Monday, July 11, 2016

SCC Poll

People have been asking for a nickname for the supernintendo. Usually, one presents itself, either by word or by deed, and we run with it. J-Fed morphed into J-Fled following the brazen cowardice fleeing the scene of a shooting. McCarthy earned a few sobriquets - McJerseyShore, Streetlight Assassin, McCompStat, etc. Escalante was blessed with Mr. Six and De-Escalante. There have been others.

We've come up with a short list, gleaned from comments and conversations. Vote in the comment section.

EJ's nickname shall be
 
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We're sure there will be more - these might inspire some other good ones, especially as the cheating scandal continues to simmer, the shooting rate climbs and murders spike in July and August.

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272 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about ......Lefty or Fast Eddie

7/11/2016 12:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta go with "Sped."

7/11/2016 12:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Little Debbie said...

The Pillbury Plowboy kind of sums him up for me.

7/11/2016 12:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lefty

7/11/2016 12:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rahmed up.....

7/11/2016 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Flacid Johnson

7/11/2016 12:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The dupe supe

7/11/2016 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Ed Head?

The Cat in The
Big-Ass Hat?

Eddie Amin-Dada?

7/11/2016 12:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No-Cred Ed (...or just "NoCred" for short) ...because he has ZERO credibility.

7/11/2016 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed

7/11/2016 12:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fast Eddie

Fast to strip cops, fast to take calls from his buddy Jamal

7/11/2016 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Short-bus"

'nuf said



7/11/2016 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edible Johnson

7/11/2016 12:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uncle Ed, Big Johnson, Fast Eddie, Rev. Edward, Ed Sharpson, Jessie Johnson, Jamal Johnson. In B-Ed with Rahm Johnson. Put in charge because I'm black and even after affirmative active and I still had to cheat Edward Johnson, Chicago Police Superintendent. Ten hut? How about Mister Ed, in lew of the poor horse being bottled by the domestic terrorists he supports. He is pretty much a horse's ass. Mister Ed wins by a land slide....even if you post this comment, you can have it scc!

7/11/2016 12:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Puppet

7/11/2016 12:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baby Huey

7/11/2016 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mister Ed and Deescalante and Obama.... Anarchy is constitutional! / or TREASON! as I put it.

7/11/2016 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mister Ed (after the talking horse)
Shake Box Eddie/Shaky Eddie
Eddie Amin Dada
Rahm's Asshole
Eddie Da Ho

7/11/2016 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ja-mal's Butt Buddy
Stripper E
Reverse Raccoon Eyes
Eddie the "I forgot what the fuck it means to have my coppers backs" Johnson
Rahms tenth finger
ACLU's double bitch
Obama's triple bitch
Lost balls Johansen
Or just plain
TRAITOR
Fuck you Supe, you had me goin there for a few, thinkin that since you were CPD from the start things might get better, but you fucked yourself. It's over, blu flu, zero trust. You can't play both sides asshole. You had your chance to grow big brass balls and tell these rev's, aldermen, criminals, etc., to get fucked. You fucked up soooooo bad. You and your girlfriend. Resign. Let Escalante finish choking the life out of this Dept. It's so over. Sad. Just sad.


7/11/2016 12:37:00 AM  
Blogger BronxBullschitzHere said...

Ooooh! I liked Special Ed, but I think the real nickname should be something like: "Less than Zero Ed", but that's not accurate enough. It's obvious Eddie isn't lasting a year on this job, therefore I proclaim him: "Less Than a Year Ed".

7/11/2016 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White shirts on the take....koolaid on tap.....only trust the ones that own ducks that quack.

7/11/2016 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

#SpecialEd has a nice ring to it

7/11/2016 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Brass Lies Matter said...

Ed the Stripper? Sir Strips-A-Lot? Black Bizarro Seiser? Black Lives Matter Mole? Spoony Love? Big Hurt? The Callback Delivery Man? The Star Snatcher? Lando Johnson? The Overprotective Orca?

