SCC Poll
People have been asking for a nickname for the supernintendo. Usually, one presents itself, either by word or by deed, and we run with it. J-Fed morphed into J-Fled following the brazen cowardice fleeing the scene of a shooting. McCarthy earned a few sobriquets - McJerseyShore, Streetlight Assassin, McCompStat, etc. Escalante was blessed with Mr. Six and De-Escalante. There have been others.
We've come up with a short list, gleaned from comments and conversations. Vote in the comment section.
We've come up with a short list, gleaned from comments and conversations. Vote in the comment section.
We're sure there will be more - these might inspire some other good ones, especially as the cheating scandal continues to simmer, the shooting rate climbs and murders spike in July and August.
Labels: sarcasm AND silliness
posted by SCC at 12:05 AM
273 Comments:
How about ......Lefty or Fast Eddie
Gotta go with "Sped."
The Pillbury Plowboy kind of sums him up for me.
Lefty
Rahmed up.....
Eddie Flacid Johnson
The dupe supe
The Ed Head?
The Cat in The
Big-Ass Hat?
Eddie Amin-Dada?
No-Cred Ed (...or just "NoCred" for short) ...because he has ZERO credibility.
Special Ed
Fast Eddie
Fast to strip cops, fast to take calls from his buddy Jamal
"Short-bus"
'nuf said
Edible Johnson
Uncle Ed, Big Johnson, Fast Eddie, Rev. Edward, Ed Sharpson, Jessie Johnson, Jamal Johnson. In B-Ed with Rahm Johnson. Put in charge because I'm black and even after affirmative active and I still had to cheat Edward Johnson, Chicago Police Superintendent. Ten hut? How about Mister Ed, in lew of the poor horse being bottled by the domestic terrorists he supports. He is pretty much a horse's ass. Mister Ed wins by a land slide....even if you post this comment, you can have it scc!
Puppet
Baby Huey
Mister Ed and Deescalante and Obama.... Anarchy is constitutional! / or TREASON! as I put it.
Mister Ed (after the talking horse)
Shake Box Eddie/Shaky Eddie
Eddie Amin Dada
Rahm's Asshole
Eddie Da Ho
Ja-mal's Butt Buddy
Stripper E
Reverse Raccoon Eyes
Eddie the "I forgot what the fuck it means to have my coppers backs" Johnson
Rahms tenth finger
ACLU's double bitch
Obama's triple bitch
Lost balls Johansen
Or just plain
TRAITOR
Fuck you Supe, you had me goin there for a few, thinkin that since you were CPD from the start things might get better, but you fucked yourself. It's over, blu flu, zero trust. You can't play both sides asshole. You had your chance to grow big brass balls and tell these rev's, aldermen, criminals, etc., to get fucked. You fucked up soooooo bad. You and your girlfriend. Resign. Let Escalante finish choking the life out of this Dept. It's so over. Sad. Just sad.
Ooooh! I liked Special Ed, but I think the real nickname should be something like: "Less than Zero Ed", but that's not accurate enough. It's obvious Eddie isn't lasting a year on this job, therefore I proclaim him: "Less Than a Year Ed".
White shirts on the take....koolaid on tap.....only trust the ones that own ducks that quack.
#SpecialEd has a nice ring to it
Ed the Stripper? Sir Strips-A-Lot? Black Bizarro Seiser? Black Lives Matter Mole? Spoony Love? Big Hurt? The Callback Delivery Man? The Star Snatcher? Lando Johnson? The Overprotective Orca?
Fuck!!! I can't think of any good ones! Okay, I'm gonna go back to the bar and try again later....
Id say Fats Eddie istead of Fast Eddie
After reading another post, Ive got a new name for Fats Eddie ( that was mine too)
Hows about Jamal's bitch?
Special Ed!!!
How about "Eddie the Stripper" or just "Stripper" because he has your best interest at heart when he strips you for your own good.
Ummm, the first one really does a disservice to special ed kids everywhere.
Special Ed got my vote.
ed(die) the:
boob, Judas, turncoat, quisling, buffoon, puppet, mope, "Slow Eddie". Mr. Zero,
Editor in Cheat
'Slow Eddie' or 'Not So Steady Eddie'
I do like Special Ed!
Special Ed
Since he caters to the #blm crowd, how about "jamal's joker", "Barney blm Fife", or just "Emperor Eddie" (from the classic film Emperor Jones)?
If you like blm Barney, remember when Barney would deputize Otis, the town drunk? That could be Mr. Six's alternate tag.
Retired .38spl +P
Wick Dippin answerman
Special Ed
Special Ed. since I'm sure that's how he got through school.
