The Undercover Commander
Some people just can't stay out of their own way:
- Slightly off topic:.
It seems Penelope beleives she is a "COVERT COMMANDER" who drives around in her personal car following "ON DUTY" units in her PERSONAL VEHICLE!.
It is being reported that henny penny was in her PERSONAL VEHICLE and spotted beat 11XX at Belmont and western and decided to come up on the radio and find out the status of this unit. Well I am sure henny penny thought she had this unit for being out of the district but she forgot that it is qualification time. It is also reported that she was spotted driving around the "north end" of 011 and "checking the status" of units thru the zone while in her PERSONAL VEHICLE.
Somebody care to inform henny penny that using your personal vehicle while on duty for any police act is strictly prohibited by General Order! Or does that not apply to the "chosen exempt" who think they are above the law?
Well, Henny Penny has already proven herself to be above the rules and regulations as we know it. And while it is completely within her duties to check on a car she spotted out of district, cruising around hot spots in her own car seems foolish should anything untoward happen to bystanders if police action were required to be taken and she had a perfectly serviceable exempt vehicle available for duty.
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posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
86 Comments:
The word GOOF comes to mind.
How about the 3rd watch W/C from 023 that rides around the district on his furlough looking to see what the cars are up to. He doesn't live anywhere near the district either, so don't try that as an excuse.
and this what J-Fled promotes?...
I want to create a cartoon featuring this broad
- civilian
One of the "Untouchables". Trust me on this.
Completely beyond the norms of layman's knowledge exists the power of the Black Clergy in this City.
Reparations my ass!!!
if you work in 011 and this is the shit you have to deal with then your response should be reflected on the check off sheets at the end of your tour--- let the queen bee write the movers and parkers if she likes to ride around in the district and bust balls.....
Yeah, and if she gets into an auto accident, the city is going to be really happy about paying off on THAT multi-million dollar lawsuit.
Oh, and Penny - your OWN insurance will not pay a dime if you get into something while driving your personal car while acting in a police capacity. Go ahead, dare them. They don't give a damn what your clout, uh, job title is. You'll be paying damages out of your own pocket.
don't know her, but she sounds absolutely AWFUL.
Even better for the good old commander:
Seems like the POD room is not working for her. She has now swtiched it up to obtain arrests in the room.
The room that once was supposed to manned 24 hours a day with face to face relief, no exceptions, has changed. She has now informed all WC's to inform all watch members that once an arrest is made from the POD room, the room will no longer need to be manned for the rest of that watch.
Fucking amazing! This comes for the nut who when she started this program flipped out when she walked by the room and noticed no one was in there. The po's assigned left when their scheduled time was up and when the other po's did not come in, sshe bitched people out because the room must be manned at all times, no exceptions. If you are the only one in the room and have to take a piss, you must yell to the desk to have them come in and watch the cameras.
The room must not really be working when you have to "reward" people with closing the room when a arresd is made.
PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP DOING THIS PENNY!
Hopefully she'll find herself hung up in the middle of combination funeral, fish-fry, fashion show and running gun battle in which she will have to take action.
!! O_o ??
Who are we kiddin'?
She'll just lock herself in the car, scream for help then get a C/R# on every copper that shows up.
Her ilk always folds in the face of sho'nuf dude when her clout can't protect her and her "white shirt courage" don't mean shit to muthafuckahs who have no rules to play by. Unlike blue shirts who have to be aggravated with her bullshit.
Apparently she isn't a big enough stink in the nostrils of her clout yet for them to break out a big can of "Bitch-B-Gone" (Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval) and start spraying.
Give her a desk in a dark corner at Bulk Storage on 39th and hang a pod camera over her head so she can monitor herself.
what kind of car does she drive?
of course, omit plate info...
it's funny to watch Henny Penny pop out of her office and turn the corner in an attempt to catch POD officers not watching the cameras.
H.P. is more intent on f**kin POs than doing her job "commanding" a district.
H.P. is a hall monitor with a +100K salary.
