Do It Yourself Humor
Remember this amusing little picture?
Well, now you can have your own - FREE!
You can download it and print it as a .pdf file so the kids can wear it around the house and pretend they're the police. We would never ever recommend it for any other use.
UPDATE: Click "print" and chose the "Standard Quality" option so you don't have to register.
Well, now you can have your own - FREE!
You can download it and print it as a .pdf file so the kids can wear it around the house and pretend they're the police. We would never ever recommend it for any other use.
UPDATE: Click "print" and chose the "Standard Quality" option so you don't have to register.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
47 Comments:
Why would you want your shorties sporting a coward's nickname?
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OT...A note to all officers and their families: please stay away from North avenue beach, Oak street beach and Olive park during afternoon/evening hours. Packs of savages from the south and west side have set up shop. The lakefront is gang infedted. Lots of fights, narcotics activity, robberies happening. If you come, please arm yourself and stay alert. This is a warning
OT AREA ONE BEACH PARTY
91 degree inside area one detective division today. city claiming that the overhead lights and computers create the heat. BS
Superintendent sent over 4 top of the line air conditioner... but the city workers did not vent the heat outside, it goes above the false ceiling and comes back into the room.
Once saw that in the projects. mope laying on a bed with an air conditioner on a milk crate and all the windows closed the heat stayed in the room
UNACCEPTABLE... IF A PRISONER WERE IN A HOLDING CELL IN THAT HEAT HE WOULD WIN A LAWSUIT.
CLEARANCE RATE Plummeting
CLEARANCE RATE PLUMMETING
CLEARANCE RATE PLUMMETING
SCC,
Please do a post on the excellent article in this weeks Reader about the TIF Fund ripoff being perpetrated on Chicago taxpayers.
Shortshanks is toast.
The 41st Ward is one of the highest taxed wards in Chicago and received ZERO TIF money.
We must remove Daley!
An actual beat tag measures 7 5/8" x 3 1/2" with letters (numbers) 1 5/8" high. The lower part has notches so it fits perfectly into the bracket atop the marked CPD vehicle.
What a great "homage" to a COWARD who can't understand the concept that the REAL POLICE run into harm's way to back each other up unless and until a total disregard has been given by a responding unit via the radio zone dispatcher.
With J-FLED only seconds away, not even a slowdown was given on the fatal shooting of Reginald Myers at 6948 S. Paulina St. Myers, age 20, had neither a criminal history nor any gang affiliation. He was the law-abiding nephew of a 7th Dist. officer who was just visiting his old neighborhood when he was murdered.
Any cop knows that we must flood the area with police to watch each other's back and apprehend the armed murderer before he escapes. It takes time and manpower to search under porches, etc. to avert his escape from the vicinity of the murder. This shooter had fled northbound on foot. If coward J-Fled had responded southbound, he may have had a outstanding hood ornament trophy on his pimped out SUV.
The Myers homicide remains unsolved. J-FLED should have been stripped and fired for COWARDICE a month ago.
"GOTTA RUN!"
But WIND-AM radio host Big John Powell and J-Fled said that enough police had "secured" the scene even though the lying coward said he didn't hear the gunfire only 45 seconds away. Despite an escaped murderer, both also agree that our "fearless leader" would only be "a distraction". Good leadership and cowardice are mutually exclusive, you damn fools.
What a transparent crock of bullshit. RESIGN, COWARD!
And don't you even think about showing up for the funeral of our fallen HERO Tom Wortham, thereby adding insult to injury. You are despised
FREE COZZI!
REMEMBER HAYMAKERGATE!
I, for one, can no longer stomach those that still call the coward "J-FED". His cowardice has forever stigmatized him as "J-FLED".
Shouldn't there be a dress that goes with this?
Anything available yet on the J-FLED:"GOTTA RUN!" T-shirts? I'd like to get mine in XL and black with a yellow streak down the back.
How about the bumper stickers?
Ah, Johnny Northside on a mission from God.
"I've got your backs, officers."
"GOTTA RUN!"
Nice (not) to see J-FLED wearing a bright red t-shirt underneath a black sportcoat on CBS-2 news, while visiting Cole Park Sunday.
Any of his handlers want to tell him why those colors don't bode well?
Any of his handlers even know why those colors don't bode well??
12:19 AM
Beat 1814, which includes North Avenue Beach, was ranked the safest and least violent beat in the city in yesterday's Sunday Sun-Times. In the first 3 months of 2010, the city's 279 beats ranged from 66 violent crimes on Beat 624 to a four way tie with only 2 violent crimes on Beats 1814, 1611, 1612 and 1621.
Where is the SUMMER MOBILE FORCE when we need them, J-Fled?
What happen to that Yellow J_Fled Road sign, Loved That but can't find that.
That I would make into a
T-Shirt or pin, maybe a locker sticker or magnet.
We need to get rid of the puppet and the puppet master (And Masters), so register and vote and get everyone you can to vote.
