Word coming in from downtown:
- Superintendent "Special Ed" Johnson announced that he has stripped former Deputy Chief Fred Coffey of his star and retirement powers pending the outcome of an investigation into yesterday's shooting.
"I have viewed the reports and found a number of 'disturbing' inconsistencies in the stories of all parties involved. To investigate, I have taken it upon myself to appoint a panel of three high scoring lieutenants from the most recent test. They know how to memorize and repeat what they're told, so they'll go far in sorting out this mess.
Apologies to whomever we stole this idea from in the comment section.
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