Fuck!!! I can't think of any good ones! Okay, I'm gonna go back to the bar and try again later....

7/11/2016 12:45:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

Id say Fats Eddie istead of Fast Eddie

7/11/2016 12:46:00 AM  
Anonymous 29 and a day said...

After reading another post, Ive got a new name for Fats Eddie ( that was mine too)


Hows about Jamal's bitch?

7/11/2016 12:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed!!!

7/11/2016 12:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "Eddie the Stripper" or just "Stripper" because he has your best interest at heart when he strips you for your own good.

7/11/2016 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm, the first one really does a disservice to special ed kids everywhere.

7/11/2016 01:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed got my vote.

7/11/2016 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ed(die) the:

boob, Judas, turncoat, quisling, buffoon, puppet, mope, "Slow Eddie". Mr. Zero,

7/11/2016 01:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Editor in Cheat

7/11/2016 01:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'Slow Eddie' or 'Not So Steady Eddie'

7/11/2016 01:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do like Special Ed!

7/11/2016 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed

7/11/2016 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since he caters to the #blm crowd, how about "jamal's joker", "Barney blm Fife", or just "Emperor Eddie" (from the classic film Emperor Jones)?
If you like blm Barney, remember when Barney would deputize Otis, the town drunk? That could be Mr. Six's alternate tag.

Retired .38spl +P

7/11/2016 02:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wick Dippin answerman

7/11/2016 02:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed

7/11/2016 02:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed. since I'm sure that's how he got through school.

7/11/2016 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special ed

7/11/2016 02:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Other/ Looky here now Eddy

7/11/2016 02:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie T. Johnson's nickname?
My vote is for EDDIE T. RIBBS, after not-so-famous African-American Indy Car/NASCAR driver turned professional sport shooter Willy T. Ribbs, who was once backed by boxing promoter Don King. (I aint makin' that shit up)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_T._Ribbs

7/11/2016 02:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not-so-fast Eddie.

7/11/2016 03:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat albert,
Pillsbury fat ass,
fat cosby but less rapey,
cowar-ed,
E.D.,
Eddie spaghetti
Carl winslow

7/11/2016 03:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer the nickname- Fast Eddie, cause his fast to throw coppers under the bus and side with asshole felons

7/11/2016 03:17:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

E.J.

Emanuel's Jester
Emanuel's Jagoff

7/11/2016 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Crisco Kid

7/11/2016 03:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about " Ja'mal's Ed" since Ja'mal Green runs him. Otherwise I vote for Well fed Ed.

7/11/2016 03:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FAST EJ Haskill

7/11/2016 03:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pillsbury

7/11/2016 03:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot ReRun on What's Happening, TV show, and Idi Amin Big Daddy for life!! And Wee Zee his Lt Cheating girlfriend

7/11/2016 04:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard at the desk in 9 that the Lt who cheated on test exam, is furious at the nickname Wee Zee!

7/11/2016 04:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie the marionette Johnson. Don't expect a smooth performance as the puppet master is digitally challenged!

7/11/2016 04:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't Idi Amin flee Entebee, and hide out in some middle eastern country, because he was so hated!!

7/11/2016 04:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Everyone calls that Lt. Cheater in 9 Wee Zee !! She walked into 3rd watch roll call and all the coppers yelled out Oh Great Wee Zees here, she stormed out of the room

7/11/2016 04:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special ed. He can barely read.

7/11/2016 04:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Amin.

7/11/2016 04:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here it is SCC: Ed "The round mound of Chi-town"Johnson! Personally I prefer Ed "Can't get right" Johnson a character from the movie "Life" starring Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence.

7/11/2016 05:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

special ed

7/11/2016 05:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I looked at his picture and all I could come up with was Eddie Dumpling Johnson. I have to ponder this further.

7/11/2016 05:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How a bout the Studyguide or Sir Cheats-a-lot or Eddie Answers. Yellow Ed or Mr. Brown-stain? "Cause we been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone. He's been knocking he won't leave me alone!"

