Thursday, December 24, 2009

Whoa Dude...Slow Down

This story is just too good (we are going to quote it at length):
  • The victim said he was ordered into the front seat of the car with the driver while the others sat in the back.

    "So we're circling the block. They're talking about going back to my house, getting my flat screen. . .I'm thinking this must be a dream, nothing like this has ever happened to me. I work a 9-to-5 job at an insurance company. I just want to come home and live my life," he said.

    He said the robbers drove him to Maggie's Gyros at 349 E. 47th Street, where two of them went in with his wallet, ATM card and PIN. "I had to give them my PIN number because the driver told me if I was lying, they'd shoot me. And I believed them," he said.

    "We drove around the block, and then a third guy wants to know if I have a checking account or a savings account. So after I tell him, he gets out at the restaurant. So it's me, the person in the back, and the driver who has a .38 pointed at me the whole time, even while he's driving," the victim said.

    The car pulled into an alley near 47th and King. Halfway down, a woman in the back seat told the driver to toss her the gun because she didn't want police to see it, he said.

    "All of a sudden, by the grace of God, between these two fools, I hear boom, and then I hear her hollering and screaming, 'I shot my finger off, I shot it off.' The driver starts panicking and he goes right into a Dumpster," the victim continued.

    "That's when I knew it was my moment. But me and the driver are strapped in tight by these automatic seatbelts, and that makes it harder."

    "My adrenaline was pumping. I reach over the seat and go to get the gun. I got the driver kicking at me, and I'm fighting for the gun with the woman. One arm is fending off his kicks, the other is trying to get this gun. I finally get it and point it at the driver, about six inches away from his abdomen. I pulled the trigger and nothing happened.

    "So I'm thinking, oh man, I have to get out of here."

    He said he rolled out of the car and started running down the alley. The woman got out and chased him.

    "I don't know if she's gonna kill me or not, so I fire a warning shot," the man said. "Unfortunately it hit her. I never fired a gun in my life."

    The man, still holding the gun, said he then ran toward the gyros shop and started yelling that he needed a policeman.

    "I'm waving this gun around because I talk with my hands," he explained. "Well, all these people in the restaurant think I'm the bad guy and start ducking under their tables and screaming. So I gotta run out of there."

    He spotted a CTA truck on the street and "pleaded with the workers inside to call police."

    "They believed me. But they said, 'You better get the hell out of here. You're saying one thing, but your gun is saying another,'" he said.

    The man said he ran down the street to the store where he had been headed to buy some snacks, but it was closed. At that moment, he saw a patrol car and waved it down.

    "I put my hands on the hood, told them I had a gun in my pocket, and that (some) men tried to rob me. So they came out, cuffed me, took me back to the station so I could tell my story."

    The man said he feels badly the woman died, saying he only meant to warn her. "But my blood was pumping so fast and my adrenaline. . ."

This story has EVERYTHING! Drama, tension, humor, etc. The one idiot robber blows off her finger with a gun she's holding the victim hostage with, loses the gun during the struggle, and finally gets blasted with her own gun? Then the would-be-victim ends up running around, waving the gun, trying to find help. We couldn't wait to see what happened next. Literally!

The author is listed as Pat Curry at BreakingNews.com and this is as fine a piece of writing as any we've read lately. It perfectly captures what many coppers ride up on with the chaos and the wild story and the panic. And the laughter once the story comes out about how an armed robber came to an untimely end.

There is no way in hell the Closing Supp is going to live up to this article.

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Blogger Henry Bowman said...

....and a heart warming story on this Christmas Eve. God Bless us everyone........






God Bless all my comrades in blue on this Christmas Eve........


God Bless the United States......

12/24/2009 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The nature of the beast. Not to mention poetic justice.
You are right though, it is a fine transcription of a potential clusterfuck.
Every beat cop in a shit district knows about immediate information overload

P.S. Clusterfuck popped on spell check...is it hyphened or something

12/24/2009 12:26:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

Years back, when the nation's largest public housing project lined its western border, we'd say something this crazy "could only happen in the Deuce."

Deja vu.

12/24/2009 12:38:00 AM  
Blogger ISP Sgt said...

So watch the other escaped robbers come forward, file charges against the victim. ASA office will then APPROVE the charges and go to trial.

12/24/2009 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's amazing, when your armed you can defend yourself! If he didn't have that gun, dude and ol' girl could have grabbed him again. Too bad the two dudes didn't get killed.

