 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

are any officers going to G20 conference in Pittsburgh this weekend? whose going? what bosses?maybe they will want to stay there9/21/2009 04:04:00 PM
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Speaking of which, got a call from Special Event Sect. They asked if I want to do the G20 for time and a half. She sounded really sad when I said no.

9/21/2009 09:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How much did the bumper stickers cost that will just go in the garbage and who got that contract ?

9/21/2009 10:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bigger picture...What if J-fed used his FBI peep's tchnology? Is his order not public knowledge? Seems we get tied up on G.O.'s all the time. Now, they can't be published? If your source somehow gets hit....he/she should become a millionaire. Just throw a nice party for us, pleeeeeeze.

9/21/2009 10:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Excerpt from Huffington Post: Salinas said after again withholding insulin, the man provided information that led police to about $30,000 to $33,000. The officers, according to Salinas, inventoried $10,000 and split the rest. It was one of a number of times in which the officers reported finding far less money than they actually did and split the money they did not report, according to the document.

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/18/former-elite-chicago-cops_n_291770.html

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Is this what Ceriali, Lee, Knight, Valadez, Airhart, Strugala, and countless of other REAL police died for. Fuck the SOS criminals.

9/21/2009 11:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More BS has been announced and then rescined in the last two years then in the prior 29. Time to retire from this pop stand.

9/21/2009 11:19:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Hmmmm... Slightly o/t?

It looks like the shortshanks inc. media spin & message control machine has kicked into high gear.
Note the lead stories for the on-line versions of the scum-times & fibune have a VERY HEAVY anti Police slant.

Nurse sues cop...

Crooked cop keeps pension...

Chicago fireman batters cop...

Corrupt cops plea guilty...

Hmmm... it seems 42 extra-short, j-fart and jackie ("we don't own no dope-house") heard are galloping around at break-neck speeds so they can defecate in every well of citizen sympathy & good will toward the Police.

Coincidence? Hardly. This shit is classic shortshanks. Ray Charles can see this and he's both blind & dead.

All this means is that they're scared and desperate... Everything they tried to do to destroy the blue-shirts has failed and has turned around and bit them dead in their wide, flat asses...

Put it on 'em like a cheap funeral home suit SCC!

9/21/2009 11:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC - you have met the enemy and he is yours!

9/21/2009 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's see, every time a copper gets into an accident, even a fender bender, we will make them wait around for a supervisor to arrive on the scene, no wait that's wrong, never mind.

I know, we'll let them shoot at fleeing cars, being driven by offenders with guns, no can't do that either.

i know, we'll take a survey designed for a totally different purpose and make it into a morale survey. What do you mean I promised to quit if I was the cause of poor morale? When did I say that? Ok, just bury the thing.

How bout this one? We'll put how am I driving bumper stickers on the squad car, their too dumb to notice,and it won't hurt morale. What do you mean the bangers and pissed off citizens might call in false complaints? Alright, never mind.

As a cop, a citizen of the city I have a question. Who the F is coming up with this sh#*, and why are they still employed by the CPD? This department is being run by Rosanne Rosana Danna. It's like a bad SNL skit. The only problem is the citizens and the coppers are the brunt of the joke.

9/22/2009 12:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about myidea for the bosses' cars to have a sticker asking "How's My Leading?"© with the union's telephone number on there. Anyone with a compliment would be outed for reporting himself!

9/22/2009 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Though there is a lot of bitching on this site I see nothing but excellent police work everyday that I leave my home and hit the street. Don't forget....the few are not the defining. We are still, and always will be the best God-damned police dept there is.

9/21/2009 05:04:00 PM



Im going to call BULLSHIT on this one! WE may have some of the BEST COPPERS there is! But our Dept, if this type of leadership continues, is truly FUCKED!

That excellent "Police Work" you speak of... That comes from COPS, not the dept. and certainly not the bosses around here! If you doubt this, just take a walk around 3510, see what we have in that place. See what comes up with “How’s my driving” stickers. See what comes up with “This” mission or “that” mission. That’s our DEPARTMENT.

Now that last good Search Warrant, good Agg Batt pinch, Robbery arrest, Burglary pattern cleared up, that comes from hard working COPS! I’ll put ours up against anywhere else, anytime! NYPD MIGHT come close.

9/22/2009 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weis, Kirby, Hamilton, Bradley = MORONS INTL...