7/11/2016 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Green.

7/11/2016 05:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

EdiTOR!

7/11/2016 05:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Idi Amin, Big Daddy, Please-Please the strong man from Uganda was referred to as "DaDa." He loved the grilled hip of big fat ladies out there. He had more medal then Dour "Eddie DaDa.

DaDa was with the Cisco kid Mr. Six at Gene' and Georgetie Saturday in River north. DaDa had a fucking 70 ounce piece of prime rib that could of feed 10 normal people. DaDa' sidekick, Cusco had two shrimps from a shrimp cocktail Mr Six has got a gag and went to men' room to purge, he returned and ate the other shrimp, or half of it seeing DaDa took a bite when Cicsco was in men' room.
Cisco really thinks that he is overweight like DaDa.
Also present was Lt, Ex Exam and Cisco' woman, that look she was from a major talk show, like Morrie' show in Mexico city.
Heard DaDa got a knew oversized toilet in his office. Even Fat Phil made ot work when he was supt.
Does anyone know DaDa' weight? The river view guy from old would never guess it.

7/11/2016 05:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed "play daddy" Johnson, Ed "Big Boi" Johnson, Ed " the lover" Johnson,Ed " the superduper" Johnson, Ed "can't we all just get along" Johnson,Ed" a kick in the head" Johnson,Ed "Panda" Johnson,Ed " suspend you" Johnson, Ed" Old country buffet" Johnson, Ed " I'm your Huckleberry"Johnson...

7/11/2016 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In Bed Ed ?
I like the not so fast Ed though.
sick sick sick Ed (SS Eddy)?
Sick and tired Ed ?
I got your 6 or something Ed ?

7/11/2016 05:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ja'mals bitch or JB for short

7/11/2016 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Dead Head Ed" gets my vote

7/11/2016 05:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heard at the desk in 9 that the Lt who cheated on test exam, is furious at the nickname Wee Zee!

7/11/2016 04:25:00 AM


Then our job there is done.

How about Stripperintendent or "The Fisherman" for fishing off the company pier) or Ed?

7/11/2016 05:29:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Waddles, eddie the waddler

7/11/2016 05:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie "Jamal's Bitch" Johnson

7/11/2016 05:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jamal's balls johnson

7/11/2016 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's the buffet?

7/11/2016 05:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Fife

Dough Boy

7/11/2016 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still like the stripper

7/11/2016 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jellyfish Johnson

7/11/2016 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doctor Sped Ed

7/11/2016 06:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

N.O.B.L.E. Ed

7/11/2016 06:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie the Hutt!!

7/11/2016 06:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sumthin Stank Eddie.

He has funny nostrils.

7/11/2016 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Heard at the desk in 9 that the Lt who cheated on test exam, is furious at the nickname Wee Zee!

7/11/2016 04:25:00 AM

Does she like her name Lie-Tenant Fenner better?

7/11/2016 06:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The "dancing bear"

7/11/2016 06:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

**OFF TOPIC. ATTN: SUBURBAN COPS**

If you attend CHRIST CHURCH OF OAK BROOK, or work the traffic control there every Sunday, just know that REVEREND DAN MEYER made it clear where his sympathies are in this last week's sermon.

It was disgusting, transparent, pandering to all 3 of the black people who go there.

I heard someone else use this phrase: "...the soft bigotry of low expectations."

Champagne liberal extraordinaire.

7/11/2016 06:33:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheatin Ed. So hopefully when the media asks why, it can be explained about his cheatin ways regarding Lt. exams.

7/11/2016 06:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

stripper ed because of his rush to judgement. just like the ignorant and weak minded useful idiots predictable reactionary outbursts.

7/11/2016 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

IncrEdible

7/11/2016 06:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ja'Mal, Sr.

7/11/2016 06:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cellphone Eddy.
You need out of jail, call me on my cell phone.
You need test scores,, call me on mu cell phone.

