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Finally, the Cubs can say they’re No. 1.
Our lovable losers have gained the distinction of having MLB’s least clean park, as voted by ufe.com, an upstart website that stands for “urine feces everywhere."
The ratings are the brainchild of Bourbonnais dentist John Vallone, who — along with his wife and six others — rated every major-league park based on 79 health-related criteria. Much of their focus was on rest-room hygiene.
The Cubs are going for loss number 101 tonight. Best of luck to them.
Sox finished ahead of where everyone picked them to end up, and still can't fill their park.
And the NHL continues to dig its own grave.
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posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
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Six persons did a study of hand washing at baseball parks. They found that wrigley had the least amount of patrons that washed their hands after using the restrooms. Go Cubs
The world is crumbling around us and you talk of sport.
Oh how could Wrigley Field be unsanitary now. Don't you remember just a few short months ago when the city did a check of all the food services in there...when the park was closed the food prep areas all shut down and non operational and they didn't find one damn thing wrong.
Remember that?
Yeah...and crime is down too. Say it! Say it! Just keep saying it..
/sarcasm
Check this out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4EOqyNf0I&feature=youtube_gdata_player
This guy pretty much sums up the whole Cubs organization in a few brief seconds.
His display also accurately illustrates the process by which all of our Meritcloutorious Bossholes made rank.
For a minute I thought you were talking about CPD.
DA BEARS
You mean the sox totally choked big time. I could care less about the cubs.
Of course its has the worst bathrooms, it is nothing but a big freaking bar to the yuppies. They don't even pay attention to the game. Lets go get drunk urinate all over the place and watch a shit team of the last 100 years lose 100 games.
Cubs fans are pathetic losers.
wrigley also scored high on the dss category, " drunk stupid suburbanites."....
So instead of watching the Loser Cubs tonight, turn on the debates and get some insights on who to vote for - if you are still undecided.
Next case.
Bud man and a Cub fan never want to shake their hand in the grandstand.
NO HIGH FIVES OR KNUCKLE BUMPS for the Wrigley Field chumps.
HEY! Does this popcorn taste funny to you?
You know what they should do though?
Sports diapers!
Duh yeah! Think about that. You can drink all the beer your want and never miss a play and never have to go stand in line at the trough.
Remember that women in Florida that went after her cheating man? I think she was an ex-astronaut and needed to drive several hundred miles to track him down and so she wore adult diapers so she could drive non-stop?
Put the Cubs logo on some adult diapers and there ya go..
101 losses, hey, its a record. ok?
NHL, that's you Hawks, this season its the Wolves, just get fk'n tired of this sh't, seems like happens every year.
And let's not get started on the rotten Bears. I guess at least WE all know why B Marshalls nickname is "47."
You failed to mention the Cubs can't fill Wrigley either .... despite all the fecal ambiance.
he watched people pisa and
Of course its has the worst bathrooms, it is nothing but a big freaking bar to the yuppies. They don't even pay attention to the game. Lets go get drunk urinate all over the place and watch a shit team of the last 100 years lose 100 games.
Cubs fans are pathetic losers.
10/03/2012 06:23:00 AM
11th District King?
And you call Cubs fans looses?
Your an idiot.
11th District police officer
Of course its has the worst bathrooms, it is nothing but a big freaking bar to the yuppies. They don't even pay attention to the game.
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And no one at the cell drinks or acts stupid. Everyone there is either a gentleman or a lady. Perfect behavior. Thats why there are 50 or so off duty coppers working every game.
Yea, the Cubs stink, and I've been a fan my whole life, and a season ticket holder for 15 years. The park IS a shithole and needs to be knocked down and replaced. But can you sox fans please stop with the "no one watches the game shit"?
Speaking of not watching the game, good job not showing up at the cell just when the sox needed to have some fan support.They were right there for a playoff spot to the last week and you horseshit fans couldn't even fill the place halfway. I went to one of the Tiger games and there were about 24,000 there on a perfect weather evening when the sox were playing to stay in first place. Stop worrying about the Cubs and go buy some tickets for the playoffs.
