Monday, May 08, 2017

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Doesn't this kind of defeat the purpose of jail?


Can you believe this shit?

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81 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a joke. Dart is playing for the wrong team. But he always has. We need an actual Sheriff in that office.

5/08/2017 12:09:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can I get a large pan from Pequod's please?

5/08/2017 12:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please already put when this idiot has his community meetings.... I live not to far from this moron I don't want my tax dollars going for this.

5/08/2017 12:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tombstone pizza asked: " What do you want on your Tombstone?".

5/08/2017 12:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Recipe ?????????????????

5/08/2017 12:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the pizzas were delivered cold, will a class action suit brought on by an inmate's class action attorney qualify for a cruel and unusual punishment payout for violation of civil rights?

5/08/2017 12:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those jail birds eat better than most law abiding citizens, what no wine list?

5/08/2017 12:34:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want a pizza puff, and anything that is processed, baked, and sugar coated, and something to drink that is referred to by its color... also a ton of ketchup and Louisiana hot sauce

5/08/2017 12:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Coming next is the placement of a mint, by a C.O., on the bunk of each POS.

Cook County Jail will be known hereafter as Dart's B&B.

5/08/2017 12:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Granting privileges for good behaviors and withdrawal of the privileges because of bad behaviors is a great way to maintain discipline.

Handing out favors and privileges despite bad behaviors is a great way to destroy discipline.

5/08/2017 12:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't see deep dish, I smell lawsuit!!!

5/08/2017 12:52:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Daaaaaaaaaaamn...
WTF?

5/08/2017 01:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My buddy who works there told me that the day after the officers in division 9 were attacked, instead of visiting them at the hospital, the good sheriff attended the pizza party graduation for the literacy program in division 10. A division well known to throw feces and urine at the officers.

Nice huh

5/08/2017 02:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the inmates are paying for it, who gives a fuck?

5/08/2017 02:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! Please fire the morons responsible for this stupid idea.

5/08/2017 02:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please tell me this is a joke
There must be SOMEONE besides Dart to run against Rahm for mayor. This guy is an idiot!

5/08/2017 04:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vote his ass out of office

5/08/2017 04:36:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great job spending my tax money what a joke, come one come all we are soft on crime in cook county if you are a person of color.

5/08/2017 05:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Tie-Tommie fart only likes sausage on his pizza! Extra Sausage!!

What a disgrace to see him anywhere looking like he just crawled out of a pub in Beverly. he is the only Sheriff(and I use that title loosely with him) in the US that looks like a homeless person at 2715 w Harrison.

Glad I left there many many years ago and never saw his liberal face.

5/08/2017 05:57:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Off topic : if we going to continue to have St. Jude on memorial drive - can they at least fix the dozens of pot holes a day or two before the march so one of us doesn't break an ankle. You had on lookers calling out huge pot holes so that we didn't get hurt. Ridiculous.

5/08/2017 06:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If the inmates are paying for it, who gives a fuck?
5/08/2017 02:15:00 AM


Two things, as long as it only given to 'non-convicted' inmate and at least the food cost isn't coming out of the county budget. . . yet!

5/08/2017 06:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are there so many voters in Chicago they could elect this fraud of a sheriff mayor? His disrespect for law enforcement will not change if he is elected mayor. He will not suddenly "get tough on crime".
I frankly don't understand why any person would work for the Cook County Sheriff's office under this asshole. His contempt for law enforcement shines through in his coddling of the inmates. Let him run the jail all by himself. He apparently thinks he doesn't need anyone else. Let the inmates fling their urine and feces at him and maybe the spouses of a few media reporters.

J.J.

5/08/2017 07:27:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


It disgusts me that this is how democrats spend my hard earned tax dollars. But, no one cares and I have finally realized that it will never get better. Last one out . . . .

5/08/2017 07:32:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You gotta be PHUQING KIDDIN ME.....We're sooooo DOOOOOOMED...............