7/11/2016 06:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed is awesome.

Background 1 month ago the sup went to 11 and called 2 cars from every district to attend a meeting about why he stripped the officer in the (1 downward foot strike to address the assailant attacking a fellow PO and hold back the crowd incident).

The sup talked and it was sad.

A PO with little time started whining about how people get selected to teach at the academy.

The PO went on to say that he formerly taught special ED for CPS, which makes him qualified..side note PPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEEEE

The sup lit up and said :oh, we all special ed:

Everyone lit up.

This is truly the right nickname for a hundred little reasons, but this incident did happen just like that, and there are 50 PO's that could swear on the Koran or Buddas belly that it happened.

7/11/2016 06:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

after reading the hey liberals post i changed my mind. instead of stripper eddie, how about JaMals bitch.

7/11/2016 06:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dewey cheatem & Ed ?

7/11/2016 06:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You forgot Eddie the stripper Johnson.

7/11/2016 07:00:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

AppeasEd.

7/11/2016 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed

7/11/2016 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BLed

7/11/2016 07:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was standing next to him at the urinal at headquarters. I'll definately refer to him as Stubby.

7/11/2016 07:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about Mister Ed, like the horse?

7/11/2016 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Butter or Tubby works for me.

7/11/2016 07:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boss Hog -Hands down

7/11/2016 07:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Eddie the Phaker" after his mentor Father Phaker.

7/11/2016 07:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about, Emmanuel's Jack Ass

7/11/2016 07:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lap Dog Eddie

7/11/2016 07:36:00 AM  
Blogger Hank said...

Name for Ed. "Questions? See Me". 0r "the Answer Man".

7/11/2016 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Treasonous eddie, or eddie the treasonous bastard.

7/11/2016 07:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed for sure......Now he just needs a small yellow school bus to tote him around.......

7/11/2016 07:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fat Head

I like this from the comment section

" Resign. Let Escalante finish choking the life out of this Dept."

7/11/2016 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still like rerun the best

7/11/2016 08:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Austin Power: Fat Basterd.

7/11/2016 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Without a doubt...Special Ed.

7/11/2016 08:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BLM Special Ed
BEDLM

7/11/2016 08:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scuba... because he's in waaay over his head.

7/11/2016 08:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ja'Mal's Boy.

7/11/2016 08:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not so Fast Eddie

7/11/2016 08:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Huh? said...

I like well fed edd

7/11/2016 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

INRAHMSBEDED

7/11/2016 08:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

S.C.C., as always: the comments contain suggestions worthy of consideration for your list.

From the list: "Special Ed," or "Sped" in keeping in line with that marvelous "J-Fled" handle.

From the comments: "E.J." (Emmanuel's Jester; nice one, IFIYGD!); "Flaccid Johnson;" and "Carl Winslow"--how in Hell did Urkel's stumbling, bumbling future father-in-law become a white shirt?!

M.F.

P.S.--Cheaters should not be tolerated, and should be ridiculed publicly at every possible opportunity. Keep "Wee-Zee" for Carl Winslow's Incidental Lieutenant. ;)

7/11/2016 08:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

terry hillard was the ultimate " step and fetch "

but eddie is " uncle tom " he plays both sides to his advantage no matter right or wrong uncle tom be holdin to the masta rham !

7/11/2016 08:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Affirmative Ed.

7/11/2016 08:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Rhames tenth finger" LOL
"Mr Ed" Lol
I say lying Ed.
You know from little Marco, crooked Hillary and Lying Ted.
"Lying Ed"

"I nearby command all units throughout the city will be manned 10-4 for officer's safety."
Pfffft!!!!! Yeah OK. Not even 1/4th of cars on days are 10-4. All smoke and mirrors for news camera.

7/11/2016 08:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed the Answer Man!

7/11/2016 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shed short for shitty ed

7/11/2016 08:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel like special Ed is insulting to those who are actually in need of special education. They are much smarter and more qualified than he for his position!

