The Press Chimes In

More telegrams from the readers in the Fourth Estate!

• Hey SCC, thanks for writing nearly 75% of our stories concerning the police department. Someday, when you're old and respected like me and Fran are, you will be able to "appropriate" information without attribution or credit like we do a couple of times a week. If the Sun Times only knew, you'd probably be able to sue us for a portion of our salaries! Haha, wouldn't that be funny? But in the meantime, who are you going to complain to? The Plagiarism Police? Good luck with that one!
  
  Fran sends her best.
  Frank Main, CST "reporter"
  
  
• Dear racist,
  
  Thanks for accusing me of almost being a conservative. You wouldn't believe the crap I'm putting up with in the newsroom now. Someone even subscribed me to the NRA you bastard. Oh, and that nickname wasn't cute. Not at all. You suck.
  
  Mary Mope-rah
  
  
• Dear Sir(s) or Madam(s)
  
  Thank you for keeping the spotlight on the victims of domestic abuse. I know that in most professions, abusers lose their jobs or take hefty suspension time when a domestic incident spills into the public view. I only wish they could have taken away my husband's typewriter, as I am afraid he might hit me with it.
  
  Mrs. Steinberg

We appreciate the kind words dear readers. And the opportunity to allow you to earn a living with just a little less effort on your parts by clicking a mouse instead of actually hitting the streets. You're welcome.