Remember, if it was never put to paper, it didn't happen:
- While not officially documented because some of her minions located it within a few hours, can anyone in 011 confirm that Henny Penny "lost" her star in her unmarked when she took it to the carwash last week??
Seems a search of the carwash and it's employees, as well as a review of the surveillance tapes, proved fruitless. All looked bleak until an anonymous citizen found the tin in a nearby alley and called a number found with the "proceeds".
She won't wear a vest or star to an HBT incident, but will have it peeled when she leaves it in the car while it's getting washed.
Now all you Henny Penny supporters chime-in and say it never happened because there wasn't paper generated. Anyone in 011 want to give their 2 cents worth??
Amazing. Who knows what tomorrow's tale will be?
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