7/11/2016 08:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the poll!!! I voted Special Ed.

7/11/2016 08:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie the Stripper

jamal's joker

Your list is great but when I saw the above two, Jamal's Joker just stuck and just shows how unpredictable and unqualified he is for the job and couldn't even process in his thick head that even talking to this Hater will not turn out good.

So I pick Jamal's joker

7/11/2016 08:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Test-ed; gold!

7/11/2016 09:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Boo Bear fits him

7/11/2016 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has to be Special Ed

7/11/2016 09:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Stripper.

7/11/2016 09:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir Strip-a-lot

7/11/2016 09:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Munster Johnson. This is gonna get scary.

7/11/2016 09:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cannot be Fast Eddie because that name is permanently bestowed to Fast Eddie Rendall, former mayor of Philadelphia and former governor of the once great state of Pennsylvania.
Special Ed is an excellent choice.

7/11/2016 09:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"NoCredEd" or "NoCred"....both work for me.

7/11/2016 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Brown Clown

7/11/2016 09:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deputy Donut
Brasshole
Sgt. Al Powell (from Diehard)

7/11/2016 09:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought special Ed was in 012

7/11/2016 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cellular Ed

7/11/2016 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about 'H.M.F.I.C.'
NO-not for Head Mother Fucker In Charge
But for He Majorly Fucks Innocent Cops

7/11/2016 09:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bus tosser

7/11/2016 09:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Fat Head Ed


7/11/2016 10:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well fed ed

7/11/2016 10:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about 'Remedial Ed'.

7/11/2016 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Eddie the cheating no morals lame azz corrupt lying twofaced dirt bag should be stripped and fired phony fake girlfriend having cheater.

Besides isn't he a little old to still be dating subordinates? Atleast McCarty married a lady who didn't work with him.

7/11/2016 10:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Mr. Ed? After the talking horse?

7/11/2016 10:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fast Eddie!

7/11/2016 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Hillbilly said...

As a cop and a parent of a child with special needs, it would be in extremely poor taste to use Special Ed. Special Education teachers and students should be praised and not mocked.




Crisco Kid works.

7/11/2016 10:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Special Ed is not appropriate. Many of us officers have children with special needs that should not be mocked.

Crisco Kid or What's Happening Re-run work better.

7/11/2016 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chocolate Blunder

7/11/2016 10:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Dallas police chief , David Brown, is a breath of fresh air. He would never be a mouthpiece for a guy like Emmanuel. He would refuse to give his cell number to a Jagoff POS police hater. The man is awesome. His news conference today was very inspiring.Eddie Johnson should be ashamed of himself.

7/11/2016 10:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

,"StripperEddie" the best I heard

7/11/2016 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dishonest Ed or Cheating Ed

7/11/2016 10:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have watched the Dallas Police Chief with total admiration the last few days.....he is a REAL police chief.....knowledgeable, articulate, and a real honest-to-God leader......too bad 9 1/2 has to be in charge of everything and micromanage the CPD through whoever he appoints as Supt.....what a great dept this could be with a man like that Dallas Chief in charge here!

So, my choice for our Supt nickname is simply MUMBLES........

7/11/2016 10:54:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Benedict Edward

7/11/2016 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Not Special Ed"

7/11/2016 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about not Chief Brown from Dallas? That guy knows what he's doing, and after this calms down, how does Chicago go about hiring him?

7/11/2016 11:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jamaled

7/11/2016 11:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I will write in special Eddie testing.

7/11/2016 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In this presidential election year and the inspiration from Donald J. Trump 2016 (R) with his knack for witty nicknames,
I found LY'IN Ed as most appropriate. I'll abide by SCC and choose from their unrigged ballot rather than write-in.
My vote is Special Ed ...the Short Bus Tour - Mr. Six at the wheel.

As 1030am over 550 votes cast, go place your Vote and see the totals !

