17 Homicides Overnight
- The Cook County Medical Examiner’s office confirmed Monday night that it had received 17 human specimens that were found at O’Hare International Airport on Monday.
Sources said the specimens are human heads, still covered in skin. Authorities said no foul play was suspected. U.S. Customs and Border Protection were investigating but declined to comment Monday night.
Perhaps these are just "representative heads" for all the homicide victims in January?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 8:01 AM
92 Comments:
Just vodoo stuff, nothing more.
So would those be categorized as "Skin Heads"?
Hahahaha....No foul play. I hate when human heads just start popping up everywhere.
no they were shrunken heads from mexico , soon to be sold on 26thst
BRKLN SOUTH.
Are any of the skulls talking?
They were for Rahm to show the Aldercreatures and Union bosses. "This is what happens when you don't go along with what I want"
Those 17 heads still have a higher collective IQ than 50 aldermen.
Citizen Gigi:
For some reason (duh) the phrase "no foul play was suspected" seems a bit odd. All I would think is foul play. Who carries around heads with them unless something is a bit off? but what do I know.
Thanks, scc. I just snorted my coffee. (You know some people are going to try to confirm the 'deaths'.)
Sounds like the first episode of Season 2 of "the wire"
McNulty!!
OT.....Did anyone catch the numbers on the cannabis tickets. Of nearly 380 tickets issued only around 30% actually got fined. 128 didn't even show up, 27 dismissed, city did not pursue 38. What a waste of time this is.
IF they were legitimate medical specimens, why would they send them to the Medical Examiner's Office?? That doesn't make sense.
The flight originated from Guadalajara International Airport (GDL), Jalisco, Mexico.
More decapitated heads manana.
as someone pointed on the slum-times
they are here to vote in the next democratic election
only in chicago do the "dead" rise and vote early and often
Are they ..... Talking Heads?
So, two duffel bags and a carryon?
Sounds like Beetle Juice.
Jeff Dahmers mail was lost in 1990,He was sending his friends some stocking stuffers.
No foul play suspected?? I know people are nieve and
many are simply dumb. But this is just more insanity in Chicago. Maybe time to get out of Dodge.
MS
MORE DEAD HEADS @ THE O'HARE-PORT!
Parade Queen Rosie and her connected mumblers, Chicago's leadership team!
Just like the ones in charge of this department. 18 big heads with no brains or balls?
Props for the CompStat meeting--
McCarthy said, "If you don't get the homicides down-- Heads are gonna round!"
No foul play was suspected in 17 human skulls? WTF
Maybe it's politicians who don't believe in the second amendment.
— Police Dept Press Release —
The newly appointed Department Command Staff arrived at Ohare Airport last night with much fanfare. The 17 staffers were greeted by US Customs agents when they were discovered inside Coleman coolers and all refusing to speak, something not typical for Department Command Staff. Plans for office shelf space at headquarters will be on hold for now. Appointments will also be delayed.
OT
out of NT
The guns package was negotiated privately by the governor and legislative leaders over the last several weeks, but was only completed late Monday; rank-and-file Senators had only a few minutes to read the legislation before voting on it. Mr. Cuomo, saying, “If there is an issue that fits the definition of necessity, I believe it’s gun violence,” waived the normal three-day waiting period between introduction of new legislation and a vote.
WOW!
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/15/nyregion/new-york-legislators-hope-for-speedy-vote-on-gun-laws.html?partner=MYWAY&ei=5065&_r=1&
Sources said the specimens are human heads, still covered in skin.
BAN GUNS NOW !!!!!!!
OK everybody just be "heads up" on this OK?
Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Lost Property
Can you imagine the confusion that would have ensued had the plane gone down and the number of heads didn't match the number of torsos?
Sounds like cartel tactics even more present here in Midwest.
OT
From the NY gun ban that passed inthe middle of the night
Ammunition magazines would be restricted to seven bullets, from the current 10, and current owners of higher-capacity magazines would have a year to sell them out of state. An owner caught at home with eight or more bullets in a magazine could face a misdemeanor charge.