9/22/2009 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A good order came out authorizing the use of open cuff cases. Yay! My snap on my cuff case is rusted shut for not being used for a year and a half. Now I can see the use for an open cuff case. Woof woof.

9/22/2009 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The p.o. Involved was actually called out on the air by mike flannery.

Heres what was said:

rob johnson: "simply over a blood test, thats it?"

flannery: "yea its absoloutely outrageous" ... "and if this story she tells, and she exudes credibility is anything remotely close to the truth...(flannery now intensly points directly into the camera) "i want to hear this guys explanation,because i dont think there is one"....


9/21/2009 06:27:00 PM"



No, mike, you don't.

You really don't.

9/22/2009 01:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I could not disagree more, though he might have been talking about you personally. New York, LA, Detroit, New Orleans, in other words the other large metro urban pd's, all have huge problems that in some cases dwarf ours. If you put your nose in a nationwide paper or newscast once in a while you would know this. Now, many people have been watching the past IL governors saga with much amusement...which of course he brought upon himself after pasting his own face all over the news. The Chicago Police Dept, long known as some of the best police officers in the world are not in danger of losing their street creds yet. Also, don't quote what some yahoo state coppers says about this dept as if it comes from the mouth of God. Though there is a lot of bitching on this site I see nothing but excellent police work everyday that I leave my home and hit the street. Don't forget....the few are not the defining. We are still, and always will be the best God-damned police dept there is.

9/21/2009 05:04:00 PM


You must be in J-fed's policy group. Wake up soft ball and look around!

9/22/2009 02:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Sort of like a bus checks

Do they still have bus checks?


old retired guy

9/21/2009 08:37:00 PM

They sure do. I do a few a week. The bosses love them and I get event numbers also and the boss really gets excited. They are better then AR's. It's great not being the police anymore and it still pays ok.

9/22/2009 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
As reported in today’s Crain’s Chicago Business:

Mayor Richard M. Daley and Patrick Ryan assure Chicago taxpayers that a safety net of insurance would insulate them from the financial risks of hosting the 2016 Olympics.

But the insurance policies Mr. Ryan says he’ll secure would cover only about $1.1 billion of the $3.8-billion operating budget that the mayor’s Olympic point man has drawn up for the games. In many key areas, no insurer stands between taxpayers and the risk of revenue shortfalls or cost overruns.

For example, there’s no insurance against the risk that private lenders won’t shell out $1 billion to finance construction of the Olympic Village, as Messrs. Daley and Ryan predict they will. And there’s no coverage against shortfalls in corporate sponsorship sales, which they predict will rake in $1.8 billion, two-thirds more than London expects to collect for the 2012 games.

So, it’s official. Chicago’s premiere business publication has looked at the “insurance” and found huge holes. Guess who gets to fill those holes? JOIN US ON SEPTEMBER 29 AT CITY HALL, 5:30PM TO PROTEST THIS MESS!

9/21/2009 05:00:00 PM


Is everyone here brain dead or blind? Daley intends on using OUR PENSION FUND and other City pension funds as sources of ready cash to finance the construction. He packs the pension fund boards, he can get it done with a wave of his pinky and a wrinkle of his brow.

Take it to the bank, that is what Daley will do, POLICE OFFICER'S PENSON FUNDS WILL BE USED TO FINANCE THESE 2016 OLYMPICS and there is little or nothing we can do about it.

It will be just another big Fuck You from Daley.

9/22/2009 05:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Sort of like a bus checks

Do they still have bus checks?


old retired guy

9/21/2009 08:37:00 PM

They sure do. I do a few a week. The bosses love them and I get event numbers also and the boss really gets excited. They are better then AR's. It's great not being the police anymore and it still pays ok.

9/22/2009 02:52:00 AM


I love bus checks. I get an event number, I go on the air and sound all police like. And I have something to turn in at the end of the day, if my Sgt. sticks around for checkoff that is. The sgt's rarely stay for long, if all PO's are in or not. The Sgt' s have things to do and places to go, they can't be bothered with checkoff.

9/22/2009 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,YOUR LAST TWO LINES ARE SO TRUE.

9/22/2009 05:58:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

9/21; 5:04 PM

Triple the Thorazine dosage for your hourly Kool-Aid.

We can NOT rule out shock therapy.

