Thursday, January 28, 2016

Peak Stupidity

We've reached it:


Though we wouldn't lay odds on someone finding a new low shortly - this is still Chicago.

Stay Fetal.

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127 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOLOL!!

But Officer....we asked nicely....

1/28/2016 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's for the safety of all concerned.

1/28/2016 01:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Or you can just wait until he is done killing her?

1/28/2016 01:16:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

Just asking Isnt the employee number of the beat handling or the call taker om that screen? Retired 10 years and forgot

1/28/2016 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only if they play the Undertaker theme song?

1/28/2016 01:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the media needs to do a 20 part mini series on the people who call for service on the South and West sides. That alone ought to wake up the general public on all the nonsense going on in the hood. Better yet, download one of those scanner apps to your phone and listen. I did this for my liberal neighbors who apologized days later and basically said "These residents of the neighborhoods are some of the most ignorant people ever"

1/28/2016 01:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Put on a striped shirt, pull out your whistle and tell them it's two falls out of three!

1/28/2016 01:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, you have not even scratched the surface of stupidity.

Just wait until the Feds get involved!

1/28/2016 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Staying fetal.

1/28/2016 02:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19-P

1/28/2016 02:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No problem, I'd go and check out the battery in progress...i just wouldn't see it. Handle yo bidness

1/28/2016 02:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Perry F'ing Mason said...

OH I'm sure the media will be showing this on every News Channel. Hmmmm.. don't hold your breath!

2:30AM and just "leave your guns in the car"!?!?!?!?

How about if you just do a "drive by" and look at the house without stopping?

ALL joking aside - there needs to be an educational component in ALL the CPS about "basic response" to a police officer coming to your house or stopping you in your car or just stopping you.

Some people need to be "trained" as to what to do when an officer says "Stop". Or, "Drop the gun". Just comply. Don't keep running or "be ignorant" and not do what he or she says.

THAT course/ training session would probably save more lives (on BOTH sides) than any other "Brilliant Idea" like Tasers, Body cameras, etc.

Next case.

1/28/2016 03:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes. Makes sense. They want the police to leave their guns in their cars so they can steal them.

1/28/2016 05:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell them to call the United Nations Peace Keepers.

1/28/2016 05:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Put on a striped shirt, pull out your whistle and tell them it's two falls out of three!

1/28/2016 01:38:00 AM

Thanks. Just spit coffee on the dog.

1/28/2016 05:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yea, sure thing!

1/28/2016 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The guns will stay in the car, with the officers.

1/28/2016 05:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have to follow the households rules now. Take off your shoes too in some homes.

1/28/2016 05:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Squad....Uniform adjustment in 008

1/28/2016 05:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Throw an old truck tire into the room they're in and leave.

1/28/2016 06:20:00 AM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

"Peak Stupidity."

Is this connected to the sunspot cycle, "mass coronal ejections," stuff like that?

Instead of Smart Meters, we need a Dumb Grid. Save up your yelling, breaking bottles, gunfire, etc. and call 911 during off-peak hours, and get a lower rate. By then, one car could 19-P about 20 calls on just one block.

1/28/2016 06:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did the responding officers comply?

1/28/2016 06:27:00 AM  
Anonymous The Neanderthal said...

"I think the media needs to do a 20 part mini series on the people who call for service on the South and West sides."

1/28/2016 01:35:00 AM

"Cheaters" was pretty close. Get there, and the (leased) furniture is already burning on the front lawn.

"What seems to be the problem, Ma'am?"

"Do re me fa so la ti do and I want him outa here. He no good."

*

1/28/2016 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave your duty weapons in the car, and take your shoes off before you go in that house.

And quit lookin over your shoulder all the time. Guns will be there when you come back.

1/28/2016 06:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's right, the police shoot people for no reason, Holding guns, knives, and beating people to death is just a normal part of life in Da Hood. No reason to shoot people for it. Folks are supposed to run from the police as well, that ain't no reason to chase them, they can't be a threat if they are running away.

1/28/2016 06:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!

*mumbles obscenities*

1/28/2016 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Paul Drake said...

I think I'll wait in the car with the gun's.

1/28/2016 07:39:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Our peoples is the bestest.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

1/28/2016 07:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's foreplay for the inhabitants and according to gestation we should all bask in the joy of another poet, writer or "bout to turn their generation around" defect in about nine months...