My brother in a large southwestern city works for a "logistics" company.
They routinely get human cadavers and body parts sent through their system at the airport usually from morgues to medical schools.
It is something they handle "Rush-Express." Sometimes a shipment could get lost and wind up on the wrong dock and cause some disturbance.
"Perhaps these are just 'representative heads' for all the homicide victims in January?"
Just had our keyboard sharpened, did we?
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"Medical specimens," I take it they were originally shipped out from here. News says some sort of research/training was conducted on them in Italy, it is some kind of "return for deposit" deal, they got hung up in some Customs or other delay at O'Hare since around Christmas, and CCME is X-raying and photographing these and taking tissue samples before they go to crematory in Schiller Park.
...and there is more mental imagery I don't need. Gah.
Now on to the Gacy dig.
Heads will be rolling at Compstat to figure this one out!
Sounds like compstat victims.
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OPERATION HEAD-FAKE
Look at the face? That's no 14 year old child!
If it saves us just one child from being reported as murdered then isn't it worth it?
Crime's down.
/sarcasm
They were legit specimens that were on the way to be cremated and everything was in order but customs freaked out not knowing what to do. The heads were held in a freezer at Ohare for over a week.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves....
Do you have to check off with all 17 heads at once or can you spread them around the period? I/F
WILLIAM DALEY CONSIDERING RUN FOR GOVERNOR
1 hour ago --
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/kevin-mcdermott/other-son-of-chicago-s-boss-is-thinking-about-ill/article_add265f2-e885-59fd-a019-15c572c30bb5.html
Just what we need.
Dig the photo of him and Emperor Obama.
This will f__k up Emanuel's grooming of fellow Demorepublican money man Bruce Rauner.
Emanuel has just been emphasizing that these huge city damage payouts "are the legacy of the Daley administration."
A tussle in the Combine! Knives in the table!
"DEAD! DEAD!"
Little Richie was on the radio today, yabble-babbling about something, "da politicians is nuts but dat's just, just, just, you now, just a reflection of da society we live in." Is he pushing his book, or did he come out for this gun-ban craze, or both?
While your pension is in jeopardy, Richie J.'s "golden parachute" catches the breeze.
How Daley beefed up his pension payouts
http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-05-02/news/ct-met-pensions-daley-20120502_1_higher-union-salaries-public-pension-pension-funds
"IF they were legitimate medical specimens, why would they send them to the Medical Examiner's Office?? That doesn't make sense."
1/15/2013 09:23:00 AM
http://www.cookcountygov.com/portal/server.pt/community/medical_examiner,_office_of/307/medical_examiner,_office_of
It's the next candidates to be interviewed for Chicago's Superintendent of Police. They're not going to the ME's Office, being sent to the 5th fl at City hall instead. rahm boy likes silent obedience from his police bosses.
What the hell is the big deal...it's Chicago... anything is possible, just look at who's running the city into the ground now and you can look at who's running the department....
I rest my case.
Rahm ordered them because he's moved up from dead fish to dead heads.
Anonymous said...
— Police Dept Press Release —
The newly appointed Department Command Staff arrived at Ohare Airport last night with much fanfare. The 17 staffers were greeted by US Customs agents when they were discovered inside Coleman coolers and all refusing to speak, something not typical for Department Command Staff. Plans for office shelf space at headquarters will be on hold for now. Appointments will also be delayed.
1/15/2013 11:29:00 AM
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LMAO. The only difference is that the heads didn't say "no comment."
Finish the joke, come on you can do it:
A cooler of heads walks into a bar and says to the bartender.......
Breaking News!!
Desk Sergeants are Back in the 011
District on 2nd watch.
It seems once again the Station Supervisor LT JA has decided that he needs a Sergeant to handle the Station Supervisor Duties that he is unable to handle.
