Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Bury This Asshat

The Sun Times has a poll up for grading Shortshanks.

So far, the voting is thus:
  • A

    5% 105 votes
    B

    5% 101 votes
    C

    7% 153 votes
    D

    15% 310 votes
    F

    65% 1271 votes


We figure we should be able to get that "F" total somewhere over 3,000 by midnight tonight.

Vote here. Tell your friends.

UPDATE: Damnit - only 2,200 votes for "F." But the percentage of people giving him a failing grade is up to 72%. Keep it up people.

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74 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1317 votes as of 1800 hrs
See ya shortshanks!

3/16/2010 06:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember the Dead Vote Too

3/16/2010 06:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I voted F daley.

3/16/2010 06:24:00 PM  
Blogger dm60462 said...

Mayor Daley On Twitter: 'Official' Twitter Account Launched For Not-So-Computer-Savvy Mayor

http://twitter.com/MayorDaley

3/16/2010 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote early, vote often....the Chicago way. In fact, vote once for each represented ward, you know, the Chicago way.

source: the Daley Book of Ethics.

3/16/2010 06:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Despite the Chicago philosophy of , "Vote early, vote often" I just voted along with da' wifey with an "F" (emphasis added) 1 time each.
Here's my prediction. I can't wait for the 'spin' that he puts on this failure on his behalf. He already used the ... "Silly, dat's silly" defense. Should be interesting.
Just sayin'.

3/16/2010 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A Cadillac Escalade belonging to Ald. Carrie M. Austin (34th) was impounded after her grandson, who was driving it, was pulled over and cited for driving without a license early Monday in the Roseland neighborhood.
________________________________

Whoever impounded this vehicle deserves a case of beer.

3/16/2010 06:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I gave this fool an F grade, too!

Pelon

3/16/2010 06:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shortshanks=FAIL!

3/16/2010 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best part is I found I could vote more than once on that website...Just like the real elections.
He got a lot of "f" from me!!!!!!

3/16/2010 07:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Countenance said...

Problem is, the report that grades him poorly comes from other liberals. I give him an F for a much different reason.

As much as I want Daley to lose, the problem with Chicago politics is the same with St. Louis City's politics -- You don't have much of a choice. It's either a white liberal or a black radical. Or rather, do you get hung or shot?

3/16/2010 07:10:00 PM  
Blogger Tom Mannis said...

I voted. Then I tweeted it. HEY! Where is Second City Cop on Twitter???

3/16/2010 07:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

do what these cocksucker pols do, stuff the ballot box, keep clearing your cookies and vote him an F

3/16/2010 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he gone.....

3/16/2010 07:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is the "z"???

3/16/2010 07:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guy doesn't deserve an "F".

Come on, on every degree of asessement in managing a major city the man has failed.

Schools - total clusterfuck.

Maintaining a healthy manufacturing base -- total clusterfuck.

Transportation - total clusterfuck.

City Finances - total clusterfuck.

Police and Fire Management - total clusterfuck.

What it makes it all the more amazing is the buck really does stop with ONE guy and that guy is Richard M. Daley.

No other mayor in the country hast the political power to do good or bad things then he does.

He, Madigan and his political party control the city and state. What they say goes as every other politico with any influence at all has there nose up guys ass of those two guys.

And yet, with all that power what do we get? We get Daley preaching to us to keep the city clean with wrought iron fencing. Although, as recently as this week, Daley has said if Chicagoians can do it with "plastic" fencing so be it as long as the city is clean.

We need a mayor that remembers the smoke and gritty streets of Chicago where the beat cop ruled and "Chicago was known for names like Brachs, International Harvester, Berlin Press, Western Electric.....

Somebody ought to tell that prima dona leprechan that you ain't shit unless you manufacture shit and manufacturing is a messy thing.

Liberals like Daley and his "democratic" party is killing us a self-sufficient society. They and the layers of nepotistic hirees must be turned out of office.

Buck Naked
(not a cop/lifelong Chicagoan and niut-job Tea Partyer

3/16/2010 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How many people are sgt and above they will all vote for Da Crook

3/16/2010 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1687 F's @ 2044 hours.
Silly silly silly.

3/16/2010 08:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Holy shit batman!!! WBBM just posted the "bad penney" story and that she still has a gun with an Order of Protection. Weis is toast, again!!! Two tier system of discipline at work again. CPD tried to kill it but SCC is just "Too hot to handle" baby. I hope Cozzi's judges are watching this circus.

3/16/2010 09:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

011 commander, Penny T.'s boyfriend had to get an order of protection on her because she was making threats against him.

3/16/2010 09:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In grand Chicago fashion, I just voted "F" 5 times in about a minute.

