Thursday, June 15, 2017

More Squad Designs

A few to brighten your day:



Those are Happy Designs.

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39 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but were they photoshopped?
Designs need to be distributed to LGBTQ,
BLM, and other deserving groups lacking a
Public voice. They must be people-friendly.
Forget serve and protect: waste of space.
So folks, either we stand our ground or we get
Ice cream trucks and clown-mobiles.
Face it, they don't have marketable skills.
Bobby Rush would not cave for that shit, nor
J.J. or Al.

6/15/2017 12:30:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OT - T/y to a 016 copper from a civilian ...
My place up by the woods & I think I've seen 3 CPD units in calendar year 2017 but being a regular SCC blog reader, I know protecting "the community" leaves my middle class neighborhood pretty much on its own.

Well tonight the 4th sighting happened as I was getting home around half past midnight and of course just as I was mid-3pt turn on a side street too close to the main thoroughfare intersection.

He drove by me point blank and slowed to a stop 2-3 car lengths past the white strips. I scooted into the corner parking space and said to myself, "I hope he's driving a new "No Fucks Given" design winner. Cop car still stopped, I walked to my front door looking discreetly over my shoulder. He then did his own u-turn but instead of turning onto my block, kept heading back the opposite direction he'd come.

So if you see this post officer, thank you for letting one slide.
Signed,
An other-wise law-abiding taxpaying CPD-supporting citizen.

6/15/2017 02:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed has lost control, Kevin's lost in a fog, Fred is playing chess with less pieces than ever, Barb is just wondering how she made it this far.

And we're redesigning police cars...

6/15/2017 06:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There need to be bells on it that ring all the time, like on the ice cream trucks. If the corrupt democrats want arrests to go down, that will help. It's the desired results that count--the details are for the serfs.

6/15/2017 07:11:00 AM  
Blogger Anonymous said...

Love the doughnut with sprinkles insignia!

6/15/2017 07:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Definitely, the unicorn and rainbows.......they make you feel so happy and safe.

6/15/2017 07:58:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

I just adore the pretty colors.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

6/15/2017 08:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao

6/15/2017 09:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My 5 yr.old Grand-daughter should have her design finished any day now...Should be a Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner....

6/15/2017 09:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Forget all the car designs. Forget cars. A few tanks and a few more APC's is what's needed to "Protect & Serve" in the "hood". Pursuits will no longer be a problem. When the asshole runs, "BOOM!" pursuit terminated. No need for lights and sirens, just a loudspeaker. When you enter the "hood" everyone will know the authorities have arrived, behave!
Instead of "Protect & Serve", the motto can be, "Don't run, why die tired?"

J.J.

6/15/2017 10:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen the Chicago police tele tubby uniform? I thought this was appropriate since the advent of body cameras.

6/15/2017 10:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The City of Chicago should paint all police vehicle's pink with purple doors !

6/15/2017 10:55:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Submit designs for an urban warfare MRAP. The rate things are going, it is what you'll need.

6/15/2017 11:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ed has lost control, Kevin's lost in a fog, Fred is playing chess with less pieces than ever, Barb is just wondering how she made it this far.

And we're redesigning police cars...

6/15/2017 06:44:00 AM
Don't know who you are but dam you summed it up perfectly and completely! the exempt structure is so terribly inept, now when I look at any of them from commander in 008 "shiny shoes" and the rest just makes me grin and smile knowing they are all playing as if everyday is halloween wearing our uniform, poseurs at best, pension thieves are worst, but leaders come on now!

Secret video new style roll call promotional ceremony:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsg0EvZozI

6/15/2017 11:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just write the letter P on the door for "p" patrol

6/15/2017 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Ed has lost control, Kevin's lost in a fog, Fred is playing chess with less pieces than ever, Barb is just wondering how she made it this far.
And we're redesigning police cars" 6/15/2017 06:44:00 AM

- Agree 100%. Absolutly this is the best batch merit knotheads the Dept ever assembled.

When kids are traumatized, how does a professional psychologist communicate with them...?
Remember your first haircut sitting on that booster seat at Floyd's or leaving mom at the first day at school?
Or how about first bike fall boo-boo or biting your tongue?
What did everyone do to calm you?
Lollipop, ice cream, happy talk, positive reinforcement.

What did Dr. Rahm prescribe?
Deflect the real issue, dazzle the stupid fools with shiny trinkets, encourage participation to get their simple tender minds off the Pension, Contract and Discipline.
I really hope nobody is calling for this City Hall media publicity stunt and dime store psych diversion.

Did they or FOP try this back around 2005 or so ? At some time at least 10'yrs ago I recall seeing pictures of Crown Vics outfitted in different color schemes and decal design.

6/15/2017 11:51:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

watch #5 Michigan police vehicles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTMMzp5actM

6/15/2017 12:05:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lovely

6/15/2017 01:01:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think we should also incorporate merit promotion status into the design, that way the citizens would know right off that they are dealing with someone special.

6/15/2017 01:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the wagon. Reminds meme of the old good humor trucks.