In the future Pat Quinn will release the dudes from prison saying Illinois doesn't have the room to store them after we spent a million dollars in court costs. Then turn Thompson Prison over to the Federal government saying it is under used.

The dudes will sue the police by saying they were wrongly convicted by sloppy police work and the victim was the offender. The victim will then change his story because he's sick of going to court and wants to make this mess all go away.

This democratic paradise is great.

12/24/2009 12:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Nick said...

Is Maggie's Gyros at 4-7 and Calumet a Greek restaurant?

12/24/2009 12:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

You missed a HUGE story about the two-tier system of discipline in Chicago and on the CPD.

CLOUT REIGNS SUPREME!!!


Fired city inspector is back at work
'BETRAYAL OF PUBLIC TRUST' | His job was to bust people for working with no permit -- he did side job with no permit

EXCERPT-
Pat McDonough, one of the responding investigators, was "disgusted" by the board's reversal.

"They have people engaging in criminal activity who come back to work, then they go after and fire people who don't have political clout," McDonough said, describing himself.

"They destroy their lives, take away their pensions and force them to spend their pensions fighting to get their jobs back," he said. "It sends the wrong message to guys like us who put our lives on the line squealing on these guys. Why bother blowing the whistle or showing up in court?"

McDonough helped blow the whistle on the Hired Truck scandal, got fired in 2005 for allegedly violating the city's residency requirement and was hired back after a city hearing officer reversed his firing.

In between, there was explosive testimony at McDonough's hearing from a co-worker who claimed overtime was for sale at Water Management and that gambling was rampant on city time at city work sites.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/cityhall/1954158,CST-NWS-plumb23.article

12/24/2009 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad he didn't get all of them.

Good citizens pay attention this is what happens when your Police Department literally collapses through attrition and lack of leadership.

Learn how to shoot and carry a pistol.

12/24/2009 01:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Da Mayor wants the victim charged with UUW, no FOID card and failure to register.

"Victims must learn to suffer their fate"- Mayor Richard M. Daley

Pretty good shooting for someone who never shot a weapon and was under duress.

Join the NRA and the ISRA today before it it too late!

Obama wants to make the NRA and the ISRA terrorist organizations.

12/24/2009 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas jagoffs!

12/24/2009 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris Rock should do a parody on this one.

Why you shouldn't rob people.

12/24/2009 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Check this run out, this is amazing. This kid is only a junior in high school too. Da Bears need this kid right now.

http://highschool.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=1031755

12/24/2009 01:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HOLY COW!! WHEN did they open a gyro joint in the deuce???

12/24/2009 01:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nicely played.

12/24/2009 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how long before we hear about how this angel didn't deserve to die, how she was a good girl and a former CPS honor student I'm sure

all I have to say it.........

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..............HA!

I just LOVE happy endings!!!!!!

12/24/2009 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i read this in the suntimes and almost puked i was was laughing so hard...'I shots my finger off, I shot it off'...good for you criminal bitch,now you can celebrate christmas by being dead.i hope they get the rest of the jagoffs.man these clowns must have been shitting bricks.

12/24/2009 02:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope that story is true.

It sounds unbelievable.

In any case I wish this man a very Merry Christmas and I hope the "friends" of the deceased meet the same fate she found.

12/24/2009 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great story, dude. There's a rat in there somewhere as it's just too good to be true.

12/24/2009 02:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this is way off topic. But has the F.O.P. started the arbitration process? How many issues are at an impass? When is the next meeting with the arbitrator. Has either side asked for any hearings. I look at the F.O.P. site and cant ever find any information. You would think they could at least tell us when the meeting dates with the arbitrator are set. I know some smart ass is gonna say go to a union meeting. You dont get any info there either.

12/24/2009 03:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when its this crazy u gotta believe the story..

12/24/2009 04:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You POs in 022 watch out for a guy named John Benoit, M/2/40's shaved head. He's a known bar fighter and police fighter as well. He's been trying to pick fights with ODPO's for reasons unknown. He frequents western ave often

12/24/2009 05:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It reads like a script out of a Hollywood movie! Good thing this wasn't an off duty P.O. otherwise J-Pud would probably bring him up on federal charges.

12/24/2009 05:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I saw this on an episode of Magnum PI.

