Sunday, May 31, 2015

Congratulations Pouring In

It seems that some people have noticed our 10 Year Anniversary. We're getting dozens of e-mails at a time, all expressing heartfelt emotions at this momentous occasion. We'll share a few below, but again, thank you all. We hardly deserve this.
  • SCC,
    When I find you, I'm going to pin your ass to a streetlight and light it up. You get me? Light. You. Up. CompStat is da bomb and NYPD invented policing. You are nothing! Nothing!

    -Superintendent G. McCarthy, NYPD


  • Yo SCC
    I could've been the epi-tome of superintendent-hood.

    Dana

  • Dear Insignificant Blog,
    You know, at any time, I could have had my old buddies at the FBI track you down and send a few goons to your homes to confiscate your computers, violate your Rights and generally make your life as big a hell as you made mine. You are still insignificant and in short order....whoops, gotta run! We'll continue this later.

    -Supernintendo J-Fled

  • Hey Computer guys,
    Hibbity

    -Hillard

  • Dear SCC,
    I'm sorry I banned you from Department computers. If I had knows that doing that would triple your readership overnight and lead millions more to your door, I never would have done it.

    -P. Cline

Well, thanks guys. Thanks for being convenient foils for a lot of our writing about the decline and fall of the Chicago Police Department. We realize you were mostly political tools,but you didn't have to be so eager to be tools. Enjoy your ill-gotten "merit" pensions.

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    11 Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Dear SCC,
    Fu@k you. Here's a dead fish.
    Love, Rahm


    Hey SCC,
    You better not mention us in your 10th Anniversary post.
    Signed,
    Geiger and Masters


    To SCC,
    We're not at FOP anymore, so you won't know our comments when we send them. Haha.
    Sincerely,
    Bill Dougherty and Rich Aguilar

    SCC,
    Heeeyyyyyy y'allllllllll !!!!!!
    Hope we can kick it together and drink some Cristal to celebrate!!!!
    XOXO Tracy Ladner

    SCC,
    Ummm...who are you again? I don't recall.
    Richard M. Daley

    5/31/2015 06:09:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    It is true that NYPD is the world's premier police dept, and NYPD really did invent modern policing.

    5/31/2015 06:55:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    3-2-1 SCC blast off, and can you imagine what SCC if attacked has on the "firestorm" thumb drive? How many "magic sticks" at strategic locations all addressed and ready to go out to help msm report the truth! "Turn and burn" to quote airforce fighting pilot! Would be "the end of the age as they know it, but SCC is alright!"

    5/31/2015 08:06:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Dear SCC

    I am suing you bastards for publishing my picture.

    Semper Fi

    Masters Masters Masters

    5/31/2015 08:44:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    SCC

    I didn't do the letter thing, really, it wasn't me. It was Dougherty. Bastard.

    I want my job back.


    Mike Shields

    5/31/2015 08:46:00 AM  
    Blogger Cuthbert J. Twillie said...

    Dear SCC: .......

    Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, 'Skoal', 'Mazel Tov', 'Prost!', a belated Happy Kwanza, and a hearty 'CHEERS!' -- on your successful Ten Years of having the best Website providing the real skinny on what's happening in the CPD. And as a bonus, irritating the HELL out of the bosses downtown who want their shenanigans kept quiet.

    Not to mention providing the 'inside baseball' commentary regarding some of Chicago's silliest, dumbest, and most senseless crimes that are committed by all the 'Honor Students', 'Rap Stars', and aspiring Architects and Doctors.

    Like countless other readers, your website is the first place I click in the morning for the news.

    5/31/2015 10:01:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Hey SCC!

    Johnny Rebel here, congratulations on such a milestone. I know you can't publish 97% of my comments, but I love you anyways!

    OTNF

    5/31/2015 11:31:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    singer tony bennet says " as a I famous singer and a combat world war II vet I wrote a song called I left my heart in san franssco well ssc you are great and I heart is with the you n cpd.

    5/31/2015 12:32:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Dear SCC: .......

    Congratulations, Happy Birthday, Happy Anniversary, 'Skoal', 'Mazel Tov', 'Prost!', a belated Happy Kwanza, and a hearty 'CHEERS!' -- on your successful Ten Years of having the best Website providing the real skinny on what's happening in the CPD. And as a bonus, irritating the HELL out of the bosses downtown who want their shenanigans kept quiet.

    Not to mention providing the 'inside baseball' commentary regarding some of Chicago's silliest, dumbest, and most senseless crimes that are committed by all the 'Honor Students', 'Rap Stars', and aspiring Architects and Doctors.

    Like countless other readers, your website is the first place I click in the morning for the news.

    5/31/2015 10:01:00 AM



    Me too, I check SCC even before I hit the porn sites!

    5/31/2015 03:48:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Anonymous said...
    It is true that NYPD is the world's premier police dept, and NYPD really did invent modern policing.

    5/31/2015 06:55:00 AM


    They invented The Pad.

    5/31/2015 03:49:00 PM  
    Anonymous Silence Dogood said...

    I must thank former sup cline, because if he hadn't had banned you from dep't computers, i would not have looked up SCC to see what the fuss was all about.

    This blog clearly demonstrates the purpose of the First Amendment's freedom of the press, and you sir, SCC, are the torch bearer of that tradition of people speaking out and giving voice to people who otherwise would be silenced.

    those other media "voices", the suntimes and tribune, are merely panderers and pretenders to Freedom of the Press. Their main job is generating revenue for their advertisers, printing press releases from the mayor's office, and making money by "reporting" on the "human-interest stories" of those who suffer or excel in life.

    5/31/2015 09:26:00 PM  

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