Dumb and Dumb... I don't know who is "dumber" in 011
If she's really using her personal vehicle, she better check with her auto insurance agent. If her vehicle is involved in an auto accident, the liability is on her, not the department or her insurance company. Auto insurance policies cover personal use unless stipulated in the policy. If her vehicle is damaged while used on duty, her policy won't cover it.
Personally, Phil can't believe she'd use her own car for work.
If she's using her personal vehicle while performing law enforcement supervisory duties and she files an insurance claim through the US mail without disclosing her vehicle's actual use, she MAY be committing mail fraud. Any of our members who passed the bar care to give an opinion?
If she's not using her unmarked car then maybe the department should let patrol officers use it.
“Cruising around hot spots in her own car seems foolish should anything untoward happen to bystanders if police action were required”.
That’s a laugh – are you suggesting she would actually lift a finger to take any police action – under any circumstances ? I doubt it.
Was she in uniform at the time? I know her vest was still over at Chicago Uniform.
There was a watch commander in 025 years ago who had a hard on for a Sgt on the watch. This watch commander would follow the Sgt off duty in his personal vehicle trying to catch the sgt with the sgts mistress.
Get a life you losers, go home and leave work at work.
She's a secret agent, ha? Well, it was those Greeks that did the trojan horse thing......
Henny Penny is no Greek she is West side through and through
how about the IAD sgt who brings his baby to work weekly to have another investigator babysit while he attends meetings. there are alot of Penny and EB type stories
"Paranoia strikes deep.
Into your life it will creep.
There's a man gun over there,
telling me I've got to beware."
This is another sign that she is totally insecure about herself and her position.
If this keeps up, they will be writing a song about her.
Sung to gospel music of course.
Why remind her of anything. This is the funniest story yet!
Is this broad for real? Dump this lady she has some serious issues.
This"blog" has it covered. Reference can be made to any future incident involving this dope her personal car and an incident. (She'll have to prove it to the insurance company/lawsuit ) Had a LT. wreck a "company car" while on duty and shopping out of the city she works for. She fits "HP" completely. Very sad that dopes like this exist...really.....! ( northside )
District Commander is a lonely, pathetic existence these days.
Be glad you're the Kings & Queens of the department-Patrol Officer!
Anonymous said...
Yeah, and if she gets into an auto accident, the city is going to be really happy about paying off on THAT multi-million dollar lawsuit.
Oh, and Penny - your OWN insurance will not pay a dime if you get into something while driving your personal car while acting in a police capacity. Go ahead, dare them. They don't give a damn what your clout, uh, job title is. You'll be paying damages out of your own pocket.
1/27/2011 12:38:00 AM
So you think she'll admit to the insurance company that she's using her personal vehicle for work?
She's not even that dumb.
Wait til she gets carjacked. No one will come to her 10-1
An absolute MENACE!!!
Anonymous said...
don't know her, but she sounds absolutely AWFUL.
1/27/2011 12:43:00 AM
That's about right, for starters.
Anonymous said...
if you work in 011 and this is the shit you have to deal with then your response should be reflected on the check off sheets at the end of your tour--- let the queen bee write the movers and parkers if she likes to ride around in the district and bust balls.....
1/27/2011 12:36:00 AM
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This is the larger prong of the fork of why management keeps 20 percenters hanging around.
Scared little kids scrambling to do sandbag whoever they have to to keep their spot.
Should be a lawsuit in there somewhere...just like there should have been one around the quota system required for off duty employment.
As I am retired, I have not seen a GO for some time. But, as I recall, there was an exception in the use of your private vehicle. You need permission from the 1st Deputy. I wonder if that is still in there? Either way, you hve to be some kind of idiot touse your own vehicle. The city has leased cars for your use. I used to have a DC who would come at odd times and hide behind cars in the parking lot with field glasses to watch the troops. One nut retires and they replace that nut with another one.
...and on the eighth day "merit" was created...
Really, she can use her personal vehicle if she wants, however the city ( not the dept ) says this:
She is 100% liable
She MUST notify her insurance company and have a rider, this rider must also include the city of chicago.
