Saturday, December 01, 2012

Winter Parking Ban

If you're reading this and your car is parked out on someplace like Western Avenue right about now, and it's still in the 40 degree range, and it'll be 60 on Saturday and Sunday.....

It's a sure bet your car is/will be hooked up on a tow truck before 3 AM.

Winter Parking Rules! Betting is hot and heavy this year - the over/under stands at 200 cars towed. Last year was only 188, but Rahm really needs money this year.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic but the city is going nuts. 5 homicides since 6 pm in two 009. 007 006 020 and about 14 others shot.. That's in just 6 hours... All is well

12/01/2012 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahm has the dumb-azz aldermen in a trick bag. The aldermen approved his budget and now the aldermen will be forced to approve every single one of Rahm's hand-picked no-bid corporate partnership deals.

First one up is the 60 electronic billboards to be install on city property. It's a 250 page contract written by the corporation. Ya think any aldermen actual read it? What's that you vote no? Well then you find the money to replace it because we already passed a budget that assumed you would have approve it.

The 50 city eunuchs are not going to make any challenges are you kidding me!?! You're looking at Parking Meter contracts two point oh as our city assets are sold off.

12/01/2012 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

democraps......just keep voting for the assholes.

12/01/2012 02:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fucking thieves.

12/01/2012 03:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a fucking moron if you're out there doing stops. You're a retarded dipshit if you're out there writing snow tows. Seriously, from one tax paying copper to another, take your head out of your ass. It's not enough people have to pay hundreds of dollars for arbitrary stickers to be able to drive their cars, they have to worry about bullshit like this?

12/01/2012 03:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its nothing but a money grab w/out snow on the ground. But remember good citizens, "its for the children."

12/01/2012 06:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tow those cars off of Western Ave. Make room for the Toys for Tots bikers!

12/01/2012 07:58:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

"...You're a moron if you're out there doing stops..."

You're a moron if you don't think the stop you make today might stop that prick from invading your neighborhood.

You must also be a north sider.

12/01/2012 08:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no street stops in ghetto , end of story , stop suspicious people in areas that appreciate police

12/01/2012 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry, they don't have enough time or guys to tow or ticket you.

12/01/2012 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bet your bank on that!All on Rahm and McDip to drain us dry,don't to nothing for these morons!

12/01/2012 02:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago breaking news is reporting 301 snow tows for the night.

12/01/2012 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

More for the money grubbing assholes to blow on useless things.

12/01/2012 03:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ouch 301!!!

12/01/2012 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...,0,3428939.story

12/01/2012 03:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard over 300. But come to Chicago to park and spend money.

12/01/2012 03:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're a moron if you're out there doing stops..."

You're a moron if you don't think the stop you make today might stop that prick from invading your neighborhood.

You must also be a north sider.

And you must be a political Southsider. Dont do anything and force them to respect and deal with us.

12/01/2012 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the City "TOWED" The SHIT Heads We'd Be Criem Free?

12/01/2012 04:11:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To Mr South Side......

Keep telling yourself that. I'm sure you'll get on tact or whatever "go getting" acronym unit the kool aid factory dreams up next. In fact, tell your family that the next time a bullshit lawsuit or cr # comes down on you. I'm sure they'll understand. Till then, keep counting your honorables.

12/01/2012 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

301 cars towed. I hope it was revenue people and not police. I hope there isn't police ignorant enough to do that. I know I'm probably wrong.

12/01/2012 08:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Count is over 300 towed.

12/01/2012 11:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ATTENTION MR. SOUTHSIDE- All YOUR stops really helped the Southside. Lets see, 22/8 etc. looking like a 3rd world country, savages roaming the streets and working at the local food store, gas station, etc. Your stops make NO DIFFERENCE. 30 years ago maybe, today your kidding yourself. The southside is DONE, eventually your family will BEG you to move to the NORHT SIDE. Many Police and Fire have seen-the-light and made the move.

12/03/2012 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a south sider, which shows I have intelligence. I am not political at all.

They city will never "deal" with you. If you do nothing, they will find someone who will.

Your best bet is to keep the shitheads in the ghetto where they belong. You can only do that by making them uncomfortable where they do not belong.

You can't do that from your Starbucks table.

12/03/2012 06:10:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

It must be terrible to live in such fear that you think your every move will result in a CR Number or a lawsuit.

I prefer to act intelligently, not like a scared rabbit.

12/03/2012 06:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They only Tow in Jefferson Park, where working people need their cars to go to work to pay their taxes.

12/08/2012 02:06:00 PM  

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