Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:04 AM
What is 'Pride 200'?
Send CIT to talk to pigeon.
I have a good recipe for squab.......also pan fried squirrel......oven roasted cat... ..if it walks, swims or flies you can kill it, cook it and eat it.
He was disoriented because someone dropped some GHB in his drink. What....the.....fuck.
Hopefully the PLM movement doesn't go help destroy Milwaukee tonight.
You think pigeons are suicidal, just wait until you run into a wild turkey.They will suddenly reverse couse, just so they can take out your grille.
#Allivesmatter, even a pigeon. Rather than a pigeon, it might be the white dove of peace lying there in the street.
Oh god..i hope i never reach that point in my life where I call 911 over a pigeon who may or may not be committing suicide. Someone has way too much time on their hands.
If you still had shotguns?
Call for back up, close down the intersection in all directions, and wait for Animal Control to negotiate with the pigeon.Pigeon Lives Matter!Last thing Rahm wants is those crazy vegans from PETA on his ass.
Better than blatant lies and bullshit domestics in the ghetto.
"Driving "buy" it? Come on!
The sad part is the call was actually dispatched. I thought the city was stopping crap like that. What a waste of resources.
Another citizen that cannot fend for himself/herself, let alone an injured animal, expects the police to do something. I didn't know animals were capable of knowingly committing suicide.
Gee, the people in that area are supposedly the smart ones in the city. High incomes, advanced educations. I guess stupid just can't be educated out of a dumb ass.
Addison and Halsted??That was a gerbil in a pigeon costume.
And I can't really blame them for dispatching this bullshit. They're in a fucked up situation like us. If something goes wrong, even with shit like this, then they'll turn around and put it back on them. Better just to dispatch police to bullshit calls then utilize common sense
Ummm. Have you all SEEN some of the call takers OEMC has? If you did this wouldn't surprise you that they put that ticket through.
Did the responding unit ISR The offending pidgion??How would this be accounted for under Your stellar compcrap program??
Crazy. Any dispatcher that doesn't know the difference between "buy" and "by" deserves to be called out.
019 was in a rap all night! 5 cars down
No signs of "fowl" play?
i don't blame the dude
Post how long the officer stood down on the assist the pigeon call!
The important point at that the corner is: What was the Gender or Gender Choice of that bird! And of course,was the pigeon, Black, Brown, "Mixed" or Rainbow? Baby"G"
I can't get a car to ticket the assholes at village discount on roscoe for blocking the alley every day but the PLM gets a response !!! I will add on the next call that I saw a suspicious rat and an entire GANG of pigeons loitering in the ally. That should work.
Hopefully they sent a pigeon crisis trained officer to assess and evaluate.
If you would have told me this story without the screen shot, I never would have believed it. Not funny one bit, just pathetic. I hope the assigned copper immediately coded it, not waiting for a supervisor to do it. How low can we go?
It's Rahns carrier pigeon tired of secretly carrying his BS messages to/from Daley, Obama, Clinton. The damn thing really did want to commit suicide.
OT: a great op ed about police; http://www.azcentral.com/story/opinion/op-ed/2016/08/12/police-officers-positive-work-crane/88410664/
We get dead bird calls and other craziness animal calls in suburbs too. Drive by. Yep. It's there. Close out is Dispatcher to notify someone else.....
The sad part is the call was actually dispatched. I thought the city was stopping crap like that. What a waste of resources.The real sad part is that a car probably responded instead of just coding it out 19-D. Or the supervisor should have coded the job and told OEMC to disregard.
If you still had shotguns? 8/14/2016 12:36:00 AMShotgun, how about an old 5 iron I picked up in the alley? Maybe that would shock that idiot back to planer earth.
i think a seen that pigeon holding up a sign asking for money
Looks like the PLM has mobilzed. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1608320/motorcyclist-came-off-his-bike-after-being-hit-by-pigeon/
You can tell that your city has finally hit rock-bottom when even the Pigeons are Committing Suicide.
+++ 8/14/2016 01:36:00 AM: "Addison and Halsted?? .... That was a gerbil in a pigeon costume." +++Rotflmao!!! Now THAT's funny!
Maybe the pigeon was just acting stupid. Thank your lucky stars it wasn't a Black Lies Matter idiot in the intersection. With BLM activists, they're not acting.
You should listen to the Skokie scanner if you want some chuckles- all kinds of BS there.
Fowl Lives Matter
Just another example how the city refuses to draw the line with these ridiculous calls for service it's just easier to send the police instead of actually telling someone no this is not police related. And I bet no Sgt had the balls to get on the air and give it a 19p/19s
Im just one fucked up thing away from just driving in and putting my papers in.This might have done it.
Pigeon?Back when there were a lot rurals living in that area that would have been called "City squab" and ended up in a stew pot.
