Saturday, March 20, 2010

Bang Bang Bang Bang

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang:
  • Fifteen people were shot -- including one man who died -- all over the city Thursday night in just under six hours.

  • Belmont, Grand Central, Calumet and Wentworth Area detectives are investigating all shootings.
Wait a minute....Area 4 got shut out?

Fifteen in six hours though, that's a pretty good clip. Someone ought to talk to J-Fed about that.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 4 Dicks were all on time due!

It was a Harrison Holiday!

3/20/2010 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spring cleaning

3/20/2010 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who really give a hoot???? don't polute!

3/20/2010 01:13:00 AM  
Blogger Too Many Rectums said...

I'm anticipating a return to the early nineties when FORTY people were shot over a warm weekend.

3/20/2010 02:13:00 AM  
Blogger Crazy Coot said...

Thankfully, this GLOBAL WARMING crap is just that CRAP...This summer will be filled with cool nights and temps will be such that the natives will be lulled into a near tranquil state. This is why we're so shorthanded for now. The great leaders have anticipated this cooldown all along.

Good thing Al Gore is full of shit!!!

3/20/2010 02:49:00 AM  
Blogger papa smurf said...

stop the madness, didn't we just read that crime was down ten percent----ppo possum head needs to get his ass off of his chair and take that slick ride out for a little touchy feely with the savages that have over populated this city--- jody weis, an absolute failure and a lemming waiting for the lightning bolt to strike.... what a piece of shit....

3/20/2010 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Certainly hope these poor taxpayers didn't just fill out and send in their Census forms!!

3/20/2010 03:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 4 got shut out...Area 4 had to take time to reload...

Their is getting to be a feeling now that there is no really safe place in this city. Demolition of the projects, gentrification and Section 8 housing in the middle of peaceful working class neighborhoods have spread the plague everywhere.

There is getting to be a feeling that no matter where, lack of manpower and morale will make this a very bloody summer.

There is getting to be a feeling that Daley's hatchetmen, Jughead, Masters and Dugan are going to get us involved in a bloodbath. We should all pray that no cops are hurt.

Stay safe, make your shots count and carry extra magazines.

3/20/2010 04:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Word is a student at Prosser Career Academy High School was diagnosed with tuberculosis (TB) in the past week or so. And, some students have shown signs of having TB with many teachers, students, and staff members being tested for TB

Where was Prosser Principal Kenneth 'Buzz' Hunter?

Why 'Buzz' was on a business (wink, wink) trip to Birmingham, England to work on some crazy project of his called 'International Student Council' while Prosser was 'up for grabs' with a TB scare and parents' concerns.

Here's the kicker: 'Buzz' can go on mini-vacas', but, Prosser can't afford to have a 'full-time' nurse at school.

'Buzz' is known as the CPS 'vaca' principal as he's also taken trips in the past to :

March 2006 Birmingham, England
August 2006 Peru
December 2006 Warsaw, Poland
January 2007 Birmingham, England
March 2008 Birmingham, England

And, 5-0 wonders where their pay is.

3/20/2010 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Po Ramirez,L said...

J fed keep up the good work with your outstanding leadship skills this city will be known as the "Killing Fields"!
I can't wait too see the Mayor give you the Ax
Like you did to all the great leaders of this Deparment!

3/20/2010 08:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until the weather stay above 80 degrees.

3/20/2010 08:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until Cleanup Week. I know...old school. I say fuck the teacher's union and have year round school.

3/20/2010 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wait until Cleanup Week. I know...old school. I say fuck the teacher's union and have year round school.

3/20/2010 09:19:00 AM

Yea, cause no POs are related to or married to teachers.

A smart response would be open up more special for school security

3/20/2010 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe the 3w sgt in 701 can bring his "magic" to the districts and crack his whip. he is the real police. so he thinks?

3/20/2010 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6 garage burglaries on one block early Wednesday morning on 1611's Beat by Devon and Harlem . . one of the shitheads kicked in a door while a lady was getting her kids ready for school. She let out a scream and the asshole fled.

3/20/2010 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allow conceal carry...

3/20/2010 01:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Guns are ILLEGAL in CHICAGO.....

3/20/2010 10:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares just fill out your census!

3/20/2010 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

kak a lak a lak a lak a lak a lak a lak a lak a lak a lak a lak... *click-click* kak a lak a lak a lak...

"ahhhh... pooky, ray-ray & skillet JUST got shotified!"

Opening scene from "Fonky-Ass Westcide Fables of The Box Chevy Phantom." Starring Tom Sizemore.

(He would be PERFECT for portraying a REAL Chicago Copper... Street smart with enough boiling anger, menace and implacable hatred of the politics of incompetence with a hint of tortured soul and witness to enough tragedy to drive the civilian shit-talkers mad if they saw 5 minutes of what he's seen for 20 or more years... "yeah fuck you cops, you guys knew what you signed up for. Why don't you quit, we'll work for half with no medical or sweet pension you guys want.")

These kindred spirits to shortshanks are cordially invited to ride it then eat it...


Sorry... "Pooky Got Shotified,"
"The Son of Pooky Got His Ass Shotified Too" and "Y'all Some Sneaky, Ghetto-Azz Po-leece" are all out of print but cinematic versions thereof are pending!

The comedy short "Pooky's Fucked-Up One Car Funeral" starring pooky the expired, weis-hole, mistress, the shrunken-skull, duggie the frustrated maiden aunt, bea the bartender, burst, the wannabe cop failed priest and host of other misguided exempt missles is still in circulation... a rare treat if you can find it. A showcase of the comedic genius of the alcoholic tourette afflicted, loose boweled thievin'-ass leprechaun as director...

3/21/2010 10:55:00 AM  

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