I work for the city, and this is the policy for other city agencies.
As long as I get home and find my family safe ...I'm a happy man,not concerned about other peoples dilemmas,maybe she needs some therapy...how to let go.tension and stress kills....dis ease! Now breathe in and breath out...pretend we never had this conversation...you are now stress free!
she is trying to avoid gps. i guess they will have to ping her on the blackberry.
POOR PENNY SHE DOES HAVE THE MENTAL CAPACITY FOR HER GIG!
DATING A MAILMAN / POLICE
SCREAMING IN STORE FRONT CHURCHES ABOUT CREATION.
ORDERING BEAT CARS IN THE WORST DISTRICT TO FLASH LIGHTS SO GODS WILL SAVE THE WEST SIDE.
AND YET JODY CRO-MAGNUM WEIS DOESNT SEE IT?
FOP SHOULD THROW A BIG PARTY ON J-FLEDS LAST DAY.
MAY BE HE COULD PUT THE 11 TH DISTRICT UNDER THE SUPER-NINTENDOS OFFICE TOO!!!
Anonymous said...
There was a watch commander in 025 years ago who had a hard on for a Sgt on the watch. This watch commander would follow the Sgt off duty in his personal vehicle trying to catch the sgt with the sgts mistress.
Get a life you losers, go home and leave work at work.
1/27/2011 03:18:00 AM
In the old days, we would return the favor and follow the watch commander. Everyone has skeltons. There must be something that Penny does that is not right. Document her activites and return the favor.
There's no way to fix Stupidity !
Why wouldn't she drive her GPS equipped Department take home car? She doesn't have a track record of outrageous and shady behavior or anything, right?
Isn't this STALKING, if she does it off-duty ???
ALL DEMOCRATS ARE COMMUNISTS SAYS:
This Woman obviously has a screw loose and should probably not be a Law Enforcement Officer ANYWHERE, much less a Commander of Chicago Police. What kind of a screwball would leave a Loon like this running around unchecked?
Oh yeah, that's right, it's that OTHER Loon, Jody Weiss, another police impersonator.
Henny is a movin on up. She will squash her enemies and will rule us all.
She was chosen by God!
"If police action were required"
PLEASE! Dipshit Penny would just run away, like the Supt.
Why would any Commander of police, especially in Chicago use their POV for anything. I can't recall every seeing that done, they are still issued a city vehicle aren't they. Like it or not a commander of police can at a whim request the status of any on duty unit....might be a pain in the ass
but it is their perogative....come on guy you can come up with something better then this
Don't worry 11, relief is coming barb west will be there soon.
Was it that older emerald green Cadillac with the Continental kit on the back I see now & then around Madison and Pulaski????
Thi is the legacy of Weiss. He promoted the most competent leaders; henny Penny and downtown ernie brown. There are procedures to be followed when monitoring beat cars including inspectors. Not driving wround in a personal car. That shows she has no confidence in her supervisors. 011 used to be a place of pride to learn the street.
what a joke waste of a promotion spot. way to screw it up lady. You are not helping the women on this job look any better...
The pod room must have been a success because an order came out expanding the program to all districts in Area 5. Grand Central was just set up with two computer stations in the lobby where we can sit watching with our backs to the door and anybody who walks in. Shit, we don't even get a room.
Find out who her Insurance Co. is and inform them. It is in every Insurance policy that your personal vehicle can not be use as a police vehicle or any other type of emergency vehicle. They will drop her like a bad tuna...
I think I saw that show, Under Cover Commander, on Comedy Central. Wasn't the role of cammandef played by Nell Carter?
Really, she can use her personal vehicle if she wants, however the city ( not the dept ) says this:
She is 100% liable
She MUST notify her insurance company and have a rider, this rider must also include the city of chicago.
I work for the city, and this is the policy for other city agencies.
1/27/2011 10:08:00 AM
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Yeah, well you don't work for the Police Department, which has its own rules and regulations.
