Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Meeting Time!

The fourth in a series of poorly attended meetings where the brass, led by J-Failure and Masters Masters Masters can come in and lie directly to you without the needless layers of bureaucracy.
  • 24 March 2010, 1700 hours
    Area Five
    North Grand High School
    4338 W. Wabansia
Remember, last week's meeting had a whopping THREE attendees as reported here and elsewhere.

Where's that morale survey again?

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60 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who were the ones that went? The Three Stooges? Actually, any one of them could outperform jpud in his job!

3/24/2010 12:10:00 AM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

May I come, WEISel?

My interrogation will make Torquemada look like a pussy. However, I'll be on my best behavior, you rat muthafucka.

FREE COZZI!

REMEMBER HAYMAKERGATE!

3/24/2010 12:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now let me get this straight...we're supposed to show up and discuss what's wrong with the CPD with two biggest HIRING MISTAKES in our Dept. ever made by Shortshanks?

HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

" I've got to bring this Dept. into the 21st century."
Masters Masters Masters Masters

3/24/2010 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's go for the record.

NOBODY SHOWS.

3/24/2010 12:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be there.

3/24/2010 12:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT -

The 17th Annual Police-Fire Hockey Game will take place on Friday, 26 March 26th, 2010 at 3:00PM at the United Center, 1901 W. Madison. Doors open at 2:30. The Police lead the series 8-7-1. Proceeds will benefit the Disabled Chicago Police officers Fund and the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation.

Come support your brothers in blue!

3/24/2010 12:59:00 AM  
Anonymous LIAR Jody P. Weis said...

"If I...saw that I was the cause of (poor) morale in this department, no one would have to ask me to leave. I would leave on my own."

3/24/2010 01:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the order directing two detectives from Area Five to attend this meeting while working. They must need to fill up the seats.

3/24/2010 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why anyone would attend a silly BS meeting like J-fed's on their own time is beyond me! I think we all know by now who he and the other 35th street brass really are. Nothing good can become of attending that meeting. All you will do is waste time and spend money on gas. The only people he listens to are his policy group members. If anyone shows up they will be from 35th street or ordered to be there.

3/24/2010 02:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a police involved shooting in 009 last night. PO's ok, bad guy not so good. Great job to all involved. Its getting crazier every day & its not even summer yet. Stay safe boys and girls & god bless u all

3/24/2010 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys are being forced to go to this meeting.

3/24/2010 05:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remember, if you attend do not ask or say anything negative. You will be punished. Others have learned the hard way. They do not forget.

3/24/2010 07:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can barely watch that forehead on the news,,I cant imagine seeing that weisel in real life!!! eeek! Im not going!

3/24/2010 07:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

John Northen WILL YOU MARRY ME????

3/24/2010 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While Northside is known for his relentless psychological interrogation techniques, the urineboarding of a pathological liar would yield even quicker results. I say strap him to the board and piss on him until he 'fesses up.

3/24/2010 08:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NorthSide said...
May I come, WEISel?

My interrogation will make Torquemada look like a pussy. However, I'll be on my best behavior, you rat muthafucka.

FREE COZZI!

REMEMBER HAYMAKERGATE!

3/24/2010 12:22:00 AM


I think only active sworn can attend. They checked ID's at the door for the first round of these charades.

3/24/2010 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://bit.ly/b9NG0w

Weis and Master on Jib Jab getting physical, this is one of the best I have seen.

3/24/2010 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sure, I'll be there.. NOT!!
Why would I waste my own time, specially on my RDO, to attend on this non sense meeting? No one's going to be there except his Policy (kiss ass) Group and house rats from Headquarters because Weis is taking a mandatory attendance check... What a joke this Department is.. I believe that CPD is being run by mostly clueless HIGH RANKING MEMBERS who does nothing but get our hands tied up and preventing us to be a REAL POLICE !! And to me, that's the number one problem in our Department.

3/24/2010 09:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw the order directing two detectives from Area Five to attend this meeting while working. They must need to fill up the seats.

3/24/2010 01:12:00 AM

Maybe they could hire Kramer as a seat filler!

3/24/2010 10:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All the meetings in the world will not fix this place. Daley is the kiss of Death to City Taxpayers, Police, Fire, Schools, etc..

3/24/2010 12:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Area 2 will be sending 3 Detectives to fill the 9 open seats.

3/24/2010 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The LT that headed up that morale survey is now on the 1st watch in 021, interesting.

3/24/2010 01:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I won't be there. When I get jerked off by someone I don't like, I like to let my wife do it.

3/24/2010 03:48:00 PM  
Anonymous 015 Austin said...

We'll send Northside to represent us.

3/24/2010 04:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd go but I found a "Three Stooge's" marathon on cable.

