Well Done Citizens
Determined to match the police shooting for shooting, the south and west sides responded predictably:
- One man has been killed and two teenagers were wounded in shootings on the West and South sides Saturday, police said.
About 7:19 on the 600 block of South Tripp Avenue in the Lawndale neighborhood, a man was shot in the chest and stomach. He was in critical condition at the scene and was later pronounced dead, police said.
At 6:15 p.m., a 16-year-old boy was shot in South Austin, said Chicago Police spokeswoman [...]
He was in the 5200 block of West Adams Street when two people wearing masks approached from an alley and shot him in the left leg, Greer said. He went to West Suburban Medical Center in good condition.
At about 4:30 p.m., an 18-year-old man was shot and critically injured in an attempted robbery in the Oakland neighborhood, police said.
While Chicago will most likely miss 500 homicides by a whisker ad 3,000 shot by another whisker, rest assured, next year will be different - radically different if we read the sign correctly.
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