I still get a kick out of your ilk who claim we suffer from just "low" morale.

CPD morale is not "low". It's nonexistent. The last remnants now rest on the floor of the Mariana Trench.

9/22/2009 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i placed a bumper sticker on my son's big wheel... how's my driving? 1-800-WAR-RIOR

9/22/2009 09:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rob johnson: "simply over a blood test, thats it?"

flannery: "yea its absoloutely outrageous" ... "and if this story she tells, and she exudes credibility is anything remotely close to the truth...(flannery now intensly points directly into the camera) "i want to hear this guys explanation,because i dont think there is one"....


I dont even watch the local news.

I refuse to give them any ratings. channel 11 isnt bad

9/22/2009 10:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

===================================
I could not disagree more, though he might have been talking about you personally. New York, LA, Detroit, New Orleans, in other words the other large metro urban pd's, all have huge problems that in some cases dwarf ours. If you put your nose in a nationwide paper or newscast once in a while you would know this. Now, many people have been watching the past IL governors saga with much amusement...which of course he brought upon himself after pasting his own face all over the news. The Chicago Police Dept, long known as some of the best police officers in the world are not in danger of losing their street creds yet. Also, don't quote what some yahoo state coppers says about this dept as if it comes from the mouth of God. Though there is a lot of bitching on this site I see nothing but excellent police work everyday that I leave my home and hit the street. Don't forget....the few are not the defining. We are still, and always will be the best God-damned police dept there is.

9/21/2009 05:04:00 PM


Please, whatever he is on, pass around to all PO's. As far as "not going to lose our street creds" - Dude, you must work on the Northside, because on the southside CPD has no street creds that the public fears. For the love of God between shooting at po's and egging the sup where are the street creds there??? Other than in your mind. The mayor certainly disdains us and too many of the citizen hate us; between the clout system, the corruption and daily back-stabbings we are merely a customer service agency who must smile in the face of being treated like shit, blamed for everything while bouncing like a pinball from job to job.

Sometimes I think the only thing that will save this city is going to be Marshall Law, but not to worry the Olympics is coming, the Olympics is coming.

Please understand, I am not at all denouncing the fact that there are a great number of people within the Chicago Police Dept, but street creds is gone by a long shot.

9/22/2009 10:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Check this shit out!!!!

In order to provide internet access, the e-learning system will be taken offline and the server moved to Information Services Division, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 at 0700 hours.

The system is expected to be operational by Thursday, 24 September 2009. This migration will provide users access from home. WTF!!!!!!!!

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Office of the Superintendent
3510 S. Michigan Ave
Chicago, Il. 60653
(312)745-6100


Who in the fuck wants to work on work related shit from home. Are they nuts!!!!!!

9/21/2009 07:06:00 PM


Kewl, now take every e-learning class avail. If you work during your non-scheduled working hours that is a time due slip!!!!

PRIMO!!

9/22/2009 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yes, like any sgt is going to wait around for the same dog po who thinks getting 1 bus ck a day to have something to ck off with is worth more than 15 mins after all the po s doing the jobs are cked in and gone home, hell stick your attitude back in where the sun don't shine, your words only fucked yourself over. your sgt!

9/22/2009 10:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good job to the mole and you scc for exposing that horse shit order.

9/22/2009 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Anyone know how to "opt out" of J-Fed's incessant daily emails about training seminars? I swear to God, keep my Retro pay, just quit spamming me every day about diry-bombs and how some fella who runs a dept. with 40 members in bumblefudge, Iowa is going to school me on Al Qaeda.

9/21/2009 08:12:00 PM

yes, open a hotmail, gmail or yahoo account.

9/22/2009 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

>>>>Anonymous said...
are any officers going to G20 conference in Pittsburgh this weekend? whose going? what bosses?maybe they will want to stay there9/21/2009 04:04:00 PM
-------<<<

That trip to Steeltown could turn into a nightmare. Remember what happened in Montreal Canada a few years back. "Protesters" tore up and set fire to that beautiful city. There are people who go to events like that not to protest any policy but to raise hell like soccer hooligans.

So if you go to Pittsburg, be prepared for anything

Whether you go or not, stay safe.

9/22/2009 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im going to call BULLSHIT on this one! WE may have some of the BEST COPPERS there is! But our Dept, if this type of leadership continues, is truly FUCKED!