Just hit your refresh button, it will reload the page and let you vote again.

3/16/2010 09:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's very clear the citizens of Chicago are voting and he will be out next election.........

3/16/2010 09:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago Police Officers against Daley ------ He has to go. 10-1, help save our city from daley.

10-1, save our city from daley.
10-1, save our city from daley.
10-1, save our city from daley.
10-1, save our city from daley.
10-1, save our city from daley.
10-1, save our city from daley.

ALL CALL MESSAGE NUMBER 2010-001

3/16/2010 09:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUMP DALEY FOR NEW LEADERSHIP

3/16/2010 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never thought I would be voting for him again. Vote early; vote often (in this 'election').

PS: Shouldn't the totals add up to 100%?

3/16/2010 09:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

asshat MF is rocking 69% effe right now.

good riddens jagbag

3/16/2010 09:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have as much confidence in shortshanks as I do in our pension fund.

3/16/2010 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ünterelfwardführer Keating said...
The Central Control Gruppe is thankful for the manpower boost.

3/15/2010 09:34:00 AM



Fuher Keating, car 47 start looking for a new job.

3/16/2010 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:30pm and 30% already gave him an F.....enough said!

3/16/2010 10:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think he will run again due to wife's health.

3/16/2010 10:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is known as the US Capitol of Corruption with Lord Mayor Richard M Daley at the helm, functioning as the Godfather.

Chicago has been ranked with some distinguishing features:

Worst public school system in the nation.

Worst mass transit system in the nation.

Most corrupt city in the nation.

Most stressful city in the nation.

Third worst traffic congestion in the nation.

The worst air quality in the nation.

The national home to organized crime.

The city that unconstitutionally bans handguns.

The city that has the highest parking meter rates in the nation, $2.00 more per hour downtown than Manhattan,NYC.

The city that lost it's Olympic bid in the most humiliating way and disgraced a sitting US President in the process.

The most late departures and arrivals at any US airport, O'Hare Airport.

The city that continuously leads the nation in homicides and violent crime.

The city with a police department that is short over 2,000 sworn police officers.

The city where bribes and kickbacks are as numerous as potholes and unplowed streets.

The city where scandals are an expected part of government and where half of the city council has gone to prison in the last 50 years.

The city where the elected Mayor believes he is a totalitarian dictator akin to Napoleon.

If you want CHANGE, work to DUMP DALEY!

We must rid ourselves of this scourge before we truly become the next Detroit.

All Chicagoans must UNITE to defeat this evil tyranny and oppression at the hands of DicKtator Daley and his minions.

3/16/2010 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This question should be mandatory for every Chicago area census taker!
ANYONE BUT DALEY 2011!!!

3/16/2010 10:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. That felt good. I'll have to do it again.

3/16/2010 10:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 5 Detective Division Alert 650-10-014 March 16, 2010
Comm016
Community Alert
16TH District
ATTEMPT CHILD ABDUCTION
About This Crime
On March 10, 2010 at approximately 4:00 pm, an 8-year old boy was riding his bicycle in the 4900 block of North Nashville Ave, when an unknown male white, driving a vehicle, attempted to lure the boy into his vehicle by enticing him with candy. After the boy refused, the vehicle pulled away.
Description of the Offender
Male white, 25-35 years old
5'07 – 5'10 tall
Brown Hair/Unknown Eye Color
Long Sideburns/No Other Facial Hair Noted
Dark Blue Sweatshirt with no design or writing
Description of the Vehicle
Dodge Caravan Minivan
Red in color
Indiana front license plate within a bracket which read Gary Motors
No rear license plate
Dent in the right rear bumper
What you can Do
Call 911 to report any suspicious person or activity
Walk in pairs or groups
Pay attention to your surroundings
If you have any information about this incident, call the Area 5 Detectives at
(312) 746-8365
Reference RD#HS-203976

3/16/2010 10:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago will never be as united as it will be on February 22, 2011, during the Municipal General Election.

All colors, creeds, genders and classes will UNITE to DUMP DALEY!!!

3/16/2010 10:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC,

Here is the information that anyone considering running for Chicago political office needs.

http://www.chicagoelections.com/dm/general/document_595.pdf

3/16/2010 10:49:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will pay you back at the polls for scorning and loathing us!

3/16/2010 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The rEVOLution has begun!

DUMP DALEY!!!

3/16/2010 10:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Buh Bye Richie!

3/16/2010 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chicago Corruption Machine has gone to far this time!

The PEOPLE will no longer look the other way, they demand blood now!

3/16/2010 10:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If it wasn't for his old man and the Daley name, this jagoff would be mopping the booth floors at a porn peep show.