12/24/2009 07:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I know this is way off topic. But has the F.O.P. started the arbitration process? How many issues are at an impass? When is the next meeting with the arbitrator. Has either side asked for any hearings. I look at the F.O.P. site and cant ever find any information. You would think they could at least tell us when the meeting dates with the arbitrator are set. I know some smart ass is gonna say go to a union meeting. You dont get any info there either.

12/24/2009 03:05:00 AM
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Good Lord, Fran! Can't you just pick up the phone and ask someone on either side about the arbitration process? Do you really have to troll around here?

Of course you could have gotten this information from attending the December general meeting on the 15th. But, you have to be a member to get in (no unannounced reporters allowed). You're not even that good at pretending to be a cop.

12/24/2009 07:47:00 AM  
Blogger Too Many Dummies said...

SCC: You labeled this story "Unfuckingbelieveable". After laughing my balls off, I realized in my twenty years on this job that coppers see some of the funniest shit screen writers could never come up with.

Thanks for starting my Christmas Eve with a belly-buster!

12/24/2009 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I know this is way off topic. But has the F.O.P. started the arbitration process? How many issues are at an impass? When is the next meeting with the arbitrator. Has either side asked for any hearings. I look at the F.O.P. site and cant ever find any information. You would think they could at least tell us when the meeting dates with the arbitrator are set. I know some smart ass is gonna say go to a union meeting. You dont get any info there either.

12/24/2009 03:05:00 AM

##################################

They tell you all that stuff at the monthly FOP meetings.

Go to the next one and learn.

12/24/2009 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great story!

Now imagine if we had "conceal carry" in Illinois? The victim may have just neutralized the threats early on and we'd have none of the fun and drama.

Merry Christmas!

12/24/2009 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless and Merry Christmas to all first responders and military. Especially those working today and tomorrow and those deployed away from their families.

12/24/2009 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Twas the night before Christmas and all thru our town,

Not a creature was stirring, not even Shortshanks the clown.

With Duggan, Aunt Bea, and J-Fed all snuggled in their beds,

Dreams of their incompetence circling in their heads.

While all of the Exempts by the fireplace lay,

For it was Christmas Eve, a furlough no pay day.

To the men and women all wearing blue,

Thank you all for keeping our city from becoming a zoo.

You work with no manpower, bad equipment, moral, and little praise,

Would it hurt Shortshanks to give you a little raise.

So before the sun comes up and it becomes light,

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

12/24/2009 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Re: John benoit- I read a fax a few weeks ago that he was vict of agg batt at 104 western. He was run down by unk m-4-20s. Rang a bell cuz I used to know a John benoit as a teen. Did some time when we were young for a hate crime/firebombing. Same guy? Police family, if same one.

12/24/2009 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love happy endings!

Merry Christmas.

12/24/2009 08:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Dorothy Tilman said...

Someone on 47th Street actually wanting a policeman. That had to be my favorite part, it gave me chills. . .

Then. . .

I had a vision of Harole's statue crying. . . the Sun was rising up behind him and Monk parakeets floated up into the sky like Cottonwood seeds. . . . .

12/24/2009 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A fine piece of breaking news it is but let me (someone who was there) make a few corrections and give credit were credit is DUE!! The VICTIM stated "he" struggled with ole girl for the gun, it went off and shot her finger off and lodged in her leg. He then popped off another round which was the money round. The mopes left him in the car to get some snacks and he saw his opportunity and took advantage of it. Bravooooo!!!!!!!!!

12/24/2009 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Robbery victim says he shot woman accidentally

The "Slimes" is already putting their spin on this story as being the shooter accidentally shot the poor victim....

I am sure that a lawsuit filed by the Midget friends the gun grabbers will be forthcoming against the gun maker.

12/24/2009 09:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC....EVERYONE CALL KASS ABOUT THE PLAN TO REDUCE ALDERMAN...HE LOVES US...AND TRUST ME...HE RETURNS CALLS....THEY DONT OWN HIM..

12/24/2009 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like Hannibel Smith said on the "A-Team": "I love it when a plan comes together!."

12/24/2009 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God Bless all my brothers in blue.
This story puts a Christmas smile on my face. Merry Christmas to all and stay safe.

12/24/2009 09:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a Christmas miracle!

12/24/2009 09:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: Interesting agit-prop piece by Bill Daley in WaPo today.

Basically the home office is telling Obama PUBLICLY to slow down with the rush towards communism.....Why didn't they just call Rahm?