That excellent "Police Work" you speak of... That comes from COPS, not the dept. and certainly not the bosses around here! If you doubt this, just take a walk around 3510, see what we have in that place. See what comes up with “How’s my driving” stickers. See what comes up with “This” mission or “that” mission. That’s our DEPARTMENT.

===================================

Don't kids yourself buddy....WE ARE THE DEPT. Our bosses will come and go but we will always be the CPD....I think a few of you are forgetting that. Where I work in 004 you f'cking better believe that you see great goddamn police work night and day. Again...the few assholes do not define the majority.

9/22/2009 11:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Photo shop the number so it looks like another person's #. hahahah

9/21/2009 08:58:00 PM

Photochop the number so it looks like Masters' star number.

9/22/2009 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Hot Pursuit said...

I actually heard that the "French tickler", aka Shortshanks condom, know to most as the one and only J-Fed, had a nuclear meltdown, that was his one and only contribution to this department, his policy start to finish and someone derailed his train...
Just because it was written on the inside of a happy meal box doesn't mean we shouldn't take him seriously...

9/22/2009 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow, you are just too sharp SCC

9/22/2009 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no one in charge.

9/22/2009 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Note to Jesus:

Please give us strong, honest leaders who know how to lead.


Chicago citizen

9/22/2009 06:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT....Sorry SCC...I have to make mention of this because it belongs to US...and the families of our fallen brothers/sisters...I attended the candelight vigil last week and as usual was impressed with the great turn out and moved by the words of the family members who spoke on behalf of their fallen family members....especially the smaller children...God Bless! Anyway...I was walking out and noticed in the circular area where the names are on the walls by section numbers....there were (9) NINE burned out lights.....These are the lights that are permanently in the ground and illuminate the names on the walls....NINE lights burned out on the evening of the vigil??!! I also noticed that the plexiglass which contains the names of the fallen and directs one to the numbered section of the wall was terribly buckeled....can't we put something OVER the plexiglass ?? Like a piece of glass that would look much better and NOT buckel or bow...looks very cheap....and lastly...there is a huge crack in the north wall just to the right of this plexiglass piece that has the names written on it....the crack looks terrible....Can't we fix these things?? This memorial cost millions and it is in sad shape....Phil Cline...please take notice and have these things fixed for our brothers....I donate $$ EVERY paycheck to the memorial and would ask that it is better kept than it currently is......especially on the night of the vigil....shame....Thanks SCC for posting this very important information....

9/21/2009 05:54:00 PM

Phil will only use your post to ask us to donate more.... shame.

9/23/2009 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is the whole purpose surrounding black berries. I don't care how many personal calls you make, the city is getting millions of free potential OT dollars back with its issuance. How many work related issues are discussed, resolved and/or addressed before 8a.m. and afer 5p.m. every single day by everyone, from Exempts down to P.O.'s. You CPD blackberry users are being pimped!

9/23/2009 07:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a 1-800 IMBICILE HACK CLOUT-BOSS phone number posted in all districts.

9/23/2009 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard the SOS Scandle will soon lead to indictments of more P.O's, a Sgt. or 2, and one LT.

9/23/2009 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How many work related issues are discussed, resolved and/or addressed before 8a.m. and afer 5p.m. every single day by everyone, from Exempts down to P.O.'s. You CPD blackberry users are being pimped!

9/23/2009 07:41:00 AM"

BUT THEY LOOK LIKE REAL IMPORTANT TUFFGUYS @ FAMILY GET-TOGETHERS& WHILE OUT ON DATES. "LOOKIE @ ME IZE GOTS ME A BLACKBERRIES IZE IMPOTENT." GOOD GRIEF....

9/23/2009 02:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just watched the latest media smear of the cpd, this time by cbs at 6:00 regarding the nurse who was detained, this time w/ a new wrinkle. The p.o. Involved was actually called out on the air by mike flannery. Heres what was said

rob johnson "simply over a blood test, thats it?"

flannery "yea its absoloutely outrageous" "and if this story she tells, and she exudes credibility is anything remotely close to the truth...(flannery now intensly points directly into the camera) "i want to hear this guys explanation,because i dont think there is one"

Yet another example of anti-police bias by the chicago media

Yea, Flannery lives in Beverly area. A real snob. F@$king pooch.

9/24/2009 04:09:00 PM  

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