1/28/2016 07:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why even fucking call? and what wrong with wrestling with a female?

1/28/2016 07:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now that OEMC has been drawn into the Quintonio Quandry - expect to see no call screening and even more stupidity. SCC could probably run a separate sub blog "Silly Shit Shoutouts!" Squad, put that caller on the top of your list! No offense, OEMC, but i miss the old COS & the distinct "radio personalities" who told me where to go. Squad, light my light please! Cuz wherever I goes - there I bees!

Retired .38 +P

1/28/2016 08:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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I thought police officers were held to a higher standard???

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1/28/2016 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19-P and who cares!

1/28/2016 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just bought a retired, marked Chicago Police vehicle. Is that going to be a problem for me?

1/28/2016 08:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe a stupid attempt at a ambush. The crazier the call, the crazier the caller. Stay vigilant.

1/28/2016 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

please please stay fetal.
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/01/chicago-police-officers-tampered-with-dash-cams.html?mid=twitter_nymag

where the hell is this crap coming from! lies, smoke and mirrors, more anti cop rhetoric blaming the cops . my blood pressure, as the mom of a CPD officer, who is a great guy and always uses discretionary, intelligent decisions when stopping people, HELPING people. and now this crap?
I mean it. stay fetal. I want my grandchild to have his daddy come home at night.
I am appalled at the news rags who won't report who is killing who in that city. I am appalled that honorable decent men and women of the CPD are being thrown under the bus.
Yes, stay fetal, please.

1/28/2016 08:23:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now now now, don't go off half cocked. The new residents from Mayberry just arrived from 1962. They have yet to learn what 50 years of equal rights has done.
Besides, only Barney carried a gun and he kept his bullet in his pocket.

J.J.

1/28/2016 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, 19A

1/28/2016 08:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That'll be a 19b while I remain comfortably seated in the station.

1/28/2016 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just as stupid as the training video of PO taking their shoes off to enter a muslim complainants residence

1/28/2016 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some loopy white mom once asked to put a towel over my gun so her kids would not see it.

1/28/2016 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheriff Andy allowed Barney one bullet only to be secured in his uniform shirt pocket for his unloaded revolver. The reverends would approve.

1/28/2016 09:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The call taker needs to be terminated for writing that. Even if the caller said that, to repeat it is a political action due to the current climate. That police force hating mindset is toxic and offensive. Fire the call taker, and place the caller into mental evaluation.

I'll attest to that.

F---U progressive un-American pieces of garbage

1/28/2016 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Put on a striped shirt, pull out your whistle and tell them it's two falls out of three!

____________________________

1......2.................Kickout!

1/28/2016 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just the other day on Zone 11 the dispatcher came up and asked us to read our job assignment. WHY? she was embarrassed at the job being dispatched to a two man car.

Almost the same as the one in this blog. Please approach mental subject with care, he is sick and not a threat. (Then why call for the police? Call for ambulance.)
But the Fire dispatch refused the job the second they said subject was mental case.

Does anyone out there see what's going on here?

1/28/2016 10:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard this on a radio station in Minnesota recently:
"The police officer of today is treated like the Vietnam veteran in 1970!" Wow!

1/28/2016 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I have kin somewhere in Chicago. I had an aunt Gracie, big woman with enough lipstick on those smackers to smooch a hundred nephews. Aunt Gracie had a heart of gold. This was during a time when Chicago was relatively at peace with itself, and the only thing anyone had to dodge was cars driving on the sidewalks at rush hour.
Being a retired USMC Infantryman, there is one golden rule of leadership. Listen to those who operate in the field. They are the greatest source for intelligence and a source of solutions.
Police Officers are no different. They are the ones directly engaged with the community and through their suggestions can have an immediate effect on deteriorating conditions.
People by and large have absolutely no clue of the tremendous pressure that officers in the field are under. From top to bottom everyone wants a piece of them. People and family forget that police officers are as human as the people they are interacting with. But there is a limit of abuse that a human being can take.This is why it is so important that the command structure deeply know their people in the field. Sometimes all it takes is just sitting down with a field officer over a cup of coffee and just let them release the demons inside them. I have done this many times with junior Marines and not say a word, I let them do the talking until they are finished. My wife used to give me hell, for coming home late, but I just couldn't let a fellow Marine crash and burn.
Well I've run my chops long enough,and I'll get off my soap box. Nowadays I miss that big old aunt Gracie. I was king of the nephews and could do no wrong. Maybe one day I'll get up Chicago way and look for family, and piss of my doctor by having some of that Chicago famous pizza.