6/15/2017 04:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unicorns and rainbows!!! LMFAO!!! How appropriate since the libtards want us to be the hug-a-thug de-escalation police.

6/15/2017 05:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought they were on the right track, but need to put Rahm's Motto: "Never let a crisis go to waste, Laquan McDonald." on the "Fairy-Mobiles."

6/15/2017 05:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And we're redesigning police cars...

6/15/2017 06:44:00 AM

Nope.

Do you remember the Soul Train Scramble Board?

The squads are the boards and the existing decals are the scramble.

No changing, adding or subtracting of the decals.

And, the base color of the squads will not be changed.

The whole thing makes absolutely no sense. Actually, it is ridiculous.

6/15/2017 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It befits Mr. 9.5, at one-time the right-hand man
to Mr. B. Hussein Obama, the man who made sure
to pardon hundreds of non-violent drug dealers, who were
"of the skin," while in fact Otto Warmbier vegetated in a coma
in the wonderful land of North Korea. De-balled-ma refused
to pursue the matter because it was much easier to stroke off
signatures on release papers for men who poisoned neighborhoods
with filthy, lethal drugs of addiction, and the business being the business
today (as opposed to the hippy 1960s), undoubtedly paid for violent acts
to be carried out at their behest, and by luck or skill, were never charged.
We salute you, Barry, while you carried on your charade of annual Press Club
dinners, summer vacations in Martha's Vineyard, and Christmas holidays in
Hawaii. A Harvard Crimson man thru and thru. A man of Letters more content
with signature release programs than the real business of State in securing the
release of an American citizen held by a hostile regime.

6/15/2017 06:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for the "fund my pension tiny dancer" one.

6/15/2017 06:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
Ed has lost control, Kevin's lost in a fog, Fred is playing chess with less pieces than ever, Barb is just wondering how she made it this far.

And we're redesigning police cars...

6/15/2017 06:44:00 AM

None of the above mentioned are anywhere near MENSA members but Barb West is especially clueless.
She's got no business wearing a blue shirt let alone a white one with an exempt star. What a joke and an embarrassment.

6/15/2017 06:48:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The MOD Squad.
Fit for child luring.
We got to get those younger kids to turn on
the older kids, plea deals as it were. Happy Meals
no problem. This is how Hitler did it. The teachers
convinced the kids to turn in their parents.
Due to our current incompetence/inability to
apprehend and question actors, this may be the next
logical progression. Remember, Mister Nine Point Five
is at the helm, matey, and mutiny will not be tolerated.

6/15/2017 09:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Surely, you blaspheme!

6/15/2017 09:29:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Creepy Clowns, just in time for summer.
Sure beats two creeps cruising in a black
Crown Vic.

6/15/2017 09:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These are Deans new cars he incorporated into the contract. So 9.5 and stupid Ed come up with the plan of hey we'll just paint the old ones and there ya go New Cars for the worn out broken down troops. Oh and by the way shut the air cond down on the few cars that still have it because the troops won't know the difference.Numerous shootings and murders and these nit wits come up with this,a contest for new paint. Wake the fuck up. This is what you get when you employ barely functional and brain dead gifts. Then you promote them via clout and merit to lead the troops. Totally amazing.Add the worst and the dumbest to the exempts black cars in bright yellow.

6/15/2017 10:26:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The warm and fuzzy police!

6/15/2017 10:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go back to the 60s/70s scheme...all blue, with white doors, roof and trunk. Or would that offend some tender sensibilities?

6/15/2017 11:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We should just put record and jedibiah brown on the side, they own this city anyway

6/15/2017 11:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought they were on the right track, but need to put Rahm's Motto: "Never let a crisis go to waste, Laquan McDonald." on the "Fairy-Mobiles."

6/15/2017 05:57:00 PM

"Its For The Children"

He said it again yesterday when talking about one of the proposed high schools.

6/15/2017 11:42:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not the artsy type so i'll just ask if anyone has access to a "Sparklefarts" caricature - could you please emblazon a squad car with one and submit to SCC? Maybe add a unicorn strategically behind the ex potus. Can the keesing bandit help? If he does i'll buy him a dozen sticky buns from his favorite AlderCreature/Restaurant owner.

6/16/2017 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is no valid reason for new designs.if it ain't broke don't fix it .

6/16/2017 07:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really hope nobody is calling for this City Hall media publicity stunt and dime store psych diversion.

Did they or FOP try this back around 2005 or so ? At some time at least 10'yrs ago I recall seeing pictures of Crown Vics outfitted in different color schemes and decal design.

6/15/2017 11:51:00 AM

They had some designes from R&D or other black hole unit, at that time. They had so many checker board designs that they looked like the old "Checker" taxicabs!

6/16/2017 08:01:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will tese vehicles be in the parade?

6/16/2017 04:04:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:40 PM he did get release of a army deserter that joined taliban
only had to release five high ranking terrorists
drug dealers = non violent criminals
ask dead gang bangin drug dealin and innocents hit in cross fire
10,000 overdose victims

6/18/2017 11:58:00 PM  

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