Cake, Coffee WOOOOOOO!
A farewell to Leo:
- On Friday, 23 January 2015, from 12pm to 2pm, the 007th District will be hosting cake and coffee for Deputy Chief Leo Schmitz. Please join us in the community room to bid the Deputy Chief farewell and good luck.
As he's provided us with more than a little material in the past few years, you know we'll be there.
Labels: events
posted by SCC at 12:33 AM
54 Comments:
Leo's now a guy with serious whack. A lot of people will be there with you, SCC, but the reason they'll be there is because they're hoping he'll bring them over to ISP along with him.
Clout sure can make a man wealthy.
Now gimme 2 claps and a Rick Flair WOOOOOO
Whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to love it! It's the best thing going today! WOOOOOOOO!
http://youtu.be/zPvP67YCgUE
Word is Capt E.K. will be selling Super Bowl squares and tickets to the casino fund raiser at the door…. Hold on to your cash...
He has helped a lot of coppers over the years, congrats and good luck overhauling the ISP. Well deserved.
Good luck Leo.
Post some photos scc
Leo is a decent guy. Good Luck. Here's to the next boss to replace who doesn't do shit.
Gee, nobody in the ISP qualified to head their department.
More moral killing. Hang tuff ISP. Strap in for the ride.
I'm coming from the Northside. Can I get a courtesy escort starting at the Kennedy and Madison??
The departing mourning bunting is prominently displayed over the entrance of the Englewood station. The Greek columns are in place in the community room. Carpenters completed the six foot high stage so the Deputy Chief can address the throngs amassed in his honor. Electricians fined tuned sound system with just the right reverberation. The enormous banner proclaiming “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” will be the farewell backdrop.
The Harvard on Halsted Street or Kennedy-King College honor society will perform a hip-hop retirement rap rendition while adorned in orange corrections jumpsuits. The Jesse White tumblers are scheduled to perform a cartwheel tribute entitled “I got the bounce y’all-We out of here!”
A special guest, Malik Bryant 13, from Englewood will thank Santa for answering his “Letter to Santa” after seeking safety in his hood. Malik’s letter will be read in its entirety at the ceremony. Santa made good his promise of Hope and Change delivering Dep. Chief Schmitz for the good people of Englewood. Tonight, president o’bama will congratulate, heap praises and give a shout out the retiring Dep. Chief from his home town during his state of the union address.
The S.W.A.T. Team was scheduled for a 21 gun salute. This was cancelled since there are approximately 30 or so shot spotters near the station. It is feared C.P.I.C. personnel would get excited way too prematurely tying up Zone 6 cluttering the airwaves with all the shot spotter activations disrupting essential pertinent meaningful radio transmissions.
Air traffic will be diverted around the 007th District Headquarters. The departing Dep. Chief will be wearing all his medals. The true magnetic pole will be disrupted and the compasses on aircraft will spin out of control on the Midway approach. Police helicopter 1 (PH1) will make strafing runs blasting the Ride of the Valkyries, a fitting tribute to the departing leader.
Flash cameras are discouraged at this event since the photo flash of the honoree will be reflected back similar to taking a picture in a mirror. The reflective properties from all that shining brass and polished award metals will distract, disorientate and temporarily blind those in attendance should flashbulbs be used. Please, contain your emotions and check yourself or your gonna wreck yourself. It is kindly requested those in attendance be limited to only one photo with the Dep. Chief, please. And lastly, Bubblehead will collect at the door for those commemorative t-shirts and retirement gift. Rumor has it he is next to leave heading up the state’s gaming and ethics commission.
Another Gold Star pension on the Books!
He was wayyyy over paid and the district is still a shit hole.
We all can't wait to hear about Super Garry's first introduction to then Commander Leo Schmitz. The Super McCarthy saw the perfect sharp, crisp crease in Commander Leo's woolen slacks,his endless stack of awards on display, and the bright brass buttons on his dress blazer monogrammed with Chicago Police and a Native American image. Garry experienced a thrill down his leg upon hearing Leo speak and the rest is history...