Oh wait, never mind.
Don't watch the Cubs much but in their last game of a pathetic season I watched the team celebrate the game winning hit as if they just clinched a play off spot.
That stupid song Go Cubs Go starting playing as the owner stood in the stands sizing up the squeeze play he's planning using on the overburdened taxpayers of Chicago.
A warm feeling overcame me as I ran to the john to puke.
When you buy a ticket at Wrigley to watch a ball game, you can be assured to see the bottom of the ninth.
I'd rather watch the Cubs with old plumbing than go to the shithole southside.
The whole southside is a bad toilet.
How can sox fans complain about lack of sanitation when most don't have indoor plumbing in the basement apartment they pay the rent for every other month.
Granted there are plenty of seats available at Cellular Field, even when they are in the thick of a play off race.The fans wear the t-shirts and caps but don't go to the games. (can't interrupt $.50 cent beer night at local bar)
The sox fans claim to be more knowledgeable (from afar). They might even be more knowledgeable if they went to the game.
And don't forget the life long sox fans;
Old Mayor Daley,
Last Mayor Daley,
Mike Madigan,
B.O. (Obama),
John Daley,
Bill Daley,
and all the Shitbird Crooks from Bridgeport.
Case Closed.
Speaking of not watching the game, good job not showing up at the cell just when the sox needed to have some fan support.They were right there for a playoff spot to the last week and you horseshit fans couldn't even fill the place halfway. I went to one of the Tiger games and there were about 24,000 there on a perfect weather evening when the sox were playing to stay in first place. Stop worrying about the Cubs and go buy some tickets for the playoffs.
Oh wait, never mind.
10/03/2012 09:58:00 PM
All I have to say to that is, 2005 WORLD CHAMPIONS, WOOOO HOOOOOOOO!.
The Cubs are adding 56 premium seats behind the dugout, but they can't add 1 premium player. Keep giving them your your money idiots.
2005 wasn't that around the last time a promotional test was given?
Ask anyone still on the lists or who haven't even been able to take a promotional test what 7 years is like.
Let's come up with a list of things that have happened since the Sox won the 2005 championship.
#1 Blackhawks championship
Speaking of not watching the game, good job not showing up at the cell just when the sox needed to have some fan support.They were right there for a playoff spot to the last week and you horseshit fans couldn't even fill the place halfway. I went to one of the Tiger games and there were about 24,000 there on a perfect weather evening when the sox were playing to stay in first place. Stop worrying about the Cubs and go buy some tickets for the playoffs.
Oh wait, never mind.
10/03/2012 09:58:00 PM
Here is what one of your own, manager Lee Elia, thinks of you cubs fans. Timeless, even more true now as it was back then. He hits the nail right on the head.
lee elia tirade
Here is what one of your own, manager Lee Elia, thinks of you cubs fans. Timeless, even more true now as it was back then. He hits the nail right on the head.
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25 years ago. as immaterial as throwing 2005 in our face. They won the WS, that dumb fuck Williams broke up a team that should have contended for a few more years, Ozzie Guillen alienated the players, and you have what you have. Blowing that lead this year is as bad as it gets, but now it doesn't matter because the Cubs lost 101 games. Right.
Own it. They choked. And no one went there to watch.
Own it. They choked. And no one went there to watch.
As opposed to the Cubs .... whose fans pay $$$$ to watch them choke year after year, decade after decade, century after century.
It's quite obvious who the morons are here.
Blowing that lead this year is as bad as it gets, but now it doesn't matter because the Cubs lost 101 games. Right.
No, the 1969 cubs blowing that lead is as bad as it gets. Ha, stoop.
I would say having a 3 games to 2 lead, being ahead in the sixth game, and being five outs away from going to the World Series , then having the wheels come off while Dusty Baker sits on his ass in the dugout chewing on his toothpick IS as bad as it gets.
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