Sunday, May 31, 2015

The Press Chimes In

More telegrams from the readers in the Fourth Estate!
  • Hey SCC, thanks for writing nearly 75% of our stories concerning the police department. Someday, when you're old and respected like me and Fran are, you will be able to "appropriate" information without attribution or credit like we do a couple of times a week. If the Sun Times only knew, you'd probably be able to sue us for a portion of our salaries! Haha, wouldn't that be funny? But in the meantime, who are you going to complain to? The Plagiarism Police? Good luck with that one!

    Fran sends her best.
    Frank Main, CST "reporter"

  • Dear racist,

    Thanks for accusing me of almost being a conservative. You wouldn't believe the crap I'm putting up with in the newsroom now. Someone even subscribed me to the NRA you bastard. Oh, and that nickname wasn't cute. Not at all. You suck.

    Mary Mope-rah

  • Dear Sir(s) or Madam(s)

    Thank you for keeping the spotlight on the victims of domestic abuse. I know that in most professions, abusers lose their jobs or take hefty suspension time when a domestic incident spills into the public view. I only wish they could have taken away my husband's typewriter, as I am afraid he might hit me with it.

    Mrs. Steinberg
We appreciate the kind words dear readers. And the opportunity to allow you to earn a living with just a little less effort on your parts by clicking a mouse instead of actually hitting the streets. You're welcome.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank God for a free press.

5/31/2015 06:53:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

I'm surprised Maggie Daley didn't chime in from her grave computer.

5/31/2015 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only true media is SCC and to think this insignificant blog did this! "SCC Fox News motto should be yours we report you decide!" We have no media in this town they come here to get their news stories they then change a couple of words to make it theirs! Thanks for all you do🚔

5/31/2015 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry had a bicycle accident in France on Sunday and was taken by helicopter to a hospital in nearby Geneva, Switzerland, for examination, said State Department spokesman John Kirby. Kerry has been alert and conscious throughout, Kirby said.

Nothing serious, he landed on his head, nothing to damage up there.

5/31/2015 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

F'ing awesome! Thanks SCC.

5/31/2015 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So why can't they screen out the anonymous ghetto nonsense calls? Most are bullshit. And they wonder and complain about response time to real jobs.

5/31/2015 09:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The press especially in Chicago gets their stories here first! They should be offering a Peabody award for your great blog and the great reporters we have on staff at the SCC news network!

5/31/2015 01:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

True you Fran and Neil's go to blog, Neil the one who beats his wife really a zero, but dead tree media keeps him, maybe he has something on upper management there! And Fran wow she's still kicking, but rahm likes her, like sneed they are fed what to write directly from city hall and they follow orders, but get updates and clues here as they are clueless!

5/31/2015 03:01:00 PM  

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