All joking aside, we are experiencing another brain drain in the ranks. We clown and bust each other down, but Dept. Chief Leo was not afraid to get in the mix and right all that was wrong. Leo wasn't one of those commanders who worried about unshined shoes or missing beat tags. For those who actually are on the streets, he was on the ranking officer on the scene formulating some police strategy and making sure his troops were safe and accounted for. To your credit, on more than one occasion, you were one of the first cars to respond to calls for help. So many exempts can't wait to park their fat asses in an executive chair in some administrative capacity doing battle with some non-confrontational paperwork. Leo was a brave warrior who chose to take on daily battles on the streets alongside his officers challenging the criminals in da woods. Good luck in your new career.
"I'm coming from the Northside. Can I get a courtesy escort starting at the Kennedy and Madison??
1/20/2015 09:11:00 AM"
Don't Forget your paint marker pen. Leo will autographing Shoulder Holsters & Thigh Rigs for a nominal fee to go to the Memorial Fund
Off topic but not. Where is that Dan Dugan? He was always a guy with all the answers and he had some juice I thought until he got demoted by Masters. I heard he is in charge of security for Pace bus. He was so full of himself.
Englewood, a pit of misery before he arrived, a Pit of Misery still. As long as the righ palms get greased, the Shitcago-Crook County Way.
Brain Drain? LOL ! DemocrT Politics as usual. Smoke and Mirrors Show, no brains required, for no brains voters. Gluttons for punishment, decade after decade.
Those who wonder why ISP doesn't promote to director from within, do some research. Director is mandated at around $135k a year, the bosses at ISP make way more than that, so they aren't willing to take a pay cut.
It's not like our city, give up sworn status and become a civilian boss and collect two big checks.
Inside Guy said...
I'm coming from the Northside. Can I get a courtesy escort starting at the Kennedy and Madison??
Kindly contact Captain Ruthie. She is in charge of escorts for this event.
All this guy cares about is name tags, jackets and shiny shoes. Doesn't care about the crime.
All joking aside, we are experiencing another brain drain in the ranks. We clown and bust each other down, but Dept. Chief Leo was not afraid to get in the mix and right all that was wrong. Leo wasn't one of those commanders who worried about unshined shoes or missing beat tags. For those who actually are on the streets, he was on the ranking officer on the scene formulating some police strategy and making sure his troops were safe and accounted for. To your credit, on more than one occasion, you were one of the first cars to respond to calls for help. So many exempts can't wait to park their fat asses in an executive chair in some administrative capacity doing battle with some non-confrontational paperwork. Leo was a brave warrior who chose to take on daily battles on the streets alongside his officers challenging the criminals in da woods. Good luck in your new career.
Will they be giving away autographed glamour shots of Ric Flair?
Thank God he is gone don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out !
Sounded like a real good Boss!
His ribbon cluster took a job in the burbs.
to: 11:22 am......that was outstanding
Anonymous said...
Post some photos scc
1/20/2015 08:11:00 AM
So SCC says he/she/they will be there,and some will watch and wonder who is SCC, will be SCC or just "spirits of the air" or will it be maybe a hired photographer who will it be now?
What time does his Lear Jet come in?
when leo came down from mount Sinai with the two tablets of the covenant, his face was radiant because he had just been speaking with mccarthy
self serving clown.
All joking aside, Leo did lookout for the troops. He was in their shoulder to shoulder and didn't hide in his office.
Most other bosses don't take tge time to even say hello.
Thanks to all the ISP troops that one day thought you might rise to top of the shitheap! Sorry that ain't happening, keep writing your 8 pieces a day and telling folks to buckle up. These fuckheads like Leo will continue to tarnish the once proud ISP. Do your time and get the fuck out! knowing you did your best. When you see a young troop on the road, honk and wave and be glad you are no longer having to eat the shit sandwich that is being an Illinois State Trooper has become. God help the Illinois State Police!!!!
The Bruiser and the Crusher,Would like to congratulate fellow Wrestler Rick Flair in his new Mission.
Anonymous said...
The departing mourning bunting is prominently displayed over the entrance of the Englewood station. The Greek columns are in place in the community room. Carpenters completed the six foot high stage so the Deputy Chief can address the throngs amassed in his honor. Electricians fined tuned sound system with just the right reverberation. The enormous banner proclaiming “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” will be the farewell backdrop.
The Harvard on Halsted Street or Kennedy-King College honor society will perform a hip-hop retirement rap rendition while adorned in orange corrections jumpsuits. The Jesse White tumblers are scheduled to perform a cartwheel tribute entitled “I got the bounce y’all-We out of here!”