She is prohibited from using her personal car for police business, and her insurance company will NOT give her a rider to operate her personal vehicle in her capacity as an EMERGENCY RESPONDER.
So you think she'll admit to the insurance company that she's using her personal vehicle for work?
She's not even that dumb.
1/27/2011 08:17:00 AM
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Trust me, her insurance company would know the circumstances of her accident before they even got a copy of the (false) accident report!
There have to be at least a dozen people who would love to repay all of Trahanas' kindnesses, don't you think?
And then, the insurance company would proceed against her for making a false claim and the USPS could pursue her for mail fraud. Both of thos entities couldn't give a rat's patoot what her job title code is.
She's a secret agent, ha? Well, it was those Greeks that did the trojan horse thing......
1/27/2011 04:06:00 AM
Anonymous said...
Henny Penny is no Greek she is West side through and through
1/27/2011 04:53:00 AM
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Her ex is Greek, not her. I bet he wishes he insisted she drop his name when the divorce was final.
By the way, he's a great guy and doesn't deserve the flak this must be bringing down on him.
01:19:00 PM
"...Like it or not a commander of police can at a whim request the status of any on duty unit... come on guy you can come up with something better then this."
Thus sayeth Penny/Penny's clout...
As the pretty sharp poster at 10:20:00 AM opined, "she is trying to avoid gps."
Playing supervisory gotcha in your PERSONAL VEHICLE is as fuckin' stupid as playing Police in your personal vehicle.
Whoever you are, go away. Defending this idiot is a fool's errand... Fool.
She needs to have her career destroyed (So many of us wish the Dept. Administration would oblige this unholy moon-bat once and for all! Can you BEGIN TO IMAGINE what would happen to a blue shirt pulling this shit?) because she is an absolute unmitigated disaster as a Police manager/administrator.
Her antics WILL RESULT IN GOOD POLICE OFFICERS GETTING HURT OR KILLED.
We don't give a damn about her personally but we give a big one that whoever the fuck her clout is is having a laugh at the expense of the Policemen who toil at H & K.
In the old days, we would return the favor and follow the watch commander
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Or the dist commander. Remember the Joe Curtain war??? The guys in 025 back then were friggin nuts!! I still laugh at those memories, the coffin in his parking spot was hilarious.. how many CR's did those guys pelt him with??? like 45 or so??
Penny would not last 1 period in those days
Well the 3rd Watch WC in 023,TL, had a major melt down in his office the other day when he was told he has to put up 2 man cars on 3rd Watch. No more 10+ one man cars running around and the rapids down all tour on his missions. By the way he makes his own forms to be filled out by the Sgt's. This is not an official CPD report yet he has his own revised number on them in the lower left corner.(talk about a tool). Well he had to be told to shut up and quit acting like a baby crying over loosing your one man cars. This guy thinks he can override all the other WC's and the Commander. This guy needs the ghetto for a life adjustment.
Anonymous said...
How about the 3rd watch W/C from 023 that rides around the district on his furlough looking to see what the cars are up to. He doesn't live anywhere near the district either, so don't try that as an excuse.
1/27/2011 12:21:00 AM
TL has been a buffoon since before coming on the job. He's a power hungry tool. How he made rank is a real mystery.
Bid out then
Were on a mission from God
Sign: Jake, Elwwood and
Henny Penny Blues
We had a commander a few years back (thankfully retired now) who used to put on the uniform at 3am and get in his squad car and try to find troopers on the midnight shift who were not wearing their hats. There are plenty of incompetent commanders throughout all police agencies.
Retired ISP
Anonymous said...
Henny is a movin on up. She will squash her enemies and will rule us all.
She was chosen by God!
1/27/2011 12:29:00 PM
God better have a big checkbook. Rumor has it her next lawsuit may cost her personally... lol.
"catching" a car at a police facility and hoping that theyre off base is really dumb
In A/3 there is a range and a court house
What could they possibly be doing there thats off base?