Special ed
Other/ Looky here now Eddy
Eddie T. Johnson's nickname?
My vote is for EDDIE T. RIBBS, after not-so-famous African-American Indy Car/NASCAR driver turned professional sport shooter Willy T. Ribbs, who was once backed by boxing promoter Don King. (I aint makin' that shit up)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy_T._Ribbs
Not-so-fast Eddie.
Fat albert,
Pillsbury fat ass,
fat cosby but less rapey,
cowar-ed,
E.D.,
Eddie spaghetti
Carl winslow
I prefer the nickname- Fast Eddie, cause his fast to throw coppers under the bus and side with asshole felons
E.J.
Emanuel's Jester
Emanuel's Jagoff
The Crisco Kid
How about " Ja'mal's Ed" since Ja'mal Green runs him. Otherwise I vote for Well fed Ed.
EJ = Emanuel's Joke
FAST EJ Haskill
Pillsbury
You forgot ReRun on What's Happening, TV show, and Idi Amin Big Daddy for life!! And Wee Zee his Lt Cheating girlfriend
Heard at the desk in 9 that the Lt who cheated on test exam, is furious at the nickname Wee Zee!
Eddie the marionette Johnson. Don't expect a smooth performance as the puppet master is digitally challenged!
Didn't Idi Amin flee Entebee, and hide out in some middle eastern country, because he was so hated!!
Everyone calls that Lt. Cheater in 9 Wee Zee !! She walked into 3rd watch roll call and all the coppers yelled out Oh Great Wee Zees here, she stormed out of the room
Special ed. He can barely read.
Eddie Amin.
Here it is SCC: Ed "The round mound of Chi-town"Johnson! Personally I prefer Ed "Can't get right" Johnson a character from the movie "Life" starring Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence.
special ed
I looked at his picture and all I could come up with was Eddie Dumpling Johnson. I have to ponder this further.
How a bout the Studyguide or Sir Cheats-a-lot or Eddie Answers. Yellow Ed or Mr. Brown-stain? "Cause we been dancin' with Mr. Brownstone. He's been knocking he won't leave me alone!"
Eddie Green.
EdiTOR!
Idi Amin, Big Daddy, Please-Please the strong man from Uganda was referred to as "DaDa." He loved the grilled hip of big fat ladies out there. He had more medal then Dour "Eddie DaDa.
DaDa was with the Cisco kid Mr. Six at Gene' and Georgetie Saturday in River north. DaDa had a fucking 70 ounce piece of prime rib that could of feed 10 normal people. DaDa' sidekick, Cusco had two shrimps from a shrimp cocktail Mr Six has got a gag and went to men' room to purge, he returned and ate the other shrimp, or half of it seeing DaDa took a bite when Cicsco was in men' room.
Cisco really thinks that he is overweight like DaDa.
Also present was Lt, Ex Exam and Cisco' woman, that look she was from a major talk show, like Morrie' show in Mexico city.
Heard DaDa got a knew oversized toilet in his office. Even Fat Phil made ot work when he was supt.
Does anyone know DaDa' weight? The river view guy from old would never guess it.
Ed "play daddy" Johnson, Ed "Big Boi" Johnson, Ed " the lover" Johnson,Ed " the superduper" Johnson, Ed "can't we all just get along" Johnson,Ed" a kick in the head" Johnson,Ed "Panda" Johnson,Ed " suspend you" Johnson, Ed" Old country buffet" Johnson, Ed " I'm your Huckleberry"Johnson...
In Bed Ed ?
I like the not so fast Ed though.
sick sick sick Ed (SS Eddy)?
Sick and tired Ed ?
I got your 6 or something Ed ?
Ja'mals bitch or JB for short
"Dead Head Ed" gets my vote
Heard at the desk in 9 that the Lt who cheated on test exam, is furious at the nickname Wee Zee!
7/11/2016 04:25:00 AM
Then our job there is done.
How about Stripperintendent or "The Fisherman" for fishing off the company pier) or Ed?
Waddles, eddie the waddler
Eddie "Jamal's Bitch" Johnson
Jamal's balls johnson
Where's the buffet?
Eddie Fife
Dough Boy
I still like the stripper
Jellyfish Johnson
Doctor Sped Ed
N.O.B.L.E. Ed
Eddie the Hutt!!
Sumthin Stank Eddie.
He has funny nostrils.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Heard at the desk in 9 that the Lt who cheated on test exam, is furious at the nickname Wee Zee!
7/11/2016 04:25:00 AM
Does she like her name Lie-Tenant Fenner better?