A special guest, Malik Bryant 13, from Englewood will thank Santa for answering his “Letter to Santa” after seeking safety in his hood. Malik’s letter will be read in its entirety at the ceremony. Santa made good his promise of Hope and Change delivering Dep. Chief Schmitz for the good people of Englewood. Tonight, president o’bama will congratulate, heap praises and give a shout out the retiring Dep. Chief from his home town during his state of the union address.
The S.W.A.T. Team was scheduled for a 21 gun salute. This was cancelled since there are approximately 30 or so shot spotters near the station. It is feared C.P.I.C. personnel would get excited way too prematurely tying up Zone 6 cluttering the airwaves with all the shot spotter activations disrupting essential pertinent meaningful radio transmissions.
Air traffic will be diverted around the 007th District Headquarters. The departing Dep. Chief will be wearing all his medals. The true magnetic pole will be disrupted and the compasses on aircraft will spin out of control on the Midway approach. Police helicopter 1 (PH1) will make strafing runs blasting the Ride of the Valkyries, a fitting tribute to the departing leader.
Flash cameras are discouraged at this event since the photo flash of the honoree will be reflected back similar to taking a picture in a mirror. The reflective properties from all that shining brass and polished award metals will distract, disorientate and temporarily blind those in attendance should flashbulbs be used. Please, contain your emotions and check yourself or your gonna wreck yourself. It is kindly requested those in attendance be limited to only one photo with the Dep. Chief, please. And lastly, Bubblehead will collect at the door for those commemorative t-shirts and retirement gift. Rumor has it he is next to leave heading up the state’s gaming and ethics commission.
1/20/2015 11:22:00 AM
You have way too much time on your hands ....
The departing mourning bunting is prominently displayed over the entrance of the Englewood station. The Greek columns are in place in the community room. Carpenters completed the six foot high stage so the Deputy Chief can address the throngs amassed in his honor. Electricians fined tuned sound system with just the right reverberation. The enormous banner proclaiming “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED” will be the farewell backdrop.
The Harvard on Halsted Street or Kennedy-King College honor society will perform a hip-hop retirement rap rendition while adorned in orange corrections jumpsuits. The Jesse White tumblers are scheduled to perform a cartwheel tribute entitled “I got the bounce y’all-We out of here!”
A special guest, Malik Bryant 13, from Englewood will thank Santa for answering his “Letter to Santa” after seeking safety in his hood. Malik’s letter will be read in its entirety at the ceremony. Santa made good his promise of Hope and Change delivering Dep. Chief Schmitz for the good people of Englewood. Tonight, president o’bama will congratulate, heap praises and give a shout out the retiring Dep. Chief from his home town during his state of the union address.
The S.W.A.T. Team was scheduled for a 21 gun salute. This was cancelled since there are approximately 30 or so shot spotters near the station. It is feared C.P.I.C. personnel would get excited way too prematurely tying up Zone 6 cluttering the airwaves with all the shot spotter activations disrupting essential pertinent meaningful radio transmissions.
Air traffic will be diverted around the 007th District Headquarters. The departing Dep. Chief will be wearing all his medals. The true magnetic pole will be disrupted and the compasses on aircraft will spin out of control on the Midway approach. Police helicopter 1 (PH1) will make strafing runs blasting the Ride of the Valkyries, a fitting tribute to the departing leader.
Flash cameras are discouraged at this event since the photo flash of the honoree will be reflected back similar to taking a picture in a mirror. The reflective properties from all that shining brass and polished award metals will distract, disorientate and temporarily blind those in attendance should flashbulbs be used. Please, contain your emotions and check yourself or your gonna wreck yourself. It is kindly requested those in attendance be limited to only one photo with the Dep. Chief, please. And lastly, Bubblehead will collect at the door for those commemorative t-shirts and retirement gift. Rumor has it he is next to leave heading up the state’s gaming and ethics commission.
1/20/2015 11:22:00 AM
Lol! Thank you for the laughs! Woooooooo!
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Off topic but not. Where is that Dan Dugan? He was always a guy with all the answers and he had some juice I thought until he got demoted by Masters. I heard he is in charge of security for Pace bus. He was so full of himself.