WHAT A FUCKING STROKE
Glad Im retired
The new unit, Wack-Job Spotter Analytics Unit (WJSAU) has been formed to identify and review potential Wack-jobs in the exempt ranks.
This Unit was formed to surveille and preside over overt and covert behaviors of those who don't seem to have a grip on life and/or reality.
This psych unit has been long overdue at the CPD and now is looked at as a critical operational unit that analyzes the logic behind the strategy of the executive ranks.
Look for forthcoming future updates.
Capt TL of 23 in the type of WC that would get one of his people killed by putting them up 99 and then giving them a gang mission in the 10 sector. Then we would be subjected to one of his roll call training where he tell us how they roll down in research and development. His policy of 99 units has lost 23 the whole Wilson corridor. Maybe he needs to come out from behind his desk and do some traffic stops and then report his activity to the Burger King. His father should be ashamed to the type of boss he developed into. And the scary thing is they have run out of bosses to promote so his day may be coming
Penny would not last 1 period in those days
1/27/2011 06:20:00 PM
post the playbook.
9:04pm,,,,,Those trooper hats have got to be a major PITA on a stop. They look snappy, but I can't see searching a car with one on.
When I came on,,Supt Leroy P. Martin used to carry SPAR forms in his city car and fill them out on the spot whenever he saw a copper without a hat.
One D/C called him out on it and was demoted before the end of the hour.
This is the funniest shit yet! I am glad she is commander instead of my sergeant. Imagine having to deal with her ass on an everyday basis.
Anonymous said...
I think I saw that show, Under Cover Commander, on Comedy Central. Wasn't the role of cammandef played by Nell Carter?
1/27/2011 05:25:00 PM
Why must you speak ill of the dead? Nell's been dead since 2003 dummy!
Why in God's name is she in the position she is in?
Because there is already enough blonde jokes in the world!
Gotta love 3rd Watch Roll Calls in 023........... nothing like Capt. TL, telling the PO's how to police and what police work is, it's like Bozo the Clown telling a neuro surgeon how to do brain surgery. Please send this tool back to HQ. Remember the hypocratic oath "first do no harm"....send him back to HQ so he can stop harming the mental well being of the PO"s and jeopardizing their safety with all his one man cars and useless bullshit missions on 3rd Watch. Never met a guy who believes he is absolutely 100% right about everything, and I mean everything.
By the way, he's a great guy and doesn't deserve the flak this must be bringing down on him.
He's getting no flak I hope. He is a great guy I agree. The guys he works with wouldn't do that.
TL & J-Fled would last about a week working a beat car in a fast ghetto district.
T.L. is a putz who made his street bones working at R & D kissing up to the Cline regime.
What a POS.
Henny Penny responds to the Armored car attempt robbery today on Chicago ave.. One offender dead the other with a bullet in his head. Henny Penny walking around the crime scene with no gun on as usual. What a tool, out of uniform and stupid for being without her weapon.
Isn't there some order that states we cannot drive our personal vehicle on duty, no matter who you think you are. Won't it be funny when there is an accident and a beat car is called to write that report. Keep it up commander there will be humor there sooner or later.
Speaking of "Undercover Commander"...
If Brett Goldstick is a "Director" why when you alpha-star query his name his title code shows up as Commander??!!!!!!!
If you look up other "Directors" their title codes equal director.
All the 023rd District posts are too funny......and true! Yeah, that guy would try to fuck over a working po over bullshit in a heartbeat. Glad I bid out.
Maybe she's Batgirl
Go ahead with the cartoon.
What's it called when a urine-soaked winehead and Henny Penny are in that room in 011 with the cameras in it? Two P's in a Pod!
It would be a real shame if she parked that vehicle and returned to find it napping on milk crates. THAT'S why I have my own police officer/crackhead.
Maybe she's Batgirl
1/29/2011 12:13:00 AM
more like the penguin's retarded niece.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO JIBJAB?
Does Henny Penny's DL list her address as 1060 W Addison?
Mission from G+d, yeah right.
J-Fled you must be so proud of Cmdr. P. Trahanas.
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