1/28/2016 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats easy. Drive real slowly to the scene, about 2 blocks out hit your lights and sirens. They scatter, you arrive, subjects GOA. problem solved, problem staying solved.

1/28/2016 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leave your guns in the car?

That's just either pure ignorance
or that was somebody trying to have
a laugh at the expense of Officer Safety.

Remember...
The new buzzword/blm & Alinskyite enabler dog-whistle/meme is:

"We don't like how The Cops are always on about going home
to their families safe and sound no matter what. They swore an
oath to serve and protect and we find that Cops having such a
vigorously defensive mindset is alarming and part of their corrupt
code of silence."

Strive to have as little with these people and folks as possible
because their purpose and joy is to see the maximum harm
Inflicted on YOU just because tragic shit happens when human
beings who happen to be Policemen get sucked into ghetto bullshit
trying to do their duty and perhaps a minuscule fractional few
actually mis-fit the uniform...

Let the ghetto select from their own to Police them...

And they have air and opportunity to whine about how
The Police are out of control now?

Just you wait until their low impulse control, can't pass a drug
screen or background investigation without waiver or set-asides
(It's coming, Rahm, the alderfools, the phony m-b clergy and the media
just haven't quite yet figured oh a way to finesse it without out putting
the remainder of middle class Chicago to headlong flight trying to
get the fuck out) "cousins" get greased up and slid onto the next version
of CPD after they get done destroying this one...

"Wait cousins! Why are you brutalizing US?"
"Watchoo thought, cousin? We gonna do wat we do
so fukyaw... Human naycha bitches! Now wat?"

Heh...
Rahm is shitting and going blind
because his national political ambitions
are now reclining in riotous rot in that
wedding dress in the basement.

He will of course war game this shit-show
as continuing to be a Police problem.

1/28/2016 11:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Sure, squad! Better yet, can you call back and see if the guy will be able to simply drag her out of the house and to our squad car? We're parked out in front.
Thanks much!"

I don't know why the OEMC call taker would even add that "leave the guns outside" t part in the call info. They know damn sure THAT'S not gonna happen!

1/28/2016 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Al Apathy said...

If this was 25 years ago it would been coded 20-Z.

1/28/2016 12:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Old retired guy aint no job to big or small cant be handled by a 19-p

1/28/2016 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well after looking at this job, I thought to myself what has brought us to this? One answer. That goof Garry McCarthy and his agreement with the ACLU. And speaking of that drunken fool, when was the last time anyone has seen him. He's not by DePaul anymore. That goof has moved. He had no contract, so why aren't u talking Garry. I know why, you are a coward!

1/28/2016 12:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrestling? Is that what they call it these days?
Sure, I'll just leave the most important part of my uniform in the car.
Idiot.

1/28/2016 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This request must be on the advice of some 'peace group'. We had the same request on zone 10 last week for a group of suspicious men in the alley.

1/28/2016 12:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OFF TOPIC- seems the media nonsense never ceases http://news.yahoo.com/chicago-police-sabotaging-own-dashboard-163400926.html

1/28/2016 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why this is so unbelievable, the criminal element is just getting used to dictating terms to law enforcement.
Unbelievable, no. Insane, yes.

J.J.

1/28/2016 12:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the caller didn't believe that this was a "violent" situation why didn't they or the neighbors go out and take care of it? Apparently they know the assailant and what the reaction to police will be so they are afraid the assailant may end up wounded or dead and they don't want that on their head. "I told them not to bring their guns." With all the latest events the caller must realize that asking that smells like a set up. But then as Tommy Sotomayor's videos say "they don't think, they can't be reasoned with."

1/28/2016 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Run silent Run deep. 45 degrees down on the bow planes, dive dive dive!

1/28/2016 01:41:00 PM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

I love when they request black officers when they call 911 and/or when a white officer shows up to solve their tragedy of the day.

The anti-white and anti-police cracks, comments, references - tirades at times - that accompany many of these interactions would blow the mind of the The Average Joe. Most people have absolutely no clue just how racist the majority of blacks that we deal with daily really are - and that's a fact.

