Another Design
posted by SCC at 12:07 AM
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43 Comments:
You gotta get a shittier squad... that one looks too nice to be a Chicago bullshit squad
LOL!
Funniest shit EVER, SCC!
Sent a little Weller 107
(with a real sugar Dr. Pepper
belly-washer on the side) down the wrong
pipe here, fella!
>Koff! Kaff! Kak! Wheeze!<
Keep up the good work.
Police Like You Have No Friends.
Like the weed rims
Well it is a fact that Rahm is not running to pay down the pension. He should be pointed towards the front of the vehicle. And Father Faker should be having his hand out for his cut.
We may have a winner!! Freakin' hilarious.
Gots to get me Dem father Faker sun screens. Do dey got Ja'Mal too?
Now that's funny. Father Pfleger threatens Rahm with protests is he doesn't follow his demands.
Can you put McCarthy's photo under the van?
I KNOW JAMAL is in that Van Too , lmao
lets add jessie jackson Jr and Company, Blagojevich, too!
Looks like some of you don't know what Ja Mal looks like.
He is on the original squadrol design from June 13
Each squad should have Lovey and Lovey's toll free number on the trunk with the following:
"Has this officer disrespected you?"
Call 1-866-xxx-xxxx
Seriously though , this whole idea is ridiculous. And then the public picks the winner?
The best so far.
I always said that there was a lot of wasted talent on this job.
Hands down, this is the best one so far....LMFAO! Great job!
That's our pension money he's attempting to abscond.
I would love to see the little asshole held accountable..... after all Rahm is big on transparency and accountability . Right Rahm??
where can we send our entries?
Tha's a cool-looking whip, my man.
Especially dig the dope-leaf rims!
Those must be Rented Rims, a Dean Angelo Company.
Wiz Khalifa available to drive your party bus.
"If it ain't from Dean, yo rims just ain't clean"
Forget the CPD vehicles, here is the new proposal for the Not-so-safe-passage program!
https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-syY0sJNr2-o/WULOIFK0IsI/AAAAAAABiiM/NnkILZoDqcY17ZxTo9sDJG_EIdMIkiS5QCLcBGAs/s1600/202721.jpg
Nice Hoopdie.....!
Are those retirees without health insurance under the front wheels?
It's ok but that punk should be in a TuTu
Good one, Pimpin' for Jughead Ain't E-Z-WE-Zee.
Think about it...$60 million every year goes into AlderThieve Discretionary Funds and we are challenged to design a scoobie van/car to instill a Special Ed kind of trust in the communitay.
Coloring books and yard games keeps CAPS fully staffed, but I guess if they allow the average beat guy/gal a few hours a day INSIDE to develop their prototype it would be a fair kindergarten level coloring contest.
Give that submission The SCC Blue Ribbon.
Oh, now that's just nice.
don't forget the big j-goff sen Bernie sanders
Its got my vote
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well it is a fact that Rahm is not running to pay down the pension. He should be pointed towards the front of the vehicle. And Father Faker should be having his hand out for his cut.
You're a special kinda of special, ain't cha? You might wanna read what it says on the bags of $$$. And then infer (like the logical adults here already did) that he's taking OUR pension $$$ and applying it elsewhere.
JACK. ASS.
seeing that i am convinced shave is alive and well.
Boys, The days of digital printing are upon us. It's sooooo easy to have a different design for each dictrict. That way all the reach arounds are kept local with a few "special designs" to spare. You bring in activity, you can pick a special. And by the way, I have yet to see a design with a toilet in it. Get those crayons out and find a call to milk.
Friday, June 16, 2016, 7:50 PM
As the sun sets on Chicago this evening,
a man in a black car named Rahm will drive by
the Whole Foods in Englewood, with a giant smile
on his face, with visions of AMAZON (AMZN) dancing
in his head.
Cops will end up driving AMAZON green squads
pretty soon. After AMAZON gets into the drug
business, Narcan will be dirt cheap.
Another Design
You know it's summer in Chicago once you see
paleta carts in your neighborhood.
Spot Tom Dart, Rahm, Special Ed, Wounded Knee
Dean, call the 800 Number, and get an Amazon Gift
Card worth $100.00. We call that Guerilla Marketing.
The NASDAQ calls that smart.
Hey, that's Father Mike, up front in the passenger seat.
If this was England, he would be driving!
The Plumbers Union will gladly dye the Chicago River
Green every day, to welcome Amazon to town.
Tally ho, Rahm. I'm pissing green beer and money
into the River once I get my Amazon Prime/EBT Discount
for $5.99/month. We all done made it to the big time!
Anonymous said...
Each squad should have Lovey and Lovey's toll free number on the trunk with the following:
"Has this officer disrespected you?"
Call 1-866-xxx-xxxx
6/16/2017 06:43:00 AM
Now that's funny, sad, fucked up and true
all at the same time...
The logo shouldn't be "CPD", Chicago Police Department. With all the softness and pandering it should be the :Chicago Po-lease Department."
We "Protect and Serve" is not "We Pander and Cower."
Did the city ever make that payment to the pension fund that was due?
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Well it is a fact that Rahm is not running to pay down the pension. He should be pointed towards the front of the vehicle. And Father Faker should be having his hand out for his cut.
6/16/2017 12:43:00 AM
Funny!!!! You people conjured up that mutt F F! You mention his name and he is out protesting with his minion, the cardinal!
He said that that's enough with the violence, it stops now! He is a complete asshole etc... but he is out, in a safe place, calling out the violence. Shame is he is more than likely blaming the Police for it.
To reflect the local Catch & Release judicial system
Please remove the back door of the paddy wagon
Fund our pension Tiny Dancer.
Can someone turn the heat off in the 010th District? I've had swamp ass the last 2 weeks sitting at the front desk trying to stay awake.
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