Congratulations Pouring In
It seems that some people have noticed our 10 Year Anniversary. We're getting dozens of e-mails at a time, all expressing heartfelt emotions at this momentous occasion. We'll share a few below, but again, thank you all. We hardly deserve this.
When I find you, I'm going to pin your ass to a streetlight and light it up. You get me? Light. You. Up. CompStat is da bomb and NYPD invented policing. You are nothing! Nothing!
-Superintendent G. McCarthy, NYPD
- Yo SCC
I could've been the epi-tome of superintendent-hood.
- Dear Insignificant Blog,
You know, at any time, I could have had my old buddies at the FBI track you down and send a few goons to your homes to confiscate your computers, violate your Rights and generally make your life as big a hell as you made mine. You are still insignificant and in short order....whoops, gotta run! We'll continue this later.
- Hey Computer guys,
- Dear SCC,
I'm sorry I banned you from Department computers. If I had knows that doing that would triple your readership overnight and lead millions more to your door, I never would have done it.
Well, thanks guys. Thanks for being convenient foils for a lot of our writing about the decline and fall of the Chicago Police Department. We realize you were mostly political tools,but you didn't have to be so eager to be tools. Enjoy your ill-gotten "merit" pensions.