5/08/2017 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time for the sheriff union to FOIA all those pretty forms.

The next step would be any one of the criminals that attacked the Police who enjoyed a pizza party would be posted.

And always ask who has the Pizza contract & do they donate to Democrats?

5/08/2017 07:53:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There's actually a PRINTED FORM for pizza deliveries to the jail? Are you f-in kidding me?

5/08/2017 08:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pizza? In jail? No luxuries in jail. Period.

5/08/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it has to do with a teaching cooking skills, you know something other than boiling up some, meth, crack or a spoon of smack. wonder if anyone spits on it when they see a name on the order they don't like.

5/08/2017 08:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

! Idiocy !

(they still couldn't make a form without a typo, lol)

5/08/2017 08:28:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's RECEIPT, not 'recipe'. Dumb ass Dart. What a goof.

5/08/2017 08:32:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. SouthSide said...

Little Tommy has totally lost it. Psych Eval please.

5/08/2017 08:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's what these liberal observers (ie media) don't get who bow at the feet of Dart. The behave inmates don't get shit. No pizza parties, no perks, no Buano beef hand delivered by the Sheriff. The behaved unames are the biggest victims of this lonny toon Sheriff. The animalistic inmates are now emboldened they know they can attack staff, and brutalize weaker inmates. I have seen it first hand, the guards won't even intervene in inmate on inmate attack because the Sheriff doesn't want that. He keeps trying to bribe the 50 or so inmates who are causing 90% of the problems. You would think by now th sheriff would realize his stradegy in not working so well. an inmate ask he me what he needed to do to get pizza last week, I responded he needed to attack a guard or act up. He looked at me like I was crazy.

5/08/2017 09:00:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if John Kass has relatives on Darts payroll. Tom Dart should be right in his wheel house but for some reason he never writes anything negative . Iv lost alot of respect for Kass. That Greek knob head should work undercover at the jail for a week and he would have writing material for the next year.

5/08/2017 09:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem begins with whomever cannot tell the difference between a RECIPE and a RECEIPT.

5/08/2017 09:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the money comes out of the inmates commissary account. Who cares? Most of the inmates who can get money into their account use it to buy food, socks underwear and a sweatshirt.

5/08/2017 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous We Are Anonymous said...

The inmates pay for it, who cares?

5/08/2017 09:26:00 AM  
Anonymous We Are Anonymous said...

Please already put when this idiot has his community meetings.... I live not to far from this moron I don't want my tax dollars going for this.
5/08/2017 12:17:00 AM


Please reading comprehension is apparently lost on you, it is blatantly obvious the inmates are paying for this. Hence not your tax dollars.

5/08/2017 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart has the gall to give speeches saying his kid is smarter than other Sheriff's on lockdown/solitary of unruly inmates. Never seen someone so bad a their job have such a arrogance to him. How could someone be so incompetent but think he's great. Must be delusional! Next time he has a mental breakdown he should look in the mirror.

5/08/2017 09:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Granting privileges for good behaviors and withdrawal of the privileges because of bad behaviors is a great way to maintain discipline.

Handing out favors and privileges despite bad behaviors is a great way to destroy discipline."

I read that Alcatraz had great food to keep the dangerous inmates in line. When they acted out they got bread and water . It worked. But I don't think that's what's going on here. Dart's a leftist lib

5/08/2017 09:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the inmates are paying for it, who gives a fuck?

****

Good point snowflake! Next up: allow prisoners to dress in designer jeans and fendi belts. Allow for prisoners to get weed, rocks, blows and lean. It's just so hard for them. It's not like they're being punished for committing heinous crimes. Sarcasm off: moron

5/08/2017 09:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MAnonymous said...
If the inmates are paying for it, who gives a fuck?

5/08/2017 02:15:00 AM

I give a fuck because they're supposed to be getting punished for their crimes, not having fucking pizza parties. Is this a fucking jail for felons or a country club?