3/24/2010 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we have free Prozac and Zoloft dispensers in all squad rooms until this piece of shit is gone?

3/24/2010 05:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anyone have the attendence numbers?

A/1 = 18
A/2 = __
A/3 = __
A/4 = 3
A/5 = __

CITY TOTAL = __

3/24/2010 06:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh God, I laughed till I had tears in my eyes. Thank you to whoever posted that jibjab. I desperately needed a laugh.

http://bit.ly/b9NG0w

Another hit by jpud and masters

3/24/2010 08:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is SEISER GOING????????

3/24/2010 08:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pelon says: FUCK YOU J-FED!

Can I get an event number squad?!

3/24/2010 08:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, when Lt. M.E. insisted that the results of the "morale" survey must be released because Weis committed to do so, she was launched to 021. That is the reason.

Do NOT trust a fed.

Masters, Masters, Masters.

Free Bill Cozzi.

3/24/2010 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somebody should bring that female from 9 to the meeting and introduce her to Jfed so the next time he catches her and that other clown fucking off ---- she will at least know who the fuck he is.

Asshat.

3/24/2010 08:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IF U SEE ANY DICKS AT THE MEETINGS ,U CAN BET THEY R ASKING ABOUT SPECIAL AND PRODUCTION,LOOKING OUT 4 NO.1 .

3/24/2010 09:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Is SEISER GOING????????

3/24/2010 08:19:00 PM

Meetings go to Seiser.

3/24/2010 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Somebody should bring that female from 9 to the meeting and introduce her to Jfed so the next time he catches her and that other clown fucking off"

THEY WERE ON THERE NON-PAID 30 MINUTE LUNCH DOUCHEBAG, HE WAS EATING& SHE STAYED IN THE CAR.
THE ONLY CLOWN IS THAT BOZO LOOKALIKE MF'ER, YOU SEE IN THE MIRROR EACH MORNING!!

3/24/2010 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
IF U SEE ANY DICKS AT THE MEETINGS ,U CAN BET THEY R ASKING ABOUT SPECIAL AND PRODUCTION,LOOKING OUT 4 NO.1 .

3/24/2010 09:34:00 PM


Yeah, because everyone else on the CPD works OT for free. I'm not a dick but never understood the hate for them. There are a lot of Po's who get a lot of OT who are not Dicks. Instead of worrying about what other people do worry about yourself. I've done that for 20 years and I'm happy.

3/24/2010 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The LT that headed up that morale survey is now on the 1st watch in 021, interesting.

3/24/2010 01:18:00 PM

In 021 until, Lt. Ginger Engstrom, oops, I meant Michelle, is made a captain. It's coming, isn't it Bruce?

3/25/2010 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just another waste of time! Here would be a great fund raiser concept all proceeds to the police memorial. J-fed how about a debate moderated by the only pro-police media person John Kass. How would it work boss? Ok here is the plan John Northern has questions,and you MUST answer during the forum/debate,tickets could be $50.00 per seat bet it would sell out! Boss got the testicular fortitude to challege John?? "Don't be scared be terrified"!

FREE COZZI!!

3/25/2010 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

8:57 PM

Since when is being down for lunch or on a personal qualify as "fucking off"? Much ado about nothing. You're the "asshat".

Just another "eagle hunting flies" idiocy by "our fearless leader". Meow!

3/25/2010 01:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THERE HAS GOT TO BE SOMEONE SMART ENOUGH TO SNEAK IT IN SOMEHOW, 'CAUSE THERE AINT NOTHING LIKE COPPER INGENUITY....

3/25/2010 03:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TAKE NOTE:
DIRECTIVE FOR 2 DETECTIVE TO GO TO J-FEDS MEETING, BUT ONLY ONE IS ASSIGNED TO MURDER OF PO'S BROTHER.......

WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE CALL THE CHIEF OF DETECTIVES?


Anonymous said...
I saw the order directing two detectives from Area Five to attend this meeting while working. They must need to fill up the seats.

3/24/2010 01:12:00 AM

Anonymous said...
Off Topic. Line of duty death P.O.'s brother is murdered. 1 Dick assigned. All others told to go home won't pay O.T. These motherfucker's really got your back! This should be a priority case,instead it's just thrown on the pile.

3/24/2010 03:22:00 PM

3/25/2010 03:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To 3/24/2010 08:15:00 AM

I hope you are a woman............

3/25/2010 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Yes, when Lt. M.E. insisted that the results of the "morale" survey must be released because Weis committed to do so, she was launched to 021. That is the reason.

Do NOT trust a fed.

Masters, Masters, Masters.

Free Bill Cozzi.

3/24/2010 08:44:00 PM
//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Don't she too many tears for her. She's got 19th ward clout anbd never had a bad job.

