Monday, August 02, 2010

Show Shanks the Money!

We are officially here to collect revenue only - even the Detective Division.

Witness Exhibit 1 - Department Notice 10-18 - Specific Cost Recovery Pilot Program.

This Department Notice was issued 27 July 2010 and states the following:
  • This pilot program (A) establishes procedures to recover cost relative to personnel and equipment use when an offender is charged with Aggravated Battery against a Chicago Police Officer.
  • (B) introduces the use of the Cost Recovery Incident Form - Detective Division (CPD-61.231) available online.
Even the D-Unit is expected to come up with it's fair share of money for Shortshanks. No wonder the clearance rate is still falling.

Labels:

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm a police officer.

Today, I didn't generate any revenue.

You too can make a difference.

Sign up at: fuckshortshanks.com

8/02/2010 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just going to cause the detectives who are up there by a phone call or favor to press for misdemeanor charges so they can continue doing nothing.

8/02/2010 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is not a revenue generator. It is designed to decrease the amount of agg batteries reported and charged. If you create more hoops for the seriously understaffef detective unit then maybe more agg batteries will become simple batteries.
How many offenders charged with criminal damage to city property actually pay for the damages they caused? Bricks thrown at squad cars damaging windows and body panels, offenders throwing their drug rental stolen cars into reverse damaging bumpers, kicking out windows and damaging door frames. None end up paying for the damage or are actually are ordered to pay restitution. This order is nothing more than smoke and mirrors designed to kill crime stats.

8/02/2010 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2007 Mayoral Election Results
www.chicagoelections.com:

Richard M. Daley
324519
71.05%

William Walls, III
40368
8.84%

Dorothy A. Brown
91878
20.11%

Total votes cast:
456765


In a city of 3,000,000 residents.

THIS is why we're fucked.

Head over to the site. Bookmark it. Remember these results and all the bullshit we've dealt with in the last 3 (20?) years from this irish runt fuck, next year when it's time to VOTE again.

8/02/2010 04:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet that was Mickey Mousters Mousters Mousters idea, uh excuse me, I mean Mike Masters, Masters, Masters!

8/02/2010 04:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

2007 Mayoral Election Results
www.chicagoelections.com:

Richard M. Daley
324519
71.05%

William Walls, III
40368
8.84%

Dorothy A. Brown
91878
20.11%

Total votes cast:
456765

In a city of 3,000,000 residents.

THIS is why we're fucked.

Head over to the site. Bookmark it. Remember these results and all the bullshit we've dealt with in the last 3 (20?) years from this irish runt fuck, next year when it's time to VOTE again.

8/02/2010 04:02:00 AM


Which one to vote for then, William Walls or Dorothy Brown?

8/02/2010 05:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just going to cause the detectives who are up there by a phone call or favor to press for misdemeanor charges so they can continue doing nothing.
*****************
*****************

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!

Detective Area2

8/02/2010 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does this mean if I rip my pants locking up some asshole who's fighting with me, the city is gonna try and get money from him for MY torn pants that I paid for?

8/02/2010 02:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sorry for the increase in paperwork for the dicks but these shit heads should have to pay the city back for damages. If they are successful in that, then you've got a beeline to a civil suit on the jerk.

8/02/2010 05:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just going to cause the detectives who are up there by a phone call or favor to press for misdemeanor charges so they can continue doing nothing.
*****************
*****************

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!

Detective Area2

I think the poster was refering to the less than stellar detectives at the areas. Unless you are one of those subpar dicks. Go ahead and read the post again. If you still take offense then you are in over your ahead as a detective.

Detective Area 2 also.

8/03/2010 01:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I'm sorry for the increase in paperwork for the dicks but these shit heads should have to pay the city back for damages. If they are successful in that, then you've got a beeline to a civil suit on the jerk.


THEY DON'T PAY FOR THIER HOUSING, FOOD,KIDS,ANYTHING AS IT IS. TELL ME HOW THIS EXTRA PAPERWORK WILL HELP?

THEY JUST WILL PUT A LEAN ON THEM, AND DEDUCT THE PAST DUE AMOUNT FROM THE FUTURE SETTLEMENTS THE DOGS WOULD RECEIVE FROM BOGUS LAWSUITS.

8/03/2010 04:16:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Newer Posts.......................... ..........................Older Posts