1/28/2016 02:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT. I hope our union dues are not being used for this.

https://www.gofundme.com/b7vbrb6s

1/28/2016 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rauner: All right. So we'll all turn in our six-guns to the bartender. We'll all start hoeing spuds. Is that it?
CPD: Not quite yet. [to Rham] We haven't heard from your friend here.
Rham: I wouldn't push too far if I were you. Our fight ain't with you.
CPD: It ain't with me, Rham?
Rham: No it ain't, CPD
Rauner: I wouldn't pull on Rham, CPD. [to Mr. Six} Descalante, you're a witness to this.
CPD: So you're Rham Emmanuel
Rham: What's that mean to you, CPD?
CPD: I've heard about you.
Rham: And what've you heard, CPD?
CPD: I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar.
Rham: Prove it.

1/28/2016 02:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No!!!!!!!!!! Leave the Impact Zone alone. What did we ever do to you guys. I still have episodes of the walking dead To watch. My activity level was always a lot. 2 parkers. O well time to move on.

1/28/2016 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chris Rock taught the hood rats how to survive an encounter with the Police back in 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiC_zsiDxsg

1/28/2016 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1/28/2016 02:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Best of three Roman Greco-Roman.

1/28/2016 02:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You have to follow the households rules now. Take off your shoes too in some homes.

1/28/2016 05:52:00 AM
Fuck that...

1/28/2016 03:22:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Better yet, why don't you check them out yourself Mr Concerned Citizen? What's that you say? Your afraid one of them may be armed and you have no way of defending yourself?

1/28/2016 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why the OEMC call taker would even add that "leave the guns outside" t part in the call info. They know damn sure THAT'S not gonna happen!

1/28/2016 11:37:00 AM

Why? Because there's humor in it and we take whatever little bit of humor we can get these days. (Besides, it clearly illustrates the mindset of the caller, without elaborating further.)

1/28/2016 03:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT, but still under un-fu##in-believable: someone showed me a gofundme that our FOP president has for his dog. Partial quote included reads, "...more than myself or my family can afford." Are they serious?! President's salary on top of 75% tax free disability?!?!?! It is no wonder how that union got worse in the last year.

1/28/2016 03:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That has to be a hoax. If it isn't, this is the beginning of putting flowers in our holsters. Might as well have all the police retreat and shut down the 911 center. Let the savages fucking kill each other and not bother to go on those calls or any other call.

1/28/2016 03:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sounds like a trap.

1/28/2016 03:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic, has anyone heard of the bullsh*t impact zones going away?

1/28/2016 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember going to some bullshit cultural awareness training, nearly simultaneous to that ridiculous sensitivity training, where they told us we should remove our shoes if asked before going into someone's house because in some cultures that's a sign of respect, blah blah, blah. I will wipe my shoes if asked and if practical, but that's the best it gets. Don't like how we operate? Don't call, or go to wherever your culture dominates ours.

1/28/2016 03:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off Topic: Sgts assignments are out 13 new sgts go to 003....

Merit pukes get taken care of....going to places like 16, 18, 01...

Same bullshit...



1/28/2016 05:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They know we won't leave them in the car. Then they will say saying they violated their request and sue, because everyone knows, Weez is rogue cops.

1/28/2016 05:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"These residents of the neighborhoods are some of the most ignorant people ever".

I disagree. The most ignorant people ever are those who work and pay taxes to breed and sustain them.

1/28/2016 05:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid is as stupid does


- Gump

1/28/2016 05:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Call the ACLU

1/28/2016 06:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let them call the Black Lives Matter Police.

Soon there will be a Sharia Law Police

1/28/2016 07:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 Edward-Henry-Ocean, Put us clear.

1/28/2016 07:46:00 PM  
Blogger Choppercopper said...

Rocky's Medical Expenses by Dean Angelo Sr. - GoFundMe
https://www.gofundme.com/b7vbrb6s

Your FOP president asking to pay for his dog's vet bills! WTF ?!

1/28/2016 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:31, your ramblings and short stories for your creative writing class are past annoying. FYI.

1/28/2016 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Melvin Leppla said...
Dear Melvin,
Thank you sir for you service and your genuine concern for your subordinates. You are the difference between a leader who commands respect because of rank and one who has earned the respect of his troops because of his good moral character and sound leadership ability. PS if you make it down to Chicago make sure you bring the Colt with you.