3/25/2010 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would I waste my own time, specially on my RDO, to attend on this non sense meeting? No one's going to be there except his Policy (kiss ass) Group and house rats from Headquarters because Weis is taking a mandatory attendance check... What a joke this Department is.. I believe that CPD is being run by mostly clueless HIGH RANKING MEMBERS who does nothing but get our hands tied up and preventing us to be a REAL POLICE !! And to me, that's the number one problem in our Department


Fuck it,Lets all go and be silent .....No questions,no opinions no solutions if they ask ,say you were forced to go!

3/25/2010 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes i went to the meeting, lastnight.j fed was like a person reading from charts with stats, and numbers.you ask a question, and he goes on and on and you say what'''the hell is he talking about, and of course he passes, the questions to duggan, the other brass. who are sitting there, looking like please don't ask me to answer jody' you can clearly, see he is not running the department. only 7 people showed up. he got pissed when the question of low morale was brought up,his response. well i give them new cars and training, what else can i do? retire run with your salary. but he wo'nt. if you got all that money just to be short shanks puppet. and make a dumping decision, only to be punked in front of your troops and re assign the person you dumped.you are puppet''so let them spend you all around'' drop you to the ground'' like the song i'm your puppet. a'int no sense in going 'home' jodys got chgo and gone'' yes a cat name jody' is sneaking round in your town.

3/25/2010 12:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The LT that headed up that morale survey is now on the 1st watch in 021, interesting.

3/24/2010 01:18:00 PM

In 021 until, Lt. Ginger Engstrom, oops, I meant Michelle, is made a captain. It's coming, isn't it Bruce?

If they make her a Capt, I will throw up in my mouth. She could not find ass, even if she had her hands in her back pockets.................

3/25/2010 01:22:00 PM  
Blogger NorthSide said...

8:15 AM

Sorry, babe. Once was enough. I answer to no one but my God and my hound. However, that does not rule out my treat at Charlie Trotter's or Gibson's followed by an evening of wine, stimulating conversation, nude pole dancing (I'm only a spectator) and whatever...

12:33 AM

Now that's a plan. Bring it on. Count me in. I'm chomping at the bit. All cash to the families of our fallen heroes.

What say you, Mr. Weis?

3/25/2010 02:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Olga said...

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My email is
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3/25/2010 05:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NorthSide said...
8:15 AM

Sorry, babe. Once was enough. I answer to no one but my God and my hound. However, that does not rule out my treat at Charlie Trotter's or Gibson's followed by an evening of wine, stimulating conversation, nude pole dancing (I'm only a spectator) and whatever...

12:33 AM

Now that's a plan. Bring it on. Count me in. I'm chomping at the bit. All cash to the families of our fallen heroes.

What say you, Mr. Weis?

3/25/2010 02:52:00 PM

Ok Boss Supt. you in? Would raise lots of needed cash for our fallen HEREOS! Come on you and Peterson vs. John North,strictly a Q&A,bet it would attrct 1,000 coppers plus all the media attention for our fallen,fuck it bring masters also so the "boy wonder" could be interviewed! Are you scared boss of words?

3/25/2010 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NorthSide said...
8:15 AM

Sorry, babe. Once was enough. I answer to no one but my God and my hound. However, that does not rule out my treat at Charlie Trotter's or Gibson's followed by an evening of wine, stimulating conversation, nude pole dancing (I'm only a spectator) and whatever...

12:33 AM

Now that's a plan. Bring it on. Count me in. I'm chomping at the bit. All cash to the families of our fallen heroes.

What say you, Mr. Weis?

3/25/2010 02:52:00 PM

Hey SCC "Spirits of the sky" this would be a great thread title it "challenge for our hereos"! The heroes are the 1's who have fallen that the cash would be raised for! What say you SCC?

3/25/2010 06:42:00 PM  
Anonymous The Box Chevy Phantom said...

OH HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!!!

A debate between Northside & weis-hole??? Moderated by John Kass???

Woooooooo!

Color us titillated, tantalized, fascinated & mesmerized!

Talk about the most fun you could have with ya clothes on!

SHEEEIT!

Chicago Stadium? (oops dating ourselves, United Center!) That muthafuckah would sell out even at a c-note a pop!

We imagine weis-hole would shit the elastic out of his drawers at the prospect of debating someone he can't retaliate against...

Typical feeb pussy. Rigid, iron rod up the ass, cock-masterly over-reliance on rules and discipline purely for the sake of punishment is the hallmark of a frustrated, unloved and frightened man rife with insecurities. Such are unable to form long lasting bonds of friendship and typically are inept and maladapted at sustaining intimate relationships of the usual kind.