The "dancing bear"
**OFF TOPIC. ATTN: SUBURBAN COPS**
If you attend CHRIST CHURCH OF OAK BROOK, or work the traffic control there every Sunday, just know that REVEREND DAN MEYER made it clear where his sympathies are in this last week's sermon.
It was disgusting, transparent, pandering to all 3 of the black people who go there.
I heard someone else use this phrase: "...the soft bigotry of low expectations."
Champagne liberal extraordinaire.
Cheatin Ed. So hopefully when the media asks why, it can be explained about his cheatin ways regarding Lt. exams.
stripper ed because of his rush to judgement. just like the ignorant and weak minded useful idiots predictable reactionary outbursts.
IncrEdible
Ja'Mal, Sr.
Cellphone Eddy.
You need out of jail, call me on my cell phone.
You need test scores,, call me on mu cell phone.
Special Ed is awesome.
Background 1 month ago the sup went to 11 and called 2 cars from every district to attend a meeting about why he stripped the officer in the (1 downward foot strike to address the assailant attacking a fellow PO and hold back the crowd incident).
The sup talked and it was sad.
A PO with little time started whining about how people get selected to teach at the academy.
The PO went on to say that he formerly taught special ED for CPS, which makes him qualified..side note PPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEEEE
The sup lit up and said :oh, we all special ed:
Everyone lit up.
This is truly the right nickname for a hundred little reasons, but this incident did happen just like that, and there are 50 PO's that could swear on the Koran or Buddas belly that it happened.
after reading the hey liberals post i changed my mind. instead of stripper eddie, how about JaMals bitch.
Dewey cheatem & Ed ?
You forgot Eddie the stripper Johnson.
AppeasEd.
Special Ed
BLed
I was standing next to him at the urinal at headquarters. I'll definately refer to him as Stubby.
how about Mister Ed, like the horse?
Butter or Tubby works for me.
Boss Hog -Hands down
"Eddie the Phaker" after his mentor Father Phaker.
How about, Emmanuel's Jack Ass
Lap Dog Eddie
Name for Ed. "Questions? See Me". 0r "the Answer Man".
Treasonous eddie, or eddie the treasonous bastard.
Special Ed for sure......Now he just needs a small yellow school bus to tote him around.......
Fat Head
I like this from the comment section
" Resign. Let Escalante finish choking the life out of this Dept."
I still like rerun the best
Austin Power: Fat Basterd.
Without a doubt...Special Ed.
BLM Special Ed
BEDLM
Scuba... because he's in waaay over his head.
Ja'Mal's Boy.
Not so Fast Eddie
I like well fed edd
INRAHMSBEDED
S.C.C., as always: the comments contain suggestions worthy of consideration for your list.
From the list: "Special Ed," or "Sped" in keeping in line with that marvelous "J-Fled" handle.
From the comments: "E.J." (Emmanuel's Jester; nice one, IFIYGD!); "Flaccid Johnson;" and "Carl Winslow"--how in Hell did Urkel's stumbling, bumbling future father-in-law become a white shirt?!
M.F.
P.S.--Cheaters should not be tolerated, and should be ridiculed publicly at every possible opportunity. Keep "Wee-Zee" for Carl Winslow's Incidental Lieutenant. ;)
terry hillard was the ultimate " step and fetch "
but eddie is " uncle tom " he plays both sides to his advantage no matter right or wrong uncle tom be holdin to the masta rham !
Affirmative Ed.
"Rhames tenth finger" LOL
"Mr Ed" Lol
I say lying Ed.
You know from little Marco, crooked Hillary and Lying Ted.
"Lying Ed"
"I nearby command all units throughout the city will be manned 10-4 for officer's safety."
Pfffft!!!!! Yeah OK. Not even 1/4th of cars on days are 10-4. All smoke and mirrors for news camera.
Ed the Answer Man!
Shed short for shitty ed
I feel like special Ed is insulting to those who are actually in need of special education. They are much smarter and more qualified than he for his position!
Love the poll!!! I voted Special Ed.
Eddie the Stripper
jamal's joker
Your list is great but when I saw the above two, Jamal's Joker just stuck and just shows how unpredictable and unqualified he is for the job and couldn't even process in his thick head that even talking to this Hater will not turn out good.
So I pick Jamal's joker
Test-ed; gold!
I think Boo Bear fits him
Has to be Special Ed
The Stripper.
Sir Strip-a-lot
Eddie Munster Johnson. This is gonna get scary.
Cannot be Fast Eddie because that name is permanently bestowed to Fast Eddie Rendall, former mayor of Philadelphia and former governor of the once great state of Pennsylvania.