Must be a slow district to let a call like that go thru OEMC. It was later learned that the tourist pigeon was beaten, robbed and left without its CTA Under the L pass. Offenders were described as a large group of grackles that flew off south. No one in custody and Area North is investigating. This just in : Stand-by, help is on the way - 019 CAPS will be posting and handing out flyers when they come back in Monday after 1000.
Buy, by, or bye? Just saying.#contextmaters
Welcome to Chicago home of the "Liberal stupid"
Addison and Halsted??That was a gerbil in a pigeon costume.8/14/2016 01:36:00 AMYou made my beer come out my nose!
Addison and Halsted??That was a gerbil in a pigeon costume.8/14/2016 01:36:00 AMZing
that point in my life where I call 911 over a pigeon who may or may not be committing suicide. Someone has way too much time on their hands.Time on their hands? It's more like being nuts. It goes to show you how many crazy ass people we have living among us.
It was a protesting pigeon doing a "die-in".
These are the kinda jobs I like.
Hey, it's tough being a pigeon these days. 😜
My question is...how many cars held themselves down on that job...and for how long before it was coded
Probably a St. Louis Cardinal fan in disguise.
Could you imagine if a squad car came by while this idiot was out there and ran over the bird? We're lost.
it might be the white dove of peace lying there in the street.8/14/2016 12:27:00 AMThat's a micro aggression, I need a safe space.
Maybe that pigeon's doing heat checks? Shit he's probably serving blows off the corner too! Can't a pimp earn a sawbuck or two office damn!
This is the kind of tree hugging pot smoking nonsense that 019 has to deal with. The liberals have taken over, the mayor and MR. OBAMA have encouraged and antagonized these domestic terrorist groups. This is a major reason for the increase in crimes and violence and yet when blacks kill blacks the BLM and father faker are silent. Look at the shit that's happening in Milwaukee Wisconsin when the SUPER PREDATORS (as described by HIllary Clinton) take vigilanty justice. If you are over 50 and have at least 20 years on the job, get out while you can. Take advantage of the tuition reimbursement, get your degree and get another job. This job isn't what it used to be and there are no more free rides if you aren't connected.
Thank you for that! I haven't laughed that hard since I retired from Rogers Park and all their crazy calls
Why did the pigeon cross the road?
Maybe it's on of those daredevil pigeons, living on the edge.
& I'll just leave this here. Milwaukee, 13 August. White women ripped from their cars and viciously beaten by rioters for being a different skin color. https://mobile.twitter.com/CrashnDaPlane/status/764751001932828673/video/1
Oh yes.44th Ward...Pride of 019.
Call Bonco, it's a pigeon drop?
Maybe it's a stool pigeon, has info about a murder in 011.
It probably was trying to commit suicide after opening up his property tax bill and seeing the increase.
do we have a feline unit
View this way: A simple way to build trust and good community relations...Why not respond? What could it hurt? I don't see anything but positives. Somebody thought enough of the police to see them as "good guys" and protectors---helpful. Why not live up to that? A community care taking function.
Ummm. That was sent by the desk, have you seen some of the desk crew? Doesn't surprise me that they sent this over for dispatch. They only hide...er, I mean assign, the best and brightest on the inside.
He'll if I lived in Chicago they would 'be talking me off a roof every day
This dispatch does not even crack the top ten list of strange things that happened that day around Halsted and Addison.
Oh yeah, and I think he had a gun!
No doubt an idiot self hating liberal called this one in
Do we have C.I.T. trained units in the vicinity? he's either gonna end it all or fly the coop.
I think the problem at OEMC is that no one wants to take a draw on a dispatch. You can not go wrong to dispatch anything even nonsense, if you make a decision and it goes south no one will back you up. Remember just work the rule no more, no less.
They could have sent one of the four officers sitting at the desk that were playing games on the computer and watching youtube videos
Animals don't commit suicide. He could be injured, or not. They do get too close to cars sometimes. That should go to animal care and control.
Anonymous Anonymous said...Crazy. Any dispatcher that doesn't know the difference between "buy" and "by" deserves to be called out.8/14/2016 05:38:00 AMThat info comes from the call takers and most of them are not real strong on grammar. Lots of them were church friends of Cortez Trotter and he loaded OEMC up with them.
The pigeon was a Stooley! That simple Ma'am. Dem other Birds found out and whacked him for using that beak too much. This will make Nat'l news cuz this was clearly a gangland murder.
Wings up I am going to shit
pigeon lives matter!!!
A supervisor should have coded that a 19 nonsense
The real sad part is that a car probably responded instead of just coding it out 19-D. Or the supervisor should have coded the job and told OEMC to disregard.8/14/2016 09:03:00 AMOf course the car responded. Radio silence by a supervisor indicates approval of the job, so I'd go, why not? I can kill 20 minutes on BS like that. Now, the supervisor should have coded it out himself, but we know that didn't happen.
