Thursday, August 17, 2017

Um....What Now?

We thought this was some sort of joke - like Shaved had taken over the Crime In Boystown blog:
  • He's facing hard time. But the court may let him plead down to a misdewiener.

    Cops caught up with a 24-year-old burglar Sunday afternoon because he took a break from his escape to masturbate in a nearby gangway, police said.

    A Wicker Park resident called police around noontime after seeing a man enter his home and steal an iPad in the 2000 block of West Le Moyne.

    Cops were speaking with the victim when another 911 call was dispatched: A woman on a nearby street said a man was masturbating outside of her house—and her description of the man closely matched the burglary offender.

    Officers said they rolled up to the woman’s home just in time to see Michael Gentry take off running. They caught up with him in a yard in the 1400 block of North Leavitt.

    He just happened to be carrying an iPad and the burglary victim was able to identify him, police said.

    Gentry is charged with one count of burglary. Bail is set at $250,000.
Knowing Dart and Foxxx, the $250,000 bail isn't for the burglary - that was a I-bond no doubt.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cindy Shame leaving Mass Trans, going back to Lt at Midway than retire,

8/17/2017 12:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Crazy Kim in Mass Trans seen buying Sgts uniforms at vcg , another political hack who has done nothing but lived off her husbands coat tails!

8/17/2017 12:08:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A temporarily successful burglary is quite exciting........

8/17/2017 12:21:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perv boy is going to have all kinds of fun at IDOC.

8/17/2017 12:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I will say one big thing in his defense.

He didn't rape anyone.

8/17/2017 01:06:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With a double-entendre leadoff line like 'he's facing hard time', it's easy to confuse this with an Onion story, SCC.

8/17/2017 01:12:00 AM  
Blogger I Fart In Your General Direction said...

Let he who has never rubbed one out in a gangway while watching gay porn on a stolen iPad cast the first stone.

I suspect the Keesing Bandit is preparing a statement as we speak.

8/17/2017 01:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2017 MVP

8/17/2017 01:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bring back Detective Shaved LC or I'll shut down Michigan Ave.

8/17/2017 01:46:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I did this once but it wasn't after a burglary. I was coming back in from taking out my garbage and I just couldn't wait.

8/17/2017 01:49:00 AM  
Anonymous lil george said...

He was caught red handed

8/17/2017 02:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol.i miss shaver.damn was he good.

8/17/2017 02:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wacking it on a foot chase?.....another reason not to chase these guys

8/17/2017 02:38:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It like where were those guys who pulled up to the basket ball court and shot up the kid, at a time like this... shit

8/17/2017 03:01:00 AM  
Anonymous J. Effingham Bellweather said...

I miss shaved.

8/17/2017 04:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But what was he watching on the ipad? Could be embarrassing for the victim.

8/17/2017 05:31:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


8/17/2017 05:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't charge him with a felony and give him hard time. Why ruin his life, when he is trying to get it all together and maybe join the Marine Corps.

8/17/2017 06:17:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a jagoff

8/17/2017 06:51:00 AM  
Blogger The Keesing Bandit said...

Horrors! I have never burglarized a house nor stole an I-Pad.

Things I did in gangways will go unsaid.

By the way, I miss my Shavey too.

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

8/17/2017 06:56:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cindy Shame leaving Mass Trans, going back to Lt at Midway than retire,

8/17/2017 12:02:00 AM

Great news. Now we don't have to read your lame posts about her that nobody cares to hear about.

8/17/2017 07:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He was using 2 hand-held devices.

8/17/2017 07:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chase someone? Your as soft as the offender.

8/17/2017 07:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Difference between Cook County v. Du Page. You guys locked him up on the burglary charge. In Du Page we would have added the weeny whacking and other offenses because we do. We want to make sure his arrest records tells others who he is. Plus we want to try and get him pegged as a sex offender so he does not end up as a janitor in an elementary school. We call it out here our version of crime prevention. He will not fare well with a Du Page jury.

8/17/2017 07:26:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...




people of good social position, specifically (in the UK) the class of people next below the nobility in position and birth.

8/17/2017 07:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep the I pad

8/17/2017 07:44:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK OK I'll take the easy one " he is just 1 jack-off"

8/17/2017 08:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The success of the burglary had to have a happy ending.
What part don't-cha guys understand.

8/17/2017 08:07:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Shaved resurrected his blog? If so, please post the new address. True News & Alt News have been down for quite a while.

8/17/2017 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would it be considered iod or medical if you slipped in his goo and hurt your knee while chasing this burglary offender

8/17/2017 09:12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh how I miss "Shaved". Hard to get news happening on the SW Side!

8/17/2017 10:02:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So which is most tolerable by liberal Wicker Pk?
The increase of jobless feral nomads ?
The all too frequent lenient prosecutions ?
The self pleasuring on the way to the pawn shop because he needed food ?

Chances of a victim court appearance are slim.

I feel sorry for the poor copper who won the 3 legged chase and had to search Sticky Fingers Gentry.
Happy ending for all.

8/17/2017 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger Alan Longnecker said...

I got a dollar that says the rob-ee doesn't want his iPad back.

8/17/2017 11:48:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How deep do the fools plea this down to?

8/17/2017 11:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He got arrested again recently for trying to sell a stolen bike on OfferUp. He was trying to "pull" a fast one.

8/17/2017 01:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Victim must have had some really good porn on his ipad.

8/17/2017 02:25:00 PM  
Blogger stash the polski guy said...

no word if this was a classic case of jagoffinteruptus. love you shaveski.

8/17/2017 03:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The 019 shit parade. No surprise when yuppies pay high taxes and minimal Police. Now armed home invasion In southwest suburbs, house wives packing guns in their own homes. Most people refuse to think about their own personal security until something happens. That is reactive instead of proactive.

8/17/2017 03:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I worked long and hard on this case.

8/17/2017 04:09:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm reminded of that scene from Slapshot, where the GM Joe McGrath (Strother Martin) is talking to Reggie Dunlop about a player he traded for who was a compulsive masturbator, even jerked off in the penalty box.

8/17/2017 05:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Offender will say its a bad deal he is getting the shaft

8/17/2017 05:47:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The victim is likely a, Rahm - Dart - Peckerwinkle voter, so if he walks it will be justice served.

8/17/2017 09:02:00 PM  
Anonymous To Know 'Em is to Hate 'Em said...

Come back Shaved, we miss your smart ass!

8/17/2017 09:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will Dart throw him a pizza party?

8/18/2017 06:50:00 AM  

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