1/28/2016 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm
how about we make special request a NEW thing

Send me a gay officer.

Send me a single male black officer.

Send me an E.T that knows how to take prints!

1/28/2016 08:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Run & Hide...

1/28/2016 10:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19P

1/28/2016 10:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know why the OEMC call taker would even add that "leave the guns outside" t part in the call info. They know damn sure THAT'S not gonna happen!

1/28/2016 11:37:00 AM

Your comment is quite foolish. God bless the call taker for recording the caller's request. If they had not, the request is so ludicrous, you wouldn't believe it actually occurred. Plus, if I were the responding p/o or p/o's, I would have appreciated the insight into the caller's frame of mind.

1/28/2016 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And where is the call from 011.

1/28/2016 10:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gang enforcement makes up 6% of the police Department. Yet last year they were doing 20% of measurable activity. To thank them the city took them out of organized crime ( nobody really cared) removed their resources ( nobody cared) and took away their over time ( we care about that). After moving to patrol, the department announced (this week) they would be moved to the 10hr day starting this Sunday. Yea and they all rejoiced, but wait then Dean Angelo stepped in and stopped the 10hr schedule. Dean cited that he wanted to use the GED as leverage for negotiations on other things. So, screw over a couple hundred guys for a political objective. Dean also used the excuse that he was protecting us from the city making us work at 2200hrs in the summer. News flash dip shit, they can do that now, were a non-bid unit. Perhaps dean has a bigger objective? Certainly this news will cause those effected to become less proactive and will lend in to the rising crime rates. At some point Dean will try to use the crime rates to argue for additional manpower. Unfortunately for the murdered, is not a clever strategy asshole, it’s a cruel strategy. Dean Angelo is not your friend he is an obstructionist who will have blood on his hands!!

1/28/2016 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous 29 and a day said...

Just asking Isnt the employee number of the beat handling or the call taker om that screen? Retired 10 years and forgot

1/28/2016 01:19:00 AM


Probably wouldn't matter, they (brass) want the officer who took the picture.

1/28/2016 10:48:00 PM  
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1/28/2016 11:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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1/28/2016 11:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm
how about we make special request a NEW thing

Send me a gay officer.

Send me a single male black officer.

Send me an E.T that knows how to take prints!

1/28/2016 08:18:00 PM

You may have hit on a real moneymaker.
Calltaker should inform the caller there will be a ten dollar fee for all special requests. Add it to their phone bill. The City could make a FORTUNE.

1/29/2016 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Show up with your m4

1/29/2016 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was listening to the scanner a few nights back and I heard a call go out from a woman who said her kid was smoking cigarettes and cigars in the house and wouldnt stop. I shit you not I could not believe that was real call. How do you people do this day in and day out ?

1/29/2016 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well after looking at this job, I thought to myself what has brought us to this? One answer. That goof Garry McCarthy and his agreement with the ACLU. And speaking of that drunken fool, when was the last time anyone has seen him. He's not by DePaul anymore. That goof has moved. He had no contract, so why aren't u talking Garry. I know why, you are a coward!

1/28/2016 12:32:00 PM
He was spotted last Friday night with a bunch of guys living the good life in a private room at Chicago Cut. Hasn't he lived in a condo near the river and Erie for a while?

1/29/2016 01:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I get ACLU for an assist do they have any personal on call ready...

1/29/2016 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Phil the Thrill said...

Phil the Thrill says he was shown the video where cpd are supposed to remove their shoes so as not to upset the moslem hordes . Come to north Mayfair one male five wives each with 3-5 kids and 25 or more in a 2 flat run down with deferred maintenance. And then tell me you are going to respect their moslem wishes. Be an infidel. It's jihad time and if 9 11 2001 didn't convince u, north Mayfair 2016 will.

1/29/2016 03:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Gran Torino said...

I think Chicago PD needs free therapy for all the holy shit and wtf situations they are put in. The politics alone will traumatize you. After the academy...and the walk across the stage during graduation...you shake the mayors hand and get your diploma. That's when you also should get a good kick in the nuts as well...to help you get use to all the shit you are about to be blessed with. Stay fetal

1/29/2016 05:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:31 I like poetry. Yours is often poignant & beautiful. Keep up the good work.

