That's Going to Leave a Mark
Remember when Mom and Dad used to tell you to keep your arms inside the car? This is why:
- A south suburban Burnham man died Sunday night after leaning out of a moving car on South Side and hitting a parked car, police said.
The victim was identified as Orlando Mayo, Jr., 30, of the 2700 block of East 142 Street, who was pronounced dead at 7:54 p.m. Sunday at Northwestern Memorial Hospital, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.
The incident happened about 7:20 p.m. Sunday in the 2000 block of East 79th Street in the city’s South Shore neighborhood, authorities said.
The victim was a front-seat passenger inside a westbound red 1987 Chevrolet Caprice, said Chicago Police Department News Affairs [...]; he stuck his body out of the car window and hit a parked car.
The victim was ejected and the Caprice struck another parked car before fleeing the scene.
Gee, why didn't the driver stick around?
Labels: silly people
posted by SCC at 12:01 AM
27 Comments:
They kept yelling..... HOLD THE MAYO, he's bleeding!
Maybe because their fucken illegal????
Murder Mayor
Darwin Award semi-finalist! Thanks for playing. More air for the rest of us.
I remember seeing a viral video a few years ago of some guy doing basically the same thing. Darwinism at its finests.
Because ol' boy was hangin' out the window touting membership with and throwing hand insignia affiliated with one of the many "sportin' clubs" that have proliferated in Chicago?
Somebody in an opposing "sportin' club" took offense and threw a "bad sign" with some blue steel?
"Hey yo cuz! Dat mufuckah got a... SCREEEEE-THUMP! >OH SHIT!< VROOOOMM-BLAM-KA-RUNCH! SCREEE!*
Yeah... Why DIDN'T the driver stick around?
There go that bullshit again...
1. the driver had no license or insurance
2. the driver had no license or insurance and was was a "undocumented voter" for tiny dancer.
3.the driver had no license or insurance and was "undocumented voter" for tiny dancer and it was a stolen car
Ban windows and parked cars!
Now that is a way to open a piñata!
Sunday was like a clown college graduation parade out here in the south burbs. So many dummies, so little road.
Was the guy sited for failure to wear a seat belt?
Who's going to clean this mother fuckers brains off my ride!?
I bet he was hoolering at some fly bitches
You know... just before he hung out the window he said, "Watch this!"
If obama had a son...
LMFAO! Total Ghetto! LMAO again! What a shit bird. Of course if the driver gets caught he will likely say "Oh, I taught dat he jumped out da car so I left." And just think it probably was a friend or family member. Rather than render first aid just leave. I am literally laughing after reading this story.
we betta ban parked cars
i used to go golfing in Burnham. Not bad for a Forest Preserve course.
Maybe someone should have yelled "Fore"!
or driver had one of those new temp dls for illegals
(sniffle-sniffle) Poor young man (sniffle-sniffle).
The 'young College Student' was likely trying to do some field research for his Honors Physics class and ... Newton won. :-)
[the Laws of Motion will get you every time]
He was late for Sunday dinner.
This must be an offshoot of the whole car surfing thing.
Which, btw, killed another young, dumb teenager out east a few days back. A chick this time, no less.
Look ma!!!! No hands!!!
Man an '87 Caprice....if I remember correctly, those look just like the Impalas from that year....those square Chevy's were great squad cars. You could ram a hot car and survive!
Ah, the good old days!
Look ma!!!! No hands!!!
6/18/2013 03:26:00 PM
No head either.
Now that is what you call a real dumb fuck. Although highly doubtful, I hope this fucking imbecile didn't reproduce before his final act of sheer genius. So long asshole.
Think any tequila was involved? hehe
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