Apparently the "crony capitalists" back home are afraid they're gonna get bush-whacked next year. Many of the phony "moderate" stooges that Rham got elected in 2006 will be disposed of now that the rubes are figuring it out.

12/24/2009 09:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
.. He's a known bar fighter and police fighter as well. ...

12/24/2009 05:40:00 AM

Must be crazy to fight the police and bars...

12/24/2009 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Butch said...

OT but important.

I got a department email canceling my O'hare special next month. Is O'Hare special over next year?

12/24/2009 10:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You police shot my poor baby for no reason, oh wait you didnt. Never mind, i didnt like her no way!!

12/24/2009 10:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this going down as a homicide or death investigation? Just wondering.

12/24/2009 10:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT--RE: BILL COZZI

I just got off the phone with Bill. He wanted to extend warm holiday wishes to everyone and to thank everyone for the cards and letters.

He also wanted to convey that he got about 200 letters and although he usually responds immediately, he only has access to the typewriter once or twice a week. He said he will see if he can get in there Sat. and send out some responses. He asks for your understanding if a response takes time.

He sounded pretty good, probably due to the outpouring of support. It's gotta suck to be in there over Christmas, but he sounds hopeful.

Please keep sending him letters and cards, it really is what keeps him going.

I sent him news clippings but the prison sent them back to me. So if you can print out any Chicago articles and send them, I'm sure he'd appreciate it. I send some, but my printer sucks.

Thanks to all, from Bill Cozzi

12/24/2009 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous retired H/S detective said...

I would love to see Northside write the closing supp on this. It would be a CPD classic to be framed at the academy.

I remember one of his unfounded sexual assault reports where he said the vic only got pissed because "the offender ejaculated in a manner which she found to be distasteful."

Northside was something else on paper.

12/24/2009 10:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am shocked.... SHOCKED I tell you...that this happened on the south side.

12/24/2009 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a lie. This couldn't have happened, guns have been banned in Chicago.

12/24/2009 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like Vince Lombardi said:

"Any given moment, any given police beat."

Or something darn near close to those words!

12/24/2009 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

05:40 A.M. I believe the John Benoit you are referring to in 022 has or had relatives on CPD. Also, I believe he did 6-10 back in the mid 80s for an agg. arson committed when he was 18 y.o.. If it is the guy I think it is, he gave a statement of his involvement in the arson to B&A upon advice of his relative and the dicks that it would go easier if he fessed up. The case was a heater, arson of a black female's home in 008 by white kids related to POs while Washington was running for re-election. It did not go easier due to the confession. SA's office insisted on class X charges and sought the max. This guy had a rough go of it in IDOC when the other inmates found out what he was convicted for. Sure might explain why he wants to fight the police.

12/24/2009 11:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mnnnn Hmmmmm.... Can you Kiddies spell DOMESTIC?

12/24/2009 12:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You POs in 022 watch out for a guy named John Benoit, M/2/40's shaved head. He's a known bar fighter and police fighter as well. He's been trying to pick fights with ODPO's for reasons unknown. He frequents western ave often
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He is a convicted felon too. Fire bombed the first black family to move into St. Denis parish

He is a handjob.

12/24/2009 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Donkey Balls said...

You POs in 022 watch out for a guy named John Benoit, M/2/40's shaved head. He's a known bar fighter and police fighter as well. He's been trying to pick fights with ODPO's for reasons unknown. He frequents western ave often

Went to school with this Fuck Nut..... Is an absolute Nut Job.... In school always looked best after i beat the crap out of him and he was crying like a girlie on the floor.

12/24/2009 12:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Officer Bob Cratchit said...

Joy to the World!

I just read this real life SNL skit as I sipped my first brandy-laced egg nog of Christmas Eve day while listening to Christmas carols.

A very merry Christmas to all but the now deceased 9-fingered ho. It gives me such a warm and fuzzy feeling all over--even more than watching "It's a Wonderful Life".

12/24/2009 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.

12/24/2009 12:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I believe it must have happened.

12/24/2009 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please keep P.O. Bill Cozzi in your thoughts and prayers this Christmas. It's his first of possibly four Christmases in J-Fed's ferderal backdooring. Remember he already pled guilty in the state courts and served his punishment through the state and through the department's dicipline procedures. All this was handled, done and over under Supt. Phil Cline. J-fed should have left it alone, it wasn't under his watch! He could do this to anyone of us.