1/29/2016 05:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If OEMC is being directed to not screen/send all calls then I can appreciate inclusion of the goofy details... which will go viral & maybe people will have a better idea of the nonsense calls cops are expected to respond to.
I heard a good one last night. Grandma was seeking popo (not clear on her expectations) for an out of control 7year old.
And what about the dozens of ",,, & s/he wants him/her out. Who calls police to settle a fight or scare a child? What fuckery is that?
It's a symptom of years of reliance on big daddy uncle sam. Welfare & free housing becomes an entitlement. Why not call popo to fix bratty kids. & now they will always look at police as bad guys coming to get them, not helpers. That's an early life lesson.
4,5 $ a wake up. Need to get out of this shitty town.

1/29/2016 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

They need to call a minister not the police. Maybe Chicago should adopt a new program, dial a minister for those who don't want the police and their guns.

1/29/2016 06:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Put on a striped shirt, pull out your whistle and tell them it's two falls out of three!

1/28/2016 01:38:00 AM

THAT is why I read this blog! Not a LEO.

1/29/2016 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one ever says please to me.


Now, please, no..... I hear that all the time.






Chalkie

1/29/2016 07:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was mentioned in comments
:Credible rescues always POST photos of the Veterinary bills on these funding pages. $15K..should be suing the veterinary clinic and DVM instead for not taking
heart test prior to anaethisa. Big mistake by vet.
FOP PRESDIENTS DOG
Rocky's Medical Expenses
https://www.gofundme.com/b7vbrb6s


1/29/2016 07:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
11:31, your ramblings and short stories for your creative writing class are past annoying. FYI.

1/28/2016 07:58:00 PM


His ramblings aren't too bad. He just needs to learn what run-on sentences are, and use an occasional comma.


1/29/2016 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
11:31, your ramblings and short stories for your creative writing class are past annoying. FYI.

1/28/2016 07:58:00 PM

Jealous!

1/29/2016 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The anti-white and anti-police cracks, comments, references - tirades at times - that accompany many of these interactions would blow the mind of the The Average Joe. Most people have absolutely no clue just how racist the majority of blacks that we deal with daily really are - and that's a fact.

Now you know how black officers felt who were assigned to the 004th District back in the 80s and 90s who had to respond to calls for service (or requests for backup) in the East Side/Hegewisch area. We were all pretty much treated the same way, possibly worse back then. By the way, back in those days, black officers were never assigned to 30 sector cars. Not one! I bet no white officer can make THAT claim in any district they've ever been assigned to. Deal with it, as we had to back then. It's all part of the job!

1/29/2016 11:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I remember going to some bullshit cultural awareness training, nearly simultaneous to that ridiculous sensitivity training, where they told us we should remove our shoes if asked before going into someone's house because in some cultures that's a sign of respect, blah blah, blah. I will wipe my shoes if asked and if practical, but that's the best it gets. Don't like how we operate? Don't call, or go to wherever your culture dominates ours.

1/28/2016 03:53:00 PM

--

the leaders of France and Germany have recently publicly stated multiculturism has failed

if you are not going to melt in the melting pot GTFO

America is not a flophouse

1/29/2016 11:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I don't know why the OEMC call taker would even add that "leave the guns outside" t part in the call info. They know damn sure THAT'S not gonna happen!

1/28/2016 11:37:00 AM

Why? Because there's humor in it and we take whatever little bit of humor we can get these days. (Besides, it clearly illustrates the mindset of the caller, without elaborating further.)

1/28/2016 03:29:00 PM

====================

I was taking a nut case over to Jackson Park Hopital and he asked me to tell the dispatcher that he [my citizen] had a silver bullet in his brain. So I did.

The dispatcher broke down laughing for so long and so loud that he was gasping for air and saying over and over again, "thanks 413, I needed that!

1/29/2016 01:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous said...
Put on a striped shirt, pull out your whistle and tell them it's two falls out of three!

1/28/2016 01:38:00 AM

THAT is why I read this blog! Not a LEO.

1/29/2016 06:48:00 AM

%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

I used to carry a white handkerchief and would pull it out, throw it to the floor, and call "TIME OUT"!!!

1/29/2016 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
11:31, your ramblings and short stories for your creative writing class are past annoying. FYI.

1/28/2016 07:58:00 PM

His ramblings aren't too bad. He just needs to learn what run-on sentences are, and use an occasional comma.


----------------------

He would make William Faulkner proud.