Such men tend to play "dress-up" to compensate for that which they are not nor ever could be and with that, they thirst for positions of power in order to inflict their warped perception of self importance and pseudo-authority upon their subordinates. Usually with disastrous, far reaching and long term results. As these individuals typically have no conscience and poor impulse control, they are usually not concerned about the havoc they wreak.

Tends to form attachments to relatively useless animals such as domesticated felines over humans.

Tends not to relate to the emotions that drive the typical human bonds such as parent to child or husband/wife/significant other.

Tends to be insecure/fixated on body image and or fitness.

Tends to have no regard for the time, sacrifices and efforts of others that do not suit his agenda. His time is more important. He has typically made no sacrifices and his efforts far outshine anything anyone else has ever done in his mind's eye.

Typically very highly anal-retentive.

Anger issues.

Etc...

Pre-debate intel provided gratis courtesy of yours truly...

Now let's get it on! Our money is on Northside... Anything else is a suckah bet!

3/25/2010 07:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Northside 2:52 pm

Not a chance, John. That weasel would run in shame with his tail between his legs. He's a bully and Shortshank's bitch. Kudos to you for standing up for us even being retired.

He is a lying coward and doesn't have a leg to stand on even tho it could make thousands of dollars for the families of our murdered officers. Right makes might. You got that, the experience, credibility and passion.

3/25/2010 09:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would definitely pay $100 just to see John Northern kick that creep's ass. He's a genius who paid his dues and still bleeds blue. He real articulate, knows the job and would cut J-Fraud a new one with the truth.

Make it happen, SCC.

3/25/2010 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in response to a morale question...."well, I give them new cars and training, what else can I do?"
well, how about....1)REALLY sufficient equipment (i.e., cars, computers, radios)
2)enough manpower in patrol, so that cars are not handling 5 calls at a time, with some as one man units (which means disbanding many "specialized" teams; meaning, when folks call for basic police service, an officer will actually show up);
3) now here's where it gets more difficult: critically examine the need for specialized units, ignore the politics of their existence, and re-organize the department as needed;
4) examine the command staff, demote those who either underperform or, more importantly, wre promoted based on orders from City Hall;
5) critically important: rtecognize that your handling of the Cozzi case was death to your administration, and was either a significant profesional mistake in judgement, or representative of a personal character flaw not amenable of repair;
6) at some point, inform City Hall that they do not control the Department; in anticipation of significant resistance, offer a resignation; the rank and file will suffer under the next administration (given historical and systemic city governmental corruption), but you would be the better for it....

3/25/2010 11:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they make her a Capt, I will throw up in my mouth. She could not find ass, even if she had her hands in her back pockets.................

3/25/2010 01:22:00 PM

I hope you do not mind chewing your food twice because it is going to happen. And, not only is she clueless, but she is an arrogant asshole, too. She will make a wonderful captain and watch commander.

3/26/2010 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares? The idea is great and it sounds like he is making an effort. Yet the reality is he makes empty promises, no motion to promotions or hiring new officers, and what we have today is what we will have tomorrow. Nothing new just a complete waste of time. No thanks mr. sup if you had any power or pull you would have already used it. you have done nothing but lower an all ready low moral, work ethic and department view. Thanks for playing.

3/26/2010 01:46:00 PM  
Anonymous ex-wife said...

"Instead of worrying about what other people do worry about yourself. I've done that for 20 years and I'm happy."

We've been divorced that long already? I'm happy too. Happiness is the alimony I still get from your overtime checks. Junior says "hi" and don't forget to call him, he's getting out of prison next week. Time sure flies...

3/26/2010 05:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lt.ME is just as bad as her sister Sgt. ME. When Sgt. ME was a dick her favorite line was can't handle that, have to go shopping on company time.

3/27/2010 11:24:00 PM  
Blogger Outspoken Detective said...

John Northen versus Melonhead J-Fed in a verbal question and answer cage match. They can have one at soldier Field, one at Cellular field and one at wrigley field. Tickets would be sold out in 15 minutes and standing room only. I would pay 100 to 200 dollars just to attend.

3/27/2010 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The LT that headed up that morale survey is now on the 1st watch in 021, interesting.

3/24/2010 01:18:00 PM

In 021 until, Lt. Ginger Engstrom, oops, I meant Michelle, is made a captain. It's coming, isn't it Bruce?

3/25/2010 12:12:00 AM


Usually, when you're about to be promoted, while in a cushy spot, you transfer to a district for a short time just prior.
Since (historically) when you are promoted (i.e. P.O. to Sgt.) they won't send you 'directly' back to your district/'spot.'
Sooo, you do a little time outside your spot, if heavy-ala Lt. ME, and when promoted you can go right back into the cushy spot, reserved for you.
Aaah, da' "Chicago Way!"

3/28/2010 09:55:00 AM  

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