12/24/2009 01:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in the old 006th years back i had to recover a vehicle in the winter dumped under a viaductm wrote the recovery and the attempted to close the trunk which was sprung so i left it open, after 3 weeks after driving by veh, in question i noticed veh. still there but with trunk now closed. again requested a tow and a hour later was told to meet tow truck driver at scene, it seems that after i wrote original tow and recovery someone had dumped a body in the trunk and closed it with a bungie cord, folks you couldnt make this stuff up if you tried.

12/24/2009 01:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You POs in 022 watch out for a guy named John Benoit, M/2/40's shaved head. He's a known bar fighter and police fighter as well. He's been trying to pick fights with ODPO's for reasons unknown. He frequents western ave often

12/24/2009 05:40:00 AM
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I'm gonna guess that he's just another mope looking for a "Lawsuit"?

12/24/2009 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, is everyone else getting their special canceled?

12/24/2009 02:45:00 PM  
Blogger deadcarjacker said...

merry christmas to all... stay safe

12/24/2009 02:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas.


---not a cop

12/24/2009 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm he left out..the begining.."As I was leaving the 011 Dist Christmas party at sox park..."

12/24/2009 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how many times did the victim tell it this way?

12/24/2009 04:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Old Sarge said...

"Twas the nite before Christmas" is much more believable.

But, I loved the ending!

"Merry Christmas to all,

and to all, a good night!"

Be safe all of you, and my kid on the street too! From Flawida.

12/24/2009 04:57:00 PM  
Anonymous NineteenDavid said...

To my CPD colleagues and all police everywhere, enjoy your family and friends, and have a safe and
Merry Christmas!!

12/24/2009 05:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You POs in 022 watch out for a guy named John Benoit, M/2/40's shaved head. He's a known bar fighter and police fighter as well. He's been trying to pick fights with ODPO's for reasons unknown. He frequents western ave often
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True, I know him personally. If you beat him fairly, he will respect you and be Ok with it. He is aging, he knows it. He is getting soft and wants one last hurrah with his softening beer muscles. Old age catches up with everyone, he is having trouble accepting it. He still has some strength, but losing endurance.Take him seriously, but he can be beat, you can break his confidence.

12/24/2009 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As police Supt. Jody Weis went from floor to floor of police headquarters today dressed in his red holiday sweater, he not only wished his troops Merry Christmas.

He also thanked them for a job well done — given the 12 percent drop in total crime in Chicago this year, compared to 2008.

Merry Christmas to all.

Never ever trust a fed.

12/24/2009 05:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's been trying to pick fights with ODPO's for reasons unknown. He frequents western ave often"

IF YOU DON'T BROADCAST WHO YOU ARE THEN THE PROBLEM IS ELIMINATED

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOU MSF STRIKEFORCE SWEATSHIRT& ENGELWEIRD RANGER JACKETS AT HOME THEN?

12/24/2009 06:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Benoit I believe has a warrant and we were looking for him. Seems he left the neighborhood when he got his dad kicked outta his place. Anyone see him lately? He is a huge piece of shit

12/24/2009 06:20:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

HAAAA-HAAAAAAAAA!

Da stick-up man got stuck the fuck up!

12/24/2009 06:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Breaking News - Paris said...

Paris, December 25

SANTA CRASHES INTO EIFFEL TOWER

Santa Claus is in extremely critical condition in a Paris Hospital after he crashed his sleigh into the Eiffel Tower at 12:10 AM local time. Rudolph, Donner and Blitzen were killed in the collision. The remaining reindeer have been taken to an abattoir in the suburb of St. Denis.

NORAD has confirmed that radar contact was lost in France.

Sorry, kids.

12/24/2009 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

If this was a P.O. j-fart would be rigid with excitement at the prospect of ruining another man's life just like he ruined Bill Cozzi's... j-fart the Police Punisher courtesy of 42 extra-short... May God forever consign their reeking bowels to unending torment.

Hey j-fart! Release the results of the Morale Survey! We need to know how we're supposed feel. Or are you & your fellow feebs, the smartest muthafuckahs to ever run a Police Department (just ask you) too cowardly to admit you broke this department beyond fixing or salvaging far past the point 42 extra-short ordered you to?

Not a real man among you little boys playing dress up.

Merry Christmas & God Bless the REAL Chicago Police, He will damn the feeb fakers/haters and their masters. (heh... Masters)

12/24/2009 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous George Bailey said...

Mr. Potter is a fucking asshole.

