How to Raise the Clearance Rate
Currently, something like 80% of Chicago homicides go unsolved. Of the 20% that have an identified offender, something like one-third of those never go to trial for one reason or another. But our brilliant readers have come up with a plan:
- How about McDouche lines up a bunch of people and says they are the offenders in all the homicides in Chicago last year. Then when questioned about it he can say, "Well, not really. But they're representative of the people we will catch in the future."
And the comments got even better from there:
- I heard that 18's roll call will be held in the lobby of HQ, to show the press that these P.O's are representative of the officers the City will be hiring in fiscal year 2017.
- Does this mean I can show my WC 'representative' movers? Nah boss, I didn't write any this year, BUT, here are some from last year that I plan on counting for this month again.... LOL
- Rahm and McGoofy will be handing out some of those giant foam board checks to the rank and file. They will be reprentative of the pension checks we will not be receiving after paying our share for 30 + years.
And the bullshit continues.
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