Monday, September 29, 2014

At Least We Aren't Miami

  • A shooting sent terrified patrons scrambling from a Miami nightclub early Sunday and left 15 people wounded, including an 11-year-old child, authorities said.

    When Miami police and rescue crews arrived at a club called The Spot around 1 a.m., they said they found chaos among the large throng of adults and teenagers gathered there. Rescuers found wounded people inside and outside the club, some too hurt to flee, Miami Fire Rescue Capt. Ignatius Carroll said.

    [...] One male was found unresponsive and not breathing when emergency responders arrived. Five girls between 11 and 17 years old also suffered gunshot wounds, Carroll said.
A nightclub for 11-year-olds? That might raise some eyebrows in Chicago...maybe...probably only for a second and only for the first time. After that, it'd be accepted as normal as everything else that happens around here.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

This new kids nightclub concept is coming to chicago. It's called Chuckie E2 cheese. It already has Jessies blessing. They are looking at south loop locations now.

9/29/2014 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Urban Contemporary Clownery SCC...

Our Police-y sense tells us that the younger victims were children of some of the club employees (Heh... Attracting top notch ass shakers requires perks like baby-sitting while Momma does her "routine.") or some funky child exploitation shit was going on.

CUE: Mega shit-talk about how The Police are the problem while studiously avoiding any mention of
cultural rot magnified by willfully ignorant lifestyle

As a matter of fact, where IS Mistuh Holder?
Still waiting on him to open this here long
overdue dialog he accused Americans of
being too afraid to have.

It ain't race you big coward...
It's ALL about culture, morals, character, etc.

Tired of the panderers and excuse makers busting
everyone else down to parity with those who
constitute the lowest (un-) common denominator
and having the utter gall to label it "equality."

9/29/2014 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They're not writing enough contact cards down there

9/29/2014 01:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At Least We Aren't Miami

Yeah, those beautiful sunny 70 degree days in February are a real bummer. Sooo Depressing.

9/29/2014 01:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A nightclub for 11-year-olds?

YES.... As Rahmy would say, It's for the children

9/29/2014 05:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Shorties gotta get their freak on!

9/29/2014 06:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11 years old...what? At 1am? WHAT. THE. FUCK. This country is so fucked up.

9/29/2014 06:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI Miami is an armpit.
Miami Beach is where you want to stay and Club at when you visit, unless you are of Cuban descent, than Miami will do.

9/29/2014 06:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scarface redux?

9/29/2014 06:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kids were probably LGBTQ and sympathize ISIS and the DSA, or at least their "guardian" would claim those. Why do you have a negative bias for clubbin' at 11? They probably were in the club for a social studies assignment on "human sexuality" for a charter school. Keep voting Democratic.

9/29/2014 06:52:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Teach them young.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

9/29/2014 06:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This new kids nightclub concept is coming to chicago. It's called Chuckie E2 cheese. It already has Jessies blessing. They are looking at south loop locations now.

Too Funny!!! The only thing is I see them re-vamping the one in Oaks Lawn!!!

9/29/2014 07:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 11 year-old was the designated driver.

9/29/2014 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCC - you gotta read this:

9/29/2014 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miami averages 40-55 murders a year, the weather is GREAT and the women are greater AND nice. Chicago blows...

9/29/2014 07:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toddlers e2 nightclub disaster

9/29/2014 08:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess those folks weren't planning on getting up early to go to church the following morning.

9/29/2014 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eleven year olds got to get "the digits" too.

9/29/2014 08:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, the morals of Miami are a bit more refined than they are around here. For example there they teach sex Ed in K-8 grade school, all the young kids have their own iPhones as early as age 6, parents can't spank their kids in Miami - in fact all forms of discipline have been banned, and to show that young kids have the same rights as adults they even started filming a young adult "Girls Gone Wild".

Parents say this is all the rage. So 11 year olds out partying late at night is quite normal. Don't worry, the Midwest is always about 5 to 10 years behind the curve to places like Miami, New York, and Hollywood. This lifestyle will make its way here soon enough.

9/29/2014 08:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Five girls between 11 and 17 were shot...a phone number for the club was out of service Sunday....per a FL newspaper.

9/29/2014 09:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
11 years old...what? At 1am? WHAT. THE. FUCK. This country is so fucked up

It's all Bush's fault.

9/29/2014 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Multiculturalism and diversity. Don't you understand how they be?

9/29/2014 11:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they really care, every adult who had a kid down there out of knowledge or neglect should be held accountable.

9/29/2014 01:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you think that this does not happen in Chicago? Think again. Just go to any of the Mexican nightclubs in 010, those on Kedzie, along 26th st and the one on 31st street. Do not think that you will find 11 years old in there without family, but you sure will find lots of teen girls dancing and drinking all night. This has been common in 010 for at least 20 years. The clubs are owned by heavyweights with many of the political class having a stake in them. Nothing new there.

9/29/2014 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Article posted over on Seriously, 11 year olds at a club at 1am? Ghetto parenting values, or lack therof.

9/29/2014 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just hijinks in da'hood. no reason to even investigate this stuff

9/30/2014 08:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure that the libs who support a club for 11 year olds justify it with "At least they're off the streets..." The idea that they might be at home with PARENTS (YES, 2 actual parents, not just one biomom and an auntie, granny or boyfriend) is beyond them. Kind of like midnight bass-et-bah for girls.

9/30/2014 10:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Miami has only 40-55 murders a year...

Miami has 413,000 population, about 1/7th of Chicago.

55 X 7 = 385

Wow, what a difference.

9/30/2014 12:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She couldn't find a sitter for god's sake. Give momma a break. Who you guys kidding! Which one of you haven't taken your 11-yr-old out to a bar or club with you at 1AM because you couldn't find a sitter? Bunch of liars.

10/02/2014 10:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The kids could have been part of a human trafficking ring in Miami. That or a whole lot of babysitters were on vacation.

10/03/2014 07:43:00 PM  

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