Special Ed is an excellent choice.
"NoCredEd" or "NoCred"....both work for me.
The Brown Clown
Deputy Donut
Brasshole
Sgt. Al Powell (from Diehard)
I thought special Ed was in 012
Cellular Ed
How about 'H.M.F.I.C.'
NO-not for Head Mother Fucker In Charge
But for He Majorly Fucks Innocent Cops
Bus tosser
Fat Head Ed
Well fed ed
How about 'Remedial Ed'.
How about Eddie the cheating no morals lame azz corrupt lying twofaced dirt bag should be stripped and fired phony fake girlfriend having cheater.
Besides isn't he a little old to still be dating subordinates? Atleast McCarty married a lady who didn't work with him.
How about Mr. Ed? After the talking horse?
Fast Eddie!
As a cop and a parent of a child with special needs, it would be in extremely poor taste to use Special Ed. Special Education teachers and students should be praised and not mocked.
Crisco Kid works.
Special Ed is not appropriate. Many of us officers have children with special needs that should not be mocked.
Crisco Kid or What's Happening Re-run work better.
Chocolate Blunder
The Dallas police chief , David Brown, is a breath of fresh air. He would never be a mouthpiece for a guy like Emmanuel. He would refuse to give his cell number to a Jagoff POS police hater. The man is awesome. His news conference today was very inspiring.Eddie Johnson should be ashamed of himself.
,"StripperEddie" the best I heard
Dishonest Ed or Cheating Ed
I have watched the Dallas Police Chief with total admiration the last few days.....he is a REAL police chief.....knowledgeable, articulate, and a real honest-to-God leader......too bad 9 1/2 has to be in charge of everything and micromanage the CPD through whoever he appoints as Supt.....what a great dept this could be with a man like that Dallas Chief in charge here!
So, my choice for our Supt nickname is simply MUMBLES........
Benedict Edward
"Not Special Ed"
How about not Chief Brown from Dallas? That guy knows what he's doing, and after this calms down, how does Chicago go about hiring him?
Jamaled
I think I will write in special Eddie testing.
In this presidential election year and the inspiration from Donald J. Trump 2016 (R) with his knack for witty nicknames,
I found LY'IN Ed as most appropriate. I'll abide by SCC and choose from their unrigged ballot rather than write-in.
My vote is Special Ed ...the Short Bus Tour - Mr. Six at the wheel.
As 1030am over 550 votes cast, go place your Vote and see the totals !
• Also, please refrain from using Mr. Ed out of respect for The Famous Talking Horse, played by Bamboo Harvester (1949-1970). Having amused and delighted millions of television viewers for six seasons, Mr Ed was a wise cracking, mischievous scamp whose yakity-yak would never be a wasted with the spewing of Scripted Pandering Babble. In fact, Mr. Ed would never speak unless he had something to say.
"Go right to the source and ask the horse, he'll give you an answer that you'll endorse".
Rest in peace, palomino.
Anonymous said...
Hey Eddie, why not get your medical integrity unit to crack down on medical roll abusers like N.M in 12!
Maybe because her sister in law is the deputies secretary and she thinks she deserves a third furlo every year!! Off every summer on our dime!
- just wait, she will later in the year go on reoccurring IOD to collect that extra insurance check. Make that four furlosa year.
Special ed
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
And this one will talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...
I am Mister Ed
Edxempt
Slow Eddie
Looks like Special Ed is the run away favorite. In the interest of brevity I would like to suggest "SpEd". For your consideration.
Does anybody know if that turd Jamal Green is a felon? It would be interesting if he is seeing as how the Supt is known to associate himself with him. Tsk tsk
OT: Giuliani having the balls to tell the truth and not be PC: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/giuliani-blacks-crime-problem-dallas-police-rap-music-chicago/
At first I liked special ed. But not so fast Eddie, star snatcher and rerun are the best
Pinhead Ed
I just like Mr. Fix-it.
Me thinks step and fetch it. Rahm's handpicked lackey is way above his head. Right now he's wishing for the days of old sitting at 32nd and Wabash eating pizza.
"Ja'mal" sums it up quite nicely!
ot: Brotherhood for the Fallen has a fundraiser for our Dallas Brothers tonight 430 to 10/fop hall can't get there the please, you can donate www.brotherhoodforthefallen.org
This is a Great organization that stands with officers nation wide. If we all give a few bucks it adds up. Let the neighbors know, I have been asked by a few of my neighbors if they could help us out, this is a good sign that not everyone believes the crap that the media/politicians put out there.
