Tuesday, September 25, 2012

"Take it to the Alley" Plot

Given the state of "rat control" in the city alleys (nonexistent), and Rahm's pleas for gangs to take their disputes "to the alleys," some loyal readers have finally noticed the evolving plot:
  • Plague and rat-borne disease will decimate the gang banging elements, thereby driving down crime
It will probably work as well as anything else the Department and city have tried.

An e-mailer also speculates as to the emergence of a genetically modified "super-rat" that might work it's way up to an apex-type predator that attacks stray cats, dogs and finally gang bangers in the next few years.  The only trouble with this is it might eventually start cutting into Rahm's voting base.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Chicago, even the rats vote!

Why exterminate them?


9/25/2012 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago rats are organic and free range. They can feed the unwashed masses. A diet of alley rat supplemented by Asian carp is just what the doctor ordered.

9/25/2012 12:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plague and rat-borne disease will decimate the gang banging elements, thereby driving down crime


Makes sense to me.

Isn't the Cease Fire groups edict to:

"treat violence like a disease"?


9/25/2012 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We wonder what would happen if they fed those rats bath salts??


DA: Bath salts suspected in Hawley head-gnawing attack


Richard Cimino Jr., 20, of Doylestown, had "allegedly" taken bath salts before the early morning incident Friday, said Wayne County District Attorney Janine Edwards, though that has not yet been confirmed by medical testing.

Mr. Cimino remains in Geisinger Community Medical Center in Scranton recovering from injuries suffered when he jumped from the second-floor window of a vacant home on Hudson Street in Hawley on Friday, after he stripped down to his underwear and unsuccessfully tried to break into another nearby home.

By the time he entered the vacant home at 521 Hudson St., Mr. Cimino had also taken off his underpants, state police said.

After the jump, Mr. Cimino went through the home's garage then noticed two women walking down the street, state police said.

Naked and covered in his own blood because of the fall, Mr. Cimino approached the two women - Ann Monaghan and Nancy Dean-Corino, both of Hawley - and tackled Ms. Dean-Corino, according to state police.

Bleeding all over her, Mr. Cimino "began to gnaw" at Ms. Dean-Corino's head, all while "screaming like an animal," according to a state police press release.

The two women managed to escape and call police. Responding troopers found Mr. Cimino laying in the road covered in blood with severe injuries.

When Mr. Cimino - who state police described as acting delusional and confrontational - lunged at a trooper, another trooper deployed a stun gun, though he continued to act aggressively, even punching an emergency medical technician treating his injuries before he was transported to Geisinger Community Medical Center in Scranton.

State police later filed two counts each of aggravated assault, simple assault, indecent exposure and criminal mischief; three counts of burglary; and one count each of criminal trespass and defiant trespassing against Mr. Cimino.

The Hawley case bore striking similarity to another bizarre incident that took place in Miami earlier this year.

On May 26, Rudy Eugene attacked a homeless man in the South Florida city and chewed off most of the man's face.....

more >> http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/da-bath-salts-suspected-in-hawley-head-gnawing-attack-1.1373101

9/25/2012 01:22:00 AM  
Anonymous 014 said...

RATS .... RATS .... RATS ...

the 014 parking lot and 1st floor is full of RATS !!!!!

Perhaps because they let the grass grow 4 feet high and did not cut it til' June?

A little mouse just ran across the old Watch Commander's desk .... or is that Capt Buslik?

9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good place and job for Cease Fire peeps.

9/25/2012 03:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A little mouse just ran across the old Watch Commander's desk .... or is that Capt Buslik?

9/25/2012 01:36:00 AM

Nah - that's just his house mouse.

9/25/2012 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Help is on the way. The coyotes are moving down the expressways in search of food. Watch your small pets and kids in fuzzy jackets.

9/25/2012 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

here's an idea , force folks on welfare to clean up alley , street and parks in their neighborhoods
pay them minimum wage and deduct that from government welfare checks.

9/25/2012 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry about rats in 014.
They don't do anything, just like the two legged 014 gold star....... right ?
Just ask the judge friend.

9/25/2012 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Indeed, 014 District parking lot is overrun by rats. It's disgusting.

9/25/2012 11:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rahm's a rat, why don't he have a talk with them? Even looks like one>

9/25/2012 01:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago "The Rat City". We even have a Mayor who's a RAT and his AlderrRats!

9/25/2012 06:01:00 PM  

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