5/08/2017 10:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you flip the sheet over you get to request what outfit toupee Tommy wears when he delivers the pizza. He will show up in a dress and lipstick for 5 bucks extra.

5/08/2017 10:18:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the inmates are paying for it, who gives a fuck?
5/08/2017 02:15:00 AM


Really, dude, are you that dumb or am I missing some subtle sarcasm here?

5/08/2017 10:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cook County County Club.
Fvcking mutts should be eating Alpo...from the can.
Dil-Dart is a pansy and would be eaten alive if has to deliver those pizza pies.
Home cooked meals, that did he do, layoff the kitchen staff or demolish the food court?
What's next - ice cream socials and square dancing?


"Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic.
He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil."
Goodfellas -1990

5/08/2017 11:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a load of crap

5/08/2017 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here is the next Cook County Sheriff:

https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=izzo%20for%20sheriff

Not to sure about his stand on legalizing drugs but he is a step in the right direction compared to Sheriff Fart I mean Dart.

5/08/2017 11:37:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who knew that three hots and a cot included fancy pizza? Is that cot a California king bed? I'm not even in jail and had a can of ravioli for dinner and slept on the couch.

5/08/2017 12:30:00 PM  
Anonymous Angry PO said...

With all due respect to those with mental health issues, I cannot begin to comprehend what these liberal wack-jobs were thinking when this was approved!

5/08/2017 12:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A few years ago...Female officer 20+ years on the job in hospice care and not coming out, has maybe a week left. Her husband also on the job advises the Lt. and Chief that her dying request is to have her retirement Star before she goes. The Chief make notifications up the chain. The answer from Darts people comes back that policy states the employee has to report to personnel and sign for the star IN PERSON.A war breaks out and the female personnel director who is a 19th ward political hack and is fully aware the Officer is in a hospice dying won't budge.An appeal is made to Dart and he sides with the political hack...The Officer dies with out her retirement star. A week after the funeral with mutiny brewing Dart arrives at the district with an entourage of exempt hacks guarding him like the Secret service.Dressed in his usual "piss bum" attire he doesn't speak or look at any Officer,takes the husband into a private office and hands him a star. The retirement certificate is bordered in fancy script "Dept. of Corrections" the female Officer was "Court services". Word comes back Dart is livid that the district didn't kiss his a** when he arrived and the beatings would continue until morale improved,the personnel director has since been promoted with a raise and is now at the merit board,the inmates get pizza for throwing body fluids at jail Officers and a**holes who shoot little girls are allowed to attack Officers because they're frustrated that they are in jail!

5/08/2017 01:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Courtesy of OUR tax dollars. No money for pensions, police, basic traffic management, lights, garbage removal, decent roads, or anything useful to the average gainfully employed tax paying citizen for that matter, but plenty of resources for pizzas in the county jail menu. Un-fucking real.

5/08/2017 01:53:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf is going on in this city....

5/08/2017 01:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is jail in Chicago -

A Pizza Party.

As for those talking about inmates "paying for" things, well, in that spirit, you little peckernecked snowflakes, how about they pay for ALL their own food, and rent and utilities and Healthcare, clothing, soap, toothpaste, shaves, haircuts, shoes bedding laundry, water, oh and the Guards salaries completely and a host of other things they now get for free?

Still wanna play "inmates are paying for it so why should anyone care"?

5/08/2017 05:08:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you SCC for giving us a forum on this communist prick Dart. Don't know if you are aware but this communist Sheriff has shut down two blogs critical of him. County Guy and Sheriff news blog. He illegal hacked IP adresses of blog admistrators(me) and threatened employment if we didn't shut the blogs down. Proof of that is neither one of us e were fired. You would think the media would be outraged Dart the Fart was violating first amendment rights and breaking the law. But the morale of the story is this guy has very thin skin and thinks he's God so be careful! I ran one of the above-mentioned blogs and his bitch boy B. Towne threatened my family members that they were going to knock my door in if I refused to shut down the blog. Ironically, Towne was accused of sexually assulting a Coworker and abruptly left the Sheriff’s office a year later. A little side note to the Sheriff, I will be soon opening a new blog and you know who I am. What sucks for you is I will be leaving the Sheriff's office soon so your threats won't be successful this time..