OT...A note to all officers and their families: please stay away from North avenue beach, Oak street beach and Olive park during afternoon/evening hours. Packs of savages from the south and west side have set up shop. The lakefront is gang infedted. Lots of fights, narcotics activity, robberies happening. If you come, please arm yourself and stay alert. This is a warning
5/24/2010 12:19:00 AM
On Sunday my kid had a soccer tournament at Montrose Ave, between LSD and the lake, traffic was an absolute nightmare, to go along with that I truly felt I was in a 3rd world country. The sad part was i wanted to stay after the game and BBQ, while doing some fishing with the kids, but instead we were lucky just to get out of there, without sitting in traffic for another hour and that was only from wilson to montrose, which is 2/3 blocks away.
Ohh for the wise ass who wants to know my definition of "3rd world country" I'll give you an idea: cars double parked on road, drunk amigos pissing on the side of an open tree (as if its ok because he's next to a tree), empty beer cans on the soccer fields, along with wrappers,....
GOD bless ARIZONA!
"...and pretend they're the police." - SCC
POINT WELL TAKEN, SCC. BRAVO!
J-Fled would fare better as a brain surgeon than as a police officer. The consummate poseur. Every time I see him in the CPD uniform, the visual is so nauseating that I get the urge to vomit.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Daley re-negotiated J-Pud's salary down to like $70K?
And then Weiss accepted it?
These City Union workers who work on these dumps ought to be ashamed of themselves and put out of a job!
An illegal immigrant from a Home Depot parking lot can do a much better job and way cheaper than these buffoons that carry a union card demanding high union wages!
No wonder this city and this country is fucked up! SAD!
OT:
I was at North Ave beach shortly yesterday and i couldn't believe what i was seeing. It was like the trashiest pieces of shit from each race all converged on north ave beach. There were so many gang bangers there (black, hispanic, and white) that i'm surprised a dozen shootings didn't happened. There was a decent police presence, but way too many animals to try to control if shit broke out.
Where can decent people go anymore to enjoy a day at the beach? This city sucks!
In any event... Stay very far away from north ave beach. Unless you want to run into every person you've arrested in your career.
The J-Fled beat tag is awesome. We should make thousands of copies and circulate them in all 25 districts. I already saw one on a whiteshirt's squad in 007 parking lot. With all the practical jokers around, no officer can get SPARred unless he knows the J-Fled tag is on the roof of the squad.
When J-Fled ran the other way, he proved that he doesn't give a rat's ass for the personal safety of CPD officers.
What if the coward shows up in uniform to give a speech at Tom's funeral? As soon as he opens his lying piehole, we should all drown him out by singing "Amazing Grace". F-ck phony J-Fled and his crocodile tears.
007 3rd watch
REST IN PEACE, OUR DEAR BROTHER
Off. Thomas Wortham IV, 7th Dist.
The J-Fled beat plate is also on the Shaved blog. I saw one in 008.
Outstanding.
Thanks I will be sure to "salute" our fearful leader today! "What be tat beet nomber"?
Why does the local media cover up for J-Fled? He is a coward who was caught in the act. I can't wait to use the new beat tags.
J-FLED BEAT TAGS FOR ALL OF US. SUPER!
OT...A note to all officers and their families: please stay away from North avenue beach, Oak street beach and Olive park during afternoon/evening hours. Packs of savages from the south and west side have set up shop. The lakefront is gang infedted. Lots of fights, narcotics activity, robberies happening. If you come, please arm yourself and stay alert. This is a warning
5/24/2010 12:19:00 AM
That now goes all the way on down to 95th St beach! 31st 39th Prom Point, 57th, Rainbow (duh...) are all shitholes!
OT:
Mary and Densey didn't win the ultimate wedding, although he received the most votes. In exchange for the most votes, they received a $500 gift card. "Mary and Densey Cole who received the support of an amazing 21,562 votes from across the country" didn't win the grand prize, or first, second or third.
017 District 3rd Watch get those PAR forms ready..Got some bad news for ya..Captain Barn-Ass whined and cried to someone and had his transfer to 025 District cancelled..You are still saddled with this softball mush..
KEITH CALLOWAY FOR THE SUPS . JOB
"Mary and Densey didn't win the ultimate wedding, although he received the most votes. In exchange for the most votes, they received a $500 gift card. "Mary and Densey Cole who received the support of an amazing 21,562 votes from across the country" didn't win the grand prize, or first, second or third.
5/24/2010 02:14:00 PM"
boycott crate & barrel, nationwide.
Anonymous said...
OT...A note to all officers and their families: please stay away from North avenue beach, Oak street beach and Olive park during afternoon/evening hours. Packs of savages from the south and west side have set up shop. The lakefront is gang infedted. Lots of fights, narcotics activity, robberies happening. If you come, please arm yourself and stay alert. This is a warning
5/24/2010 12:19:00 AM
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Great idea! Just give the beaches away to the jagoff's!
Is that how the southside "police" neighborhoods turned to sh*t?
Anonymous said...
