Saturday, September 17, 2016

Openings for Everyone!

Explosive Canine Handlers:
  • 050 - 2 openings
  • 701 - 1
Field Training Officers:
  • 001 - 1 opening
  • 002 - 3
  • 003 - 4
  • 016 - 2
  • 017 - 1
  • 018 - 1
  • 020 - 1
  • 022  -2
Lieutenants:
  • 001 - 1 opening
  • 002 - 1
  • 004 - 1
  • 005 - 1
  • 006 - 1
  • 007 - 2
  • 010 - 1
  • 015 - 1
  • 016 - 2
  • 018 - 1
  • 024 - 1
Police Officers:
  • 001 - 6 openings
  • 002 - 4
  • 003 - 3
  • 012 - 6
  • 016 - 6
  • 018 - 6
  • 020 - 4
Not only that, but the Department posted Captain openings:
  • 001, 002, 005, 007, 014, 019
 meaning they'll be making Captains and shuffling the deck again in the upper echelons.

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48 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, DO NOT bid to the 002nd district.

9/17/2016 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And zero Sgt openings.


Hey tintype home front while you can and take advantage of the good openings.

9/17/2016 12:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who the hell would wanna bid to 012 with bubble head running that titanic? Used to be a good place to work until hurricane kulbida came in

9/17/2016 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So tiny dancer told Special ed, we need a news story. So Special ed moves some cops around. Is Weezy or the others getting moved from her "class"?

Nice try Special ed. Once again, you show who leads/drags you around. The hood keeps saying, uncle Tom.


Hmmmm How long before Tiny Dancer stands behind you, while you say the mayor is in agreement.

Don't forget, talking to a college counselor (buying weed), past daddy's curfew, an iPhone costs enough for felony charges (prison time). Watch how the perps do with Kim Coyote.

Keep paying the ghetto lottery, and raising the actual tax payers, (while providing less service/response).

Please support the clinton crime family. Don't forget to shed a few tears for the thugs.

9/17/2016 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about sergeants?

9/17/2016 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does the captain's opening in 019 mean that the XO there is leaving?

9/17/2016 12:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about making some detectives already

9/17/2016 12:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just adding to the chaos and confusion.

9/17/2016 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So 016 is getting 6 additional officers? Gee Tony, we thought you said your meeting with the stripper had a real effect. Looks like you got punked again and the only affect is your not getting re-elected. Your advisors on Ottawa St. are not helping your cause.

9/17/2016 04:20:00 AM  
Blogger 011 2nd Watch DOG said...

That's it?? That's all the openings in this entire city???
765B

9/17/2016 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your weasel commander in chief is at it again. he avoided using the term fetal.

Emanuel says CPD hiring blitz won’t matter if cops stay defensive
By Fran Spielman

9/17/2016 06:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why are new recruits sent to 001 or 016 for training?

9/17/2016 07:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fenner-Johnson will make Captain. that way her involvement with the Lt test will be a moot point.

9/17/2016 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...except sergeants. And I know of at least one newer sergeant in 011 who's probably curled up in a ball, sobbing uncontrollably right now.

9/17/2016 07:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's about time. Say hello to lieutenant Vanna. HELP US ALL. IF I BUY A HOUSE CAN I HAVE TIME DUE

9/17/2016 07:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With a bunch more retirements on the way!

This city cannot keep their doors close of Officers leaving this shit job!

9/17/2016 07:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shit some of those clouted geniuses have been lieutenants for a year now, time to bump them up! It's a Noble Cause!

9/17/2016 08:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You shall reap what you sew. Politics don't belong in a Police Department but, politics has taken over and they have sown hate and mistrust.
Backstabbing and finger pointing is going to keep everyone's head down. No one is going to draw attention to themselves.
Stay safe and, good luck Officers.

J.J.

9/17/2016 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good to see...And when U finally get there, don't be surprised to see that all the good spots have been usurped by meritcloutorious people who have been there for years already screwing up on the job, lowering morale into the tank as they go.

I'm glad to see openings. Grab them while you can...You may not see another for at least a decade at this current rate. This department needs an enema....And sadly, this will take generations to fix, if anybody really wants to fix it. Stay safe my friends.

9/17/2016 09:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Detectives shut out again

9/17/2016 09:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because there's openings doesn't mean there's bodies to fill those openings.

We're so ridiculously understaffed you might as well turn off the lights and hang out a CLOSED sign.

Way to go Rahm....... maybe we need some more bike lanes or flower boxes!!!

9/17/2016 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And zero Sgt openings.


Hey tintype home front while you can and take advantage of the good openings.

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Sgt openings are quarterly by contract

9/17/2016 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

All the garden spots are open.

9/17/2016 11:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Whatever you do, DO NOT bid to the 002nd district."

Why not?

9/17/2016 11:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My daughter in law is in the fast track mode of getting hired. I have talked to her c about not taking the job, but she wants to be the police, I hope I'm wrong but she won't make it 2 years before quitting. SCREW THIS JOB.

