Aggravated Battery?
Shooting up north:
A 16-year-old boy was seriously wounded early this morning in a shooting on the North Side in the city's Uptown neighborhood.
About 1:41 a.m., the youth told police he was walking from his residence on the 4600 block of North Winthrop Avenue when he heard shots and soon after felt pain in his leg, said Police News Affairs [...].
The boy asked for help from an unknown bystander who drove the youth to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center where his condition was stabilized, [police] said.
The boy suffered wounds to his leg and groin area, police said.
Poor guy. Shot in the leg and groin. Ouch.
Uptown Update gets to the bottom of it pretty quickly though:
- So it all sounded really peculiar. That's why it wasn't a surprise when we got an email from someone who's in the know (who requested anonymity):
The inside scoop on this morning's "shooting"... The bullet had a downward trajectory and the "victim" had powder burns on his clothes. He was tucking a gun in his waistband and accidentally shot himself.
We're guessing he was inside an apartment or house and that's why no one heard the noise of his gun going off.
So it's scary that a 16-year-old kid, who has a 10pm city curfew, was tucking a loaded gun into his pants as part of his going-out-on-the-town ensemble at 1:41am.
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
53 Comments:
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Lame stream media! They have no reporters left! They probably look to the past and hero worship the real investigative reporters. How did they do it?
It's called work, you half assed shits. You have to go out and talk to people and check up on your information. My God, that sounds terrible. It's like, well, work!
Eat crow, you pussies.
OT: Nice spin. Rahm's calling the babysitting service provided while the teachers are striking, "Children First".
You gotta admit, he's a bastard, but a clever bastard!
http://www.examiner.com/article/parents-sign-up-for-children-first-chicago-public-schools-contingency-plan
Hmm. Well, we know that we can't control inside shootings... but what about inside the pants shootings?
Off Topic: Obama Money
Robbery Suspects Toss Money Out SUV Window During LA Pursuit
"Kind of like a Robin Hood situation, rob from the rich, give to the poor," said one witness
Hundreds of bystanders swarmed the scene of a high-speed pursuit in South Los Angeles Wednesday as police tried to apprehend alleged robbers who were tossing money out of their getaway vehicle.
"This isn't something we see every day," Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department spokesman Capt. Mike Parker said. "This definitely had some unique aspects to it."
More than a dozen times during the pursuit, handfuls of cash were thrown out of the backseat window of a black Volvo SUV that authorities had pursued from the scene of an alleged armed bank robbery in the Canyon Country area.
During the pursuit, onlookers were waving to the suspected bank robbers, apparently signaling for them to throw more money. At times, the vehicle had to navigate through dozens of people in the streets west and soutwest of downtown LA.
Parker said there are either four or five suspects. They were armed with at least one handgun, he said.
Two were taken into custody at the end of the pursuit.
A crowd of people gathered around the SUV after it was forced to stop because of traffic.
Officers exited their squad cars to confront the alleged robbers and were able to take them into custody among the sea of onlookers.
A witness at the scene said she was bowled over by the alleged robbers' actions.
"I'm just so glad this person came to throw this money in the 'hood, basically. You usually see robbers and they take their stuff and they leave. But this guy came over and tried to help us out. You know, it's a big depression nowadays," said the woman, who identified herself as a 23-year-old resident of the area.
"So It's more like all of us are supporting the robbers and the cops. He's doing something I never though a robber would ever do. "
"Kind of like a Robin Hood situation, rob from the rich, give to the poor. Everybody's out to kind of get some of the money," another resident told NBC4.
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Police-Pursuit-Car-Chase-169489976.html
Hopefully Darwin did society a solid and ensured that the savage's reproductive organs were permanently rendered useless.
I don't think that's fair. I got no thing to do with no ga-angs!
did he shit on himself when that hot lead cruised past his nutsack?
Word is Ceasefire is taking credit for talking the shooter down from fatally shooting himself.
One million well spent...keep up the good work!
Another officer injured on the south side tonight. Ok Mr. Mayor how much more injuries or further is it gonna take for Chicago to take there streets back. It is chaotic out there wtf whens this shit gonna stop. Get well officer good luck!!!
Noticed SCC has removed Shaved from it's list of sites to visit. What gives? Trouble in BlogLand? Can't we all get along.
Too bad he didn't shoot his little pecker off. That would prevent him reproducing.
Hey, its not like he has school or anything the next day.
copper taken to christ, got hit by car tonight. problem with dispatchers getting out info due to 2 accidents happening at same time.
So... It sounds like he turned his "outtie" into an "innie"... metaphorically speaking of course
had one of those earlier this summer. shot in the twig, blew out the berries. never made the news.
CPS needs to teach the NRA Eddie Eagle firearm safety program.
I'm making up t-shirts...
Heard Shots
Felt Pain
Know Nothin
I would like to see the taxes for people like David Vitale, Terry Peterson and several others who have been Daley go to guys and are still working for Rahm in various positions. They have worked for so many different agencies and boards..how many salaries do they get? What about pensions?
poor little boo, he shot hisself in his wee little willie....
Here's a clueless comment from the Uptown Update:
"I hope the kid is okay, and I hope he's reprimanded for having a firearm in his pants.
September 12, 2012 12:00 AM
Seriously, these people live in a fairyland.
Hopefully he is no longer able to procreate. Natural castration by firearm.
Anonymous said...
Noticed SCC has removed Shaved from it's list of sites to visit. What gives? Trouble in BlogLand? Can't we all get along.
9/13/2012 02:24:00 AM
Where have you been, under a rock? Shaved is no more. Go back to last week in SCC and you'll see why.
Sheesh! I hope you're kidding.