1/20/2015 03:16:00 PM
I saw him walking downtown by Union Station wearing an AMTRAK uniform, he looked like a conductor, but I was told he is actually an Operator, engineering the high speed train across the country. What a sweet job, like Choo - Choo Charlie! Danny says, "buy my Good and Plenty."
Anonymous said...
All joking aside, Leo did lookout for the troops. He was in their shoulder to shoulder and didn't hide in his office.
Most other bosses don't take the time to even say hello.
1/20/2015 07:46:00
Yeah, he's worlds away from the "bumbling dunkin donut" in 019.
All joking aside, we are experiencing another brain drain in the ranks. We clown and bust each other down, but Dept. Chief Leo was not afraid to get in the mix and right all that was wrong. Leo wasn't one of those commanders who worried about unshined shoes or missing beat tags. For those who actually are on the streets, he was on the ranking officer on the scene formulating some police strategy and making sure his troops were safe and accounted for. To your credit, on more than one occasion, you were one of the first cars to respond to calls for help. So many exempts can't wait to park their fat asses in an executive chair in some administrative capacity doing battle with some non-confrontational paperwork. Leo was a brave warrior who chose to take on daily battles on the streets alongside his officers challenging the criminals in da woods. Good luck in your new career
All joking aside, I heard him specifically mention missing beat tags as a failure in leadership at roll call. Who u crappin?
His wife Ellyn is showing on her
linked-in profile that she is a "Retired CPD Lieutenant". Did she already get herself a state job?
most commanders are blowhards, drunks, or know-nothings...
this one is sure one of those.
If you fell for his 'street' performance you probably think the bucketboys are real drummers.
He's not, and never has been 'one of the guys.'
He's more like Richard Mulligan as Custer in Little Big Man.
Dan Dugan left with a six figure pension.
As a Deputy Chief (or some sort of configuration close to that) with Amtrak, he undoubtedly making another solid six figures.
Dan is laughing all the way to the bank. Don't give him a second thought, because I'm sure he doesn't give this job a second thought at all.
I guess he'll have to get a decent haircut now, not that modern day "Hercules" updo he's been sporting for some years now!
11:22am, your post was awesome.
Dugan is Dep. Chief of Amtrak Police. He has Patterson and Gorman there as Captains.
LOE hooked up with the elite years ago, but he was and is a good guy
Hey Leo, how come you didn't make me a merit sergeant??? :(
Anonymous said...
most commanders are blowhards, drunks, or know-nothings...
this one is sure one of those.
If you fell for his 'street' performance you probably think the bucketboys are real drummers.
He's not, and never has been 'one of the guys.'
He's more like Richard Mulligan as Custer in Little Big Man.
1/20/2015 11:49:00 PM
"most commanders are blowhards, drunks, or know-nothings..." We work in a district where we actually like our commander. In fact, in my 28 years most of the commanders I worked for were decent people ... not blowhards, drunks and they in fact did know something. Yes; some were brighter than others and yes; we knew clout got them the job. For the most part though, they left us alone and let us do our job. You sound like a bitter goof who gets your information from the blog here rather than experience it. Go back into your mommy's basement, moron.
Another Clouted fool will collect his 6 figure pension and go to another 6 figure job. His wife was also taken care of hiding at the airport, where is she now? "Let them eat cake he said just like Marie Antoinette" GREAT GUY, GREAT GUY, they say. Plenty of great guys wearing blue shirts. You are all sheep......
He's having a hard time holding these alligators down!! Woo
there will b a new special service ribbon award created for the event!!
Leo, my father-in-law who coached you at St Linus sends Congratulations your way and
Best wishes in your next assignment.
(And I apologize for the haters who will, no doubt come up with something nasty to say...)
Anonymous said...
Another Clouted fool will collect his 6 figure pension and go to another 6 figure job. His wife was also taken care of hiding at the airport, where is she now? "Let them eat cake he said just like Marie Antoinette" GREAT GUY, GREAT GUY, they say. Plenty of great guys wearing blue shirts. You are all sheep......
1/21/2015 06:56:00 AM
Yeah; you're right ... we're all sheep. Uhhh, wait a second ... you didn't put your name at the end of your stupid rant. We may be sheep but you're a moron.
Ellen certainly never the police.....
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