12/24/2009 07:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/12/chicago-homicides-overall-crimes-down.html



and the bullshit machine keeps cranking out it's signature product.....

12/24/2009 07:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The offender who was shot was a real piece of shit......and a beast

12/24/2009 08:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And here's another fine example of how stories change, and how you never really hear the truth no matter who you talk to.

Exhibit A: Victim states he put his hands on hood, witness states cops told him to put hands in air while they took gun from pocket.

Never is a story the same twice.

12/24/2009 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It just proves once again what an old timer told me 25 years ago, and it has been true all the way through. You cannot make this shit up. No one would believe it.

12/24/2009 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

Warning To The Upright Citizens of Chicago:

Another indication that we are running out of Police to send to you when you need it. The tipping point is here, God Bless you but you're on your own in this town. 42 extra-short doesn't care, he has armed guards, an ambulance on stand-by and an escape tunnel. You, the upright citizens are left to fend for yourselves so do what you have to do to survive. You at least can defend yourselves without feebs literally rifling your underwear drawer and sniffing your chair looking to put you away on a whim and a pretext because you justifiably Ka-Boomed some dog and you just happen to wear a blue shirt.

Some dog-ass witness will have a dream 20 years from now regarding a Police shooting and based on that alone, we would imagine j-fart & his feeb cohorts would have some poor, unfortunate deceased copper disinterred, dressed in a uniform, propped up and put on trial as was done during medieval times while shortshanks, the exempts, rev'runs and alderfools point and laugh at the spectacle...

12/24/2009 09:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we finally identified Ultimate Tactical Warrior!

12/24/2009 10:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God I love this story...it makes me warm and fuzzy inside...I'd make this guy my partner and we could travel around Englewood and the Duece and clean up the city...A Hand Tool From God doing JUSTICE!!!!!! I'll give this guy all my medals!!!! Hope this guy sleeps at night knowing he did God's work!!!!!

12/24/2009 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When will people finally realize that law abiding citizens need to be able to carry concealed weapons to defend themselves?

The state this country is in regarding firearms, is appalling. National CCW needs to be a priority.

12/24/2009 10:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He's been trying to pick fights with ODPO's for reasons unknown. He frequents western ave often"

IF YOU DON'T BROADCAST WHO YOU ARE THEN THE PROBLEM IS ELIMINATED

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOU MSF STRIKEFORCE SWEATSHIRT& ENGELWEIRD RANGER JACKETS AT HOME THEN?

12/24/2009 06:19:00 PM
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Get off the blog, Weis.

Since when do WE become wrong because someone hates the police?

12/24/2009 10:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sorry, kids.

12/24/2009 06:44:00 PM"


so now, even the grinch reads this blog.

12/24/2009 11:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I think I saw this on an episode of Magnum PI.

12/24/2009 07:00:00 AM"


more likely starsky & hutch, or Barretta.....

12/24/2009 11:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure might explain why he wants to fight the police.

Bullshit. So Blacks can use the Black Panthers as a reason. An thats Bullshit too. He fucked up and he went to jail. Tell me whats wroung for that and they should have gave him a class x.

12/25/2009 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a "based on a true story" movie! LOL!!!

12/25/2009 12:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Get off the blog, Weis.

Since when do WE become wrong because someone hates the police?

12/24/2009 10:50:00 PM"

NOT THE POINT NUMBSKULL, IF THIS JOB DEFINES YOUR VERY EXISTENCE & YOU NEED TO TELL THE WORLD, GO RIGHT AHEAD THROWDOWN W/ THE MORON & WHEN YOU'RE 30 PENDING, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO W/ YOUR BENEFIT TIX

12/25/2009 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Exhibit A: Victim states he put his hands on hood, witness states cops told him to put hands in air while they took gun from pocket.

Never is a story the same twice.

12/24/2009 08:17:00 PM

No offense, but what says that both did not happen? And happened in the order you wrote them? All the stories might very well be the same, but you have to listen and then ask the right questions to find out.

12/25/2009 02:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I know this is way off topic. But has the F.O.P. started the arbitration process? How many issues are at an impass? When is the next meeting with the arbitrator. Has either side asked for any hearings. I look at the F.O.P. site and cant ever find any information. You would think they could at least tell us when the meeting dates with the arbitrator are set. I know some smart ass is gonna say go to a union meeting. You dont get any info there either.