1/29/2016 08:19:00 AM

1/29/2016 01:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you know how black officers felt who were assigned to the 004th District back in the 80s and 90s who had to respond to calls for service (or requests for backup) in the East Side/Hegewisch area. We were all pretty much treated the same way, possibly worse back then. By the way, back in those days, black officers were never assigned to 30 sector cars. Not one! I bet no white officer can make THAT claim in any district they've ever been assigned to. Deal with it, as we had to back then. It's all part of the job!

1/29/2016 11:05:00 AM

That was twenty-five years ago. A shame it happened to you, but the department has evolved, as has the world. It's what we're all supposed to be striving for.

Some of the stories of what happened to the first women coming on in the late 70's and early 80's are pretty rotten, too, but by the time I left, much of that had changed. Nothing's perfect, but what everyone should be aiming for is improvement. Always improvement.

1/29/2016 02:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Anonymous Anonymous said...
11:31, your ramblings and short stories for your creative writing class are past annoying. FYI.

1/28/2016 07:58:00 PM

Jealous!

1/29/2016 10:16:00 AM

Not the OP, but totally agree with 07:58PM It gets tedious.

1/29/2016 02:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The anti-white and anti-police cracks, comments, references - tirades at times - that accompany many of these interactions would blow the mind of the The Average Joe. Most people have absolutely no clue just how racist the majority of blacks that we deal with daily really are - and that's a fact.

Now you know how black officers felt who were assigned to the 004th District back in the 80s and 90s who had to respond to calls for service (or requests for backup) in the East Side/Hegewisch area. We were all pretty much treated the same way, possibly worse back then. By the way, back in those days, black officers were never assigned to 30 sector cars. Not one! I bet no white officer can make THAT claim in any district they've ever been assigned to. Deal with it, as we had to back then. It's all part of the job!

1/29/2016 11:05:00 AM
Not a racist idea, black coppers black areas lets experiment johnny you want command staff ideas try this, can your "testicular fortitude" stand up to this? Or maybe you need a triple RX for Viagra that would make you stand up!

1/29/2016 02:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Jack Wilson's Six-shooter said...

Hey 1/28/2016 @ 2:26pm,

I recognized those lines from the great western movie Shane. I wonder if anyone under 40 would anymore. Sad. One of the greats.

"Prove it."

1/29/2016 09:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would have given me enough suspicion of an ambush, therefore prompting me to deploy my dept issued m4 to the scene.

1/29/2016 11:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The call taker needs to be terminated for writing that. Even if the caller said that, to repeat it is a political action due to the current climate. That police force hating mindset is toxic and offensive. Fire the call taker, and place the caller into mental evaluation.

I'll attest to that.

F---U progressive un-American pieces of garbage

1/28/2016 09:44:00 AM


Due diligence & the fact that you ALWAYS watch your own ass notwithstanding...

You think you wouldn't want the calltaker's head if you got to the job to find it was some stupid ass attempt at an ambush, and when the call/tape got reviewed and you found that was said to the calltaker but he/she didn't put it in the event causing you to give pause or be extra vigilant?? You wouldn't claim it was an officer safety issue and a failure to provide all information given????

GTFOH.

Please.

GTFO.

1/29/2016 11:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
The anti-white and anti-police cracks, comments, references - tirades at times - that accompany many of these interactions would blow the mind of the The Average Joe. Most people have absolutely no clue just how racist the majority of blacks that we deal with daily really are - and that's a fact.

Now you know how black officers felt who were assigned to the 004th District back in the 80s and 90s who had to respond to calls for service (or requests for backup) in the East Side/Hegewisch area. We were all pretty much treated the same way, possibly worse back then. By the way, back in those days, black officers were never assigned to 30 sector cars. Not one! I bet no white officer can make THAT claim in any district they've ever been assigned to. Deal with it, as we had to back then. It's all part of the job!

1/29/2016 11:05:00 AM
That's funny, when I was in 025 in the late 80's black callers actually requested the white police because they knew we would actually show up and help them.

1/29/2016 11:34:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's funny, when I was in 025 in the late 80's black callers actually requested the white police because they knew we would actually show up and help them.

1/29/2016 11:34:00 PM

I worked in 007 in the late 90's and still had "send the white Police", message on my green PDT screen.

1/30/2016 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1/29/2016 11:05:00 AM
That's funny, when I was in 025 in the late 80's black callers actually requested the white police because they knew we would actually show up and help them.