5/08/2017 05:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
If the inmates are paying for it, who gives a fuck?

5/08/2017 02:15:00 AM

Great way to smuggle in dope to the jail

5/08/2017 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Little Ceasars is cheaper. $5 for a whole box

5/08/2017 06:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

19th Ward is still alive
The Merit Board appointment means more gas on the fire for hiring the Best and the Brightest from 19

There is no unemployment in 19
There is no unemployment in Mt Greenwood

It is an absolute Shame toLaw Enforcement that The Sheriff does not even follow his Grooming General Orders
DuPage County Sheriff,Dekalb County Sheriff, Lake County Sheriff and Kane County Sheriff all proudly wear the Uniform

But not the Cook County Sheriff. Okay. Pizza for all at 26 th Street

5/08/2017 06:15:00 PM  
Anonymous Don't Tread on Me said...

John Wayne Gacy used to get pizza in prison...

Just sayn'...

5/08/2017 06:25:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On another topic, not a cop but a serious question. With a rash of craigslist thefts and robberies, does CPD offer transactions to take place inside a station, if so, what is the proper protocol? Thanks.

5/08/2017 06:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Popolo said...

Is there any truth to a post on another thread that T Dart is on psych meds? Please confirm if so.

5/08/2017 06:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How is that not fucking contraband ?????!!!!!!!!

5/08/2017 07:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

onymous said...
the money comes out of the inmates commissary account. Who cares? Most of the inmates who can get money into their account use it to buy food, socks underwear and a sweatshirt.
5/08/2017 09:22:00 AM

Hey, they're inmates but they must be referred to as clients. The idiots in charge refer to them as guests. Don't believe it??? Go visit someone, you have to enter the name of the GUEST. Also, you better not refer to them as prisoners.

5/08/2017 08:14:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why doesn't the media ask how many officers are out with duty injuries?
Why isn't anyone asking about the suicides?
Don't settle for the spin job Cara Smith will put out.
Does anyone have the numbers? Teamsters, Fop?

5/08/2017 08:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pepperoni on top of the cheese. The only way to bake it.

5/08/2017 08:43:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A $7.00 pizza, if you needed anymore evidence Dart was lying about the cost of incarcerations

5/08/2017 09:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the sausage in the buns was delivered for free.

5/08/2017 10:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TD kinda enigmatic. Empties the jail, yet needs to be surrounded by bodyguards. WTF, if these offenders are not a threat to society, why do you need so many bodyguards?

5/08/2017 11:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dart is now trying to pick a fight with Governor Scott Walker over some runaway 17 yr. old who was arrested in Chicago with large amounts of drugs in her car. The fed up foster mom refused to get her and Dart was outraged Wisconsin DCFS refused to get her. He portrayed the girl like she was 10 roaming the streets with a doll in her hand. Dart is such a granstanding clown.. Story was in Milwaukee Sentinel.

5/09/2017 01:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Thank you SCC for giving us a forum on this communist prick Dart. Don't know if you are aware but this communist Sheriff has shut down two blogs critical of him. County Guy and Sheriff news blog. He illegal hacked IP adresses of blog admistrators(me) and threatened employment if we didn't shut the blogs down. Proof of that is neither one of us e were fired. You would think the media would be outraged Dart the Fart was violating first amendment rights and breaking the law. But the morale of the story is this guy has very thin skin and thinks he's God so be careful! I ran one of the above-mentioned blogs and his bitch boy B. Towne threatened my family members that they were going to knock my door in if I refused to shut down the blog. Ironically, Towne was accused of sexually assulting a Coworker and abruptly left the Sheriff’s office a year later. A little side note to the Sheriff, I will be soon opening a new blog and you know who I am. What sucks for you is I will be leaving the Sheriff's office soon so your threats won't be successful this time..

