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There have been a few of these floating around various stations:
Got to love the police sense of humor.
Got to love the police sense of humor.Labels: we got nothing
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
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55 Comments:
I think Phat Phil started it!
Ya gotta love police humor!
Masters.
OT...I have posted this before but I don't think I could say it enough!
Please take the time to send brother Bill Cozzi a Christmas card even if you don't know him or what J-fed did to him. He's not doing well and needs support. He's got a lot of time left and the holidays are tough. His address is posted on the right side of SCC.
Thanks!
12/14/2009 08:41:00 PM
The truly horrible thing is that some of the exempts may take this seriously.
Xmas gifts anyone?
They'll start thinking of themselves as elected officials.
I do not understand how Commanders salaries are budgeted at approx. $142,000 when they are going to have to take 24 unpaid furlo days in 2010. The budget office is playing games with numbers!!!
Hello out there fellow gang and tactical warriors!
First off, lay off the exempts. They have been making some good decisions lately. One of the best I've heard in a long time is changing the old k-9 unit to "The Anti-Terror Transit Specialists!" aka the K-Y crew. I can't wait until my phone call goes through. Hopefully my dog will be a female whom I'll name Tobias, after a great man that once helped me get on a Delta Force team.
Sorry, o.t., but this needs to be addressed. To all you cops from Mt. Greenwood that get on your high horse about what a great neighborhood you live in and that it's not a ghetto, dream on! I was partying there the other week and I have never visited a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. At an Irish bar, some transvestite slipped a roofie in my blueberry daiquiri. The next thing I knew, I was passed out naked in some alley!
The blue shirt cops on scene were useless. As the ambulance doors closed behind me I could hear them laughing about my orange colored tan. I think one of them might have even stolen my Cubs hat and "Tactical Unit" t-shirt.
That's why I send my sons "Colt" and "Porter" to public schools. I don't want them to grow up like the snobbish kids from Mt. Greenwood that have it made at crappy catholic schools.
Until next time, take care fellow Delta Force warriors!
Ultimate Tactical Warrior tactical tip of the day #45699-AH2:
If you, or you and your partner happen to piss off and alienate yourselves from the rest of your team, either by bragging about how much better then them you are at the local tavern, or have been caught talking shit behind everybody on your teams backs, don't panic! Whatever you do, don't go back to patrol. For some reason, you have to do something really bad to get kicked off a team and dumped back on the watch. (like missing court or God forbid, talk back to a Sgt. or tactical Lt.) Have no fear, the powers that be will just rotate you to another team. Piss off everybody on the new team and they all think you are an idiot? No problem. They'll just shuffle you again!
The last thing The High Lords of Tact want is for a disenfranchised former Delta warrior to go back to the watch and let everybody know that except for the early ducks, working gang and tact sucks and you are glad to be back on patrol. This would cause complete Anarchy and you would have the bosses doing reverse seniority to fill the Spartan teams....which, unfortunately, some districts are having to resort to do.
So, relax mighty Spartan. Get as tan as you want, wear as many ball caps turned backwards that you like, sleep with your cousin, and talk as much trash as possible. By the time they run out of teams to babysit you, chances are the "powers that be" will have created a new tactical unit for you to seek more glory on. Supposedly, in 2010, a "Double Secret Probation Anti-Cobra Hurricane Cockblocker Death Team" will be formed.
Too funny.
Off Topic:
Get well Office, times 2!
Enjoy Christmas and New years Eve off with your family and friends...
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/12/squad-car-involved-in-accident-on-south-side.html
I have a full bladder, tell em to bring out the x-tra large donation kettle !!
Don't forget shortshanks & the 50 Twerps, I'm sure their "GQ" ** is way down this year.
** Graft Quota
SOME MAY HAVE TO START WORKING PART TIME IN THEIR PRIOR CAREERS...
SUCH AS TENDING BAR.
A hearty fuck you to all the exempts the best shirt to wear in this dept is blue. And to anybody who thinks j-jag has a clue... fu2.
Whoever thought of this brillant,only with the minds of SCC! Watched the news last night with tina skahill on,180K a year what a total waste!
Repeal the gold braid bill. All the extra pension money goes to suckholes, not hard working street cops.
Max out at captains' pension. It's bad enough that they get clout pay while they're active. The big pensions for these morons is strictly political at the expense of working cops.
Hope the brass pass a huge cup. I got to piss like a racehorse.
OT, Great job by 813, days...home invasion, shots fired and they spotted offend. veh. and asked for backup!...classic felony takedown!...weapon recovered...pos. I.D. at timely show-up...now if only the ASA will do the right thing?
Most of them are shameless political hacks that wouldn't know a felon if he bit them in the ass.
That gold braid pension bullshit is nothing more than a political payoff.
How did gold braid ever get made into law anyway? It's obscene. Did they sneak it by in the middle of the night like the WEISel, Huberman and the rest of the freeloaders.
You can count all the street cops that made exempt on one hand. Cry me a river, you parasites.
We pass. The CPD brass need it more than we do.