12/24/2009 03:05:00 AM
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You would if you listened. Like the FOP web site, you have to look. Below is taken from FOP web site from updates a few weeks back.


NEGOTIATIONS UPDATE 12/01/09

The Lodge and City will have their first two meetings with Arbitrator Benn on Friday, December 11, 2009 and Monday, December 14, 2009. A third meeting has been set for Wednesday, January 13, 2010.
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Progress is being made. However, as stated at the December General Meeting, both sides were warned NOT to discuss anything in public about what happens inside the arbitration room.

So no specifics will be forthcoming as to specific progress, which issues were settled or not.

Expect a decision to be issued by the Arbitrator by end of 1st quarter 2010. (March 31)

12/25/2009 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Benoit I believe has a warrant and we were looking for him. Seems he left the neighborhood when he got his dad kicked outta his place. Anyone see him lately? He is a huge piece of shit

12/24/2009 06:20:00 PM

Try Western Avenue Sherlock.

12/25/2009 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
..watch out for a guy named John Benoit, M/2/40's shaved head...

12/24/2009 05:40:00 AM
Did he used to have a brother named Chris?

12/25/2009 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wiff resourceful citizens like this victim, who needs conceal carry in Illinoise?? Robbers beware: plunder at yo own risk!!

12/25/2009 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

they left out one part of the story, " hey dude, since i gaves you my "PINT" number to my debit card, could you use the 20 dollars i has left in that account and gets me a gyros with some of that zamakazze sauce"......

12/25/2009 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-3987295.html

Try that for background on John "Room Temperature IQ" Benoit.

The arson conviction was very real.

Just scroll down.

12/25/2009 11:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"P.S. Clusterfuck popped on spell check...is it hyphened or something"

Doesn't matter how you spell it, it will always pop on spellcheck because it isn't in its database. Just means it doesn't match.

12/25/2009 11:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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He is aging, he knows it. He is getting soft and wants one last hurrah with his softening beer muscles. Old age catches up with everyone, he is having trouble accepting it. He still has some strength, but losing endurance.

Keep talking shit about aging guys-you will get your feelings hurt and your ass whipped when you run across the wrong old guy:
CASES IN POINT
Fifty plus year old white shirt kicked the hell out of a mouthy 17 year old who attacked him during a traffic stop in the 004th district a few years back
The Elder Gracies are 60-90 yoa and still rumble
Another high ranking white shirt, now retired, benches 300 plus three times a week
Go toe to toe with Randy Couture or even that thug Mike Tyson; let me know how that works out for you.
The ex con that wrestled disarmed and killed 003rd District Officer Robert Perkins was fortyish and half Perkins size.
Don't let youth and cockiness be the death of you-there are still greyheads that can and will f--k you up.

12/26/2009 12:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This story has "DIVINE INTERVENTION" he would have been killed most probably FOR SURE if he didnt seize the opportunity that he did. I would like to buy him a drink some day and congratulate him for his bravery and courage. I dont care WHO perpetrates a crime like this no matter what race... YOU PLAY WITH FIRE...then you just might get burned.. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all law abiding citizens reading this blog

12/26/2009 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Archbishop Leo and Mary said...

John Benoit I believe has a warrant and we were looking for him. Seems he left the neighborhood when he got his dad kicked outta his place. Anyone see him lately? He is a huge piece of shit

Johnnie used a wig and kung fu grip to bring the Pope down the other day. He's in the Vatican.

12/26/2009 11:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

05:40 A.M. I believe the John Benoit you are referring to in 022 has or had relatives on CPD. Also, I believe he did 6-10 back in the mid 80s for an agg. arson committed when he was 18 y.o.. If it is the guy I think it is, he gave a statement of his involvement in the arson to B&A upon advice of his relative and the dicks that it would go easier if he fessed up. The case was a heater, arson of a black female's home in 008 by white kids related to POs while Washington was running for re-election. It did not go easier due to the confession. SA's office insisted on class X charges and sought the max. This guy had a rough go of it in IDOC when the other inmates found out what he was convicted for. Sure might explain why he wants to fight the police.

12/24/2009 11:41:00 AM


Oh, right. THAT makes fucking sense. He's a jaggy little brat who torches someone's house during the election of the first black Mayor in Chicago, gets caught, confesses, goes to prison and gets his ass whooped and it's all the fault of the police. If he should blame anyone it's his fucking father for not instilling some sense into him.

You're as dumb as he is.

12/27/2009 06:16:00 AM  

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