Weren't the Desk Sergeants positions eliminated last year?
Maybe we dont need a LT after all.
Sgt GM is much more level headed anyway.
Sort of OT, but timely.
Bill Clinton was asked, "How's Hillary's head?"
He replied, "She's no Monica Lewinsky."
Cue the rimshot.
This is HEADed in the wrong direction.
Let the proposed Illinois ban forever after be referred to as the "MUNOZ-ACEVEDO ASSAULT WEAPONS ACT OF 2013"
Has a nice ring to it.
Credit where credit is due.
A box full of heads is better than a bucket of dicks.
I'm just sayin'.
TRIFECTA again attained in District 010: "que la pena", one homicide in the 30 Sector "Beat 1031", one homicide in the 10 Sector "Beat 1011, and one homicide in the 20 Sector "Beat 1021", "que la Pena".
Sounds like an Immigration problem, illegal aliens entering the USA piece by piece, sounds like 17 homicide victims, go to work Detectives and solve this one
"IF they were legitimate medical specimens, why would they send them to the Medical Examiner's Office?? That doesn't make sense."
Because there ain't no way ERPS is going to take them!!
Maybe we can get them all to sing Mr. Sandman.
Anonymous said...
OT
From the NY gun ban that passed inthe middle of the night
Ammunition magazines would be restricted to seven bullets, from the current 10, and current owners of higher-capacity magazines would have a year to sell them out of state. An owner caught at home with eight or more bullets in a magazine could face a misdemeanor charge.
1/15/2013 01:13:00 PM
Wow, that misdemeanor charge will scare many. NOT!!!!!!!
Any decision adversely affecting our members will be vigorously defended. Report may be seen here.
President Shields has immediately responded with a Letter to the Editor of the major newspapers.
Did he he say "Defended AGAINST" in his letter to the editor?
Afghanistan is safer!!!
Perhaps the ME could inventory the 17 heads, and Gerry could use them as fillers in the future. For example, if Gerry has to pull together a last minute tv appearance. He could post each head onto a 5 foot pole and have them standing behind him at his next press conference. Gerry could say these heads are only representative of my real command staff. Although it would be hard to tell the difference.
Only in Crook County could anyone be so stupid to state foul play is not suspected. You must be fuckin kidding me.
Rahm will now want to ban knives. This city is lost.
MS
RhamBooooooooooooo's
Political Career Flashing through the body count
McFailure your Welcome
Do you have to check off with all 17 heads at once or can you spread them around the period? I/F
1/15/2013 04:11:00 PM
LMAO.
Double it Because that's ony what was reported. The City is bruning Another Detroit And Rahm is surrounded by guns and security
Ald.Balcer Silent.............
Anonymous said...
Breaking News!!
Desk Sergeants are Back in the 011
District on 2nd watch.
It seems once again the Station Supervisor LT JA has decided that he needs a Sergeant to handle the Station Supervisor Duties that he is unable to handle.
Weren't the Desk Sergeants positions eliminated last year?
Maybe we dont need a LT after all.
Sgt GM is much more level headed anyway.
1/15/2013 05:18:00 PM
I actually agree with the LT on this one. Desk sgt's are most definitely needed back. There is just way to much stuff to handle for one person in charge, especially in an area.
On that subject, bring back the captains too. There's about 3 different people running the watch and no body knows who's in charge. It sucks.
I would have loved to have seen the look on the persons face that found them though
Wow the Democraps have 17 new voters???
Get ready for a surprise!!
Attention All Districts! Do not "I" Bond any white females. Send them to the hospital if they are (1) Cranky, (2) Cramps, (3) Hot Flashes, (4) ornery, (5) Menopausal, (6) Ignorant (7) multiple personalities, (8) Bi-Polar, Bi-sexual, Bi-pedal or Biannual.
Do not send them to female detention centers unless they are located in approved Yuppy areas.