In this so-called recession, will there be a discount or rebate on how much you got to bribe politicians to become an exempt?
It's all legit.
I'm not an exempt, will never be an exempt, but I think it's bullshit that anyone has to give up that kind of money. This is just another example of class warfare....divide and conquer.
We're next!
Between 1-10 on the funny scale I would give it a 2.
You will never repeal the gold braid pension bill, never! It is firmly supported by the political class because our pension fund has been used to reward those who are connected to the political class. Totally uneducated idiots have been promoted just for pension rights. The fire department was able to resist most of this despite enormous pressure from city hall. But, they also fell victim to a phony merit promotion system, just not as extensive as the police department. There is no more chance on replealing the gold braid bill as there is on ever getting the full social security that we have earned for past employment or part time employment.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Between 1-10 on the funny scale I would give it a 2.
12/15/2009 08:54:00 AM
THANK YOU MR. BRUST. But, be advised this is a second city COP blog, not a Second city Hack
Anonymous Anonymous said...
OT, Great job by 813, days...home invasion, shots fired and they spotted offend. veh. and asked for backup!...classic felony takedown!...weapon recovered...pos. I.D. at timely show-up...now if only the ASA will do the right thing?
12/15/2009 07:41:00 AM
ASA do the right thing? The three stooges they have as trial supervisors would not know what the RIGHT THING is. The two pigs, and the afraid of his shadow male are all assholes. Try explaining to somebody who you have basically had for fifteen or sixteen hours the ASA does not want to take a statement. Why? Because the are fucking idiots. Face facts if they were good lawyers they would be working in real firms making real money. Instead they are political hacks trying cases before they charge them.
Who has ever heard someone from FRU say how is this going to work at trial? Next time tell them: You are the fucking lawyer you tell me.
the ultimate tac warrior should tell about the time he called a 20-2! a 10-1 twice! he was getting his ass kicked at beach& spaulding by a pregnant 12 year old latin queen. he said he was blinded by his hairgel on that hot summer night...this led to his near demise.
"Between 1-10 on the funny scale I would give it a 2.
12/15/2009 08:54:00 AM"
would this mean your tip-in will be a #2?
Too Funny!
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?...If, for a day (or 24 days), a week, a month, or a year, if there were no exempts, would anybody notice, would anybody care?
SCC is moving in more becoming like Second City . Both have many Stars but SCC wear the real Stars of the Police. Great job and great for this Second City.
They should cut at least 1/3 of the exempt spots. Not needed. That would save the city milions.
see what towing the company wagon got you--- all the yes men bosses hitting everyone up for activity just got bent over the barrel... and they still don't get it....
As soon as I get my retro check I'm going to make a donation.
I'm donating 5o0lbs of pork fat to Capt. Mags so he can get through the winter.
No verification , but I heard that resulting in a bench trial in front of Judge fox, The Judge stated I think the guy is probably guilty ( Aggravated UUW) But its christmas and im finding him not guilty
I said it once and i'll say it again Police are some funny motherfucker's LOL..
O.T., Police Board recommend termination for Anthony Abbate:
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/12/police-board-orders-firing-of-cop-in-bartender-beating-case-anthony-abbate.html
What ticks me off is that most of the aldercreatures will NOT do their 24. They feel it's beneath them. The only thing beneath them should be shit and brimstone.
Anonymous said...
Between 1-10 on the funny scale I would give it a 2.
12/15/2009 08:54:00 AM
fuck you boss.
The following letter was delivered all over 35th Strt. today. Also copied to media, FBI, mayor's office:
12 Dec 2009
Dear Mr. Weiss:
You ask what can be done to improve officer morale. I’ve got over 20 years on this job and I have NEVER seen morale even remotely as low as it is now. Surely it can’t sink much lower.
When you were chosen as superintendent I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt and held moderate hope for change. Very quickly however, you destroyed that hope.
You failed to deliver on promises. You insulted the troops. You wore a uniform you did not earn the right to wear and still should NOT wear. Clout still rules. You used the life of Bill Cozzi to enhance your image without benefit of conscience. Yet people who have stolen millions upon millions of dollars from this city enjoy prestige and status. You rub elbows with them, you’ve become one of them.
Bill Cozzi’s letters to SCC break my heart. You single-handedly broke the back and the spirit of this entire department by your actions. You are the puppet of the mayor and have surrounded yourself with ‘yes men’ and others who have no clue as to what it is to be a police officer. Some of your ‘yes men’ used to be the real police but have sold their souls for an empty gold-colored star. Those men are now shells, corrupted in their hearts.
There are such fine men and women in this department, and you treat them with contempt and disregard. What makes men great is the power and conviction of their character, the inner will to do the next right thing. You possess neither. How do you sleep at night, knowing what you did to Bill Cozzi? How do you look at yourself in the mirror knowing you are a soulless, contemptible machine hack?
This is the most corrupt city in the country. Instead of using the power bestowed upon you to further the cause of justice, you used it to enhance your persona and turned a blind eye to the criminals who run this city. All you have to do is read John Kass. Are you listening?
