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Another home run served up by Garey Mckee:
Someone noted in the comment section that McInventedPolicing had some sort of meeting that was supposed to get input from field supervisors, but somehow it ended up being the Supe reciting all sorts of NYPD exploits that may or may not have happened on this plane of reality. Anyone want to tell the readers about the highlights?
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
15 Comments:
Yawn, its late, what did they say again. Wake me up when McNumbnuts is fired please.
NYPD is a good outfit, I don't believe they care too much for Garry anyway.
Heh...
You can almost see the smoke coming out of one of the chief's ears and bullshit coming out of the other as everyone around him hears the sound of gears grinding coming from his head...
Mckee knocked the cover off this one and still cleared the fence...
Well....the story about the 'keg stand' was pretty funny.
It's easier to whine about crime than it is to fight it.
If the Supt would Verbally do,what he Physically did at N.A.T.O. we would ALL back him 100%. He is the only one that can call out absolute evil.
I like the part about Sgts needing drivers, just a thought since we had them in New York. Really taking more POs out of beat cars to drive the Sgts? Thats a great idea gonna solve lots of crime. Go Back There if it was so great.
He related that he was naked while shooting out the street lamps in NYC.
Mind Scrub! Mind Scrub! Mind Scrub!
First he stated he does not read blogs. He did in New York but has never done it here. Then he tells us stories trying to downplay some of the same stuff that was written on this blog. He claims he has owned and shot guns all his lfe and he supports the second amendment. He has our back. He has no contol over IPRA or Internal Affairs. He is the greatest cop to every walk this planet. He does not get any calls from alderman regarding promotions and all his promotions are based on getting the right guy. There is no clout in the Chicago Police Department. He said this several times. I could go on but I feel asleep after the first half hour. Oh, and the first deputy wants everyone to dress better.
He did talk a lot, but some of that was due to the crowd not giving much feed back. He knows that the meeting will be on the blog, stated he doesn't read it due to the inclusion of his family which should have been off limits.Some of the sergeants were trying to impress him, especially the female and her proposal to fix the court notification system.
If the Supt would Verbally do,what he Physically did at N.A.T.O. we would ALL back him 100%. He is the only one that can call out absolute evil.
2/26/2013 08:18:00 AM
only in your wet dreams, gary.
2/26/2013 08:58:00 AM
"Oh, and the first deputy wants everyone to dress better."
Back in the day, inspectors and some so called bosses were broke out with this stupid shit.
Silliness like sitting a block or two down from the high-rises while The Police were fighting with the savages...
When all was pacified and The Police were leaving, guess who would come roaring up at 90 mph and skidding to a stop in a cloud of dust BLOCKING EVERY BODY IN SO NO ONE COULD "ESCAPE."
Gotcha!
Big Bird pulled some really obnoxious shit too.
"Check-Off Roll-Call and Inspection."
"Why are your shoes muddy, OFFICER?"
"Why is your jacket torn, OFFICER?"
All you could do was shake your head.
Of course we knew ol' Pineapple-Head called B.B.in to "fuck with those midnight guys," but that shit was just wrong and stupid.
Dress better? How much better that a clean uniform of the day and shined shoes can you get?
Wysinger is a no-talent...
Another dog and pony show- he'll talk about himself and how great he is, and the suck asses who would run over their mothers for a promotion will stroke his balls agreeing with him. Would love to see some white shirts school him on how bad morale is and how no one gives a fk anymore.
Hey McDumbass how is that new TRU, MSG, SOS, Summer Mobile units going for you. Taking cars out of Districts and units to use in VRI. Yeah Gary, you would screw up the proverbial one car funeral.
He had the same type of meeting with a few PO's last year, claiming to want "feedback" about what would make the job better. He was an hour late then talked about himself for the next hour. NOBODY kissed his behind at that meeting. Most PO's really let him have it. Of course nothing came of any of the suggestions.
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