When???? What are you going to call it?

5/09/2017 01:25:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The city,wtf is wrong with the whole country. One word answer obama.

5/09/2017 08:13:00 AM  
Blogger Big Daddy said...

This idiot is indicative of what masquerades as a law enforcement executive here in Chicago/Cook County.

5/09/2017 08:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just rewarding bad behavior. It's what you get when you vote democrat!

5/09/2017 08:16:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Problem with putting up Toupee Tom for a psychological exam is his own hired shrinks will be evaluating him. I knew his old driver/guard very well. He said Tom would smoke weed often. Perhaps he is trying to self medicate so a mandatory drug test should do the job...... Do a FOIA and see if he has every been called for a drug test. He also informed me his top aides would violate the drug testing General Order by ordering the technician to leave the secure drug testing site and take the test at Maywood headquarters cause they were too lazy to travel.. That is a major violation of Sheriff's drug testing policy and chain of custody. Do a FOIA on that too. He said one technician threatened to resign because she was "given an unlawful order" and was super pissed the Sheriff office put her in that position ..

5/09/2017 08:41:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Previous post:

"...I ran one of the above-mentioned blogs and his bitch boy B. Towne threatened my family members that they were going to knock my door in if I refused to shut down the blog. Ironically, Towne was accused of sexually assulting a Coworker and abruptly left the Sheriff’s office a year later. A little side note to the Sheriff, I will be soon opening a new blog and you know who I am..."

********

One blog author was demoted and damn near lost his job at the retaliatory hand of the worst Sheriff in County history.
I had always hoped, perhaps a retired guy would have picked up the slack and run with it...

Best wishes to you in reupping either blog!

Was it the same set of circumstances that caused the demise of ISPeeved.

Stay safe, watch and protect each other's backs and know you really are truly appreciated by those that matter!

5/09/2017 08:43:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, now that I'm through laughing,go ahead, you can tell me this is a joke....isn't it? This can't be true, inmates can "order take-out" at the Cook County Spa & Resort?

5/09/2017 03:35:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will Tommie toupee pussyfart open a pizza joint in mountgreasewood after he loses

5/09/2017 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's going on is liberals (Democrats) are crime protectors and law enforcement haters. Pay attention, cops getting attacked in Portland, Berkeley and Washington state. Antifa BAMN, and BLM all get financing from left wing activists. The same people who are running Chicago and Cook County. When are people going to get it... quit falling for their race/baiting lies. Liberals running Law Enforcement is like.... well... the inmates running the jail. And... how is that working out for us?

5/09/2017 07:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sheriff's police do Mosque checks now... instead of covering beats. Emails are sent out about diversity and social justice. Dart is a pandering anti-Christ in regard to actual law enforcement. Liberals are destroying everything on America...while we watch. The liberal women's march wants our Military defunded. Keep electing liberals and there will be no more police... no more guns.

5/09/2017 07:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You do all realize.. Dart has every crappy lawyer that can't find a job...as a lawyer working for him. He also hires any media people that would ever have written a story about his massive corruption and incompetence.

5/09/2017 07:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The tribune article called this program "Recipe For Change". Of course, it's only being offered in maximum Division 11. The $hit that comes out of the jail borders on insanity. And yes Tommie Dart has always been rumored to have a psych history.

5/09/2017 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:44pm.....people meet in 009 district all the time to complete craigslist deals. Just go to the front desk of whatever station you wana meet at and give them a heads-up of what you're doing.

5/10/2017 09:49:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5-10-2107:
Ya'Ain't Gonna Believe This:
This story just made HEATSTREET
Story attributes the idea to chef (chef, not chief)
Bruno Abate
Only inmates in Division 11 can participate for now.
******Said Jail is thinking about a FOOD TRUCK!
(WTF?)

5/10/2017 06:27:00 PM  

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