Democratic Anti Gun city WoW who is killing Who? How about some tough sentences for Thugs anmd Sheads Dah in Liberal Crook County there are even those with multi DUIs DO the MAth Liberal Judges and politicians that dont want a crack down on lawlessness Just look the Wildings on Mich Ave
A MAyor a CPD Supt in bed witht he Bullshit
Nobody left on the CPD Command Staff that Knows the Streets
Gimme a fuckin play. These skulls were from corpses-people whom expired of natural causes-and going overseas for medical students to study while completing medical school. Shipment got inadvertenly rerouted through Chicago and some idiot from customs got a hard on and panicked. Media and SCC made a big deal of the shit. Hey SCC any future donors lets not try to make them homicide victims. Know you're tryin but use common sense and not put out shit that ain't there. Sure this won't be posted since SCC doesn't want to look as STUPID as the media THEY continually knock. Who is more STUPID? Stewey and Brian had for fuckin sense on this one. And yes guys/gals at SCC I am CPD. Jesus get a fuckin life.
Let the cover up begin.
Thanks SCC...you don't know how I badly I needed a laugh today!
"representative heads"....ha!
Time to call in BONES!
It would only be one 0110 anyways.
Slightly O/T:
"Anita Alvarez suspends two prosecutors for 60 days for failing to approve felony charges against man who filled tub with gasoline and threatened to burn children."
Heh...
Is this grievous inattention to sworn duty by these two ASA's going to be forwarded to USDOJ and prosecuted as a civil rights violation?
Will they be sentenced to multiple years in federal prison when convicted?
CCSAO was turning itself inside out trying to figure a way to hang this on The Police.
Had they been able to, Anita would have been yelling the loudest to send Policemen to the federal hangin' tree.
You know it's true...
Let somebody else twist in the wind with a crooked neck and be crow food for a change...
I know a Sgt. in 019 tact that would love to put those heads in the book.
8 heads in a duffelbag, the sequel!
Who's the head detective in charge?
Gimme a fuckin play. These skulls were from corpses-people whom expired of natural causes-and going overseas for medical students to study while completing medical school. Shipment got inadvertenly rerouted through Chicago and some idiot from customs got a hard on and panicked. Media and SCC made a big deal of the shit. Hey SCC any future donors lets not try to make them homicide victims. Know you're tryin but use common sense and not put out shit that ain't there. Sure this won't be posted since SCC doesn't want to look as STUPID as the media THEY continually knock. Who is more STUPID? Stewey and Brian had for fuckin sense on this one. And yes guys/gals at SCC I am CPD. Jesus get a fuckin life.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we present you with the epitome of Ignorant, Stupid, Dense and Humorless. Take a bow sir!
Someone want to clue this idiot in?
17 future bosses, no brains, no testicles.
Maybe the dead heads were the mopes promoted in the last 6 years by the roach control expert/superintendent. The shrunken heads congregate by various watering holes and ingest heavy amounts of fire water.
Someone want to clue this idiot in?
1/16/2013 04:23:00 AM
i have met my match.
even i recognize an already dead brain when it makes a noise.
Chalkie
Im glad I relocated way south where its safe. If only the ol´lady would send those checks.....
The idiot is wrong. They were comming back from Italy to be cremated here in Lombard.
Also the idiot does not seem to know what sarcasm is.....
The idiot must not have his head on straight
Anonymous said...
Finish the joke, come on you can do it:
A cooler of heads walks into a bar and says to the bartender.......
A termite walked into a saloon and said,
"Where is the bar tender?"
CPS 38+ said...
Anonymous said...
Finish the joke, come on you can do it:
A cooler of heads walks into a bar and says to the bartender.......
Shots of Crown for everyone!
We'll pay a head!
Maybe they were trying to avoid the city's HEAD TAX.
Seriously, these heads may have been used by DENTAL STUDENTS to learn their craft. Think about that the next time you in the chair and your D.D.S. asks you to OPEN WIDE.
#The Serpent and the Rainbow
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