For the old timers: Red Skelton always ended his show with this
Good Night & God Bless
Can someone explain how Dallas, Milwaukee, New York, Miami, Los Angeles, etc..... Are able to promote within and find Chiefs of Police that actually support their departments. Has anyone been watching the Dallas Police Chief ? He is absolutely placing responsibility for his officers assassinations on perceived responsibilities of police vs. what police actually are responsible for. Public hysteria fueled by hysterical mass media is responsible for lunatics to justify their own type of crazy.
I'm sure each of these departments arent happy with all decisions made. At the end of the day, these other Chiefs know what side of the fence they fall on. Chicago, not so much.
There is no "police violence" as portrayed by the press. Police are not "out of control", but sometimes a violent resolution results because of unlawful conduct perpetrated by an offender. There is no "race war" going on as portrayed by the media and fueled by our current government in power. THERE IS a plot by the government to create distrust of the police by controlling the media so the final result will be the the takeover of policing by the Federal Government. You think there are problems in society now wait until this happens
Lol i like reverse racoon eyes and fats eddie
ReRun,,,,,.,.AWESOME,,,,!!!!
Aw, not Special Ed (seems mean-spirited to special-needs kids, who don't deserve to be compared to this guy). Definitely not Mister Ed, which would insult a perfectly nice horse.
I like the suggestion of ReRun that I've seen in some comments. Or Sludgy. And WeeZee for his mistress is priceless!
How about "Jamal's better half"
I have never met anyone who has cheated on exams or given a phony merit promotion or had political clout to ever say anything other then " I deserved it", " I worked hard for it".
not my boss, but i think keep it simple. Judas.
Boot Lickers Matter
syc·o·phant
ˈsikəˌfant,ˈsikəfənt/
noun
a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage.
synonyms: yes-man, bootlicker, brown-noser, toady, lickspittle, flatterer, flunky, lackey, spaniel, doormat, stooge, cringer, suck, suck-up
"I thought you wanted a competent assistant, not a nodding sycophant"
1415 hours, Judge CHIAMPAS gives Ja'mal GREEN, Mister Ed's golden boy, $350K bond AND electronic monitoring
Way to go, judge
Seiser runs it.... STILL!
Eddie "can't get right" Johnson
How about Eddie DeeDeeDee Johnson
Officer Mike smith has a go fund me page Dallas PD, please help if u can
https://www.gofundme.com/mikesmithdpd
Special Ed
strings,as in puppet
Louise Jefferson (née Mills) was a supporting character, portrayed by Emmy Award-winning actress Isabel Sanford, who appeared first on the television series All in the Family. She later became one of the main characters in its spinoff series, The Jeffersons. Her role lasted from 1971 to 1985, from her debut on All in the Family through the final episode of The Jeffersons. She was often referred to as "Weezie" by her on-screen husband, George Jefferson, and sometimes as "Mrs. J." by her neighbor Archie Bunker. She was first introduced on All in the Family as a neighbor of Archie and Edith Bunker. Sanford appeared in 252 out of the 253 episodes
JackED the Stripper.
Too bad that we don't have a sup. Like the sup. of Dallas. Lord help us now please
Anonymous Anonymous said...
I was standing next to him at the urinal at headquarters. I'll definately refer to him as Stubby.
7/11/2016 07:21:00 AM
But did he have a nice watch?
"Now you can call me Ray and you'se can call me Jay, but you doesn't have to call me Mr. Johnson."
Personally, thus far I vote for "Dupe Supe"
DICK HEAD ED !!!
Eddie Jamal Johnson
gEd
Special Ed
Let's see if fat Ed comes up with the 35g to bond out his bff
mt greenwoods man of the year
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Does anybody know if that turd Jamal Green is a felon? It would be interesting if he is seeing as how the Supt is known to associate himself with him. Tsk tsk
7/11/2016 12:08:00 PM
He's currently facing felony charges.
Hopefully they stick
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Everyone calls that Lt. Cheater in 9 Wee Zee !! She walked into 3rd watch roll call and all the coppers yelled out Oh Great Wee Zees here, she stormed out of the room
7/11/2016 04:37:00 AM
I love the name "wee zee" I just wish I could put the nick name to the face. I've never seen Eddie's girl before. In fact I've never heard of either of them until he made Supt and then the test scandle. I've only seen the Supt on TV and hope to keep it that way after learning his connection to that 20 year old scum that supports death to the police and fights them. Makes me ill! It's like a terrible nightmare. Feel kinda helpless knowing this. Very hard to do the job under this leadership and atmosphere.
Post a Comment
<< Home