Sarcasm and Silliness from a Windy City Cop
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posted by SCC at 12:03 AM
I can only hope, no, I pray, that members of the ACLU are victims of their own agenda when crime pays them a visit and the police say 'sorry no can do'.
Bugsy Burglerman says:Boy, that's terrific!I'd be heading to Baltimore this very, midnight second, were there anything in Baltimore worth burgling........
I'd like to know if the citizens of Baltimore are bitching about the rising violent crime rates there. When it gets so bad, will they be crying that the police aren't doing anything?
Ok, Im in!That's what the People want? GIVE IT TO THEM! You think shit is bad now? Just wait until 3 months of this. Give it to them! Let the public HAVE IT!
Welcome to Murdermore Murderland the murder capital of the USA.
I love the verbal and written consent to search... yay
"This is what a Consent Decree looks like:"Heh, funny...That's what a totally hands-off, survival focused Police Department looks like too.Baltimore will provide an interestingobject lesson to the willfully and joyouslyignorant media and political types inChicago to gawk at in horror.The media mopes will try to fight backby saying: "If only Trump would loosenthe federal purse-strings and give Baltimore financial help!"Heh...Watch Rahm Emanuel discover what real fear is by watching Baltimore burn on the evening news along with Chicago.Watch all of Rahm's bright-idea propeller-heads get off to their safe spaces after being triggeredby "Dude Inc."Baltimore is going to burn this summer thanks to Sparkle-Farts the Human Cipherand his ass-clownish attorney generals.The "Community" demands legally mandated leniency andimpunity from accountability?"Make da Po-leece leave US alone!"WHOOOOOO!THIS!Is what the Obama DOJ was feverishly trying to put in place here in Chicago.Everybody of sense and sensibility should beon their bald and naked knees thanking GOD Almightythat Cankles, the prevaricating, pant suited, cackling clown princess of criminality, sedition and treason, DID NOT WIN THE WHITE HOUSE! Meanwhile?The Police are the problem.Right?Police Like You Have No Friends.
This is crazy
At this point it's all about not doing anything and still collecting a paycheck.Stay Fetal.
Fine with me. Give me a late lunch squad good night.
To be honest since I've been fetal I don't have to worry about any of this.The hard chargers are the ones that should be worried about this. And it's not like this is going to stop them.
UNFUCKINGREAL please tell me thats a joke? they are mall cops now
They are now the Baltimore Security department
Bring out the marshmallows!!!
Are we in some kind of nightmare ???? That people are willing to die
Keep voting Democratic there will be more to come
In other words......Even the ACLU (American Criminal Lobbyists Union) demands - stay fetal!
How about ticket quotas?
Now I can do less.
If the DECREE states nothing about picking up the BODIES than Fuck Em. Let them pile up on the STREETS..........
Mayor Rahm Emanuel does not support Aviation Security Officers from carrying firearms because of allegations of excessive force on the United flight the other day....now comes our police contract with like in kind conditions of remaining armed and the POLICE.....
I get staying fetal but how does the consent decree supersede Terry V Ohio? I tell my guys to act in accordance with case law and whatever they are comfortable with in proactive policing. Being fetal is accepted and being the police is as well, they just have to understand the potential ramifications if things go South when doing their jobs unfortunately. Regardless I will have their backs for doing their jobs and I'll deal with the ramifications when they come. No one gets thrown under the bus by me and I could only hope your supervisors feel the same.Cicero PD Sgt
This is something that our mayor is going to be enforcing pandering to the criminal element this will exponentially increase the carnage in this bloodbath of a city that was once great called chicago. Our employer the people that sign our paychecks are telling us keep your hands off people you will still get paid twice a month listen to what we say do not do anything proactive otherwise you will find yourself at the very minimum fired from your job and at the maximum looking at prison incarceration. So if you want to keep your family keep your home keep your bank account keep your kids happy keep your car keep your health most of all keep your freedom stay the fuck fatal. If the boss tells you at rollcall or or does the side chair telling you go get them kid lock them up be the real police you're the real deal smile laugh and say OK boss I will do that. Then get your squad car keys check the car out get a cuppa coffee relax respond to your calls do not speed to the calls ( unless of course if it is a police officer or a police family calling for help then you go balls out) make sure you obey the traffic laws make sure you follow the policy give the people the paper you will never change the ghetto mentality. The criminal element is totally out of control they know now they will not go to jail they can hurt the police and anyway they want and nothing will happen to them while the police will be displayed on the News constantly 24 hours a day seven days a week by our own totally corrupt City Hall controlled dishonest media. When you look at for example the United airlines fiasco those police officers are in a world that none of us want to be a part of the lawyers the airline ginger Evans The mayor have all the police officers to the car we have no one but ourselves and that is only the blue shirts the white shirts the exempt rank structure is a pathetic mess they cannot even direct traffic anywhere even in the small parking lot!
haha lol, whats left? All these Libs will be out of work. They have created a utopian society for the criminals.