• Also, please refrain from using Mr. Ed out of respect for The Famous Talking Horse, played by Bamboo Harvester (1949-1970). Having amused and delighted millions of television viewers for six seasons, Mr Ed was a wise cracking, mischievous scamp whose yakity-yak would never be a wasted with the spewing of Scripted Pandering Babble. In fact, Mr. Ed would never speak unless he had something to say.
"Go right to the source and ask the horse, he'll give you an answer that you'll endorse".
Rest in peace, palomino.

7/11/2016 11:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Hey Eddie, why not get your medical integrity unit to crack down on medical roll abusers like N.M in 12!
Maybe because her sister in law is the deputies secretary and she thinks she deserves a third furlo every year!! Off every summer on our dime!

- just wait, she will later in the year go on reoccurring IOD to collect that extra insurance check. Make that four furlosa year.

7/11/2016 11:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special ed

7/11/2016 11:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


A horse is a horse, of course of course,
And this one will talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...

I am Mister Ed

7/11/2016 11:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Edxempt

7/11/2016 11:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Slow Eddie

7/11/2016 11:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Revolversaurus (ret) said...

Looks like Special Ed is the run away favorite. In the interest of brevity I would like to suggest "SpEd". For your consideration.

7/11/2016 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anybody know if that turd Jamal Green is a felon? It would be interesting if he is seeing as how the Supt is known to associate himself with him. Tsk tsk

7/11/2016 12:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT: Giuliani having the balls to tell the truth and not be PC: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/giuliani-blacks-crime-problem-dallas-police-rap-music-chicago/

7/11/2016 12:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

At first I liked special ed. But not so fast Eddie, star snatcher and rerun are the best

7/11/2016 12:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinhead Ed

7/11/2016 12:31:00 PM  
Blogger Mr.Grumpy said...

I just like Mr. Fix-it.

7/11/2016 12:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me thinks step and fetch it. Rahm's handpicked lackey is way above his head. Right now he's wishing for the days of old sitting at 32nd and Wabash eating pizza.

7/11/2016 12:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ja'mal" sums it up quite nicely!

7/11/2016 12:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ot: Brotherhood for the Fallen has a fundraiser for our Dallas Brothers tonight 430 to 10/fop hall can't get there the please, you can donate www.brotherhoodforthefallen.org
This is a Great organization that stands with officers nation wide. If we all give a few bucks it adds up. Let the neighbors know, I have been asked by a few of my neighbors if they could help us out, this is a good sign that not everyone believes the crap that the media/politicians put out there.
For the old timers: Red Skelton always ended his show with this

Good Night & God Bless

7/11/2016 01:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can someone explain how Dallas, Milwaukee, New York, Miami, Los Angeles, etc..... Are able to promote within and find Chiefs of Police that actually support their departments. Has anyone been watching the Dallas Police Chief ? He is absolutely placing responsibility for his officers assassinations on perceived responsibilities of police vs. what police actually are responsible for. Public hysteria fueled by hysterical mass media is responsible for lunatics to justify their own type of crazy.
I'm sure each of these departments arent happy with all decisions made. At the end of the day, these other Chiefs know what side of the fence they fall on. Chicago, not so much.

7/11/2016 01:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Bernard P Fike said...

There is no "police violence" as portrayed by the press. Police are not "out of control", but sometimes a violent resolution results because of unlawful conduct perpetrated by an offender. There is no "race war" going on as portrayed by the media and fueled by our current government in power. THERE IS a plot by the government to create distrust of the police by controlling the media so the final result will be the the takeover of policing by the Federal Government. You think there are problems in society now wait until this happens

7/11/2016 01:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol i like reverse racoon eyes and fats eddie

7/11/2016 01:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ReRun,,,,,.,.AWESOME,,,,!!!!

7/11/2016 01:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw, not Special Ed (seems mean-spirited to special-needs kids, who don't deserve to be compared to this guy). Definitely not Mister Ed, which would insult a perfectly nice horse.