He would have flunked the bar exam thrice if it wasn't for Cecil Partee. One stupid yet powerful and dangerous mother fucker.

Unite with torches and pitchforks and storm the Hall. For good measure, bring along a wooden stake and a crucifix.

3/16/2010 10:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does public opinion even matter? Look at how communist healthcare is being rammed down our throats. The press will spin it anyway. As long as you hate the Constitution and Traditional American values the left wing press will protect you. Please bring back Mancow.

3/16/2010 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We will have a new Mayor on Monday, May 16, 2011. Term of office begins at Noon for Mayor, Clerk, Treasurer and
Alderman. [65 ILCS 20/21-5, 21-12, 21-22]

3/16/2010 10:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just wait until the Teamsters strike.

3/16/2010 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The insolent prick Daley will ignore the will of the people until the masses knock his ass out.

3/16/2010 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous CSI-Chicago said...

"F" in a landslide (71 percent and climbing) at this time.

Check the chins of the 4 percent "A" analinguists under ultraviolet light. POSITIVE for DNA.

Only in Chicago...

3/16/2010 11:18:00 PM  
Anonymous West Side, Inside Do-Nothing said...

As of the time I type this, it's painfully obvious that the "A" votes originate from the following:

Vote #1 - Shortshanks

Vote #2 - Mrs. Shortshanks

Vote #3 - Patrick a.k.a "Jr. Shortshanks"

Votes #4 & #5 - the two ass-sucking, glorified chauffeurs that make Commanders pay to cart Daley's carcass everywhere he desires

Votes #6 thru #105 - each Aldercreature voting twice.

3/16/2010 11:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

3/16/2010 11:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2400 F votes at midnight

72%. Awesome

3/16/2010 11:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surprise, surprise!!!


Mayor Daley interviewed by feds in 2008 for Carothers case

Mayor Daley was interviewed in 2008 by federal authorities as part of the investigation into a developer’s dealings with a corrupt alderman, a source said Tuesday.

3/17/2010 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chucky da Mare is a werewolf.

3/17/2010 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This vote poll is just like a real chicago poll. You can vote more than once. So you can vote early and often.

3/17/2010 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your post said only 2,200 votes for an "F" grade so I voted and then it said only 2,135 "F" votes?? WTF!! Only in Chicago can Chucky's "F" votes be erased!!!

3/17/2010 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The very little "A" votes are easily accounted for. The "A" votes are J-Fed and his policey group. Masters, Huberman, Dugan, the 50 aldermen, Daley's family members, and the mob.

3/17/2010 01:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F ??? That means he can't be an honor student! WTF????

3/17/2010 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Northside;why dont you sit back and enjoy retirement and stop posting on blogs all the time.You're are as bad as Jim McMahon on the Southside.Hey guys;get a hobby,you are retired.Nobody cares about your "Fillmo" days anymore but you.Signed 17years and counting!

3/17/2010 03:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wanna choose F but I will request a 50/50 from the audience.

3/17/2010 03:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:44 AM

Thanks for sharing, Banjo Boy. Next time, use your name, WEISel. Now join the not so honorable Shortshanks on the gallows.

Northside rocks.

3/17/2010 05:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To: Signed 17years and counting!

3/17/2010 03:44:00 AM

It's a Free Country, Obama, Pelosi, Emmanual, Daley and Jughead and Masters not withstanding.

If you don't like Northside, McMahon or my posts, you are FREE to leave, you're posts will not be missed.

signed: Anonymous Frequent Poster\

P.S. This is the only time I can remember voting for Daley for anything.

3/17/2010 10:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:44 AM

Speak for yourself, douche bag. Northside and Box Chevy Phantom are my favorites to read. You couldn't make a pimple on Northside's ass a a street cop.

3/17/2010 10:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like some poll matters.

3/17/2010 11:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coalition gives Mayor Daley 'D' for job performance

3/17/2010 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Northside;why dont you sit back and enjoy retirement and stop posting on blogs all the time.You're are as bad as Jim McMahon on the Southside.Hey guys;get a hobby,you are retired.Nobody cares about your "Fillmo" days anymore but you.Signed 17years and counting!

3/17/2010 03:44:00 AM

STFU and show some respect to your elders who have been there and done that, I gurantee u don't have 17 years on. I have 15 years on and we were always taught to respect your veteran officers!