4/18/2017 12:18:00 AMAnonymous Anonymous said...Ok, Im in!That's what the People want? GIVE IT TO THEM! You think shit is bad now? Just wait until 3 months of this. Give it to them! Let the public HAVE IT!4/18/2017 12:22:00 AMWhy do assholes always say this? Like this has anything to do with the "people." The "people" didn't vote for this. This is the left wing agenda being pushed through
Why even have the police around then?Fuck it. Let these "high crime areas" police themselves.Then they can bitch and moan and protest on theirselves.
It is a good place to be a criminal.Now, kees me you fool!!!!
Not to knit pick but those do not look like fully fleshed out bullet points. How could you be forced to not detain people in high crime areas or in the proximity of a crime? That completely flies in the face of long established supreme court case law that allows law enforcement to do just those things when considering the totality of the circumstances. If their point is that you can't detain a person solely based on those factors alone that is nothing new. So no harm no foul. The need for supervisor approval for certain arrests is tantamount to ending that charge in that municipality because most coppers will just say fuck it and most supervisors will avoid its use because they understand that their approval means they are now in the trick bag. The search stuff is an aclu special, I am sure they would love for that to be nation wide right now. But none of this appears to be fully fleshed out. Its like someone reading cliffnotes and trying to give a speech on the cliffnotes. Doesn't quite mesh
do nothingdo nothing wrongits not like it factory work...........at the end of day 0 productivity still results in a pay check in two weeks........wooo hooooooooo
Thats fine with me. Depolicing in the hood is the only way to do it now anyway. They want this type of police action until it directly involvess them, just like the liberals.
Not a cop, but how in God's name are police expected to do their jobs? Unreal!
WOW, what the hell is going on in this country. I hate even talking this way, but it just might be time to violently take it back starting with the ACLU.
Why doesn't someone identify who is giving money to the ACLU. Years ago you were forced to let the City take out of our checks money's and someone found out your a portion of those donations were going to the ACLU. We protested about it, and some of us refused and canceled any donations from our checks. We were punished, transferred, day-offs were changed, and just fucked with at this stance. My point is expose the ACLU on where the money trail coming from and maybe they can be knocked down a notch or two.
What a crock of shit! Here's the real message to Baltimore residents, "Arm up! You're on your own now." And take a lesson from your friendly diversity "folks", shoot fast, shoot often, and I didn't see a god damn thing!J.J.
Hahahahah please bring that over here. This won't effect me one bit, I'm Fetal, a do nothing DOG and proud of it. This is what the city wants than give it to them. CPD are now secretaries, the sooner you hard charging real police realize this the happier you will be. Go to work, have a few laughs, code out job and go home stress free.
Simone says ?????
I remember that at one time being a Chicago firefighter was the best do-nothing job to be had.With fetality being the Chicago Police may be a very close second
How about subscription base policing?Model it after virus software programs for computers. Many companies offer free virus protection at the basic level. If you want more security, such as web security or file backup, you pay a set fee. The more protection you get, the more you pay.The same can work for policing. You would have your basic level which could consist of daily patrols in your neighborhood. You call 911 and when the operator types your name and address into her computer it will tell her as to what level of service the caller qualifies for.If the caller asks for a service that they haven't subscribed to, the operator would inform them that they are currently ineligible for that service and would be given a chance to up their subscription for immediate coverage. This system would put any standing consent decree violations onto the citizen and not the officers involved.
Read the Communist Manifesto. The first step to take over a country is to neutralize the country's police forces. The second step is to take over it's military. I hope this is a joke. If this is true then we Lost.
They should include BLMs ultimate goal, make crimes committed by black people non criminal.
Help me out LEOs. What are "certain arrests" they refer to in these rules? Does that mean that cops in Baltimore can no longer arrest black people without permission or supervision? What a crock! Can't Sessions just overturn this stupid consent decree and untie the hands of law enforcement? Otherwise you might just as well build a wall around Baltimore and tell the gangs and thugs to have at it.
Bring your portable DVD players, a few movies and some snacks to make your shift more interesting, cause there will be no more police work if the ACLU has their way. Wonder why no one says much about the beginnings of the ACLU, (those commie bastards!) but are so quick to follow their recommendations. http://www.redstate.com/paul_j_cella/2011/01/04/the-aclus-communist-origins/
Great how about a second great migration. Every thug,thief and killer can move there without repercussion. Law abiding families need not apply.
Police can't detain people in high crime area? HMM lets just go against supreme court rulings (illinois vs wardlow). Whatever, stay fetal.
Only wish these proclamations were enacted here. It would make my job alot easier.