Did they call in the PIT? ( Pidgeon Intervention Team )
Anonymous said...Just another example how the city refuses to draw the line with these ridiculous calls for service it's just easier to send the police instead of actually telling someone no this is not police related. And I bet no Sgt had the balls to get on the air and give it a 19p/19s8/14/2016 09:52:00 AMWhy does a Sgt need balls to code your job for you? If a job doesn't require police service, the assigned car should code it accordingly. All you little bitches who need mommy or daddy Sgt to code your jobs for you need to grow a pair yourselves. Oh, but you want to stay down on the bullshit pigeon job to avoid doing any real work. You would get all pissy if the Sgt coded your pigeon job before you got a chance to stay down on it for 45 minutes. Grow up and do your job instead of relying on someone else to do everything but wipe your ass for you. You just sound like a whiny little bitch when you post this shit. The Sgt isn't your get out of jail free card whenever you get assigned a job you don't want to deal with. Handle it yourself or find a job you're actually cut out for. Maybe mommy and daddy will let you move into their basement so you won't ever have to make decisions. Pussy.
Cant ignor that call. Pigeons family will win ghetto lottery if CPD has failed to address his/ her needs.
Anonymous said...What is 'Pride 200'?8/14/2016 12:17:00 AMlocations used during pride parade
Ban all cars as they are a danger to pigeons. Don't forget pigeons lives matter!!!MS
New Retired... a guilty pleasure. It was always fun driving an old squad car at high speed through a flock of those feathered rats.Until you had to clean one out of the Clarian loud speaker.
I hope the responding officer completed a ISR on the gutter bird.
Anonymous said... New Retired... a guilty pleasure. It was always fun driving an old squad car at high speed through a flock of those feathered rats. Until you had to clean one out of the Clarian loud speaker. 8/15/2016 12:44:00 PM>Snicker!<Ring the courtesy phone if you've ever flatten a fat ghetto rat running acrossthe alley in front of you...>Hard double kick-down and induction snarl from that ol' 350 Chevy<May your retirement be a long and healthy one!One of our late subject matter experts emeriti recalled a funny aboutol' Hutchie Moore cutting rats in half from the draw in back of oldFillmore...>Skitter-Scamper!<POW!Fun... It's where and how you make it...
Why does a Sgt need balls to code your job for you? If a job doesn't require police service, the assigned car should code it accordingly. All you little bitches who need mommy or daddy Sgt to code your jobs for you need to grow a pair yourselves. Oh, but you want to stay down on the bullshit pigeon job to avoid doing any real work. You would get all pissy if the Sgt coded your pigeon job before you got a chance to stay down on it for 45 minutes. Grow up and do your job instead of relying on someone else to do everything but wipe your ass for you. You just sound like a whiny little bitch when you post this shit. The Sgt isn't your get out of jail free card whenever you get assigned a job you don't want to deal with. Handle it yourself or find a job you're actually cut out for. Maybe mommy and daddy will let you move into their basement so you won't ever have to make decisions. Pussy. Above is an example of someone who hasn't gotten the memo. Old School Fool .
What is 'Pride 200'?8/14/2016 12:17:00 AMlocations used during pride parade8/15/2016 02:30:00 AM Thanks.
Above is an example of someone who hasn't gotten the memo. Old School Fool .8/15/2016 06:44:00 PMWhich memo is that? The one where we stay down on bullshit jobs and decrease the number of officers available to help their fellow officers? The one where we keep the backlog going as long as possible to make sure no one is ever available to help a fellow officer in need? The one where we respond to every nonsense call we get instead of coding things that obviously don't require police service? Are those memos only sent out to complete morons? That would explain why I didn't get it. Waiting for a Sgt to code your job when you have the ability and authority to do it yourself is just a cop-out. Endangering your fellow officers by hiding yourself on a bullshit job helps no one. When someone gets hurt or killed, and your sorry ass is down on some low priority nonsense, just so you can keep that backlog going, and your GPS and camera shows that you've been driving aimlessly nowhere near the job you're supposedly down on, we'll all watch as you give your excuses to the family of that officer. "Sorry I couldn't assist your dad, but there was a pigeon in the street that I had to rescue for 45 minutes from 2 miles away." "Too bad your mom died while I was pretending to help a pigeon because my Sgt didn't code it for me." Take your memo and shove it straight up your pathetic ass, you worthless coward. It's not about ISRs and arrests. It's about being there for your fellow officers when they need you. You think it's all a game. You think staying down on nonsense to increase backlogs sends some message that we're shorthanded. You think you're going to make the city hire more police by showing them we don't have enough. Guess what, dumbfuck? They already know and they don't give a shit. Code the nonsense and be available to help when it's needed. Fuck your memos.
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