One Hundred Shot in a Week
We thought the lead content in the air was heavier than normal - we were right:
- Nearly 100 people have been shot in Chicago in less than a week, pushing the number of shooting victims so far this year to more than 2,500 — about 800 more than this time last year, according to data kept by the Tribune.
Between last Friday afternoon and early Thursday, at least 99 people were shot in the city, 24 of them fatally. At least nine people were killed on Monday alone, the deadliest day in Chicago in 13 years, according to Tribune data. Among the wounded that day was a 10-year-old boy shot in the back as he played on his front porch in Lawndale.
The number of shooting victims in Chicago stood at 2,514 Thursday morning. At this time last year, 1,725 people had been shot. The city has not seen this level of gun violence since the 1990s, a trend the Police Department has blamed on lax gun laws and feuding gang factions.
Lax gun laws? Hahahahahahahaha. Oh lord, still with that tired old saw?
How about lax sentencing? Perhaps the ongoing war on police? The complete lack of political support or department support? Perhaps the complete dissolution of the family unit (mom, dad, affordable number of children, dog, job, food, roof, etc.)? Or would that be too introspective?
We wouldn't worry much though - we heard the writers at HeyJackass.com just got back from a Sam's Club shopping trip. They've been stocking up on calculator batteries.