I like the suggestion of ReRun that I've seen in some comments. Or Sludgy. And WeeZee for his mistress is priceless!

7/11/2016 01:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "Jamal's better half"

7/11/2016 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have never met anyone who has cheated on exams or given a phony merit promotion or had political clout to ever say anything other then " I deserved it", " I worked hard for it".

7/11/2016 01:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

not my boss, but i think keep it simple. Judas.

7/11/2016 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boot Lickers Matter

syc·o·phant
ˈsikəˌfant,ˈsikəfənt/
noun

a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.

synonyms: yes-man, bootlicker, brown-noser, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, spaniel, doormat, stooge, cringer, suck, suck-up

"I thought you wanted a competent assistant, not a nodding sycophant"

7/11/2016 02:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1415 hours, Judge CHIAMPAS gives Ja'mal GREEN, Mister Ed's golden boy, $350K bond AND electronic monitoring

Way to go, judge

7/11/2016 02:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seiser runs it.... STILL!

7/11/2016 02:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie "can't get right" Johnson

7/11/2016 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Eddie DeeDeeDee Johnson

7/11/2016 02:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Officer Mike smith has a go fund me page Dallas PD, please help if u can

https://www.gofundme.com/mikesmithdpd

7/11/2016 02:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed

7/11/2016 02:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

strings,as in puppet

7/11/2016 03:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Louise Jefferson (née Mills) was a supporting character, portrayed by Emmy Award-winning actress Isabel Sanford, who appeared first on the television series All in the Family. She later became one of the main characters in its spinoff series, The Jeffersons. Her role lasted from 1971 to 1985, from her debut on All in the Family through the final episode of The Jeffersons. She was often referred to as "Weezie" by her on-screen husband, George Jefferson, and sometimes as "Mrs. J." by her neighbor Archie Bunker. She was first introduced on All in the Family as a neighbor of Archie and Edith Bunker. Sanford appeared in 252 out of the 253 episodes

7/11/2016 03:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

JackED the Stripper.

7/11/2016 03:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad that we don't have a sup. Like the sup. of Dallas. Lord help us now please

7/11/2016 03:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
I was standing next to him at the urinal at headquarters. I'll definately refer to him as Stubby.

7/11/2016 07:21:00 AM
But did he have a nice watch?

7/11/2016 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Now you can call me Ray and you'se can call me Jay, but you doesn't have to call me Mr. Johnson."

Personally, thus far I vote for "Dupe Supe"

7/11/2016 03:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DICK HEAD ED !!!

7/11/2016 03:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Jamal Johnson

7/11/2016 03:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

gEd

7/11/2016 03:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Special Ed

7/11/2016 03:55:00 PM  
Blogger The Song Remains The Same said...

Let's see if fat Ed comes up with the 35g to bond out his bff

7/11/2016 03:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mt greenwoods man of the year

7/11/2016 04:13:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does anybody know if that turd Jamal Green is a felon? It would be interesting if he is seeing as how the Supt is known to associate himself with him. Tsk tsk

7/11/2016 12:08:00 PM

He's currently facing felony charges.
Hopefully they stick

7/11/2016 04:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Everyone calls that Lt. Cheater in 9 Wee Zee !! She walked into 3rd watch roll call and all the coppers yelled out Oh Great Wee Zees here, she stormed out of the room

7/11/2016 04:37:00 AM

I love the name "wee zee" I just wish I could put the nick name to the face. I've never seen Eddie's girl before. In fact I've never heard of either of them until he made Supt and then the test scandle. I've only seen the Supt on TV and hope to keep it that way after learning his connection to that 20 year old scum that supports death to the police and fights them. Makes me ill! It's like a terrible nightmare. Feel kinda helpless knowing this. Very hard to do the job under this leadership and atmosphere.

7/11/2016 04:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed "what happened to my" Johnson.
Ed "Jamal's" Johnson.
Ed "deep throats Rams" Johnson.

7/11/2016 04:24:00 PM  

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