Got it now, lets take off our patches (Like ginger evans said she told aviation police to do in January her nose is growing along with the rest of that body, the vehicles say clearly "aviation POLICE")and they we put on security and then rahm gets his dream weaponless police, that could be done just order armored cars with a thug ghetto style bullet proof turn around window so we have give reports to the masses who are shot and killed in carnage city! Vehicles:https://www.google.com/search?q=chicago+department+of+aviation+police&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwimuu_x1a7TAhUhw1QKHfONAaAQ_AUICigD&biw=1440&bih=766#imgrc=3we-DSaKXE0azM:(clearly say police)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUogVhykEv0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23qPerqG_a0Do our explorers have this armored panels? We know Zach Fardon said "rahm was doing policing on the cheap" Are we protected?
I'm reading through the consent decree itself now and, as I suspected, the above bullet points are a gross oversimplification.Basically, the "new" rules for stops and searches are no different from existing law. For example:-You don't need consent to frisk for weapons if you have reasonable suspicion, supported by specific articulable facts, that the subject is armed and dangerous.-You can't stop someone based on their proximity to a crime scene alone, or their reaction to the presence of police alone, but either (or both) can contribute towards reasonable suspicion.It looks like the big PITA is the level of documentation and extra training they're going to require, plus millions of dollars for DOJ monitors.
It's all good in Sanctuary City, I have NO intention of interfering with the community savagery. There's no reason on Earth to waste my peace of mind to figure out what's wrong with a Fundamentally Changed Chicago. Tough luck Rahm - clean up the mess with yourself. Staying fetal and showing up for the 1st & 16th is the most activity that should be expected.
Sounds like a paradise for criminal entrepreneurs. Another Obama legacy, creating bright futures for inner city children.
This was supposed to be the Template for the next Democratic Presidents takeover and Federalization of ALL police agencies. Anyone who didn't think this was all Soros and Obama's twisted idea is clueless. In addition the 5 100 Unit Sec 8 Housing Projects going up in 016 was another way to destabilize and fraction solid working class neighborhoods and create more violence, chaos and racial strife.He truly was the Anti-Christ and his legacy was evil and shameful. He had the WHOLE country at each other's throats to destroy us.
Police can't detain people in high crime area? HMM lets just go against supreme court rulings (illinois vs wardlow). Whatever, stay fetal.4/18/2017 12:53:00 PMYou're a fucking moron. Staying fetal is fine but, Illinois V Warlow never said you could detain people just for being in a high crime area. Dumb fucks like you write stupid paper and wonder why you get sued.
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And we are worried about North Korea?! We are destroying ourselves from within. Way to go libtards hope chaos comes knocking at your door! You want the soft approach on crime so you shall get it in abundance! Stay safe and fetal my friends.
Police can't approach trespassers unless complaint is made hahaha what a joke!!! Lawlessness at its finest!
Yah but the the people do vote for the fools that push this agenda,and in this county by a large margin
Yes,but in fetal vs hair gel the court said blah blah blah
"Why do assholes always say this? Like this has anything to do with the "people." The "people" didn't vote for this. This is the left wing agenda being pushed through"People say that because it's true. Rahm, Obama, Preckwinkle, etc. didn't seize power in a bloody coup, they were elected and in most cases they said exactly what they were going to do during the campaign. Furthermore, any precinct that votes incumbent is at least tacitly approving of the status quo and most Illinois pols have been in office for years if not decades and keep getting re-elected.Contrast the recent US presidential election, where the people are obviously not happy with the status quo and expressed that sentiment by choosing a guy who does whatever he damn well pleases at that particular point in time (and changes his mind six times before the end of the interview).
New code to be implemented effective immediately: 19P-DDS ( Didn't Do Shit) That is all......
Anonymous CppThis said..."Why do assholes always say this? Like this has anything to do with the "people." The "people" didn't vote for this. This is the left wing agenda being pushed through"People say that because it's true. Rahm, Obama, Preckwinkle, etc. didn't seize power in a bloody coup, they were elected and in most cases they said exactly what they were going to do during the campaign. Furthermore, any precinct that votes incumbent is at least tacitly approving of the status quo and most Illinois pols have been in office for years if not decades and keep getting re-elected.Contrast the recent US presidential election, where the people are obviously not happy with the status quo and expressed that sentiment by choosing a guy who does whatever he damn well pleases at that particular point in time (and changes his mind six times before the end of the interview).4/18/2017 10:03:00 PMA whole lot of voters are forced to live in the city, county, etc... due to their employment by the governments. That's why the assholes feel that they can say What they like. What are you going to do, quit your over paying job and move? You are not going to get those jobs in the "private sector"! They better get the vote out to keep them too!!! Sad but true, for how many generations?
Do our explorers have this armored panels? We know Zach Fardon said "rahm was doing policing on the cheap" Are we protected?4/18/2017 01:54:00 PM"Our" explorers? If you've ever been in one, you would know the answer is no. It would say "ballistic panel" on the inner door panel. Also, the city never buys expensive options on their police cars. You don't get the powerful engine. You don't get the ballistic panels.
Time for the Police to say...I just took this job for the money. Pay Me.
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