You could have done some great things, but you chose the other road. It’s such a shame, such a pity. The men and women who are forced to be under your command snicker at you with utter contempt and cannot wait until you are gone. You are our burden.
You have said you don’t read Second City Cop, but I don’t believe it. If you really don’t, you should. You don’t need meetings, or surveys, or policy groups who come up with useless plans and missions and bumper stickers (for God’s sake!) and useless programs. Listen to the troops. And show some respect—WE deserve it. All of US, not you.
The Real Police
I don't have any money to donate but since I never see my wife and kids because of sidejobs,I have a ton of semen,anxiety and guilt.
There is abosoultely no police department in the country as top heavy as ours. It is beyond silly how many exempts we have. It just goes to show you that Daley is more concerned about keeping his corrupt political machine running rather than saving money. I have no sympathy for the exempts they sold their souls their entire career to get merit promotions. Now they must pay back their leader, King Daley.
"I'm not an exempt, will never be an exempt, but I think it's bullshit that anyone has to give up that kind of money. This is just another example of class warfare....divide and conquer."
CLASS WARFARE?? WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICAL HACKS APPOINTED TO THEIR RANKS? THAT'S A GOOD ONE, BWAAAHHHH!!!
And show some respect—WE deserve it. All of US, not you.
The Real Police
12/15/2009 05:29:00 PM
Well said and thank you whoever you are.
Kind of off Topic:
Since the city is crying broke for all you city tax payers might get a laugh out of this. On the west-side of Chicago the Multi-Million Dollar Westinghouse High School was opened this year. It is a beautiful building that any taxpayer in the Northwest side of the city would love to have for their children to take advantage of. Westinghouse has a beautiful athletic field built. It has track, football, and soccer fields. Here is where it gets interesting. You media trolls pay good attention! When they built the school they put one of those infamous Mayor Daley rod iron fence around the school and ATHLETIC FIIELD. The problem is that the Daley kick back rod iron fence was only about 3foot high. The fence was making it easy for west-side residents to hop the fence and partake in extra curricular activities on the expensive well groomed ATHLETIC FIELD. So a city that is so broke, that cant give first responders a raise and decent contract is taking down the 3foot fence and installing a new Daley kickback 10 foot rod iron fence to keep the CPS West-side students out and damaging the ATHLETIC FIELD.
Back to you media trolls, hurry up and take your pictures and live footage of this waste of tax dollars before they complete the job. Then I put you to task and ask Luberman or King Daley on who dropped the ball on the fence and who is the company that received both contracts to install the fences.
Democrats again throwing hard earned tax dollars because the money is not coming out of their pockets.
Vote Daley OUT!!!!!
Make less than a lieutenant, work 70 hour weeks and have to suck alderballs.....a job only a true insecure ego maniac could want.
11 PM
While I agree with you, I believe you are referring to wrought (NOT "rod") iron fences.
Anonymous said...
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?...If, for a day (or 24 days), a week, a month, or a year, if there were no exempts, would anybody notice, would anybody care?
12/15/2009 10:25:00 AM
If a fat girl falls in the forest......do the trees laugh? I think so
What about the hack LT. running 702 as a "Commanding Officer"? Why does 702 still need a "Commanding Officer"? Scheduling was sent over to Special Events. Could the 702 Sgts be supervised by 701? There you go one more position eliminated. How many p.o.s does the "Commanding Officer" have inside? Just increased manpower, Merry Christmas.
Mr Mayor assign Captains as District Commanders , CPD and pension will save money . deputy chiefs and above should be the only exempt positions. Lieutenants are watch commanders over 50% of the time It's a big waste of money to pay captains to hold roll call and play on internet.
Sergeants could be unit commanders.
tact teams should be assigned to an area with 1 tact lt assigned to 2nd watch and 1 assigned to 3rd watch .
why are captains assigned to districts without a lock up.
poor management by the district commander and area deputy .
While I agree that we could use less exempts on this job, there are some who do try to do a conscientiously good job. I work for one. Enough people on the blog know who I am and who I am talking about. Any normal human being never wants to take a pay cut. I wouldn't want to lose one day's pay, never mind 24 or whatever they want from the exempts. It's a kick in the teeth to a human being.
I know I'm pipe dreaming, but we need to thin the ranks of exempts a bit before asking them to take days off without pay. The city has done it on a massive scale with PO's, it can be done through natural attrition with the exempts. Consolidate positions as guys retire, and re-shuffle the deck.
702 has a Lt. working at Lt. pay. The Commander of Mass Transit is also the Commander of 702.
You, are an idiot making too much money at whatever you do.
11 PM
While I agree with you, I believe you are referring to wrought (NOT "rod") iron fences.
12/16/2009 12:56:00 AM
C'mon we all know he meant wrought iron don't be a shit and correct him, who are you the "editor" STFU!!
If a fat girl falls in the forest......
12/16/2009 02:43:00 AM
I want to be there and catch her.
... have a ton of semen,anxiety and guilt....
Signed, the ultimate tactical Warrior
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