- an individual on a bicycle and
- an individual shooting from a gangway
One of our readers waggishly suggested that Rahm ban bicycles and gangways as a deterrent to crime.
We however, wondered if the 650 miles of bike lanes being built at $140,000 per mile are part of a nefarious plan to facilitate murders across minority communities by racists posing as "green enthusiasts" riding bicycles.
We haven't figured out the gangway angle yet, but it'll come to us eventually. All plots by evil cabals come to light once you unravel one section. Look at the Kennedy assassination.
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