No Time Due for You!
- A New York City police officer accidentally shot his sergeant when he tried to shoot a dog that ran out of a unit in a Brooklyn apartment building.
Officers were responding to reports of an assault at a Brooklyn apartment Tuesday night when a woman opened her door and the pit bull came rushing out.
The sergeant was taken to the hospital in stable condition. The dog should survive.
Of course, it was all the fault of the police:
- ABC interviewed the dog owner, who said, “The dog didn’t bite the cop or anything, I don’t know why he bust a shot. My friend’s thinking it’s the person she just had the altercation with so she just flies the door open, it was the cops you know? Like [friend] look through the peephole! You don’t just open the door. The dog ran out and I heard a gunshot.
Yeah! Take that English language!
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
15 Comments:
Bust a shot lol. Sounds so rapoetical. Yow mean?
Flashback !!!!
PO is #012 shot his partner trying to shoot a dog, she was ok thank God, he's still a go getter on 1st watch J/K ..
Yeah! Take that English Language!
LOL
Don't open the door to seine you just had an altercation with. Also don't let your dog run loose. Also. Do t get in each others line of fire. Finally, don't shoot your Sgt. No matter how much of a pain in the ass he or she is.
Sounds like the dog was already past the Sgt. before the officer shot. Luckily the dog did not attack the Sgt.
I guess RHIP.
I near as I can tell from the translation, almost perfect Ebonics was spoken. Most likely it was the person's native language. I am glad the dog was not hurt.
Bust a shot? Seriously? Welcome to Garry's World!
Pretty much. SSC you could have at least translated
Well, you know, it is always the cops fault. Always.
The dog owner didn't put all the blame on the cops, said the friend should have looked through the peephole. However, the part about how the cop should wait until the dog is biting them before shooting it is bullshit.
Anonymous said...
I near as I can tell from the translation, almost perfect Ebonics was spoken. Most likely it was the person's native language. I am glad the dog was not hurt.
2/21/2015 02:10:00 AM
It reads like a Willy Wilson mayoral campaign commercial. Has anyone heard any of that ridiculous shit? It sounds like a west side domestic going on and then "I'm Willy Wilson and I approved this message." That is the only part in English. The rest is shit about feeding parking meters and Rahm stealing and other unintelligible ghetto bullshit.
Willy is making his own commercials I see. They are for people with an IQ of about 70. I have heard two different ones. I had to call my wife to get a load of the black candidate for mayor. Wife got embarrassed and thought it was a racist comedy routine. Nope. It is for real black people campaign ad, ala Willy Wilson. Sad but true.
Bust a shot,Pop a cap,float a ball...whatever.
Jay Cutler
Where is Barbara Billingsley when you need her?
Reminded of going into a house on a service call with my old man on 51st st. He told the owner to put the dog away if he wanted service, guy comes back says the dog is in the back room. We enter about 2-3 steps, rottweiler comes full bore down the hall. Without breaking a step, the old man slips his electricians pouch off his shoulder, pulls a screwdriver from it, hit's the dog in the chops, it goes down, he puts his foot on its' neck, the screwdriver to its throat and tells the owner, "Now do you want to put the dog up? or do i put it down?" Guy came and got the dog. I always knew he had balls, just never knew how big till then. That was probably 67. He was 43yo at the time.
It reads like a Willy Wilson mayoral campaign commercial. Has anyone heard any of that ridiculous shit? It sounds like a west side domestic going on and then "I'm Willy Wilson and I approved this message." That is the only part in English. The rest is shit about feeding parking meters and Rahm stealing and other unintelligible ghetto bullshit.
Willy is making his own commercials I see. They are for people with an IQ of about 70. I have heard two different ones. I had to call my wife to get a load of the black candidate for mayor. Wife got embarrassed and thought it was a racist comedy routine. Nope. It is for real black people campaign ad, ala Willy Wilson. Sad but true.
2/21/2015 10:18:00 AM
This afternoon, I described it to a friend almost EXACTLY as you wrote it here.
Thought it was a bad joke, could NOT decipher most of the words, laughed out loud when the tag line was Willie for Mayor.
It's SO bad, it's funny. And 90% unintelligible.
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