OT...A note to all officers and their families: please stay away from North avenue beach, Oak street beach and Olive park during afternoon/evening hours. Packs of savages from the south and west side have set up shop. The lakefront is gang infedted. Lots of fights, narcotics activity, robberies happening. If you come, please arm yourself and stay alert. This is a warning
5/24/2010 12:19:00 AM
On Sunday my kid had a soccer tournament at Montrose Ave, between LSD and the lake, traffic was an absolute nightmare, to go along with that I truly felt I was in a 3rd world country. The sad part was i wanted to stay after the game and BBQ, while doing some fishing with the kids, but instead we were lucky just to get out of there, without sitting in traffic for another hour and that was only from wilson to montrose, which is 2/3 blocks away.
Ohh for the wise ass who wants to know my definition of "3rd world country" I'll give you an idea: cars double parked on road, drunk amigos pissing on the side of an open tree (as if its ok because he's next to a tree), empty beer cans on the soccer fields, along with wrappers,....
GOD bless ARIZONA!
5/24/2010 09:42:00 AM
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.....and you guy's keep preaching to "not lock anyone up". Maybe you reap what you sow sometimes? Don't take shit from the shit-heads. Don't let them set up shop in our neighborhoods.
This is very disturbing. We are losing the lakefront? Are you kidding me? Summer Mobile where u at. maybe we can send some of those police from the 'new unit' Mobile Strike force with their M-4' or whatever they play wilth hope they are water proof,
Can anyone tell me if this is as bad as it sounds?
017 District 3rd Watch get those PAR forms ready..Got some bad news for ya..Captain Barn-Ass whined and cried to someone and had his transfer to 025 District cancelled..You are still saddled with this softball mush..
Wah, wah, wah. Quit your bitching and do some WORK. You know the word WORK means right, Officer?
To those complaining about the beaches,,,,they all suck and have sucked for 100 years. Every shithead and their cousin has been going there for ages.
Same goes with Forest Preserves.
Where can decent people go anymore to enjoy a day at the beach?
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There are still places, but you have to go early. Like 9a-1p. And then be done.
Anonymous said...
Why would you want your shorties sporting a coward's nickname?
5/24/2010 12:08:00 AM
It could adorn the brown racing stripe.
who took the 018 beach detail away
Anonymous said...
OT...A note to all officers and their families: please stay away from North avenue beach, Oak street beach and Olive park during afternoon/evening hours. Packs of savages from the south and west side have set up shop. The lakefront is gang infedted. Lots of fights, narcotics activity, robberies happening. If you come, please arm yourself and stay alert. This is a warning
5/24/2010 12:19:00 AM
On Sunday my kid had a soccer tournament at Montrose Ave, between LSD and the lake, traffic was an absolute nightmare, to go along with that I truly felt I was in a 3rd world country. The sad part was i wanted to stay after the game and BBQ, while doing some fishing with the kids, but instead we were lucky just to get out of there, without sitting in traffic for another hour and that was only from wilson to montrose, which is 2/3 blocks away.
Ohh for the wise ass who wants to know my definition of "3rd world country" I'll give you an idea: cars double parked on road, drunk amigos pissing on the side of an open tree (as if its ok because he's next to a tree), empty beer cans on the soccer fields, along with wrappers,....
GOD bless ARIZONA!
5/24/2010 09:42:00 AM
Where have you been? It has been a thrid world enclave since I last worked summer mobile in 1988.
Wah, wah, wah. Quit your bitching and do some WORK. You know the word WORK means right, Officer?
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& Konract
Oh no..the spelling suck ass poo leece gunna trip cuz I dunt spelled a wrong werd.
OT:
Mary and Densey didn't win the ultimate wedding, although he received the most votes. In exchange for the most votes, they received a $500 gift card. "Mary and Densey Cole who received the support of an amazing 21,562 votes from across the country" didn't win the grand prize, or first, second or third.
5/24/2010 02:14:00 PM
It's because they are already married. You can't win a wedding if you're already hitched. That was nice that they got free gift card.
i have one on my son's bigwheel.
Damn! what happened at North Ave. Beach Monday evening? I drove by SB on LSD, saw a bunch of squads at the North Ave. exit blocking access to the beach, even more squads in the parking lot....did somebody get shot there?
"KEITH CALLOWAY FOR THE SUPS . JOB"
Funny that you say that. Never thought of it, but at least he would be someone that the department could believe in, and follow with confidence. Anyone in 007 could attest to that.
"KEITH CALLOWAY FOR THE SUPS . JOB"
Funny that you say that. Never thought of it, but at least he would be someone that the department could believe in, and follow with confidence. Anyone in 007 could attest to that.
5/25/2010 02:27:00 AM
Yes I work in 007. Keith is a hell of a boss. Talks to you on a personal level, not a white shirt-blue shirt level, doesn't beg for numbers, just asks to do your job with what we have. Very down to Earth guy. He's got my vote. Second choice Joe Patterson. Worked for both and never a problem.I worked for 8 DC's since I've been in 007 and these 2 are great. Both guys came to afternoon roll call the day Tom was killed and both stated take the streets back and get down to old school policing. JN 007th dist
The W/C saw a bunch of these by the roll-call room and turned white as a sheet as he genuflected briefly on his impending stroke/grabber/shit hemorrhage... "Fuckin' Coppers!" and grabbed them before fleeing to his office...
I think im going to create a WORLD OF WARCRAFT character after J-FLED...
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