Thursday, January 22, 2015

Doctor? Doctor. Doctor? Doctor!

  • WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. – Police say a teenager in Florida was “playing doctor” inside a real medical facility.

    The teen, who posed as a doctor, was able to walk the halls of St. Mary’s Medical Center in West Palm Beach.

    Police say he wore a white coat with the St. Mary’s logo.

    “I think it’s just crazy. I can’t believe he got away with it for a month,” Stacy Morales said.

    The impostor was busted while wearing a stethoscope around his neck and a mask on his face.

    At the time, he was in an examination room with a patient.
As one of our readers pointed out, at least we caught our impersonator before the end of the tour.

The hospital is denying that he was ever alone with a patient....except for that one time that he got caught. Yeah, right. And our guy never drove a squad car either.

Anyone think al Queda just got some nifty ideas?

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14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doogie Howser in real life? Maybe the kid stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.

1/22/2015 12:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lots of lawyers are drooling in Florida about now. . . .

1/22/2015 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Not Barney Fife said...

Heaven help us if ISIS decides to choose Chicago as a target.

With the lax security at many places (including city government buildings) as well as the attitude of some to sit in their cars and look the other way when suspicious things pop up, Chicago is a "target-rich" environment.

Time to shake off the rust on the minds as well as the guns.

Stay alert, stay alive.

1/22/2015 02:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sure Obama can protect us.

1/22/2015 02:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like Ted Kennedy's nephew, William Kennedy Smith has been making the West Palm Beach rounds again, skipping beach parties, bypassing 2nd base and heading right for home base.

1/22/2015 05:46:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

There is a reason the state is names Floriduh!

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/22/2015 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A guy somewhere once dressed up in a white coat, "official"-looking ID card, doctor's bag, and went around knocking on doors offering free gynecological exams, "part of the new neighbborhood health initiative."

The frightening thing was how many women took him up on it before he was finally reported and caught.

1/22/2015 09:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chicago is pretty safe. Our President has his home here and loves this City. He will protect us. NYC, not so much.

1/22/2015 10:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OB/GYN Whoda thunk?

1/22/2015 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Catch me if you can

1/22/2015 12:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Not Barney Fife said...
Heaven help us if ISIS decides to choose Chicago as a target.

With the lax security at many places (including city government buildings) as well as the attitude of some to sit in their cars and look the other way when suspicious things pop up, Chicago is a "target-rich" environment.

Time to shake off the rust on the minds as well as the guns.

Stay alert, stay alive.

1/22/2015 02:43:00 AM

We have CPD SWAT ! Bad ass team. No problem. They are ready.

1/22/2015 06:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have CPD SWAT ! Bad ass team. No problem. They are ready.

1/22/2015 06:03:00 PM
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I thought that was a CLOUT unit, not a real skills unit?

I thought SWAT, Marine Unit, and K-9 were all "who you know" units?

When did that change?

1/22/2015 11:21:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.

1/23/2015 12:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."

1/23/2015 12:50:00 AM

...he just can't practice decent medicine anymore with 19 "cost control" "wellness plan" parasites on his neck now. Mine said "I could do this but (taps on computer screen...)

1/23/2015 08:25:00 PM  

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