3/17/2010 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoffman or Fitzgerald will be the
next Mayor of Chicago if they run

every city worker , family and non city workers have had it
2 commanders for body guard detail,24 hr a day armed guards for his family and aldercreatures while tax paying citizens of garfield ridge and mt greenwood have 1 beat car to protect them mr mayor don't even think about running , it'll be a big embarassment when you lose

on the news yesterday a doctor from beverly is moving out because he gets a parking ticket for parking on curb so his car doesn't get hit go down to 26thst unlicensed vendors everywhere
no tickets are issued
1 more year and this city will have change we can believe in

3/17/2010 02:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as of 17 mar 10 @ 1230 hrs, i was happy customer 2737. great job dick!!! we all love u!!!

3/17/2010 02:29:00 PM  
Blogger sharky said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Northside;why dont you sit back and enjoy retirement and stop posting on blogs all the time.You're are as bad as Jim McMahon on the Southside.Hey guys;get a hobby,you are retired.Nobody cares about your "Fillmo" days anymore but you.Signed 17years and counting!

3/17/2010 03:44:00 AM

**************

He shows leadership by example and isn't afraid to put his real name out there. I understand why everyone else stays anonymous, including myself, knowing the city and department would retaliate for us expressing our feelings openly. John has continually proven to be a gathering point, a lightening rod for getting something started. he was one of us and still truly has our best interests at heart.
Kudos and salutations, John.

3/17/2010 03:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just voted for a F

3/17/2010 07:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'on the news yesterday a doctor from beverly is moving out because he gets a parking ticket for parking on curb so his car doesn't get hit go down to 26thst unlicensed vendors everywhere
no tickets are issued
1 more year and this city will have change we can believe in.'

Get used to this crap. I got one of these in 007 one day on Racine,
and it was delivered by a civilian.
Every car parked over there was parked a little over the curb to protect against H&R, but he didn't give a damn. He appeared out of nowhere on a bicycle on a frigid day, whipped out his trusty computerized hand held ticket dispenser and zapped all of us.
I flipped him my badge as he was writing me, but he shrugged his shoulders and told me he 'had a job to do.' As he rode off, he slipped on the ice, and I watched him and his bike take a header. I turned my back and went on with my business, warning the young man that he and his bike shouldn't be in the path of my tires as I repositioned my vehicle. Priceless!

3/18/2010 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The results of this survey will be stored with those from the infamous Morale & Stress Survey.

3/18/2010 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Chicago has been ranked with some distinguishing features:"

Highest sales tax in the country

3/18/2010 03:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
'on the news yesterday a doctor from beverly is moving out because he gets a parking ticket for parking on curb so his car doesn't get hit go down to 26thst unlicensed vendors everywhere
no tickets are issued
1 more year and this city will have change we can believe in.'

Get used to this crap. I got one of these in 007 one day on Racine,
and it was delivered by a civilian.
Every car parked over there was parked a little over the curb to protect against H&R, but he didn't give a damn. He appeared out of nowhere on a bicycle on a frigid day, whipped out his trusty computerized hand held ticket dispenser and zapped all of us.
I flipped him my badge as he was writing me, but he shrugged his shoulders and told me he 'had a job to do.' As he rode off, he slipped on the ice, and I watched him and his bike take a header. I turned my back and went on with my business, warning the young man that he and his bike shouldn't be in the path of my tires as I repositioned my vehicle. Priceless!

3/18/2010 01:35:00 AM

Good post and a reminder, the shit heads this parking company is hiring are actually shit heads. I wouldn't be surprised if they had previous arrests by CPD police. To the police out there, be careful. I saw a guy issuing parking tickets with full gang gear on, all black clothing of course but with the hip hop look. I'm sure they love giving the police tickets so be vigilant.

3/18/2010 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Chicago has been ranked with some distinguishing features:"

Highest sales tax in the country

3/18/2010 03:00:00 AM

So much for the "you get what you pay for" line.

3/18/2010 08:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I flipped him my badge as he was writing me, but he shrugged his shoulders and told me he 'had a job to do.' As he rode off, he slipped on the ice, and I watched him and his bike take a header. I turned my back and went on with my business, warning the young man that he and his bike shouldn't be in the path of my tires as I repositioned my vehicle. Priceless!

3/18/2010 01:35:00 AM"

Instead of flipping out the badge, flip out your cellphone, or better yet camera. Get a photo of him and your car in the same frame. The ask to see his identification, if he refuses demand it. If he objects continue shooting photos and tell him if he does not like it he can call the police, if you want you will call them and he can call his supervisor.

Photos of him taking the header I would love to see those posted.

Just remember, that if confronted with someone with a camera, if they have a right to stand where they are standing, they can photograph anything in public view.Stay safe.

3/19/2010 10:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the sun times block the poll. I tried several times to give Jagoff a big F but it won't except my vote! Anyway he will still get an F from me and my family come election time. Also Judy you got an F in the no confidence vote from me in your survey that you will not publish the results for.

9/05/2010 07:57:00 PM  

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