9/17/2016 12:03:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay away from 002 the new Commander is a total idiot. Don't trust her because she will smile in your face and tear your whole back apart.

9/17/2016 12:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck 11th district.
Commander Barney aka KJ is a snake in police clothes. It's a lot of them around but he is the biggest

9/17/2016 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

None in 24? They need more FTOs in 024 because the ones they have are a joke. The only good one (JA) quit last year.

9/17/2016 01:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Shortshanks and Tiny Dancer have done to the police department what the city did the CTA, all run by the 6th, 8th & 34th wards. No northside bosses and degrade the job so only mutts apply. All bosses 100% political

9/17/2016 01:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the X.O. from 019 is being moved does that mean the LT,s and Sgts can stop doing his job for him while he drives around playing Patrolman?????

9/17/2016 02:18:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

which places get the body cameras last?

9/17/2016 02:32:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't wait to leave the south side.

9/17/2016 02:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS JUST IN:
Headquarters has CLOSED the opening between Special Ed's ears.
Apparently this explains where the 2x4 went that used to prop open the back door by the HQ dock.
Be advised the 2x4 was not pressure treated, so no chance of chemical components leaching will cause any reaction to Special Ed's thought process or result in any beneficial enhancement.

9/17/2016 02:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sgt openings have to posted quarterly by contract but the city can post besides quarterly

9/17/2016 03:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

your weasel commander in chief is at it again. he avoided using the term fetal.

Emanuel says CPD hiring blitz won’t matter if cops stay defensive
By Fran Spielman

9/17/2016 06:25:00 AM

Won't matter either with the catch and release program.

9/17/2016 03:28:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
And zero Sgt openings.


Hey tintype home front while you can and take advantage of the good openings.

9/17/2016 12:10:00 AM

District bid spots are posted quarterly as per the contract. Read it once in a while.

9/17/2016 03:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

except sergeants. And I know of at least one newer sergeant in 011 who's probably curled up in a ball, sobbing uncontrollably right now.
9/17/2016 07:12:00 AM



Is that goof that spent a good amount of time working at the academy without learning to be a street cop?

9/17/2016 04:02:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone have any data on the actual number of Chicago Police?
How many officers, detectives, sergeants, etc.?
How many are in the penalty box awaiting persecution?

9/17/2016 04:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay away from 018! Insanely busy with robberies, uuw's and bangers coming from all over the city every night!

9/17/2016 04:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm thinking about getting rehired, appears to be the only way to get to 016....

9/17/2016 07:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's not kulbida, it's the merge that makes the place suck. I never see the guy. Maybe you can blame him for manpower issues but that's everywhere citywide . Everyone is leaving & retiring. Bottom line, rham lied to the citizens about the merge & like the good democratic sheep that they are they took it in the ass. Now they want to put up a fight. Too late liberals. Aww, what's the matter? Certain "people" knocking at your doorstep & it makes you uncomfortable?

9/17/2016 08:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Very funny the quote about Naps not being reelected because only 6 new cops are coming to 16. Their are more coming soon and as a matter of fact Naps has done twice as much in the year plus he is in office, than the hag O'Connor did in four years. Who is going to beat him? The potato farmer Tim Heneghan? Give me a break, I'll bet on Naps any day of the week. So go home and get your shine box!!

9/17/2016 09:10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9/17/2016 07:02:00 AM
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Fenner-Johnson will make Captain. that way her involvement with the Lt test will be a moot point.

9/17/2016 07:10:00 AM

As much as she doesn't deserve any of these promotions I'm for her getting out of 009.
She's ridiculously incompetent and is in way over her head...... and she's quite racist too.

9/17/2016 10:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Who the hell would wanna bid to 012 with bubble head running that titanic? Used to be a good place to work until hurricane kulbida came in

9/17/2016 12:13:00 AM

Special Ed cannot stand Bubblehead. He's now been told by multiple people he trusts that the exodus of officers from 12 is due to this moron and "his guys" from 007 who handle a softball better than a gun. When beat officers are moved off their beat to cover for guys playing on his softball team, there are sure to be consequences. Guess the dumbasses who do the sheets don't realize who lives in one of beats.

9/18/2016 03:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like Shortshanks and Tiny Dancer have done to the police department what the city did the CTA, all run by the 6th, 8th & 34th wards

Stop your crying nothing was said when it was the 19th ward, 10th ward, Burkes Ward, Bridgeport or the Northwest side. so quit bitching.

9/18/2016 03:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Explosive K9 handlers?

The dogs blow up?

you cruel sick fucks...

9/18/2016 03:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weeezee going to 001 , you heard it here first .

9/18/2016 04:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stay away from 018! Insanely busy with robberies, uuw's and bangers coming from all over the city every night!
.......................
You can say that again! Not to mention dealing with drunks, bustouts, retail theft, cab disturbances and accidents!! Whoever said this was a retirement district was on crack!

9/19/2016 03:42:00 PM  

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