Monday, August 18, 2014

Darwin Again

  • A Park Manor man who prosecutors say sped away from police before crashing his car Thursday night, killing a teen riding in the back seat, was ordered held today on $1 million bail.

    Gabriel E. Johnson, 18, of the 6800 block of South Champlain Avenue, faces a felony reckless homicide charge among others in connection to the incident, which took place in the 600 block of West 80th Street and ended in the death of 16-year-old Wally Flex, who was riding in the back seat of the Monte Carlo that Johnson was driving, according to court records.

    Dontrell Reese, 20, who prosecutors say was in the car’s passenger seat at the time, faces an unlawful use of a weapon by a felon charge and was ordered held on $100,000 bail today in Cook County Bond Court.

  • Reese, of the 7500 block of South Eggleston Avenue, was holding a gun and attempting to climb out of the passenger window as police approached, he said.

    Reese dropped the revolver and police recovered it, according to Mack.

    Johnson was trapped in the driver’s seat and had to be extracted from the car by the fire department, he said.

    A loaded handgun was found in Johnson’s waistband as he was being extracted, Mack said.
Two guns recovered, two in jail, car totaled and one in the morgue. Now that's a good night.

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17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WHOOOOO!

Cult-Cha Of Death Y'all!

Foooff! Foooff! Fooff!
Choke! Cough! Gag!
(McFeebsUpMyAss chokes on a balloon but nobody pays him any mind.)

>Squeaky Squooky-Squeak!<

"Quick! More shiny balloon critters of distraction!" Says Rahm...

"I'm too busy for this shit! When's the next fucking fundraiser my funky flunkies?"

"But those Cops are laughing at us sir!"

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

The Police didn't have a hand in breaking it...

Way beyond The Police to fix it!

Darwin rotates rapidly on his longitudinal axis and laughs his ASS off...

If Chicago were the sole source of his amusement, Ol' Cholly would be gettin' kinda chafed by now.

8/18/2014 12:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope the light pole was okay.

8/18/2014 12:59:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

I betcha Chalkie has a Chuck Darwin poster in his bedroom.

8/18/2014 01:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Later dummy...good riddance.

8/18/2014 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Jack Tors said...

So, he dropped the gun, police recovered it, now he is dead? Father Felcher, can I have his gift card?

8/18/2014 05:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charges will be reduced
Police/city will be sued for initiating the chase that killed the future brain surgeon.
That is all

8/18/2014 07:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gabriel E. Johnson, 18, of the 6800 block of South Champlain Avenue, faces a felony reckless homicide charge



But in Ferguson MO, and 18 yo is still a "child"

8/18/2014 07:25:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Yes, that is the hat-trick.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/18/2014 07:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can picture it now...Garry is drinking his morning coffee and Rahm, is on his stretching machine. Garry asked, "How can we re-classify this boss?"

Rahm, racked with pain, screams on speaker phone, "I don't know, speeding? Figure it out! For fuck sake, do you have any shit on Karen yet?!"

8/18/2014 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chalkie was hoping for the hat trick but will have to settle for just 1 of these oxygen thief's.
Karma can be a Motherfucker.

8/18/2014 09:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The driver (Johnson) can be seen on CNN Chicagoland TV show (7) talking about how things go down In the hood. He was preaching about putting the GUNZ down. Lmao...

8/18/2014 09:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I hope the light pole was okay."

8/18/2014 12:59:00 AM

It'll buff out...

8/18/2014 10:58:00 AM  
Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

Something seems amiss with the article, it just can't be true???

Johnson was only 18 so there's no way could he have had a loaded handgun in his waistband, we have a slew of Gun Control Laws to prevent that!

---Now some wise guy is gonna try and tell me criminals don't obey the law. Yeah, well...go ahead...I won't believe it. Harrumph!...Harrumph!...Harrumph! (rotfl)---

8/18/2014 11:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about productivity!!!!!! Whoo-Hoo!!!!!

8/18/2014 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 in 3 ain't bad though only 1/2 as goodifying as 2 in 3.

Just too bad it wasn't a 3-4-3, Threefer.

but dont'cha know, they wuz gooood boiz 'n they did not kill dere Mutters

8/18/2014 04:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I can picture it now...Garry is drinking his morning coffee and Rahm, is on his stretching machine. Garry asked, "How can we re-classify this boss?"

Rahm, racked with pain, screams on speaker phone, "I don't know, speeding? Figure it out! For fuck sake, do you have any shit on Karen yet?!"

8/18/2014 08:24:00 AM

Right except for one thing. It was Irishcoffee GMac was drinking.

8/18/2014 04:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hope somebody did a contact card on the DOA.

8/18/2014 04:32:00 PM  

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