1/29/2016 11:34:00 PM
*********************
I had a job in a Taylor building back in the mid 90's, the old woman was actually glad a white and hispanic officer showed up to handle her job. In her opinion, all the black officers were GD's or just gangster police.

1/30/2016 12:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
OT, but still under un-fu##in-believable: someone showed me a gofundme that our FOP president has for his dog. Partial quote included reads, "...more than myself or my family can afford." Are they serious?! President's salary on top of 75% tax free disability?!?!?! It is no wonder how that union got worse in the last year.

1/28/2016 03:33:00 PM

????

Sorry I think you got your numbers wrong. Dean gave up running the Calumet College program and took a 90k hit there. He rolled back the President's salary by 40k. The by-law they passed does not take effect till the next term he's doing it voluntarily. He re-inverses the union every dollar he gets from the disability. Again voluntarily. Could you see Shields, Dougherty or balloon head Donahue doing that?

That being said he should have just let his daughter do this fund me thing for her dog by herself. But dads do look out for their daughters.

But if you think this such a big thing run for president. I think he was the right guy at the right time for what was going on when he took office

1/30/2016 01:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Now you know how black officers felt who were assigned to the 004th District back in the 80s and 90s who had to respond to calls for service (or requests for backup) in the East Side/Hegewisch area. We were all pretty much treated the same way, possibly worse back then. By the way, back in those days, black officers were never assigned to 30 sector cars. Not one! I bet no white officer can make THAT claim in any district they've ever been assigned to. Deal with it, as we had to back then. It's all part of the job!

1/29/2016 11:05:00 AM

That was twenty-five years ago. A shame it happened to you, but the department has evolved, as has the world. It's what we're all supposed to be striving for.

Some of the stories of what happened to the first women coming on in the late 70's and early 80's are pretty rotten, too, but by the time I left, much of that had changed. Nothing's perfect, but what everyone should be aiming for is improvement. Always improvement.
1/29/2016 02:25:00 PM

The female officers in 014 in as late as 1987 were treated very poorly by some of their male counterparts. It was ignored for the most part by both bosses and other patrolmen. Sexual harassment laws were either nonexistent or just coming into existence at that time, and if and when a female beefed for any reason, her job became extremely dangerous, as 014 was a very busy and high crime district at that time. The main culprits were never dealt with and the culture became the norm. Very difficult time and place for females on the job. After having revisited the district many years later, i perceived that there is still a distinct and pervasive anti female atmosphere which exists there among some of the older male officers who work there.

1/30/2016 06:52:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Well after looking at this job, I thought to myself what has brought us to this? One answer. That goof Garry McCarthy and his agreement with the ACLU."

There is no way McCarthy signed off on that agreement by himself. That had to be cleared by top dogs.

City Law Department.
Mayor's office.

McCarthy just the fall guy.

1/30/2016 11:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Sorry I think you got your numbers wrong. Dean gave up running the Calumet College program and took a 90k hit there. He rolled back the President's salary by 40k. The by-law they passed does not take effect till the next term he's doing it voluntarily. He re-inverses the union every dollar he gets from the disability. Again voluntarily. Could you see Shields, Dougherty or balloon head Donahue doing that? 

That being said he should have just let his daughter do this fund me thing for her dog by herself. But dads do look out for their daughters.

But if you think this such a big thing run for president. I think he was the right guy at the right time for what was going on when he took office

1/30/2016 01:40:00 PM

Re-inverses? Are you fucking serious? With your smarts, we'll never have to worry about you taking advantage of the city's tuition REIMBURSEMENT policy. Even if Dean isn't making 90k from Calumet College, and took a 40k pay cut, he and his wife still make plenty of money to afford a 15k vet bill. Also, and I hate to say this, since I'm a dog lover, that dog beds to just be allowed to die. It will never be ok. Sometimes you need to just realize when it's time to let go. For all the officers and families out there who could actually use donations for real problems and health issues, this clown lets his daughter use his FOP president Facebook page to beg for money for a dog that's as good as dead? Ridiculous.

2/01/2016 08:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a citizen sharing what I have always found police to be. I get why you've 'gone fetal' and I wanted to thank you for all you do--you are always helpers and friends. http://kutv.com/news/local/orem-police-officer-plays-babysitter-to-rambunctious-toddler-at-court-house

2/01/2016 07:37:00 PM  

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