OT - leave it to Rahm and his cronies to continue doing dirty business as usual.
$7.4 million contract awarded to McHugh const. Who is still under investigation for giving $200 million in tax payer dollars to a company that was supposed to be "woman owned". A fake company set up to meet the legal requirements for minority and woman owned sub contractors.
But it's all legit, they were the lowest bidder, no worries. It's for the good of the taxpayers not the friends and families of the mayor or alderman. That would be ludacris.
http://www.suntimes.com/news/15111134-418/park-district-awards-1st-construction-contract-for-grant-park-overhaul.html
more importantly ... was he a CPS student? 'cause had he been in school none of this would have happened
there's a pary in my pants and you're invited yo
DAMMIT!
Has anyone actually read " Robin Hood "?
He robbed the Sheriff of Nottinghams TAX collector, then passed the proceeds around.
Not a bad idea.
The tax collectors are the one's doing the robbing...Fed, State, County, City.
Just end sales of ammunition and reloading supplies. The sh*thead will run out of munitions.
That was a multan lead ejaculation. I think it might leave a mark. He could always sing suprano!
A bit of web advice, SCC. NEVER use red text on blue; it causes seizures in unsuspecting readers.
Uptown has been hot. Bunch of legit shootings in 020
"...Fridy's changes- Tom Byrne is going to 014.
Maria Maher, former chief of dick's is un-retiring and taking back her old job. Flores is going up to Dep. Chief of Dicks...".
NOW THAT'S FUNNY!
Can JFed & Hubermain come back as coordinators?
Kick up HennyPenny too.
It's Rahm & Gmacx GroundHog Day all over again. Everyday they wake up together, the clock radio reporting on another killed and 15 shot overnight.
Weak and chickenshit media won't ask about the failures.
We are winning! We surrounded all the infidels (in certain neighborhoods) and they are trapped!
Hilarious.
In the city of chicago tradition of rewarding screw ups, they should make this kid the boss of his gang.
That's part of the problem of gangbangers wearing skinny jeans! They may look less imposing to the yuppies they're robbing downtown but it's incredibly dangerous when jocking their banger!
Downtowns' concern was if he was CPS.
There are still reporters out there, but they are underpaid, spread too thin, and their bosses won't let them do their jobs. Sound familiar?
It's really interesting to read the twitter feed of say, Pete Nickeas from the Trib, and realize how little his overlords allow into the actual paper. A story told many times, in every media outlet in this city. Mustn't make our tourist showcase look scary.
LMFAO!!!!!
This guy is cheadder Bob from 8mile with Eminem!!
Remember during the movie they are having a fight and cheddar Bob pulls out a gun, they tell him put that shit away, and while in his waistband the gun goes off.
Freaking funny as hell. Not to mention this HONOR ROLL STUDENT knows the west side speech....... "I heard loud noises, felt pain and noticed I was shot"
This shit is priceless.
That's OK,
What about the 16 year old locked-up for his second armed robbery at 55 and Morgan the first day of the teachers strike.
Guess if only the schools were open, he NEVER would have done such a thing.
Anonymous said...
Noticed SCC has removed Shaved from it's list of sites to visit. What gives? Trouble in BlogLand? Can't we all get along.
9/13/2012 02:24:00 AM
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Wake the fuck up.
Dumbass or troll. Wait, same thing.
"I'm just so glad this person came to throw this money in the 'hood, basically. You usually see robbers and they take their stuff and they leave. But this guy came over and tried to help us out. You know, it's a big depression nowadays," said the woman, who identified herself as a 23-year-old resident of the area."
Yeah, that's it. They were Robbin' Hoods. They threw out the money to help...not to create havoc and assist in their getaway.
rb
Another Gangsta with no little Gerkin to pull on when he is bored.
Plaxico?
I had the occasional 'accidental discharge' in my pants when I was that age.
Only they occurred while sleeping and didn't require taxpayer-funded emergency surgery to clean up.
In 20 today the day LT gave 5 people timedue slips with the word DENIED in red written on it, but yet no one was denied time for LT DICKHEAD golf outing.Guess the rules apply when they want them too.
Only they occurred while sleeping and didn't require taxpayer-funded emergency surgery to clean up.
9/13/2012 03:15:00 PM
i hope you didn't let mom do the laundry on those occasions.
Chicago is so fucked, that the CPD helicopter is the oficial city bird!!!!
Anonymous said...
I would like to see the taxes for people like David Vitale, Terry Peterson and several others who have been Daley go to guys and are still working for Rahm in various positions. They have worked for so many different agencies and boards..how many salaries do they get? What about pensions?
9/13/2012 06:49:00 AM
Lest we forget Lil' Tommy Byrne he has about three pensions now the runt bastard!
Powder stippling on the pp really hurts.
Can you help me find fairyland? I would love to visit.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
My life can be a lonely one.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Right on about the comment about getting time denied- in 020 they gave time due to anyone who wanted to attend the police golf outing and for the benefit bowling party for officers that got axed. Other than that, they will not allow anymore than 3 to 4 officers to take time on any other day, especially weekends and they will not allow you to extend your furlough. They make up their own rules and our lackluster union reps do nothing about it. Best part is that the xo has the lt and sgts go into roll call demanding more contact cards from the officers while all this bs is going on!
The Keesing Bandit said...
Can you help me find fairyland? I would love to visit.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
9/14/2012 10:17:00 AM
The Keesing Bandit said...
My life can be a lonely one.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
9/14/2012 10:17:00 AM
boy, you're really missing shaved, aren't you?
Yes, I miss him soooooooo much.
Now, kees me you fool!!!!
I can see why they don't allow any time due in 020, being it is such a bastion of crime and disorder.
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